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  • Reagan Tells Democrat Jokes

    06/20/2011 4:47:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 20, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    More timeless, lib-poking wit from the Gipper: You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans... Some of you may remember that in my early days, I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways. The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at? Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at...
  • Got Paraprosdokian...?

    05/31/2011 12:19:51 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 15 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 31. 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Paraprosdokian (noun): Figure of speech in which the  latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected  ...frequently used in a humorous situation. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening... but this wasn't it." —Groucho Marx "If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker." —Homer Simpson "You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing—after they have tried everything else." —Winston Churchill "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." — Dorothy Parker "(He's) a modest man... who has much to...
  • City must hire 111 bypassed black firefighter candidates, court rules

    05/13/2011 1:01:49 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 27 replies
    Chicago Sun-Times ^ | May 13, 2011 | Fran Spielman
    The Chicago Fire Department must hire 111 bypassed black firefighter candidates — and distribute “tens of millions of dollars” in damages to 6,000 others who will never get that chance — a federal appeals court ruled Friday, upholding a landmark ruling. Last year, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled, in a 9-to-0 decision, that, contrary to the city’s contention, African-American candidates hadn’t waited too long before filing a lawsuit that accused the city of discriminating against them for the way it handled a 1995 firefighter’s entrance exam. On Friday, the Seventh U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed that ruling and sent...
  • Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God

    05/12/2011 11:54:16 AM PDT · by hope_dies_last · 11 replies
    1-famous-quotes.com ^ | 1743-1826 | Thomas Jefferson
    Current state of affairs - brought to measure by the forebodings of yester-year and the pillars of our Great Nation regarding... I. THE WITHOLDING OF INFORMATION: "Information is the currency of democracy." "Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." II. THE ENCROACHMENT OF GOVERNMENT: "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?" "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." III. OUR...
  • MOTHER'S DAY...

    05/08/2011 5:16:24 AM PDT · by patriot08 · 13 replies
    5/8/11 | Patriot08
    Have you told your mother how much you love her and appreciate all she's done for you? Please do so while you still can. A Newborn's Conversation with God A baby asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?” God said, “Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.” The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.” God said, “Your angel will sing...
  • More Horse-Sense from Trump

    04/13/2011 6:48:21 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 68 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 13, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    With Donald Trump topping the latest  CNN/OpEdRe Poll, a few choice quotes... _________________________________________________________________________________ "I hate what's happening to the country" "The US border with Mexico is a joke... it should be militarized so that no illegal immigrants can come in. Moreover, doing so would stop the burgeoning US-Mexico trade in illegal drugs" "(Pakistan) knows where Bin Laden is... cut off all aid until they hand him over" "I am opposed to gay marriage... causes me trouble in New York, but I just don't feel right about it". "Well, there is a Muslim problem... all you have to do is turn on your TV... Unfortunately, at this point...
  • Dennis Miller unloads on Nancy Pelosi

    04/08/2011 6:40:57 PM PDT · by publius321 · 21 replies · 1+ views
    I caught Dennis Miller on the O’Reilly Matter a couple nights back and Miller made a noteworthy dissertation regarding the disreputable tactics of Nancy Pelosi. He referred to Pelosi telling the nation that seniors are going to be meeting premature deaths due to Paul Ryan’s Budget proposal. I really have to take issue with Miller’s rant but before I do, take a minute to view it so we’re on the same page... (continued after video)
  • Favorite line from ATLAS SHRUGGED?

    03/04/2011 6:41:17 PM PST · by albionin · 47 replies
    Just saw a clip from the new ATLAS SHRUGGED movie and thought it would be fun to hear everyone's favorite line from the book if you've read it. There are so many to pick from but I think mine is when Francisco has just deliberately caused the crash of D'anconia Copper's stock and he says to James Taggert: "money is the root of all evil, so I just got tired of being evil". Love it!
  • 'Oopsies!': Us Weekly apologizes to Sarah Palin over using fake quotes

    02/11/2011 11:46:14 AM PST · by The Unknown Republican · 44 replies
    Whoops! Us Weekly ran a story quoting Sarah Palin demanding that Christina Aguilera be “deported” over her botched performance of the national anthem at Super Bowl XLV. The only problem: It never happened. The item “quoted” Palin trashing Aguilera as “a demanding beauty queen who’s clearly in over her head” and adding for good measure, “If I were president, I’d deport Ms. Augilera back to wherever it is she’s from and give Amy Smart a call.” The fake quotes originated from an Onion-like satirical web site, relaying a fictional radio interview between the former Governor of Alaska and Fox News...
  • Ronald Reagan @ 100: Top 25 Quotes

    02/05/2011 8:23:54 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 40 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 05, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    "Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."  "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." "The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program." "I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time...
  • Send us your favorite St. Paul quote [Ecumenical]

    01/29/2011 3:09:05 PM PST · by Salvation · 31 replies
    OSV.com ^ | not given | CatholicAnswers
      Send us your favorite St. Paul quote The Catholic Answer magazine asked well-known Catholics from around the country, "What is your favorite St. Paul quote"? You'll find them below.-snip   From The Catholic Answer What’s Your Favorite Passage from St. Paul?The apostle Paul composed more books of Scripture than any other biblical author. So the ongoing Year of St. Paul (June 28, 2008-June 29, 2009), which focuses on his life and work, has a happy convergence in the coming weeks with the upcoming world Synod of Bishops (Oct. 5-26), whose theme this year is “The Word of God...
  • The First Casualty Of War is Truth

    01/09/2011 5:59:31 AM PST · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 12 replies · 3+ views
    Quotations Page ^ | 09 January 2011
    The quote "The First Casualty of War is Truth" has been attributed to the Greek Tragic Dramatist. We are now facing this very concept in the Giffords shooting. Almost all initial reaction to this event are outright lies as to motive and attribution to cause. However, by the time the truth is discovered, lies and falsehood will have done their damage. Democrats will strive to make sure everyone who disagree with their Godless philosophy is pictured as having potential to violence. You might all keep in mind this quote, which is very true: There are no warlike people--just warlike leaders.~Ralph...
  • Best Notable Quotables of 2010: Demanding Respect for Obama While Still Bashing Bush

    12/24/2010 9:31:24 AM PST · by Sub-Driver · 5 replies
    Best Notable Quotables of 2010: Demanding Respect for Obama While Still Bashing Bush By Rich Noyes | December 24, 2010 | 11:30 Rich Noyes's picture Even as the public grew increasingly disenchanted with Washington's full-throated liberal policies in 2010, the media elite's partisanship remained on full display. The Media Research Center's Best Notable Quotables of 2010 captured the highlights, as journalists continued to blame America's misfortunes on George W. Bush, even as they also insisted that Barack Obama deserved more credit for his amazing accomplishments. In the MRC's "They Don't Miss Him Yet Award for Still Bashing Bush," Time's Joe...
  • 50 Dumb Liberal Quotes

    09/20/2010 7:58:13 PM PDT · by facedodge · 27 replies
    thestir.com ^ | September 14, 2010 | Jenny Erikson
    1. Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: "I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'" 2. Joe Biden on culturalism: "In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a...
  • The Craziest Mike Tyson Quotes Of All Time

    08/21/2010 9:42:31 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 15 replies · 4+ views
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  • Obama: By-the-Book Bolshevik Beguiler

    08/16/2010 8:46:43 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 16, 2010 | Reaganite Republican
    Friends, take a moment to brush-up on some apposite quotes from Comrade Vladimir Illytch Lenin- advisable considering our smiley-face-commie of a president can likely recite them all standing on his head. This should sound plenty familiar to contemporary American political observers... the ones with their eyes open, anyway: ________________________________________________________ Disarmament is the ideal of socialism Pacifism -the preaching of peace in the abstract- is one of the means of duping the working class International unity of the workers is more important than the national. The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and...
  • Overused Movie Catchphrases That Need To Go

    08/10/2010 7:25:50 AM PDT · by MissTed · 154 replies · 1+ views
    Internet Broadcast System ^ | 8/10/10 | Arden Davidson
    Movies and catchphrases go together like popcorn and microwaves. However also like popcorn, some of these catchphrases can get a little burnt and a lotta stale. There are, of course, certain movie catchphrases that have stood the test of time and will continue to do so. "Here's lookin' at you kid" from "Casablanca" and "We're not in Kansas anymore" from "The Wizard of Oz" are just a couple of examples of movie catchphrases that will never grow old. Even some more modern zingers like "You can't handle the truth" from "A Few Good Men" and "Expelliarmus!" from the "Harry Potter"...
  • Will Rogers Quotes

    07/16/2010 8:48:57 PM PDT · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 8 replies · 1+ views
    Official Site of Will Rogers ^ | 1920s and 1930s | Will Rogers
    Some Will Rogers quotes seem appropriate about now: "Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off." It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. (Think about that one.) Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. "If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to...
  • Say What? Idiot Liberal Quotes

    07/12/2010 5:47:16 PM PDT · by Starman417
    Flopping Aces ^ | 07-12-10 | Gary Kukis
    Liberals: During Wednesday interview with Channel 2 News and confronted with the anxiety that some Israelis feel toward him, Obama said that "some of it may just be the fact that my middle name is Hussein, and that creates suspicion." He then added: "Ironically, I've got a Chief of Staff named Rahm Israel Emmanuel. My top political advisor is somebody who is a descendent of Holocaust survivors. My closeness to the Jewish American community was probably what propelled me to the U.S. Senate." "This [Stimulus Bill] legislation was designed to cushion the downturn," said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs....
  • 'New World Order' Quotes of Note [& Commentary]

    05/23/2010 4:45:55 AM PDT · by Quix · 142 replies · 1,431+ views
    Greater Things LDS (Mormon) website ^ | 25 JUN 2003; UPDATED 4 NOV 2007 | "AJ" ?aka? Sterlling D Allan
    'New World Order' Quotes of Note Hi Here is some interesting and very important info on the term "The New World Order."  I just copied this info from books and pamphlets and news articles already published, so this is nothing original except that it is a list of New World Order quotes listed chronologically.  I think it has a good impact shown this way.  I have also shown the source for verification. -- AJ     When Pres Bush (Sr) started using the term during his administration, one was led to believe that he or his advisor made up the term....