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  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-13 (Pitt almost stumbles into some truth)

    08/08/2013 4:52:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The man you are looking at is William Rivers Pitt, the erstwhile Wunderkind of DUmmieland, "Pied Piper Pitt," now a 41-year-old has-been/never-was journopundactivist and self-important muckety-muck for an obscure prog blog called "truthout." Ever since Journalist Pitt swore to the high heavens that an indictment of Karl Rove was a done deal, sealed, and would be revealed within 24 business hours, Mr. Pitt has been the laughingstock of the internets. OK, you can stop looking at the picture now and go fetch some eyebleach. BTW, that's a screenshot of the Pittster youtubing for dollars for his little truthout site....
  • Brad Pitt’s Mom Gets Death Threats for Blasting Obama on Abortion

    07/11/2013 5:12:26 AM PDT · by NYer · 24 replies
    Life News ^ | July 10, 2013 | Steven Ertelt
    Jane Pitt, the mother of actor Brad Pitt, faces death threats following her letter to the editor to a newspaper in which she blasts President Barack Obama for his lengthy pro-abortion record.In the letter published by the Springfield News-Leader, Pitt calls President Obama, “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies.” She adds, “Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama.”Even though Pitt stands with the majority of Americans who are pro-life on abortion, new reports indicate she is facing an extreme backlash from pro-abortion activists....
  • Oh Brad! This zombie flick is brain dead: CHRIS TOOKEY reviews World War Z

    06/03/2013 7:11:06 AM PDT · by C19fan · 52 replies
    UK Daily Mail ^ | June 2, 2013 | Chris Tookey
    Movies don’t come bigger than this, and zombie flicks tend to come an awful lot smaller. In Shaun of the Dead, the undead had to content themselves with snacking off a handful of British actors in a deserted pub. Here, it’s the future of humanity at stake. This time, Brad Pitt is here to save us, and the skies are soon full of crashing helicopters, screaming jets and stuntpeople being sucked out of aircraft. So what’s it like? Well, it’s awfully like all the epic action films made by Roland Emmerich, ranging from the nearly sublime (Independence Day) to the...
  • A box office apocalypse? Brad Pitt's $400m World War Z could become the most expensive flop..

    05/23/2013 7:25:14 AM PDT · by C19fan · 82 replies
    UK Daily Mail ^ | May 23, 2013 | Hanna Flint
    World War Z could be the most expensive flop in cinematic history. Brad Pitt's zombie action flick has been mired by negative publicity concerning rewrites, re-shoots and an inexperienced creative team that has caused the film's budget to increase from $170million to a reported $400million. Based upon Max Brooks's science fiction novel, the film now has the biggest budget ever recorded.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-13 (DUmmies were hoping for a RW Boston Teabomber!)

    04/22/2013 10:36:11 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Let's see. . . . April 15, Tax Day. . . . Boston, site of the original Tea Party. . . . Boston, America's most liberal city. . . . "Patriots' Day," a term that the wingnuts would love to use. . . . So who are the obvious perpetrators of the Boston Marathon bombing? Why, right-wing white Christian conservatives, of course! Teabaggers! TeaBOMBERS! That was the immediate and quite predictable reaction of the DUmmies in the wake of last week's bombing. Never mind the fact that 99% of all terrorist attacks in the world over the past 40+...
  • Former Obama Cult Member Brad Pitt Abandons Dear Leader on Guns

    04/17/2013 9:04:24 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 43 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 April 2013 | Reaganite Republican
    And he was pretty far-gone, too- wow h/t These are the Times
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'")

    01/24/2013 4:14:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-13 (WILLIAM RIVERS PITT Wants to Know What's Happening at Free Republic)

    01/17/2013 3:54:35 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants to know what is happening at the Free Republic as you can see in his THREAD, "Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?" Since all editions of the DUmmie FUnnies are quickly posted at the Free Republic, Pitt might find out way more than he would like. For example, he might find out about the heinous deeds of a certain Temporary SockPuppet. Or would he prefer to wait 24 business hours for a PARTIAL BIRTH NONAPOLOGY that attempted to explain away one of the biggest journalistic frauds ever perpetrated? A visitor to the Free Republic who...
  • Pitt chancellor, top officials get raises

    12/05/2012 5:11:00 AM PST · by rightwingintelligentsia · 1 replies
    Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | December 4, 2012 | Debra Erdley
    University of Pittsburgh Chancellor Mark Nordenberg will pocket a 3.3 percent raise or $18,500 for the 2012-13 fiscal year, bringing his base annual compensation to $580,000. Six other university officers will get raises ranging from 3.3 percent to 15 percent under a package the Compensation Committee of Pitt’s board of trustees approved on Tuesday. Provost and Senior Vice Chancellor Patricia Beeson will see her annual salary jump $34,000 to $374,000; Executive Vice Chancellor and General Counsel Jerome Cochrane are up $18,000 to $493,000; Secretary of the Board of Trustees and Assistant Chancellor Jean B. Ferketish, gets an $8,000 hike to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-12 (Pitt sees Bloomberg endorsement as climax change!)

    11/02/2012 5:49:23 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Drop everything! Yesterday, November 1, 2012, a date which will live in . . . famy, I guess--yesterday was . . . THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! (Version 47.1, is it now, Pitt?) And . . . you were there! Ingrain it in your brain! You see, Pie-eyed Prognosticator Pitt has come out with another prediction! And it's because of what happened yesterday. Now, NOW, we can be sure that Our President, Barack Obamassiah, Healer of Planets and Lowerer of Oceans, will win re-election. It wasn't looking too good up until yesterday, but now The Big Game-Changer has...
  • Brad Pitt contributes $100K to gay marriage efforts, including in Minnesota

    11/01/2012 5:19:39 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 35 replies
    pioneer press ^ | 10-30-12 | Matea Gold
    WASHINGTON -- Gay marriage advocates fighting tightly contested ballot initiatives in four states are getting a lift from actor Brad Pitt, who is donating $100,000 to the Human Rights Campaign's National Marriage Fund and calling on others to match his efforts. "It's unbelievable to me that people's lives and relationships are literally being voted on in a matter of days," Pitt wrote in an email going out Wednesday to supporters of the gay rights group. "In Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington, voters will go to the polls to decide if gay and lesbian couples -- our friends and neighbors --...
  • Do You Care If Your Man Has a Gun?(Cosmo poll to freep)

    09/15/2012 7:03:37 PM PDT · by marktwain · 95 replies
    cosmopolitan.com ^ | 11 September, 2012 | Korin Miller
    Studies have shown that having a gun at home can increase the risk of firearm-related violence, and someone who lives in that house or visits it is 12 times more likely to be killed by that gun than a burglar. That said, many people own guns—a nationwide Centers for Disease Control survey found that 32 percent of Americans have one at home. What do you think? Would you care if your guy kept a gun at home? Would you be okay with your guy hiding a gun at home? * Yes. It makes me feel safe. 31% * No. It...
  • Brad Pitt Supports Obama, Says Gay Marriage Is Inevitable

    09/10/2012 8:55:44 AM PDT · by scottjewell · 84 replies
    The Inquisitr ^ | Sep 10 2012 | Staff
    During a press conference for his latest film, Killing Them Softly, Pitt said: “I am an Obama supporter and I’m backing his election campaign… Gay marriage is inevitable. The next generation, they get it. It is just a matter of time before it becomes a reality.”
  • Brad Pitt’s Mom Gets Death Threats for Blasting Obama on Abortion

    07/11/2012 7:05:24 AM PDT · by LucianOfSamasota · 23 replies
    LifeNews.com ^ | 7/10/12 | Steven Ertelt, Andrew Bair
    Jane Pitt, the mother of actor Brad Pitt, faces death threats following her letter to the editor to a newspaper in which she blasts President Barack Obama for his lengthy pro-abortion record. In the letter published by the Springfield News-Leader, Pitt calls President Obama, “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies.” She adds, “Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama.” Even though Pitt stands with the majority of Americans who are pro-life on abortion, new reports indicate she is facing an extreme backlash from...
  • Brad Pitt's mom in fear after slamming Obama

    07/09/2012 7:02:41 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 57 replies
    wnd.com ^ | July 9, 2012 | Jack Minor
    Jane Pitt, mother of actor Brad Pitt, has been scared into silence by the hate-filled, vulgar and even violent reaction to her public assertion that Barack Obama is “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.” Pitt has even been the subject of death threats following her letter to the editor of Missouri’s Springfield News-Leader in which she asserted failure to vote for Republican presumptive presidential candidate Mitt Romney constituted a vote for Obama. WND spoke briefly with Pitt and asked about the media assault against her for her comments as a private citizen supporting Romney....
  • Brad Pitt's mom slams Barack Obama, gay marriage in pro-Mitt Romney editorial letter

    07/06/2012 10:56:01 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies
    Fox News.com ^ | July 6, 2012
    "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" Well-known liberal actor Brad Pitt, who once famously declared that he would not marry his partner Angelina Jolie until gay couples had the same rights, might be a little upset with his mom’s decision to speak out on her political and social beliefs this week. In a letter to the Springfield News-Leader Pitt’s mother Jane Pitt voiced her support for Mitt Romney, a man “who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality.”
  • Barbecue restaurants facing fire from South Florida cities

    05/25/2012 7:50:20 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 46 replies
    Sun Sentinel ^ | 25 May 2012 | Justine Griffin
    If you want authentic barbecue, it's a good weekend to fire up your backyard pit because barbecue restaurants say some South Florida cities aren't too hot on their traditional slow cookers. The fragrant smoke that attracts 'cue lovers is often a turnoff to neighboring homes, so a growing list of cities are adding restrictions to routine health and fire codes, making it difficult for restaurants to open. "If they knew what they were going to have to go through to open a place, I don't think anybody in their right mind would ever get into this business," said Mark Vasturo,...
  • Pitt bomb threat probe targets Cambria transgender pair

    04/16/2012 4:18:14 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 33 replies
    Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | April 15, 2012 | Bill Vidonic
    A transgender Cambria County couple said federal agents investigating the ongoing bomb threats at the University of Pittsburgh questioned them for nearly three hours last week, and the pair have been ordered to appear in front of a federal grand jury on Tuesday. "We have absolutely nothing to do with (the threats), except for wanting the people who are making the threats caught and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law," said Katherine Anne McCloskey, 55, of Jackson. "Whoever is doing this is a lunatic." McCloskey, who was born a man but lives as a woman, and partner Seamus...
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, reports say

    04/13/2012 12:42:06 PM PDT · by ColdOne · 26 replies
    foxnews.com ^ | 4/13/12 | foxnews.com
    After years of endless speculation, it appears that Hollywood’s Golden Couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are finally engaged. According to the several reports, it was the couple’s jeweler who spilled the beans that he designed a ring for Jolie, 36, in conjunction with Pitt, 48. “She is wearing the ring,”
  • Building security tightened at Pitt

    04/09/2012 7:59:45 AM PDT · by Pietro · 24 replies
    Pittsburg Post-Gazette ^ | 4/9/2012 | Liz Navratil
    University of Pittsburgh students and faculty members will now have to present their IDs to enter campus buildings that receive bomb threats as part of an effort to improve "safety and the feeling of safety," a school spokesman said Sunday night. Robert Hill, a spokesman for Pitt, said the university has entered "crisis mode" following a string of 21 bomb threats that began on Feb. 13. Some of the threats prompted evacuations at multiple buildings.
  • 3 more bomb threats reported at different (University of) Pitt buildings

    04/05/2012 4:12:44 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 13 replies
    WPXI ^ | April 5, 2012
    PITTSBURGH — Wednesday night the 14th, 15th and 16th bomb threats were reported at different buildings on the University of Pittsburgh campus. School officials sent out the following alert to students and staff just after 5 p.m., "A general bomb threat has been received for the Cathedral of Learning, Posvar Hall and Litchfield Tower C. Please evacuate these buildings. If safe to do so please tell others of this message." Wedneday morning a 13th bomb threat was reported at a building on the University of Pittsburgh's campus. The threat was reported at Thackeray Hall around 10:30 a.m. University officials increased...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-12 (Pitt remembers: "Cindy Sheehan was the first #Occupier.")

    01/30/2012 11:20:11 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, the Summer of '05! William Rivers Pitt was the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, prolix prog blogger supreme, leading an army of psychophants enthralled with the Pitt and the Ponderous. True, a chink had emerged in his armor through the Andyscam scandal, but Pied Piper Pitt had recovered nicely and was back to leading the anti-Bush hatefest at the DUmp. Yes, it was a young, vigorous, 33-year-old William Rivers Pitt back then, a rising star in the ranks of the barking moonbats. And William had his eye set on higher things still: talking headness, punditry, a paid position on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-11 (Will "the Shill" Pitt cheerleads for New DU)

    12/15/2011 4:32:10 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Kook or Kook Klassic? That is the debate going on this week amongst the denizens of the DUmp. "New Kook" is DU3, $kimmer's new moneymaker. "Kook Klassic" is DU2, the DUmmieland so many have come to know and love. Head DUmmie Skinner pulled the switchover this past weekend, but some of the children have refused to make the move and are staying behind in the old, mostly vacated house. Some have even fled the premises altogether and headed for Greener pastures (e.g., Left Underground). This refusal to move is troubling. Sure, $kimmer has sold his soul for a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-11 ("Will Pitt's 40th Birthday today...")

    11/09/2011 4:09:59 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2011 | DUmmie Raven and Charles Henrickson
    OK, I promise: After today, I will take a moratorium on Will Pitt DUFUs for a while. But today IS the man's 40th birthday, after all, and he IS the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, and he has been the #1 star of the DUmmie FUnnies over these past 7+ years. So a special birthday tribute today to William Rivers Pitt. Really, though, it's just an excuse to post a song I came up with since yesterday. Yesterday we DUFUed Will's THREAD, "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail," in which the Pittster bemoaned not some setback in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-11 (Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail.")

    11/08/2011 8:19:32 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt: Citizen. Journalist. Activist. International best-selling author. Bouncer at Bukowski's. Pied Piper of DUmmieland. Where Mr. Pitt leads, the DUmmies will surely follow. And the Magic Man always leads by example. He stood up next to a mountain with Andy. He stood in a ditch with Mother Sheehan, braving furious fire ants for, oh, a good ten, fifteen minutes. William Pitt the Bolder nailed the Downing Street Memos to the White House door, at least mentally, on the Day When Everything Finally Changed. And Journalist Pitt BROKE the Fitzmas scoop on the Rove sealed indictment when no...
  • Report: Hungarian anti-terrorism unit raids Brad Pitt's 'World War Z' production

    10/12/2011 6:13:26 AM PDT · by 1010RD · 7 replies
    MSN ^ | Oct. 10, 2011 | Tim Kenneally
    Brad Pitt might be gunning for a hit with his upcoming horror drama "World War Z," but the Hungarian government would prefer that he not do it with actual weapons. According to Us Weekly, a team from Hungary's anti-terrorism department raided one of the film's production warehouses and confiscated 85 fully functional weapons -- the majority of them assault rifles. SNIP According to the magazine, the weapons bore paperwork indicating they were nonfunctional, and it's not yet known who is responsible for the snafu. The guns were reportedly flown in via private plane Monday. An official for the Hungarian government...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-11 (DUmmies are angry that others think they're angry!)

    10/10/2011 7:43:59 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2011 | DUmmie arcane1, DUmmie William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In yesterday's DUFU, we documented how full of hate and anger the DUmmies are toward anyone who has more money than they do, particularly toward those who work in the financial sector. Signs saying "JUMP! YOU F***ERS!" and images of guillotines were typical of the DUmmies' violent fantasies. But even though the DUmmies and the OWSies are filled with such anger and hatred, don't you dare accuse them of posing a potential threat! No, the OWSies are non-violent, peaceful protesters, dontcha know. So any preparedness on the banks' part, trying to protect their employees' safety--this HAS to be a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)

    10/03/2011 7:11:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-11 (Pitt backs down on Obama backing down on Hoffa's comments)

    09/07/2011 11:09:29 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Well, that didn't take long. Will is dancing the Tepid Two-Step. Let's sing while he dances! SELF-RECANTED EVENINGTune: "Some Enchanted Evening"Self-recanted evening, When you see the flip-flops, You may see where Pitt stops Across the DUmmieland. And somehow you know, You know even then, That sometime you'll see him Recant once again. Self-aggrandized weaving, Bloviating windbag, Going where the wind blows, Not knowing where to stand. He'll write to the left-- That's left to go right-- Will's so busy dancing, He can't sleep at night. Who can explain Pitt? Who can tell you why? Will gives two versions, Neither...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-05-11 (Pitt proclaims, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole")

    07/05/2011 4:38:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 5, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Independence Day holiday would not be complete without hearing from the Prime Minister of Great Written, William Pitt the Drunker. Wee Willie puts down his fifth long enough to do an essay on the Fourth, here in this THREAD, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole (some thoughts on the Fourth of July)." So since we're still within 24 business hours of the Fourth, let us go forth into the Mind of the Magic Man, in Written-Long-But-Not-Much-Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]: I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole [Pitt's real...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-05-11 (Damning with faint prez: Pitt calls Obama "The Nowhere Man")

    04/05/2011 9:33:03 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 5, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, has always been, if nothing else, a reliable party hack. So it must pain Pitt to write anything less than a fulsome paean of praise to President Hopenchange. But at the same time, if Pied Piper Pitt doesn't want to lose his audience in DUmmieland, he will have to express SOME level of dissatisfaction with how things have been going, since many progs now consider BO to be Bush Lite. What to do? Democrat loyalist vs. Pied Piper of DUmmieland? Pitt's solution? Damning with faint prez, as he does here in this...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-11 (Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland!)

    03/28/2011 9:46:39 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 67 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    President Bush--sorry, President OBAMA has just finished his speech on the kinetic military action in Libya, and the early reviews are coming in. Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland! Too many are saying they've heard this speech before. Just substitute "Saddam" for "Qaddafi" and "Iraq" for "Libya," and Chimpy McBushitler could have given it. But of course there are some Obama/Democrat Party loyalists trying to spin this thing so as to placate the DUmmies. Chief among the apologists is, as you would expect, William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, loyal party hack, who is starting to tiptoe carefully...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-11 (Hiding Hypocrite Pitt seditiously silent on Obama's War on Libya)

    03/25/2011 12:45:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Why so much war? Because war is a profitable enterprise. George W. Bush and his people can hold forth about the wonders of democracy and peace, and can condemn worldwide violence in solemn tones. Until the United States stops being the world's largest arms dealer, these words from our government absolutely reek of hypocrisy. -- William Rivers Pitt International best-selling author William Rivers Pitt prides himself on being the leading opponent of Bush's War on Iraq, right from the get-go. Early on, he wrote (with his buddy, Inspector Scott Ritter) an international best-selling book, War on Iraq: What Team...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)

    01/04/2011 5:36:27 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It's been at least 20 years since your humble correspondent paid a traffic ticket. Oh, I've gotten my share of tickets but I have gotten out of all of them one way or another. The best way to get out of a traffic ticket is NOT to get into the police officer's face am remain calm and POLITE. You just know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is exactly the kind of complete shmuck that gets into cops faces for a mere traffic infraction by the very exultant title of his THREAD, "Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in...
  • Haywood fired 2 weeks after getting Pitt coaching job

    01/01/2011 5:14:08 PM PST · by hole_n_one · 28 replies
    COLLEGE FOOTBALL • Pittsburgh fired new football coach Mike Haywood on Saturday, a day after he was arrested at his home Friday on a domestic violence charge. Haywood was released Saturday from St. Joseph County Jail on $1,000 cash bond after the charge was upgraded from a misdemeanor to felony domestic battery in the presence of a minor. Within hours of his release, Pittsburgh put out a statement from Chancellor Mark A. Nordenberg saying Haywood had been dismissed, “effective immediately.” Pittsburgh hired Haywood away from Miami (Ohio) on Dec. 16 to replace Dave Wannstedt, who resigned under pressure. Before his...
  • Pitt fires recently hired Haywood after arrest

    01/01/2011 3:08:55 PM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 25 replies
    SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Pittsburgh has fired football coach Mike Haywood, a day after he was arrested on a domestic violence charge. He was arrested Friday following an incident at his South Bend home, said an officer at the St. Joseph County Jail who declined to give her name. She said Haywood was scheduled to appear in court on Monday. Haywood was released on $1,000 cash bond Saturday after the charge was upgraded to a felony.
  • Michael Moore Christmas Message Cites Quote Plagiarized by Perpetrator of Karl Rove Indictment Hoax

    12/27/2010 6:39:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies · 1+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | December 27, 2010 | P.J. Gladnick
    Michael Moore, in his Christmas Message to his readers, cited a quote by William Rivers Pitt who is best known to the world as one of the perpetrators, along with Jason Leopold and Marc Ash of TruthOut, of the journalistic hoax that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006. Here is Moore quoting Pitt who is quoting without attribution Douglas Adams in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": Hey Everyone, I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas (or a Merry Everything) and hope you are all well today.Here's a good thought from the writer William Rivers Pitt: "Before...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-10 (Michael Moore quotes Proud Plagiarist Pitt!)

    12/27/2010 4:34:04 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 3+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday we looked at Pied Pied Pitt's, "All I Want for Christmas." But Pitt has BIG NEWS to report in regard to this latest essay of his! None other than MICHAEL MOORE himself has QUOTED from Pitt's article!! THE Michael Moore!!! OMG!!!! Can you BELIEVE it! But here it is, as Pitt reports in this THREAD, "Michael Moore quoted my Christmas article in his Christmas message." Our Boy Pitt must be walking on air! Sicko quotes Socko! Wee Willie has ARRIVED!!! Only . . . there's one little problem. You see, the part where Michael Moore is quoting Pitt,...
  • One Piper Piping: Pitt's "All I Want for Christmas"

    12/26/2010 8:31:53 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    That nimble Christmas elf, Wee Willie Pitt, is holding court at Bukowski's, telling everyone within earshot his holiday wishes, here in this THREAD, "All I Want for Christmas." The Pied Piper's pipings are in Red-nosed Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how Will's attempt at stopping smoking is going, is in the [brackets]: All I Want for Christmas [IS A FREAKIN' CIGARETTE, D*MMIT! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!] By William Rivers Pitt [One Piper piping . . .] It's snowing in Boston, finally. . . . until yesterday, we here haven't had so much as a flake....
  • Texas Christian, Villanova Picks Point Big East to Conference Tournament?

    11/30/2010 3:13:31 PM PST · by dangus · 7 replies · 2+ views
    Idle Speculation ^ | 11-30-10 | Dangus
    The Big East's football expansion plans leave the conference with 17 universities, including non-Football members. That's a terrible number for scheduling; the only way the basketball teams can schedule an even number of games is if they play every other team only once. 18 teams would allow three divisions of six teams each. Any team would play the other five teams in its division twice, and one half of the twelve other teams in the conference. 18 sounds like worsening the problem of too many teams, but having three divisions could actually restore some rivalries, and return the conference to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-10 (The Mourning After: Pied Piper Pitt assesses the damage)

    11/03/2010 9:24:33 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Tsunami Tuesday WIPED OUT Democrats across the land! It was HISTORIC! Gains not seen in MANY DECADES in state legislatures, governorships, in the House, and, yes, even in the Senate! The only two "flips" in Congress, Democrat to Republican, that I'm aware of are two predictable House races (Cao in LA and Castle's seat in DE). No R-to-D flips in the Senate; on the contrary, big gains. Truly, it was a BLOWOUT! But, hey, the Democrats managed to hold on to Sen. Harry Reid (D-SEIU) as their their public face in Cong . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! There is no...
  • Brad Pitt is 'willing to look at the death penalty' in bizarre rant against BP

    08/22/2010 2:01:23 PM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 44 replies
    <p>The Hollywood actor said he would consider the death penalty for those to blame for the ruptured well that gushed millions of gallons of oil into the ocean.</p> <p>He was speaking in a documentary due to be screened in the US tomorrow tonight.</p>
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-10 (Pitt is BACK!!!)

    08/08/2010 7:06:57 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    AA-OOGA! AA-OOGA! Call off the DUmber Alert! Throw out your milk cartons! He's BAA-AACK!!! The Pittster, I mean! Yes, William Rivers Pitt, aka Pied Piper Pitt, is BACK in DUmmieland! After a three-month time-out for bad behavior--Wee Willie cussed out and threatened DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, a homeless WOMAN--the resident rock star/bad boy of the DUmp finally was readmitted after DUing DUe penance. Papa Skinner has let his Prodigal back in the house! It happened last night. Punxsutawney Will stuck his head out of the ground with this THREAD, the succinctly titled, "Hey." And much rejoicing ensued!...
  • Pit bull attacks bike-riding Fairbanks boy

    05/26/2010 8:48:45 PM PDT · by NoLibZone · 24 replies · 503+ views
    Last Modified: May 26th, 2010 02:56 PM An 11-year-old boy was attacked by a pit bull while riding his bike near his home in Fairbanks on Tuesday evening, according to Alaska State Troopers The boy, who was not immediately named, was stabilized at Fairbanks Memorial Hospital and transported to Anchorage for further treatment.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-10 (Pied Piper Pitt Day 2010: Pitt homeless, Bobo the Hobo still posting)

    05/12/2010 10:48:56 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 87 replies · 1,374+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | Pied Piper Pitt Day, May 12, 2010 | DUmmie bobbolink and Charles Henrickson
    Happy Pied Piper Pitt Day! Yes, today is May 12, the fourth anniversary of that fateful Fitzmas fiasco in 2006, when Prosecutor Fitz indicted KKKarl Rove, and Journalist Pitt then breathlessly broke the scoop to the moonbat multitudes hanging on his every word: "It's a sealed indictment--Sealed vs. Sealed--Rove has ALREADY been indicted, and now, just wait, you will see him frogmarched within 24 business hours!" FREUDENSCHADE, BABY! Break open the champagne! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Tick, tock, tick, tock. . . . 24 business hours came and went. . . . 24 business DAYS came and went. . . . 24...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

    05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 155 replies · 2,644+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS: For the record Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions. We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-10 (Pitt gets a JOB! As a BOUNCER!)

    05/07/2010 6:01:41 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 55 replies · 969+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will wonders never cease? Wee Willie Pitt has gotten a JOB! As a BOUNCER, no less! Remember Pitt's Bukowski buddy Ty the Bouncer? Well, Pitt has BECOME Ty the Bouncer! Trust-fund baby, pedagogue, pundit, press secretary, best-selling author, essayist, activist, ditch-stander-inner, indictment-scooper--now add BOUNCER to the résumé! Is there no LIMIT to this man's talents? Read about it here in this THREAD, "Do The Right Thing." How the mighty have fallen! You see, once upon a time, Our Boy was a rising star in the progressive ranks. Pied Piper to the DUmmies, Wee Willie had attracted quite a following....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-10 (Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog")

    04/15/2010 7:15:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 710+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2010 | Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker
    Happy Tax Day! It's the DUmmies' favorite holiday (next to May Day). Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government. But that's not for the DUmmies. Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams. But surely you would think that in Massachusetts, in Boston, in the Cradle of Liberty, in the HOME of the ORIGINAL Tea Party, all the citizenry would rise up as one, fused in patriotic fervor against the taxing tyrants on the...
  • BRAD SPLIT

    01/23/2010 4:10:41 PM PST · by ColdOne · 102 replies · 4,662+ views
    News Of the World ^ | Jan 24,2010 | James Desborough
    HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal. The world's most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids. The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune - and to SHARE their six children. Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-10 (Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: "Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday")

    01/20/2010 6:59:09 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 93 replies · 1,755+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    There is nothing that William Rivers Pitt loves more than putting on his Pretend Pundit cap and prognosticate as some sort of political insider for the DUmmies. We have seen this many times and Will inevitably ends up with egg on his face. Remember that courtroom somewhere in Ohio where lawyers for John ("I served in Vietnam") Kerry supposedly filed papers that would somehow overturn the 2004 presidential election? That was a Pitt "scoop." Oh, and Obama would have no problem getting ObamaCare passed because he "parked it" according to Pitt after one of his many boring speeches on...