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  • Winona woman accused in 'painful yank' (Ouch!!!)

    12/22/2009 7:28:40 PM PST · by MplsSteve · 36 replies · 1,331+ views
    KARE-11 (NBC Affiliate in Minneapolis-St Paul) | 12/22/09
    Authorities in Winona are considering whether to charge a woman accused of grabbing a man by the genitals and yanking hard enough for him to need stitches. Deputy Police Chief Tom Williams tells the Winona Daily News the 54-year-old woman faces possible charges of domestic assault, third-degree assault and interfering with a 911 call. Officers were called Friday night to a domestic disturbance in Winona. Williams says the man pulled down his underwear for police and showed them a large tear on his genitals. Williams says the woman denied grabbing the man, telling officers he had cut himself. The man...
  • Accused flasher will undergo a psychiatric evaluation

    11/02/2004 6:26:03 AM PST · by the_devils_advocate_666 · 9 replies · 257+ views
    The Dominion Post ^ | 2004-11-02 | NATALIE NEYSA ALUND
    A Morgantown man accused of flashing a woman on the Caperton Trail in July will undergo a psychiatric evaluation to determine if he is able to stand trial. David M. Martin, 23, of Donley Street, is charged with two counts of indecent exposure, stemming from two incidents on July 10. Before his scheduled trial Monday afternoon in Morgantown Municipal Court, his court-appointed attorney, Ed Rollo, requested a mental evaluation for his client. City Attorney Brent Burton agreed to the request and the trial was postponed. Rollo told Judge Stephen Higgins he planned to file a motion for competency in Circuit...
  • Shock Jock Stern Crosses Swords with FCC's Powell

    10/26/2004 4:12:59 PM PDT · by crushelits · 52 replies · 1,697+ views
    yahoo.com ^ | October 26, 2004 | Jeremy Pelofsky
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Radio shock jock Howard Stern, who is moving to satellite radio to avoid broadcast decency rules, traded verbal jabs on air with Federal Communications Commission (news - web sites) Chairman Michael Powell on Tuesday, charging him with nepotism and undermining free speech. "It is apparent to most of us in broadcasting that your father got you your job," said Stern, who called in while Powell was being interviewed on San Francisco's KGO-AM 810. Powell shot back that his father, Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites), had nothing to do with his appointment. The FCC...
  • DFU SONG: Have You Ever Seen the Rain (have you seen the missing files from Berger's pants?)

    07/20/2004 1:41:50 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 2 replies · 451+ views
    DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN I went in the archives room...poor Slick Willy's sensing doom I knew I must do something right away My decision had been smart...keep them by my private parts But I must make sure there's no DNA I must know, have you seen the missing files? I must know, have you seen the missing files? They're last seen safe down in my pants I must take a load, you know...in my small portfolio I knew Willy put all his faith in me I thought that nobody'd seen...that included snitch John Dean My...
  • Stern Wages War against Bush

    04/17/2004 5:21:37 AM PDT · by PatriotEdition · 37 replies · 645+ views
    Ha ha – this is rich… Howard Stern is waging war against Bush. He is telling his 8 million listeners (roughly 1/3 of the amount Rush Limbaugh has), not to vote for Bush. Correct me if I am wrong, but I would imagine that most of the smut-happy morons who listen to this guy probably wouldn’t vote for Bush anyway, (if they even bother to vote). These are the type of people who buy into all that democratic mantra that republicans are for the rich, they are prolife when the baby is unborn, but as soon as the baby...
  • Stern Affiliates Getting Cold Feet?

    04/11/2004 5:30:30 PM PDT · by truthandlife · 13 replies · 360+ views
    Newsmax ^ | 4-11-04 | Carl Limbacher
    Only a quarter of the radio stations contacted by the New York Post say they're willing to go to the mat to continue broadcasting Howard Stern's radio show. Seventeen stations, representing just under half of Stern's 35 national affiliates, were surveyed by the Post's John Mainelli late last week, after steep FCC fines prompted Stern's syndicator, Clear Channel, to drop him from the roster of six of their outlets. "Only four station managers expressed unabashed support [for Stern]," reports Mainelli. "Another is on the fence, and 12 more avoided all comment." He calls the result of his thumbnail survey a...
  • Could Howard Stern Topple Bush?

    03/18/2004 8:09:06 AM PST · by Mich0127 · 109 replies · 426+ views
    NewsMax.com ^ | 3-18-04 | Carl Limbacher
    Is "shock jock" Howard Stern's voice powerful enough to affect the upcoming presidential election to the extent of sending President Bush packing? That's what the Boston Globe wants to know, explaining that the liberal talk show host the newspaper describes as a "stripper aficionado, champion of misfits everywhere, all-purpose radio provocateur," has turned his raunchy show into a Bush bashing marathon. Writes the Globe's Matthew Gilbert, Stern has been devoting hours of his broadcast every weekday "to impassioned criticism of President Bush and support of Senator John Kerry." Stern, he writes has been "Railing tirelessly against the president, attacking Bush's...
  • Stern Partially Silenced, Defended by Congressman

    03/12/2004 10:35:28 AM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 58 replies · 426+ views
    FMQB ^ | 3/12/04
    Howard Stern was partially silenced today - by himself. The King of All Media signed on this morning with a montage of radio station promos and soundbites from Talk shows and government officials speaking about the raging debate over indecency. The dramatic audio collage was laced with snippets fom protest songs, like Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son," Bob Marley & The Wailers' "Get Up, Stand Up," Thunderclap Newman's "Something In The Air" and Stern's own remix of KoRn's "Y'All Want A Single." It wasn't until roughly 7:15am EST that Stern spoke his first new words of the day, though they...
  • Common Herbicide (Atrazine) Causes Genital Abnormalities in Frogs

    04/17/2002 10:22:18 AM PDT · by LoneGOPinCT · 4 replies · 206+ views
    Health Scout.com ^ | 17 Apr 02 | Amanda Gardner
    Common Herbicide Causes Genital Abnormalities in Frogs Study finds exposure to small amounts of weed killer leads to problems By Amanda Gardner HealthScoutNews Reporter WEDNESDAY, April 17 (HealthScoutNews) -- In findings that scientists fear may have implications for humans, researchers say exposing frog larvae to a common weed killer leads to reproductive abnormalities. These abnormalities may impair sexual behavior, and be a factor in the current decline in the worldwide frog population. The study, the first to look at levels of the herbicide atrazine -- which is thought to be safe in drinking water or in limited exposure -- appears...