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  • Q Anon: (3/18/18) Continued from Friday's thread. FRiendly Freeper Collaboration

    03/18/2018 10:04:49 PM PDT · by ransomnote · 1,221 replies ^ | 3/18/2018 | FReepers, vanity
    Anons, Tweeters, FReepers and others are still digging in the right place, and still willing to dig wherever Q points. This thread is a friendly collaborative place for FReepers to analyze information and share opinons. FReepers have a wide variety of reasons for investigating Q Anon content; this is not the appropriate place to criticize or badger those who choose to use some of their time in this manner. This thread is a continuation of the prior Q Anon thread located here: I plan to post one thread at a time and ping new drops posted to it....
  • Q drops #688, #689: People asked for arrests. Gave one example.(China)

    02/07/2018 7:56:17 PM PST · by ransomnote · 81 replies ^ | 2/7/2018 | Q Anon
    #688 -----Q Researcher----- Feb 7 2018 18:01:41 Anonymous This has to mean China did this for/with us somehow. Q wouldn't livestream it without some kind of permission. -----Q responds----- Feb 7 2018 18:08:09 Q People asked for arrests. Gave one example. Just because you can’t see doesn't mean it’s not ongoing. Trust the plan. Q #689 -----Q Researcher----- Feb 7 2018 18:09:51 Anonymous Q we love you. Trying to keep everyone positive. Someone in that building was arrested. The door was breached (hence the residue). Blew the window open. -----Q responds----- Feb 7 2018 18:14:45 Q Window opened ahead of...

    01/11/2018 6:38:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 53 replies
    email from a friend | 01/11/2018 | unknown
    Dear Diary. For my sixty fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The...
  • Dem Rep: Women Have ‘Responsibility’ to Avoid Sexual Assault by Not Appearing ‘Inviting’

    10/19/2017 11:27:35 AM PDT · by markomalley · 58 replies
    Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/19/17 | Alex Griswold
    A Democratic congresswoman responded to the allegations against Harvey Weinstein by saying that women also have a responsibility to stop sexual assault and harassment."I grew up in a time when it was as much the woman's responsibility as a man's—how you were dressed, what your behavior was," Texas Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson told Dallas' local NBC5."I'm from the old school that you can have behaviors that appear to be inviting. It can be interpreted as such," Johnson continued. "That's the responsibility, I think, of the female."Interviewer Diana Zoga asked if it was time to stop asking about what women were wearing...
  • Leaked Footage from campaign office of Huma Abedin and...Anthony Weiner (first scandal broke)

    10/30/2016 6:43:23 PM PDT · by RummyChick · 62 replies
    youtube ^ | 8/16 | youtube
  • Amazon Reviews of Hillary's New Book.

    09/17/2016 9:39:41 AM PDT · by proust · 80 replies
    Amazon ^ | 9/17/16 | Amazon Customers
    "I bought the audio-book version and all I could hear was coughing" "The chapter where Hillbilly talks about her battle with Parkinson's Disease was difficult to read. Difficult because it was missing from the book." "What a horrible book. I got brain damage after 4 pages and lost my shoe." "Even though I did not pay for it, I want my money back" "Evidently you can judge a book by its cover"
  • Air force secretary gets sick flying with Thunderbirds

    06/28/2014 7:42:48 AM PDT · by markomalley · 91 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | 6/28/2014 | Rowan Scarborough
    Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James became “violently ill” during a ride with the storied Thunderbirds aerial acrobatic team this week. Commanders at Nellis Air Force Base, Nev., thought it would be good PR to invite the relatively new secretary for a flight with its most famous squadron. Amid tight defense spending, there is pressure to demonstrate the worth of the Thunderbirds, which is back in the air show business after having been grounded last year when sequestration took hold. But Tuesday’s F-16 flight did not go as planned in the cockpit for Ms. James, a former House defense staffer,...
  • Kerry: 'We Drove a Very Hard Bargain' With Iran

    11/28/2013 11:57:06 AM PST · by ColdOne · 50 replies ^ | 11/26/13 | Amy Woods
    Kerry appeared in a short video explaining he "drove a very hard bargain" with Iranian negotiators to effectively set back their nuclear ambitions, The Hill reports. "We drove a very hard bargain to achieve what we needed to in terms of our verification and certainty about where they're going," Kerry said. “We drove a hard bargain because we have one unwavering purpose in our goal: President Obama has been absolutely clear that Iran cannot and will not acquire a nuclear weapon
  • Photo of the Week (Sebelious handed "Websites for Dummies")

    11/02/2013 7:52:45 AM PDT · by AAABEST · 30 replies
    PJ Media ^ | November 2, 2013 | Ed Driscoll
    She told community leaders the public needs to be reminded that the website does not function like, where customers are used to logging on to buy a product “like a Tickle Me Elmo doll”** before someone else gets it. In this case, Sebelius said, the service is constant and doesn’t run out. Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) who invited Sebelius to the city, bristled at some of the questions she was asked, saying “Change is hard. Get over it. Barack Obama is president, and the Affordable Care Act is the law.” In the crowd was Republican state Sen. Brian...
  • Hey Democrats and Obama! You're not doing enough to hurt us! Come on, hurt us!

    10/05/2013 6:29:58 PM PDT · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 38 replies
    "Vanity of vanities. All is vanity and striving after the wind." Solomon | 5 October 2013 | Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin
    Come on Federal Agency heads, Democrats and Obama, hurt us! You're not trying hard enough. Close major highways! Shut off all television, radio, movies and the internet. We're not suffering enough. Stop all disability and welfare checks. We're still laughing at you. What are you going to do next when you don't get your way, throw a tantrum on the mall? I told all of you Obama wasn't the problem. He isn't the problem. The Federal agency heads ARE a huge part of the problem for implementing all of this. The Federal government and everyone who works for Federal agencies...
  • Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

    09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT · by Talisker · 115 replies
    21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22) No joke - check it out yourself. Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
  • ‘Top GOP Senator’ To ABC News: If Romney Loses Michigan, ‘He Will Publicly Call’ For Jeb Bush

    02/26/2012 6:35:08 PM PST · by Halfmanhalfamazing · 123 replies
    Mediaite ^ | February 18th | Frances Martel
    For those out there loving the current Republican race but worrying that it has become somewhat orthodox in appearance and stable in candidates and support numbers, fear not: ABC News’ Jonathan Karl has the blind item for you. In the most mysterious and, for the GOP, worrisome dispatch on the Republican field in a while, Karl reports that a “prominent Republican senator” told him that the Party will not stand for a Mitt Romney loss in Michigan, and that he expects a result like that to lead the Senator to “publicly call for the party to find a new candidate,”...
  • Bob Dole endorses Romney for Republican nominee

    12/18/2011 11:37:30 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 105 replies
    Yahoo ^ | 12/18/11 | Deborah Charles - Reuters
    Republican elder statesman and former Senate leader Bob Dole on Sunday endorsed Mitt Romney to be the Republican presidential nominee, a day after the former Massachusetts governor received the backing of Iowa's main newspaper. In an open letter to Iowa voters, Dole - himself a former presidential candidate - said a great deal was at stake on January 3, when Iowa votes in the first nominating contest for the 2012 presidential election. "A number of my friends are currently candidates seeking the GOP nomination. But the time has now come for us to decide who among them can defeat Barack...
  • Osama bin Laden's killing a huge boost for President Obama

    05/02/2011 3:03:51 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 144 replies
    Los Angeles Times ^ | May 2, 2011 | Paul West, Washington Bureau
    Bin Laden's killing is a singular moment for President Obama and could help his bid for a second term. Reporting from Washington— A foreign policy novice when he came to office, President Obama can now claim a national security victory that eluded his predecessor for almost eight years. The caliber of his leadership, often the target of withering attacks by the Republican opposition, has now been bolstered in a very tangible way, as the image of celebrating crowds gathering spontaneously at the White House and the former World Trade Center in New York late Sunday night demonstrated. ....The development is...
  • NYT News Analysis: Obama Seeks a Course of Pragmatism in the Middle East

    03/11/2011 2:46:57 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 22 replies
    New York Times ^ | March 10, 2011 | MARK LANDLER and HELENE COOPER
    WASHINGTON — In the Middle East crisis, as on other issues, there are two Barack Obamas: the transformative historical figure and the pragmatic American president. Three months after a Tunisian fruit vendor set himself aflame and ignited a political firestorm across the Arab world, the president is trumping the trailblazer. With the spread of antigovernment protests from North Africa to the strategic, oil-rich Persian Gulf, President Obama has adopted a policy of restraint. He has concluded that his administration must shape its response country by country, aides say, recognizing a stark reality that American national security interests weigh as heavily...
  • Pelosi and the Tea Party 'Share Views'

    02/28/2010 6:20:51 AM PST · by Sub-Driver · 31 replies · 956+ views
    Pelosi and the Tea Party 'Share Views' February 28, 2010 8:15 AM House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she has much in common with the Tea Party. The speaker now says she shares views with movement she dismissed last summer as being “Astroturf” -- her suggestion that the grassroots of the Tea Party were a creation of the Republican Party. In a “This Week” interview with ABC’s Elizabeth Vargas, Pelosi said, “We share some of the views of the Tea Partiers in terms of the role of special interest in Washington, D.C., as -- it just has to stop. And that's...
  • Israeli Official Ridicules Dubai's Demand for Arrest of Mossad Chief

    02/18/2010 12:15:14 PM PST · by hennie pennie · 35 replies · 952+ views
    ABCnews:Mobile ^ | February 17, 2010 | ABC news staff
    Interpol has issued wanted notices for 11 suspects in the murder of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, but Dubai's police chief has asked that Interpol also call for the arrest of the head of Israel's spy agency. Dahi Khalfan Tamin told Dubai TV he had asked the international police agency to issue one of its "red notices" for the head of Mossad, "in case Mossad is believed to be behind the crime, which is likely now." A senior Israeli official who wished to remain anonymous told ABC News that if Dubai asks for the arrest of Mossad chief Meir Dagan, "They...
  • Ken Lewis: If I’m Going Down, Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke Are Coming Down With Me

    02/05/2010 2:42:22 PM PST · by FTJM · 45 replies · 1,755+ views
    New York Magazine ^ | 2/4/10 | Jessica Pressler
    No WAY is Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis going to be the only one to answer for the acquisition of crappy Merrill Lynch and its crappy bonuses, "a person close to Lewis's defense team" (who may or may not be Ken Lewis himself) tells Charlie Gasparino today on the Daily Beast. NO WAY will he be a scapegoat, alone, for the people who twisted his arm to go through with the Merrill deal by telling him he would be fired if he didn't. "If this thing goes to trial you can expect both Paulson and Bernanke to be on...
  • Things are looking up, sez President Barack Obama

    02/05/2010 1:27:30 PM PST · by Merciful_Friend · 5 replies · 238+ views
    The Cinch Review ^ | 02/05/2010 | Cinch
    Whaddya know? President Obama is talking up the economy. Based on a drop in the official unemployment rate to just below 10% (9.7%, to be exact), the president said today that "we are climbing out of the huge hole that we found ourselves in." Of-course, one can't miss the knock at the previous administration even in such a short statement, and even one designed to be cheering. Still, while his optimism is dubious, to say the least (on a day when total job losses during this recession were corrected up to 8.4 million from 7.2, and when his own budget...
  • Fort Hood / JimRob connection?

    12/01/2009 1:35:18 PM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 28 replies · 1,084+ views
    12/1/2009 | Moi
    Fort Hood / JimRob Connection? Much has been said about Nidal Hasan's name appearing on p. 29 of that notorious "Homeland Security" thinktank's report. But did you know that on page 34 is this? -       James Robinson (Denver Health) In all likelihood, this is one and the same JR, since it's such a rarely seen name, and since Denver is practically right next door to Sacremento. This poses some serious questions, folks! What were JR and NH doing at the same conference, and when did they know it? What does this say about N. Hasan's connection with...