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New Video: Obama Admits He's Muslim? Jackie and Dunlap have exclusive footage of Obama's "My Muslim Faith" interview with Stephanopoulos. Click the pic to watch the video!
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Another great satire from the guys - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EweUnFQyg
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Budweiser Bought By Foreigners? Jackie and Dunlap, the new Face of America, on Belgian company InBev's hostile takeover attempt on Budweiser. Click the pic to watch the video! "Oh Good Lord, I tell you what, I've watched every Bud Bowl. I drank Budweiser through the clydesdale horses, old Spuds McKenzie, the frogs... I drank it through all the animals. I tell you what, Budweiser's American as baseball or apple pie or violent overreactions to foreigners buying U.S. companies and I'll be damned if I'll pour another drop of this down my gullet if it's owned by a bunch o'...
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WOW! Jackie & Dunlap haven't posted a new video in almost a week. They made up for it yesterday by posting 3 new ones! Obama Fights Internet Rumors The Barack Obama and Jackie Broyles campaigns fight internet rumors. Click the pic to watch the video! "Somebody invited me to join a Face Book group called, "Jackie Broyles is actually Will Geer from the movie "Jeremiah Johnson"." "Now, Jackie, I need you to rack your brain on this'n. Are you positive that you've never been a grizzled old mountain man who helps Robert Redford learn to live off the land?" Gas...
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Obama, McCain Together In Iraq? Jackie and Dunlap on McCain's proposed joint trip to Iraq with Obama. Click the pic to watch the video! "I tell you what! Obama oughta go over there with him. He can talk to the soldiers. When he gets tired o' doin' that he can talk to all the enemies he wants to so much."
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Hillary's Out! Jackie and Dunlap: Searching For Comedy in the Post-Hillary World Click the pic to watch the video! "What are we supposed to do now? Pay attention? Actually talk about the genuine differences between the candidates? Are we supposed to sit up here and discuss...THE....ISSUES???" "I don't know what in the he!! has happened to American politics!!"
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Win Jackie's Truck Win Jackie's truck! Details coming soon. Click the pic to watch the video! No dialogue, but funny as heck!
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McClellan's Bush-Bashing BookJackie and Dunlap on former press secretary Scott McClelllan's new Bush-bashin' book, "What Happened". Click the pic to watch the video! ***NOTE: There is no link to this video as it contains a couple of expletives. FReepmail me for a link to the video. "I tell you what! Scott McClellan has fatally besmirched the honor and dignity of the office of Press Secretary. After all this, who'd want to be Press Secretary now?"
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Waiting For Hillary To Concede Jackie and Dunlap are just biding their time... along with Hillary Clinton. Click the pic to watch the video! "Obama finally left his church...I guess that church has given him so many headaches, finally he's like, "Forget this! I liked it better when people thought I was a Muslim."
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An Inconvenient Truth The Opera Jackie and Dunlap on the Inconvenient Truth Opera commissioned by La Strada Click the pic to watch the video! "Over in Italy they've commisioned a new opera based on the movie 'An Inconvenient Truth'." Yeah, leave it to the Italians to combine the two worst things in the world: opera and Al Gore."
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Hillary's In It 'Til Somebody Gets Shot Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's RFK assassination comment. Click the pic to watch the video! "I tell you what. God forbid that Obama should get shot, but if he were to get shot, the guy who shoots him has a better chance of Vice President than Hillary Clinton."
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Catching Up w/ Edwards, Biden, Huckabee Jackie and Dunlap catch up with old friends from the primary season. Click the pic to watch the video! "Jackie, let's take some time today to catch up with some of our old buddies from back in the early primary season."
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Hillary Wins Kentucky, Obama Takes Oregon Click the pic to watch the video! "Folks, you're looking at an endangered species here. Me and Jackie are obviously the only two Southern, white, rural, uneducated males left in America who still hate Hillary Clinton." "It's lonely being the only ones of our kind."
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Feminists Hate Hillary? Click the pic to watch the video! "Jackie, try to put yourself in someone else's shoes for once. Imagine that you're a woman.""Lady Jackie: Lady Jackie, all proper, sittin' in her little floweryed dress, with her hat on, makin' her lemon balls, sippin' her chamomile tea. Oooooo...Lady Jackie! Oooooo"...
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Hillary Wins West Virginia Click the pic to watch the video! Dunlap: "The media and the super delegates are abandoning in droves Hillary the Loser!" Jackie: "But she keeps winning!" Dunlap: "Jackie, you cannot stop rats from deserting the sinking ship!" Jackie: "What...that don't make no sense. Why are the rats deserting a sinking ship if the ship ain't sinkin?" Dunlap: "Rats are stupid."
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We have a double feature today. Hillary Clinton Racist?Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's racism, Obama's payoff, and McCain's lost bearings. Plus nun jokes! Click the pic to watch the video! "Dunlap the Man comin' at ya, friends. And boy this presidential race is gettin' uglier than a Paul Begala/Donna Brazile wrestling match. Ugly!" Our second feature:Summer Movie Preview Jackie and Dunlap preview all the deafening, incomprehensible hogwash that liberal Hollywood will vomit up for you this summer. Click the pic to watch the video! "Hello and welcome to the annual RedState Update Summer Movie Preview starring Jackie Broyles and Dunlap!...
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Hillary, Obama-- One Last Debate? Click the pic to watch the video! "Look, the reason all this is happenin', Jackie, is Hillary, believe it or not, its pretty smart. She has realized that the more America sees Obama on TV, the less America likes Obama."
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You Thought Jeremiah Wright Was Bad Click the pic to watch the video! Luckily I have some prepared comments here. Folks, anyone who knows Jackie Broyles or has worked with him or read his books or pamphlets knows that this SPECTACLE is the complete opposite of Jackie's brain! Where he wants to take this country is somewhere real different than whatever you didn't like in what was said.
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Miley Cyrus Photo Scandal Jackie and Dunlap can sympathize with Miley. Click the pic to watch the video! "We had a fancy photographer come to a fancy photo shoot and we were completely taken advantage of and had to do the whole thing again. You know, you get in there and it's like, "Oh, you're so beautiful, you're so pretty." And they give you wine, and ludes, and turkey sandwiches..."
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Jackie '08: Older & Madder Than McCain Learn why Jackie Broyles is your man if you like your presidents ornery and cootish. Click the pic to watch the video!
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Hillary Wins Pennsylvania Jackie and Dunlap have some advice for the Democrats. Click the pic to watch the video! "So now all you Democrats out there, you need to gather up all the homosexuals, and your atheists and your elitists and your baby-killers and your tree-huggers and your flag-burners and your socialists and your communists and your undercover Islamofacists and the Screen Actors Guild and the last living members of the Weather Underground, throw up a bunch of pictures of Obama and Hillary, grab one and go with it!"
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Hillary, Obama, McCain-- LIARS!Jackie and Dunlap on why politicians lie to your face like dogs. Click the pic to watch the video! The Last Democratic Debate, We Hope To God Jackie and Dunlap on Gibson, gaffes, and Groundhog Day. Click the pic to watch the video!
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether Hillary should drop out. Click the pic to watch the video!
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Even if you don’t like their usual fare, you’ll like this. Especially, I’m guessing, the ending. Starring Bill Richardson in a reprise of his award-winning role as a retarded Peter Lorre.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV0T_CeHNO4
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CNN hosted a YouTube debate last night where "ordinary people" could ask questions of the Democrat candidates via YouTube. Much has been made of this one with the "hillbillies" talking about Al Gore. One problem. These guys do sketch comedy and are affiliated with the liberal Salon.com. They are not "ordinary" voters. Heck, they don't even live in Tennessee anymore, but are based in L.A.CNN, you've been had.
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