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  • Mexico threatens: If Trump wins we will call back our citizens

    07/22/2016 5:42:04 PM PDT · by BlackFemaleArmyCaptain · 264 replies
    Departed ^ | 7/19/2016
    The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico. The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded...
  • Mex President threatens: If Trump wins we will call back our citizens (We wish) [SATIRE]

    06/18/2016 7:40:06 AM PDT · by orchestra · 136 replies
    PRNTLY EXCLUSIVE ^ | 6/18/2016 | Connor Balough
    The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico. The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded...
  • JIm It's Time You Demand A Truce In Cruz/Trump War!

    03/30/2016 3:09:28 PM PDT · by OneVike · 698 replies
    Jim; Things have gotten way out of control here as of late. You know as well as most of us, that this war must end and end now, or your forum will end up being nothing more than a joke. I humbly suggest that you not just request, but demand, that everyone step back and take a serious look at the slanderous comments being made by both camps. Debate is one thing, but what is happening is no longer a debate. This forum is on the verge of a civil war. A war that need not happen. For the good...
  • Vanity: Prayers Needed - New Widow Sick, Funeral Tomorrow

    03/06/2016 8:37:29 PM PST · by Yaelle · 61 replies
    My heart ^ | 03/06/16 | Self
    Please if you can spare a prayer, pray for my mom. She has flown with her two caregivers across the country to bury her husband, my dad, who just passed away due to Alzheimer's. Mom has Alzheimer's too. She is confused and discombobulated, and now apparently also has a stomach virus, very sick tonight. One of her caregivers has caught it too. Dad's funeral is tomorrow afternoon. Please pray she and everyone will be OK.

    08/28/2015 5:31:46 PM PDT · by BFAM · 128 replies
    WND ^ | 28 Aug 2015 | CHERYL CHUMLEY
  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "Please Don't Eat The Daisies"(1960)

    05/10/2015 11:17:10 AM PDT · by ReformationFan · 10 replies
    Daily Motion ^ | 1960 | Charles Walters
  • Prayer Request for Ezra. Please. (Update at post 70 & 93)

    03/12/2015 9:09:51 PM PDT · by Marie · 123 replies
    me ^ | 3/12/2015 | Marie
    PLEASE, please pray for a baby boy named Ezra. He was born with his intestines in his chest and his lungs are underdeveloped. He was doing well, but he's developed pneumonia and a blood clot. The doctors are giving this baby boy just one more try at the request of his family. PLEASE, prayer warriors! PLEASE pray for Ezra! PLEASE. We just lost an 18 year old to cancer two weeks ago. Our family is reeling already. Ezra needs lungs.
  • KMOV reports another officer shot on I-70; highway chaos as police and helicopters descend;

    09/27/2014 11:38:19 PM PDT · by OL Hickory · 53 replies
    twitchy ^ | 28-sept-2014 | twitchy
    News 4 has confirmed a St. Louis City officer has been shot along I-70. We're working for more details. Traffic is shut down at I-170
  • CA: City Council Warns ‘Crack Ho’ Comments ‘Intolerable’, Calls For Diversity In Talk Radio (KFI ?)

    03/21/2012 3:43:34 PM PDT · by Ernest_at_the_Beach · 34 replies · 1+ views ^ | March 21, 2012 11:04 AM
    Russ Limbaugh...??....more than likely....**************************************LOS ANGELES (CBS) — City Council members took a step closer on Wednesday to becoming the first in the nation to adopt a resolution condemning certain types of speech on public airwaves.Councilmember Jan Perry introduced legislation that would call upon media companies to ensure “on-air hosts do not use and promote racist and sexist slurs” on radio and other broadcasts.Members of Black Media Alliance, National Hispanic Media Coalition, Korean-American Bar Association, American Indians in Film and Television and attorney Gloria Allred were on hand to voice their support for the proposal. </div>
  • Muslim fashion takes hold in Bay Area

    03/21/2012 9:21:15 AM PDT · by SmithL · 27 replies · 2+ views
    Oakland Tribune ^ | 3/21/12 | Matt O'Brien
    Ruhollah Habibi dresses sharply in a suit and tie each morning for his job at JP Morgan. But the banker also carries a thobe to work on Fridays, slipping on the Arabian-style tunic for afternoon prayers. "I just take off my suitcoat and throw that on over my button-up," said the 28-year-old San Ramon resident. "It's our etiquette to wear Islamic clothing when you're going to learn the sacred knowledge." From kufi caps to veils and ankle-length abayas, multicultural Muslim clothing is in demand among the Bay Area's young and devout. American-born Muslims who once shunned their immigrant parents' Old...
  • Woman charged in hammer attack

    11/03/2011 11:21:44 AM PDT · by whd23 · 30 replies
    MANCHESTER - A woman hit her boyfriend in the head with a claw hammer while he was asleep on the couch, police said. Natasha Hamer, 32, of 452 Pine St., is under arrest, charged with first-degree assault in the attack on Ryan Defabio, 23, of 370 Amherst St. Defabio was treated at the Elliot Hospital for the injury.
  • Remove me please from unsolicited mail and pings. Thank you.

    07/16/2011 2:15:42 AM PDT · by joseph20 · 86 replies
    Past what...who thinks
  • Why Fukushima made me stop worrying and love nuclear power

    03/23/2011 7:34:34 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 33 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 03/23/2011 | George Monbiot
    You will not be surprised to hear that the events in Japan have changed my view of nuclear power. You will be surprised to hear how they have changed it. As a result of the disaster at Fukushima, I am no longer nuclear-neutral. I now support the technology. A crappy old plant with inadequate safety features was hit by a monster earthquake and a vast tsunami. The electricity supply failed, knocking out the cooling system. The reactors began to explode and melt down. The disaster exposed a familiar legacy of poor design and corner-cutting. Yet, as far as we know,...
  • Call Gov. Christie, wish him a merry Christmas and ask him to free Brian Aitken.. (Be polite)

    12/16/2010 8:09:19 AM PST · by OL Hickory · 7 replies
    facebook ^ | today | Free Brian Aitken
    The Governor received 1,000s of calls yesterday....but was it enough? Let's make it a CALL TO ACTION Week! If you didn't have a chance, or want to keep making a difference, please pick up your phone and call Governor Christie at 609-292-6000. Wish him a Merry Christmas and ask him to please Free Brian Aitken!!!
  • MT Pockets

    04/02/2010 6:31:07 PM PDT · by shechem_usa · 9 replies · 368+ views
    This was from a friend of mine, she found it in the Sharenet newsletter (it's for homeschoolers in the N Va area). Thought it was comical, and it gave me a great guest idea for my internet radio show :) I like playing with dumb libs. "MT ORGANIZATION - Tired of the Taxed Enough Already (TEA party) people? Join us! We're not parties--you can join the political party of your choice and still be one of us. We're pockets--pockets of people who are sick ...of hearing from people who don't want more taxes. Clearly more taxes are needed at certain...

    01/12/2010 8:05:30 PM PST · by freedomyes · 127 replies · 2,539+ views
    Allvoices ^ | Jan 12 | J. Grant Swank, Jr.
    So many dead. So many grieving. So many distraught. Where is God? Where is the good God?
  • U.S. appeals to China to help stabilize Pakistan

    05/25/2009 1:56:37 PM PDT · by Flavius · 8 replies · 435+ views
    la times ^ | 5/25/09 | la times
    Reporting from Washington -- The Obama administration has appealed to China to provide training and even military equipment to help Pakistan counter a growing militant threat, U.S. officials said.
  • Prayer request for little Alfonso.

    03/10/2009 4:02:57 PM PDT · by Bertram3 · 21 replies · 532+ views
    vanity ^ | March 10 | self
    My eighteen month old great-grandson Alfonso has undergone open heart surgery today for a congenital heart defect. There were complications. He is in critical condition in a Mexico City hospital. His parents are natually distraught.
  • Ask an Obama Voter

    10/31/2008 7:40:49 PM PDT · by joe_the_liberal · 554+ views
    Indie Punk Rock Record label Endorses McCain/Palin! Thats cool! Heres what they said: _______________________________________________________________ We Endorse JOHN McCAIN for president! Current mood: anxious I know this isn't going to be cool.... and it does not necesserily represent the opinions of the bands on the label..... and I do normally try to keep politics out of the label business, but this election is too important to sit on the sidelines. I know many of you think anything "establishment" is bad... and you've got disgust for anything GW Bush and (the party that birthed him) the Republicans (and I would agree...
  • Blame Your Hubby for Your Being Fat!

    07/23/2008 4:40:16 PM PDT · by Coffee200am · 93 replies · 203+ views
    Sify News ^ | 07.24.2008 | Sify News
    Melbourne: Tried everything but can’t seem to get rid of your post-marriage love handles? Well, don’t question your determination for the failed plan, for the real culprit behind all weight worries is your hubby. Yes, you heard it right. According to health experts, a husband is more of a hindrance than help in a wife's battle with the bulge. "For some women, marriage definitely can be fattening," the Courier Mail quoted Dr Brian Steadman, a leading British authority on nutrition, as saying. "It's hard enough for them to stick to good eating habits when they're single, but they can find...
  • The News From Michiganistan

    09/30/2007 5:20:53 PM PDT · by blu · 68 replies · 192+ views
    Detroit News
    Here's what's making our state shut down at midnight. This is what the dim dam Dems want :
  • Mary: She's not just for Catholics anymore

    12/16/2006 12:59:51 PM PST · by Zemo · 22 replies · 423+ views ^ | Friday, December 15, 2006 | Patricia Zapor
    Friday, December 15, 2006 Mary: She's not just for Catholics anymoreBy Patricia Zapor As publications from Time magazine to Christianity Today have discovered recently, Mary, the mother of Jesus, is not just for Catholics anymore. Features on Mary are perennial favorites for editors looking for a religion-themed story before Christmas, and in the last few years many of these articles have focused on the increasing popularity of Mary among Protestants. Marianist Father Thomas Thompson, editor of the Marian Library Newsletter at the University of Dayton in Ohio, points out that the expanding Protestant acceptance of Mary is based upon a...
  • Young people tune out older standards

    06/21/2006 5:22:41 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 48 replies · 1,725+ views
    GOPUSA ^ | June 21, 2006 | UPI Staff
    SAN DIEGO (UPI) -- A California psychologist says young people have become increasingly indifferent to the impression they make on others. Jean Twenge, the author of "Generation Me," teaches at San Diego State University. She gathered data from surveys taken between 1958 and 2001 by more than 40,000 youngsters. They featured questions aimed at whether the respondents always said "please" and "thank you" or were careful to dress appropriately. Twenge says that 76 percent of children aged 8 to 12 in 1999 were indifferent to social approval, up from 57 percent in 1970. Among those who were already in college...
  • Analysis: Frist Tries to Please Everyone

    05/23/2006 3:30:03 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 17 replies · 367+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 5/23/06 | David Espo - ap
    WASHINGTON - Eager to advance President Bush's election-year agenda, Majority Leader Bill Frist maneuvered for months to bring immigration legislation to the brink of Senate passage. But as a presidential hopeful in a party dominated by conservatives, the Tennessee Republican also voted for changes aimed at derailing the bipartisan compromise he helped forge. So is he for the bill, with its emphasis on increased border security? Or is he against the measure, which would give millions of illegal immigrants a chance at citizenship? "It's moving in the right direction," he said recently, a noncommittal answer that reflects a political straddle...
  • Should Democrats nominate Al Gore as their 2008 presidential candidate?

    05/13/2006 10:13:42 AM PDT · by LdSentinal · 100 replies · 2,245+ views
    Duluth Superior ^ | 5/12/06 | Wayne Masden
    He served two terms as vice president under a popular president. He then lost the presidency in a razor-thin election. After eight years, he repackaged himself and won the race for the White House and was re-elected in a major landslide. That person was Richard Nixon. What Nixon did in 1968, Al Gore could repeat in 2008. Like Nixon, Gore faces a nation divided by an unpopular war. And like Nixon, Gore could transform anti-war anger and general public malaise into votes. Moreover, Democrats, moderate Republicans and independents are eager for a change, and Gore could emerge as a central...
  • Betting on the next election (PLEASE - no wagering...)

    03/19/2006 12:52:33 PM PST · by Libloather · 5 replies · 661+ views
    YES! Weekly ^ | 2/28/06 | DG Martin
    Betting on the next electionDG Martin Columnist Gambling and politics. Say the words in North Carolina these days and a lot of people will wince, especially Democrats. Some of the tough politicking that pushed the lottery through the legislature last year looks worse and worse the more light that shines on the process. But there might be some good news in the realm of gambling and politics for those North Carolina Democrats who think their favorite son, John Edwards, has a good chance to win the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008. In fact, anyone who has some extra money can...
  • Gold card plan fails to please

    03/15/2006 9:59:05 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 51 replies · 1,009+ views
    Riverside Press-Enterprise ^ | 3/15/06 | Claire Vitucci
    WASHINGTON - A key provision in the Senate's main immigration bill would create a "gold card" for the nation's estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants, allowing them to live and work legally in the United States -- but without offering them a clear path to citizenship. The legislation, which calls for dramatic increases in the number of legal immigrants, is meant to placate those who want illegal immigrants sent back to their home countries and those who want them to become legal, permanent residents. The problem is both sides oppose it. "It says, 'We want your labor. Yes we think you're...
  • Rant: I am a bad American

    09/28/2005 10:39:03 AM PDT · by llevrok · 20 replies · 537+ views
    Geo. Carlin
    This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).No matter who said it, it sums how I am feeling about our leaderless conservative politicians.
  • FREEP: Oppose Google's Plan to Give News Agency Status to the International Solidarity Movement/ISM

    08/09/2005 6:32:53 PM PDT · by forty_years · 16 replies · 821+ views ^ | August 9, 2005 | netWMD, LLC
    Contents IntroductionWhat is the PSM/ISM?ISM Rewriting History ACT NOW! - OPPOSE GOOGLE'S PLAN Automatically send emails opposing Google's planSign a petition Introduction According to Lee Kaplan, writing for The Internet giant Google will give news agency status to the International Solidarity Movement (ISM), according to an anonymous source at Google. If true, the ISM—an affiliate of the anarchist/communist wing of the PLO—would be on par with professional news services such as CNN, Fox, and Associated Press. … The International Solidarity Movement (ISM) and the Palestinian Solidarity Movement (PSM) are related and interconnected organizations that have one goal: the...
  • VANITY!!paid version of Webroot Spy Sweeper vs paid version of Spyware Doctor. HELP!!!

    07/30/2005 7:24:40 PM PDT · by Sally'sConcerns · 21 replies · 2,882+ views
    me | 07/30/05 | Me the Computer Illiterate
    Here is what Spyware Doctor found after their "complete" scan. I don't know if there is a difference in a paid for scan or not. I do know I can't utilize their removal unless I purchase the program. Scans (basic information only): Scan Results: scan start: 7/30/2005 6:26:56 PM scan stop: 7/30/2005 6:41:27 PM scanned items: 42257 found items: 21 found and ignored: 0 tools used: General Scanner, Process Scanner, Hosts scanner, LSP Scanner, Registry Scanner, Cookie Scanner, Browser Defaults, Favorites and ZoneMap Scanner, ActiveX Scanner, Disk Scanner Infection Name Location Risk Tracking Cookie(s) sally@pogo[1].txt Medium Tracking Cookie(s) sally@cgi-bin[1].txt Medium...
  • 'University of Jihad' teaches students hate and bigotry

    07/15/2005 11:13:16 AM PDT · by LM_Guy · 7 replies · 411+ views ^ | 07/15/2005 | Zahid Hussain in Islamabad
    SPORTING black turbans or skull caps, the young men squat on a carpet in a crowded classroom and listen in silence to a lecture given by a thickly bearded, middle-aged cleric. The students are at the final stage of their religious education at Darul Uloom Haqqania, one of Pakistan’s leading institutions of Islamic learning. Situated in the town of Akora Khatak, near Peshawar, the radical seminary is often described as the “University of Jihad”. At least two of the London suicide bombers attended such a school. The seminary, which was established in 1947, has been the cradle of the Taleban...
  • Speech Could Decide Course of U.S. – and the World

    06/28/2005 10:52:57 AM PDT · by quidnunc · 23 replies · 954+ views
    The Chicago Sun-Times ^ | June 28, 2005 | John O'Sullivan
    President Bush's broadcast tonight on the Iraq war will almost certainly prove to be a major turning point in his presidency. Either it will be the first of a line of broadcasts that track a gradual collapse in the will of the American people to win the war. Or it will be the broadcast that persuades the American people to fight the war to a finish in the realistic spirit that no war can be won without casualties and setbacks. In embarking on this persuasion, the president cannot afford false optimism. If people are persuaded by a well-argued case that...
  • North Korea capable of firing nuclear-armed missile at US: US official

    04/28/2005 5:52:18 PM PDT · by Asphalt · 44 replies · 1,004+ views
    North Korea has the capability of mounting a nuclear warhead on its missiles that could hit the United States, a senior US defense official said. Vice Admiral Lowell Jacoby, the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, gave the assessment during a Congressional hearing. Asked by Senator Hillary Clinton whether North Korea had the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear device, Jacoby said: "The assessment is that they have the capability to do that, yes, ma'am." He said that North Korea also had the ability to deploy a two-stage intercontinental missile that could successfully hit US territory. "Assessed to...
  • Hillary Clinton woos India (Run for 2008)

    02/28/2005 8:26:51 PM PST · by Dr. Marten · 54 replies · 727+ views
    Asia Times ^ | 03.01.05 | Siddharth Srivastava
    Hillary Clinton woos IndiaBy Siddharth Srivastava NEW DELHI - For all those who think that Hillary Clinton isn't gearing up for the US presidential elections circa 2008, they would do well to take a peep at her recent visit to India. She wasn't here as the wife of ex-president Bill Clinton, well known for enjoying India having visited the country several times as president, meanwhile charming a whole lot of Indians. Hillary was in New Delhi last week in her own right as New York senator and as a person whom India sees as playing an important role in global...
  • Clinton: Hillary Would Be Great President (Mega Barf Alert)

    02/28/2005 5:04:35 AM PST · by indcons · 33 replies · 1,255+ views
    TOKYO (AP) - Former President Clinton said Sunday that his wife, Hillary, would be an excellent choice as the first female leader of the world's most powerful nation. In an interview with Japan's TV Asahi, Clinton said he did not know whether his wife, the senator of New York state, has any plans to one day run for the presidency. "I don't know if she'll run or not," he told the network, but added, "She would make an excellent president, and I would always try to help her." Hillary Rodham Clinton has said she plans to run for re-election as...

    02/03/2005 7:58:46 PM PST · by crushelits · 32 replies · 1,985+ views
    crushelits | Feb. 03, 2004 | crushelits
    FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, IDENTIFY YOUR FAVORITE demoRAT (including the little one)
  • Human Gland Probably Evolved From Gills

    12/21/2004 4:13:57 PM PST · by beavus · 316 replies · 4,026+ views
    The human parathyroid gland, which regulates the level of calcium in the blood, probably evolved from the gills of fish, according to researchers from King's College London. Writing in the latest edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Professor Anthony Graham and Dr Masataka Okabe suggest that the gills of ancestral marine creatures, which were used to regulate calcium levels, were internalised rather than lost when land-living, four-limbed animals – the tetrapods – evolved. Many physiological processes such as muscle contraction, blood coagulation and signalling by nerve cells, require specific levels of calcium in the body. In humans,...

    08/16/2002 7:39:49 AM PDT · by Merchant Seaman · 735 replies · 30,137+ views
    Annoyed Reader
    The purpose of's multiple message boards is to limit the topics for each board to particular topics. Posting the same message on all the boards defeats the purpose of multiple-boards for special topics. It is very annoying to see the same message on every bulletin board. PLEASE! DO THE READERS A FAVOR. STOP CROSS-POSTING YOUR MESSAGES!
  • 911 Tape Shows Courage of Stabbed Boy 'Can You Please Send the Army Men or the Ambulance?'

    10/29/2004 9:14:23 AM PDT · by freepatriot32 · 64 replies · 4,649+ views
    aolnews ^ | 10 29 04 | aolnews
    TACOMA, Wash. (Oct. 28) - A seriously wounded 8-year-old boy calmly described his father's deadly knife rampage during a call for help to 911. "My daddy killed me with a knife and I'm gone," the boy told a dispatcher. "Can you please send the Army men or the ambulance?" The soft-spoken child gave a wrong address and then hung up. But a second dispatcher called back, keeping him on the line while a frantic search was under way. On Wednesday, authorities released the remarkable tape of Anthony Sukto's calm courage during the Oct. 22 ordeal, and the frantic efforts to...
  • Duplicate - Please Remove (Vanity)

    10/24/2004 8:15:02 PM PDT · by unspun · 62 replies · 1,914+ views
    um, Vanity? ^ | 10/24/2004 | Vanity
    I already have a vanity. Can I return this?
  • Edwards says Kerry will 'crush' al-Qaida

    09/19/2004 2:15:51 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 193 replies · 3,284+ views
    Edwards says Kerry will 'crush' al-Qaida 9/19/2004, 4:54 p.m. ET By BILL BERGSTROM The Associated Press PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. (AP) — Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards, in a stop near Philadelphia on Sunday, returned a Republican jab about whose leadership would be more vulnerable to al-Qaida terrorists. "When John Kerry is president of the United States, we will find al-Qaida where they are and crush them, before they can do damage to the American people," Edwards said in Phoenixville, the second of three scheduled stops Sunday in Pennsylvania. Republican House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Saturday said he thinks al-Qaida operatives...
  • Anna K.- the latest

    08/25/2004 6:43:19 PM PDT · by pageonetoo · 33 replies · 2,290+ views
    AnnaTime- ??? ^ | 08/26/2004 | vanity
    "The only part of being famous is that people judge you without knowing you..." -(you gotta see the photos!)
  • March through November MADNESS! FREEPER POOL! (Please, no wagering...)

    03/18/2004 3:08:35 PM PST · by Libloather · 34 replies · 449+ views
    4/18/04 | Libloather
    "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."And there you have it - the beginning of the end. Clark did it. Dean did it. Kerry will eventually do it - it's just a matter of time.
  • CA: Appraisals, please - Davis should reveal why land is good deal

    10/06/2003 10:54:40 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 81 replies · 209+ views
    Sac Bee ^ | 10/6/03
    <p>In the final days before the recall election, the Davis administration is rushing through three huge land purchases totaling nearly $300 million without revealing the appraisals that justify the prices. All of the owners have contributed generously to Davis in recent years, approximately $163,000 as tallied by the San Jose Mercury News. The secrecy smells.</p>
  • 'Please Take A Sheep; They're Free'

    09/15/2003 11:17:49 AM PDT · by blam · 9 replies · 209+ views
    IOL ^ | 9-15-2003
    'Please take a sheep; they're free' September 15 2003 at 02:06PM Canberra - A shipload of Australian sheep stranded in the Persian Gulf for almost six weeks after being rejected by Saudi Arabia is being offered for free to stop an escalation of protests by animal rights groups. A spokesperson for Australian Agriculture Minister Warren Truss said on Monday that negotiations to offload the 57 000 sheep rejected by Saudi Arabia due to a higher-than-acceptable rate of the low-grade disease scabby mouth had begun with several countries, but he declined to elaborate. "The (Saudi) owner of the sheep has made...
  • Oh, please (Spinmeisters defend Quattrone)

    05/07/2003 7:37:48 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 6 replies · 201+ views
    Mercury News ^ | 5/7/03 | Op/Ed
    <p>FRANK Quattrone's defenders claim that the obstruction of justice charges against the former star investment banker are pretty thin.</p> <p>Until a court decides the matter, Quattrone is innocent.</p> <p>But when Quattrone's defenders claim there was nothing wrong during the Internet bubble at Credit Suisse First Boston's technology group, which Quattrone ran like a personal fiefdom, they ignore reality.</p>
  • Hillary Won't Run

    01/28/2003 10:31:40 AM PST · by undrdog · 7 replies · 242+ views
    A stock broker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all the New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her motorcade in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline...
  • From the archives: First Meeting of "Artists United To Win Without War"

    12/16/2002 4:49:04 PM PST · by Registered · 4 replies · 181+ views
    Registered ^ | 12.16.02 | Reg
  • When deer wear out their welcome

    07/02/2002 6:53:28 AM PDT · by SJackson · 26 replies · 435+ views
    Valley Independent ^ | 7-2-02 | Bob Frye
    <p>Charlie May entered the one-room schoolhouse, hung his coat on a peg and went to his seat, shaking off the chill. It was just before Christmas of 1931 and there were several inches of snow on the ground outside.</p> <p>He had walked to school, of course. It was only a few miles from home and besides, he was all but a man. Fifteen years old and in eighth grade - his last year of school - he'd soon be leaving books behind to join the rest of the men in Gowan City, Schuylkill County, in working for the Reading Coal Co.</p>