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  • Florida vampire to run for president

    03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT · by Perdogg · 73 replies · 1,137+ views
    WTSP ^ | 3.15.10
    Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president. Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.