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  • Celebrities Should Be Appropriately Dressed When Throwing The First Pitch In Baseball

    03/29/2012 2:38:16 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-28-12 | The Looking Spoon
    I think this outfit works.
  • If "Modern Family" Had A Reality Spin-Off Starring Democrat Politicians...

    03/29/2012 2:23:53 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
    It's random, I know...but here's what I think one of the families would look like...
  • Egypt Declares Israel “Number One Enemy”

    03/26/2012 2:38:58 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies · 4+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    The success of Egypt’s “Arab Spring” rolled on to yet another triumph as that country’s parliament renounced the possibility that it could ever be an ally of Israel. Instead, Israel was declared Egypt’s “number one enemy.” Following this development, President Obama announced the restoration of US military aid to Egypt. “Israel is a very powerful country in that region,” Obama explained. “If Egypt is to have any chance against them it is imperative that we extend as much military assistance as we can.” The President acknowledged that his decision “probably won’t go over well with some of Israel’s more strident...
  • Obama Deflects Solyndra Fiasco Blame

    03/26/2012 11:00:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies · 2+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    President Obama went on the offensive against criticism of his “green” energy approach. “There are some who would have the American people believe that the failure of the Solyndra Corporation is somehow my fault,” Obama said. “At best, it is a shared responsibility. True, the idea that we should promote clean energy was mine. Blame me for wanting to save the planet.” “But it was Congress that appropriated the money,” Obama continued. “Without this appropriation my Department of Energy would not have had and money to hand out to firms like Solyndra. Blame Congress for enabling my Administration to climb...
  • Executive Order Authorizing Martial Law Called “Routine”

    03/25/2012 2:50:07 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 15 replies · 3+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Last weekend’s issuance of an Executive Order giving the President the option of declaring an emergency and taking control over all food, energy, water, transportation and any other materials was described as “routine” by Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney. “The President has obligations to the American people,” Carney observed. “He would like the cooperation of Congress in his efforts to fulfill these obligations. But as we have seen, there are many in Congress who have labored to obstruct these efforts. The President needs to have latitude to act.” “It would be best for members of Congress to consider this Executive...
  • President’s Tax Plan Targets Rich

    03/25/2012 11:48:46 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies · 2+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Labeling Wisconsin Republican Representative Paul Ryan’s budget proposal “a disaster for the middle class,” President Obama offered a plan that “will make the rich pay their fair share.” “It’s time for those who have a job, a car, a roof over their heads, and food on the table to step up and bear a bigger share of the costs of providing for those who don’t,” the President told a crowd of supporters at a campaign speech in Washington. “Those who have more than they need to live have an obligation to care for their fellow human beings. My plan helps...
  • Pelosi Predicts Court Will Find Obamacare Constitutional

    03/24/2012 2:25:23 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 26 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) confidently predicted that the US Supreme Court will rule that the President’s health care law is Constitutional. “The proof is right there in the Constitution itself where it promises that the government will provide for the people’s rights to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness,” Pelosi said. “By making sure everyone buys health insurance the law is protecting their lives. By requiring that employers cover birth control costs the law is liberating people from the risks of unwanted pregnancies. And as for pursuit of happiness—isn’t that what those who need birth control are doing?”...
  • VP Lauds Obama’s Audacious Killing of bin-Laden

    03/24/2012 10:03:45 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 27 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Vice-President Joe Biden praised the killing of Osama bin-Laden, calling it “the most audacious plan of the past 500 years.” Asked about other possible contenders for “most audacious plan”–the D-Day invasion of Normandy during WWII or Washington’s Christmas Day attack on Hessian troops in 1776—Biden replied “no contest.” “The raid that killed bin-Laden was carried out without any casualties for our side,” Biden pointed out. “The same can’t be said for any other action taken by any other president. Let’s not forget that Allied Forces had 10,000 casualties on D-Day and 2500 men were killed. That’s a bit of a...
  • How The World Views Obama

    03/22/2012 10:18:27 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-22-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Big h/t to iOwnTheWorld for the Obama/Jesus/Rockwell self portrait piece.
  • One Way Obama Could Persuade OPEC To Increase Production...

    03/21/2012 4:42:34 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-21-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Biden On The Wisdom Of Democrat Brainwashing

    03/20/2012 4:35:07 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-20-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • New Flag Being Test Marketed

    03/20/2012 2:00:43 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 27 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Concerned that the current version of the American flag may be out-dated, Democratic Party officials have been trying out a new design in selected locations. If you would like to order one to display at your home or place of business call 678-653-5247. if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at... http://azconservative.org/2012/03/17/drawing-distinctions-between-limbaugh-maher/
  • Vice-President Lauds Obama’s “Spine of Steal”

    03/18/2012 2:40:35 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens
    In written remarks distributed before a campaign speech to the United Auto Workers Union, Vice-President Joe Biden praised President Obama’s courage for bailing out General Motors and Chrysler. “Where others might have been deterred by property rights or contracts, President Obama charged in, unafraid,” Biden remembered. “He put your jobs, your interests ahead of all else.” Biden urged union members to keep this in mind come election day. “Some may put their trust in the law,” Biden said. “But I say having a guy you can trust at the wheel trumps anything that might be written down in a statute...
  • Healthcare Mandate Decision Final Says White House

    03/18/2012 11:04:13 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Press Secretary Jay Carney advised those critical of the Administration’s decision to make insurers cover birth control devices and drugs to “give it a rest.” “Look, the President is sorry that some consider this action to be insensitive to their personal or religious beliefs,” Carney said. “But they certainly cannot expect him to subjugate his policy aims to these beliefs.” Carney suggested that critics “may want to reexamine the issue. Does the Bible explicitly prohibit birth control, or for that matter, abortion? I don’t recall ever having read that Jesus gave any commandments on these matters. I think His wish...
  • Secret Service Granted Broad Censorship Authority

    03/17/2012 5:05:48 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens
    The Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011 signed into law last week by President Obama allows the Secret Service to determine what kind of speech may be permitted in proximity to the President and other government officials qualified for Secret Service protection. “Most people are probably familiar with our role as protectors of the President against would-be assassins,” said Secret Service spokesman Elroy Hood. “But assassins aren’t the only ones who pose a threat. Vocal opponents damage the image the government is trying to project and can undermine its authority every bit as much as an attempt...
  • Attorney General Explains His Opposition to Voter ID Laws

    03/17/2012 12:05:31 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 23 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder continued his battle to prevent states from requiring voters to show photo identification before they are permitted to cast ballots. That the US Supreme Court has already held that voter ID laws are Constitutional makes no difference says the AG. “I don’t need some court to tell me what’s right and what’s wrong,” Holder exclaimed. “It’s something everyone who’s grown up Black just knows by instinct.” Holder made short shrift of arguments based on the ubiquity of requests to show photo IDs in order to buy beer, enter a public building, rent a movie, board...
  • Drawing Distinctions Between Limbaugh & Maher

    03/17/2012 12:09:53 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 29 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2012 | John Semmens
    While both Rush Limbaugh and HBO's Bill Maher have used offensive language against women whose political views they oppose, Representative Shelley Berkely (D-Nev) attempted to explain why she feels one should be banned and the other not. “First of all, there is the issue of impact,” Berkely said. “Limbaugh's audience numbers in the millions. Maher, on the other hand, has maybe a few thousand fans. Since so few people have actually heard what Maher has said, his remarks are more along the lines of a private conversation. I mean, why ban someone that hardly anyone is listening to?” “Second, is...
  • White House Unveils New American Flag [Satire}

    03/16/2012 2:04:42 PM PDT · by QT3.14 · 10 replies · 2+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | March 14, 2012 | Frank Lake
    WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag. Reports from sources close to the White House say that President Obama felt that the American flag, “like the Constitution,” was old and needed updating. Here’s what the new flag will look like:
  • A Flaming Vigilante

    03/16/2012 4:42:56 AM PDT · by marktwain · 4 replies
    The War on Guns ^ | 15 March, 2012 | Ned
    WarOnGuns Correspondent Ned submitted this as a comment to today's "Gratifying Colin" post. I think it is on target and witty as hell, and deserves standalone recognition: In other news, two people trapped in a wrecked bus perished when the bus they were traveling in caught fire after a traffic accident. It is alleged that an untrained civilian was unable to contain the flames with the fire extinguisher on the bus. The vigilante was held for questioning, before being released when it was discovered that no laws were broken. The legislature immediately responded by introducing a bill forbidding anyone but...
  • What Can Obama Do About Gas Prices?

    03/13/2012 12:46:00 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 18 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-13-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Ayatollah Confident in Obama

    03/13/2012 10:01:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    While his Iran policy may have come under criticism from his GOP rivals, President Obama received a vote of confidence from Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. “We are encouraged by Mr. Obama’s forbearance,” Khamenei said. “We are confident that he will resist pressures from the unbelievers and that he will do the right thing.” Khamenei favorably compared Obama to former President Jimmy Carter, who he said “had good instincts, but lacked the strength to impose his will on his enemies in Congress.” if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at... http://azconservative.org/2012/03/10/film-biographer-in-awe-of-obama/
  • Study: Socialism Works 98% of the Time It Is Imagined (Satire, pretty funny)

    03/12/2012 6:40:37 PM PDT · by Beave Meister · 7 replies · 2+ views
    (HONOLULU, HI) —After years of thorough research a new study on the social and economic system of Socialism is sending shockwaves throughout the political science community and stoking the flames between the political Left and Right. The findings of the University of Hawaii, released Thursday, found that the economic and governmental system of Socialism is overwhelmingly successful 98-percent of the time someone imagines it being so. Conducted over a five year period, the university’s findings are also making waves within the sociological community, as well as boosting the morale of nations like Greece, Spain, Portugal, Cuba, and particularly North Korea....
  • Secretary Unsure of Fiscal Impact of Obamacare

    03/12/2012 3:13:03 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) Kathleen Sebelius says she has no idea on what the fiscal impacts of Obamacare might be. “I haven’t really approached the issue from that perspective,” Sebelius told Senator Ron Johnson (R-Wisc) at a recent hearing. “We’re just trying to make sure everyone and everything is covered. Maybe we’ll take a look at costs later when we have more time.” Senator Johnson’s suggestion that all the requests for waivers that HHS has granted indicate a problem with cost was brushed aside by the Secretary. “First of all, I don’t know which waivers you are...
  • Dems Say They Have Better Offer for Women

    03/12/2012 11:26:37 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Bolstered by polls showing women are more likely to vote Democrat than men, President Obama boasted “we have a better story to tell them.” “The GOP is telling women to be responsible—get a job, get married—to take the so-called respectable path,” Obama asserted. “We’ve got a better offer.” “Our healthcare plan mandates free contraception and free abortion,” Obama pointed out. “This frees women from the fear of unwanted pregnancy without impairing their sex lives.” “Our welfare program ensures that should a woman choose to have a baby the government will provide for her and the child,” Obama added. “This frees...
  • President Calls Oil “Fuel of the Past”

    03/11/2012 2:32:58 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 28 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    President Obama begged voters to back his vision of an oil-free future for America. “There will come a day when we will wean ourselves from this fuel of the past,” Obama proclaimed. “Reliance on oil-based fuels has lulled us into lives of gluttony and waste. We have gotten soft because we drive when we should walk. We have gotten lazy because it’s easier to turn up the thermostat than to put on a sweater.” “There are environmentally-friendly ways for us to live,” the president continued. “I see a future when mighty vessels powered by the wind carry goods and people...
  • Senator Demands Limbaugh Be Dropped from Armed Forces Network

    03/11/2012 10:24:58 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 26 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Senator Carl Levin (D-Mich) demanded that the Armed Forces Network stop carrying Rush Limbaugh’s show. “Our troops shouldn’t be exposed to the barrage of criticism of their Commander-in-Chief that is spewed out by Limbaugh on a daily basis,” Levin said. “It foments disobedience and disloyalty.” As evidence, Levin cited Marine Sergeant Gary Stein’s Facebook page called Armed Forces Tea Party Patriots. “The Tea Party is a threat to our government,” Levin maintained. “Men like Sergeant Stein may be called upon to suppress this threat. Yet, this Facebook page raises serious questions about where his loyalties may be.” The Senator specifically...
  • Women’s Rights May Be Sacrificed for Peace in Afghanistan

    03/10/2012 2:10:42 PM PST · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Afghan President Hamid Karzai says that “it may be necessary for us to roll back the freedoms and privileges we extended to women if we want to persuade the Taliban to come to terms with us.” Karzai characterized the freedoms granted to women over the last decade as “an experiment that is not working. Allowing women to go out in public uncovered and unaccompanied is a Western imposition that is out of step with our fundamental traditions. We will never have peace if we attempt to persist with such offensive alien ideas. Bringing women back under the discipline of sharia...
  • Congressional Approval of Military Measures Not Required

    03/10/2012 9:44:03 AM PST · by John Semmens · 24 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2012 | John Semmens
    U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta told a Senate Armed Services Committee that the Obama Administration’s decision on whether to engage in military action against Syria is not contingent on Congressional approval. “The United States is just one of many nations,” Panetta explained. “Even if our Constitution places the power to declare war with Congress this doesn’t override decisions made on a multinational basis. An agreement reached with other nations takes precedence over anything Congress may wish to do.” The secretary cited the precedent established by the Administration’s actions in Libya. “President Obama acted with the consent of key allies in...
  • Film Biographer in Awe of Obama

    03/09/2012 10:09:35 PM PST · by John Semmens · 44 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Davis Guggenheim's recently completed film biography presents an unstintingly glowing portrayal of President Barack Obama. There is, to quote Guggenheim, “no downside to this man save the enmity of his enemies.” “Only one other person in the history of the world has led a comparably exemplary life,” Guggenheim asserted. “Jesus healed the sick. Obama gave us healthcare. Jesus fed the multitudes. Obama has put more people on food stamps than any other president. The parallels between the two men's great works are uncanny.” Guggenheim expressed some anxiety that “like Jesus, Obama may be crucified for his efforts. Every day, right-wing...
  • Why Does 9% Unemployment Make Obama Upset?

    03/09/2012 4:12:07 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-9-12 | The Looking Spoon
    But isn't unemployment under 9%? Tell that to Gallup.
  • Why People Faint At Obama Events

    03/09/2012 11:26:21 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 22 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-9-12 | The Looking Spoon
    President Obama brags that "folks" faint all the time at his events. With the data presented below, one can clearly see the reason for this is actually rooted in science.
  • The Aliens Have Come for Our Black People [fictional essay/film Derrick Bell's "Space Traders"]

    03/08/2012 7:59:47 AM PST · by fight_truth_decay · 23 replies
    Slate.com ^ | March 8, 2012, at 9:19 AM ET | By David Weigel
    When he unveiled the Derrick Bell video on Hannity last night, Breitbart.com's Joel Pollak labored to explain why the late professor was so offensive. Derrick Bell got into serious trouble when he wrote an essay, a fictional story, called Space Traders, positing that Americans, white Americans would sell black Americans to space aliens in order to pay out the national debt and that Jews would stand by and let it happen. This is a kind of background Derrick Bell had. This is true. "Space Traders" was actually turned into a short film, as part of the 1994 black sci-fi anthology...
  • Slut: An Insult Reserved for Conservative Women

    03/07/2012 9:15:55 PM PST · by stolinsky · 17 replies
    www.stolinsky.com ^ | 03-08-12 | stolinsky
      Slut: An Insult Reserved for Conservative Women David C. Stolinsky Mar. 8, 2012 The mainstream media and politicians from President Obama on down have been strident in condemning Rush Limbaugh for calling 30-year-old law student Sandra Fluke a “slut.” Fluke testified before Congress that health-insurance policies should be required to cover contraceptive pills and morning-after pills. The latter are considered by many to be a form of abortion. Why do liberals, who incessantly push “safe sex,” expect us to pay for a woman’s unprotected sex? This question was not answered, because it was not asked. Note that if...
  • Sandra Fluke Scores Her First Product Endorsement

    03/07/2012 12:50:05 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 17 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-7-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • President Admits Wife Controls His TV Watching

    03/06/2012 9:57:02 AM PST · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Though he may be the “most powerful leader in the world,” President Barack Obama’s access to television is strictly controlled by his wife. “Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV,” Obama told reporters. “Even then, I’m limited to an hour or two here and there. Watching a whole game is a rare treat. Michelle doesn’t want me to be distracted from my mission.” The President admitted that he chafes under the restriction and occasionally “sneaks an extra peek when Michelle is not around,” but asked that it be kept secret lest “I lose what privileges she allows me...
  • RNC declares Mitt Romney the big winner on Super Tuesday

    03/06/2012 5:51:19 AM PST · by GeorgiaDawg32 · 8 replies
    Liberal Lunacy ^ | 3/6/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM
    (Washington, D.C. - 3-6-12) With voting underway on Super Tuesday and the Republican Presidential hopefuls going toe to toe for votes, the RNC and the media have announced, preliminarily, Mitt Romney the big winner in the primaries. Said an anonymous spokesman: “While we realize it's early, it's clear the voters want and need Mitt Romney. We really don't need to wait to actually count the votes to determine a winner. Much like Iowa, Maine and Michigan, the public fully believes he won those races even though he didn't. He is the best of the bunch when it comes to conservative...
  • Republican Efforts to Hold the Line on Bureaucrats’ Pay Assailed

    03/05/2012 1:41:37 PM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Key Democrats objected to GOP efforts to trim the budget deficit by requiring federal employees to make bigger contributions to their own pensions. This comes despite statistics indicating that government employees’ pensions are far more generous than those of their peers in the private sector. “What my GOP colleagues consistently overlook is the complexity and importance of government work compared to the private sector,” complained Minority Whip, Representative Steny Hoyer (D-Md). “Producing food, clothing, and shelter are the relatively simple tasks we entrust to the private sector. Regulating these tasks is more complicated, difficult, and important. Those charged with these...
  • Congresswoman Says Constitution Shouldn’t Block Necessary Legislation

    03/05/2012 11:44:15 AM PST · by John Semmens · 19 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    At a “town hall” style meeting in her district, Representative Kathy Hochul (D-NY) told constituents that First Amendment guarantees in the US Constitution “mustn’t be allowed to override Congress’ scope of action.” Asked what part of the Constitution allows government to dictate what citizens must buy in the way of health insurance, Hochul explained that “We’re not looking to the Constitution on that aspect. Remember, the Constitution is a 200-year-old document. Those who wrote it could not have anticipated all of the changes that would transpire in the future. So, those of us who are governing in the present must...
  • Navy denies the rumor they're considering the USS Sandra Fluke

    03/05/2012 11:40:18 AM PST · by GeorgiaDawg32 · 35 replies · 1+ views
    Liberal Lunacy ^ | 3/5/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM
    (Washington, D.C. - 3-5-12) The Navy has vehemently denied rumors they're considering naming a future vessel the USS Sandra Fluke. “This is simply a rumor and the Navy at this time has no plans, unless compelled by Congress, to name a vessel after this young lady.” A senior Democratic Senator, however, has a different take. He spoke anonymously: “While at this time naming a ship the USS Sandra Fluke isn't being considered, it's certainly worth discussion. We value true heroes in America and have named vessels after other American icons who have stood up for truth and justice such as...
  • Rising Gas Prices Won’t Hurt Prez, Campaign Says

    03/04/2012 1:36:53 PM PST · by John Semmens · 19 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    The prospect of gasoline prices rising to $5 per gallon or more before election day in November isn’t fazing the Obama campaign. “Voters understand that higher gas prices are necessary if we’re to wean ourselves off of fossil fuels,” said Stephanie Cutter, the president’s deputy campaign manager. “The average person wants to do the right thing, but that’s hard when gasoline is cheap. I mean who’s going to buy a Chevy Volt when its cheaper to own and operate a conventional car? Who’s going to suffer the inconveniences of public transit when driving his own car is affordable?” “The President’s...
  • Investigation of Obama’s Credentials Called Racist

    03/04/2012 11:20:18 AM PST · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s six-month long investigation into the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate recently concluded with a finding of “probable cause” to believe this document is a forgery. Arpaio said that “forensics experts were able to determine that the birth certificate released by the White House was a computer-generated collage, not a genuine copy of an actual document. The President may or may not have been born in Hawaii. The documents he has provided to-date do not serve as proof that he is eligible for the office he now holds.” While declining to address any of Arpaio’s...
  • The left lauds advertisers who left Limbaugh, demand subsidies so they can purchase products.

    03/04/2012 3:38:10 AM PST · by GeorgiaDawg32 · 27 replies
    Liberal Lunacy ^ | 3/4/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM
    (Washington, D.C. - 3-4-12) Members of the OWS movement as well as literally hundreds of people on the left are exuberant over advertisers decisions to leave the Rush Limbaugh Show. They have tweeted, blogged and facebooked over their glee at forcing Mr. Limbaugh into an apology for his insensitive, rude and socially unacceptable comments regarding the young woman who Limbaugh thoughtlessly called a “slut”. A statement will be released to the media on Monday, but they have released excerpts of the statement: “We laud the advertisers who have left the Limbaugh show and who have shown exemplary judgment in their...
  • Congresswoman Looking into Broader Health Mandate

    03/03/2012 12:29:29 PM PST · by John Semmens · 12 replies · 1+ views
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens
    Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) says the furor over the President’s declaration that all insurers must offer birth control coverage free-of-charge is “helping highlight a broader divide between those who really care about the welfare of people and those who don’t.” “Look, 90% of Catholic women use birth control,” Pelosi maintained. “This is a huge majority. In our form of government the majority rules. The President’s executive order requiring insurers to cover the cost of birth control meets the needs of this majority. Those who oppose this are placing the rights of the 10% minority ahead of the rights...
  • (VANITY) Looking for a FREEPER with YouTube Editing Skills

    03/02/2012 3:21:17 PM PST · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies
    grey_whiskers ^ | 03-02-2012 | grey_whiskers
    Seeking a FReeper with mad skillz in YouTube for a timely satire project. No pay, just the satisfaction of a job well done. Freepmail me for details.
  • Barack Obama says Win a Dinner With Sandra Fluke and Support My Re-election

    03/02/2012 12:45:20 PM PST · by RightGeek · 59 replies
    email | 3/2/2012 | Unknown
    From: Barack Obama Date: March 2, 2012 To: xxxxxxxx Subject: This hottie could be yours Reply-To: info@barackobama.com Friend -- Tomorrow night, we'll pick the first of four supporters who will get to have dinner with Sandra Fluke. The rest is up to you. I'm hoping you'll take me up on the invitation and so is Sandra. Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my guest at a swanky private dinner with Sandra. These meals are one simple thing that sets my campaign apart. The seats at her table don't belong to...
  • Newest GOP Attack on Women: Just Say No to Tampons

    03/02/2012 11:03:59 AM PST · by kanawa · 15 replies · 1+ views
    Free Wood Post ^ | February 29, 2012 | Sarah Wood
    In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide. Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule...
  • Obama's Scottish Caddy

    03/02/2012 10:19:55 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-1-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Created from an email that was sent to me...
  • Is Obama A National Treasure?

    02/29/2012 11:57:12 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 13 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DC Resident Fined for Not Recycling Newspapers

    02/29/2012 9:43:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Feb 2012 | John Semmens
    D.C. resident Patricia White has received fines, totaling $2000 for not recycling old newspapers. The Department of Public Works levied the fines after rooting through her trash and finding old newspapers in it. White tried explaining that she didn’t recycle the papers because she had used them in her cat’s litter box. “It’s not that I don’t support the idea of recycling,” White said. “I recycle plenty of other stuff. But I thought who wants to sort through cat sh*t. For health reasons alone I figured it would be better to just trash the newspapers I used in the litter...
  • What Do You Get When You Combine Liberal Ideas With ShamWow?

    02/27/2012 4:37:12 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-27-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Answer is in the dot of the "?"