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STEVENSVILLE, Md. -- Maryland gubernatorial candidate Doug Duncan has at least one vote. He performed the Heimlich maneuver on a supporter who choked on a chicken sandwich during a campaign lunch stop over the weekend. Queen Anne's County Commissioner Gene Ransom got a bite of his meal stuck in his throat. Duncan jumped up and thrust his fists into the commissioner's gut three times and out it popped. Ransom said it was a terrifying experience. Duncan's visit was part of his tour of every county in the state. Duncan, a Democrat, announced his bid for governor last week.

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