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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/27/2015 5:29:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    In honor of "National Joe Day"....heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Joe: "The United States has traded an American POW for five Taliban prisoners. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no." –David Letterman "After discovering a new dwarf planet orbiting the sun beyond Pluto, scientists have named it '2012 VP113' or 'Biden' for short. Scientists say they chose the name because the planet, like Biden, is pretty far out there." –Seth Meyers"President Obama said that his strategy for foreign policy is to be patient and determined. Which is also his strategy when it comes to Biden's bedtime." –Jimmy Fallon "On...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/20/2015 6:43:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    You were saying, Starbucks? Dennis Miller - Just ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was informed that "de-creamed" was the preferred term.~~~~~~~~~~~~With the best intentions, Starbucks recently launched a new campaign to get people talking about race. The campaign was promoted by their CEO Howard Schultz and involves a barista writing #RaceTogether on your morning cup of coffee and engaging you in a conversation about race relations.Now, that might’ve sounded like a good idea in the boardroom, but the reality is people aren’t at their best in the early morning before they’ve had their cup of the strong...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/06/2015 4:11:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    WTFashion? I don't even have to iron my shirt Someone got carried away with the three bears This chick is all legs I guess if we need music, we can always play his pants Talk about an eye sore...No matter where you go, there you can sitBoy George has really let himself go...So...this is what we've come to men? That is some serious bed headDoes anyone have time for this?What a boob
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/27/2015 4:22:42 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 47 replies
    The Paperless Future - Emma!! The small, family owned company I work for, is trying to go paperless. Not for environmental reasons, just because they don't like paper, and want to move into the age of technology. So, they are pushing hard for us to do every thing digitally and electronically now. Is it me, or is that a bit extreme, considering the mom and pop shops that we deal with, and how many of those customers won't be "digital" or may not even be electronic savy? Somehow, this logic is lost on our new management....which is the younger generation...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/20/2015 4:56:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he goes down to five meters above ground and asks a passing wanderer: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?"Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says: "You are in a downed red balloon, five meters above ground." The balloon's unhappy resident replied, "You must be an economist." "How could you possible know...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/13/2015 4:04:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Blame Someone Else Day When : The first Friday the 13th of the year What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility, or the blame, for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you! So.......if the is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/06/2015 4:26:13 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    Lame Duck Day When : Always February 6th Hey, today is everything it's quacked up to be. Lame Duck Day is set aside to give recognition to people whose tenure in a position is running out. Okay, so you are probably thinking that a "lame duck" is a duck with some sort of injury. If only that were the reason for toady! Rather, a "Lame Duck" by human, definition is a person who is in a position of some kind, and will soon be "shown the door". The best example is an incumbent politician who lost in the November...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/23/2015 4:38:03 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    Tomorrow is Beer Can Appreciation Day When : Always January 24th   Now here's a day that I can really get into! Actually, I can "get into" the stuff inside even more. What this author really appreciates, is a beer can that is full and icy cold.Beer Can Appreciation Day celebrates that great day in 1935 when beer was first sold in cans.   Okay, laugh if you will. But, believe me when I say that Beer Can Appreciation Day is a big and important day to many people.   A lot of people do not know that there's...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL STATE OF THE UNINFORMED SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/20/2015 2:37:36 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    <p>In a surprise last minute announcement, the White House has revealed that President Obama will live tweet his own State of the Union address before Congress Tuesday night. Spokesman Josh Earnest confirmed that the president will have a smartphone with him at the podium in the House chamber so he can make real time comments on Twitter as he delivers his nationally televised speech.</p>
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/16/2015 4:16:37 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    France is mad at Obama for not being at the Charlie Hebdo rally. He tried to go but didn’t make it past airport security. It’s messed up when your president fits the profile.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 84 replies
    I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/02/2015 6:55:36 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 65 replies
    It's 2015So....here are some calendars to start the year
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    #WorstHolidayTradition@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.” @ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"Hearing this, the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/05/2014 4:24:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky! Knock, knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left?     What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!   What...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I am thankful for the Friday Silliness Thread....especially when it comes early......(like on Wednesday, because Friday most people won't be around, because they'll be recovering from Thanksgiving....or worse......shopping!) So...here is some Thanksgiving humorHorn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument “felt stuffy” and he couldn’t blow air through it. It’s not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small tangerine dropped...
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    “If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? … lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass.” 18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesn’t know who he is? Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall:  “Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and I’m not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/14/2014 5:04:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    Flashback Friday Since I completely spaced out doing the OFST this week, I'm pulling from my archives. Enjoy!!! Puns & Other Word Play Many see puns as cheap humor, one-liners, or groaners, despite their prevalence in our culture. They are most often seen in the names of businesses, or advertising. Others, like the writer Jonathan Swift, see them as a challenging art form, where one shapes words like a cobbler bends leather. 'Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words,' said Swift, 'which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed...
  • Missouri police respond to Ferguson Protest Leadership’s ground rules

    11/10/2014 7:08:07 PM PST · by Beave Meister · 37 replies
    Call the Cops.net ^ | 11/10/2014
    Protest leaders from Ferguson have created a 19 point set of ground rules they expect police to follow. These rules are for when they re-start the riots after the Grand Jury makes a decision about charging officer Wilson in the death of Michael Brown. In response Missouri police have released 9 point set of rules for protestors 1. The first priority will be for protestors to remember “don’t break the law” 2. Protest leaders will communicate to all protesters the need for non-violence. Leaders will accept responsibility for any acts of violence any protesters engage in. 3. Protesters shall give...
  • Ferguson Cop ALWAYS known he won't be charged for shooting Michael Brown-his parents'll tell the UN

    11/10/2014 6:52:54 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 40 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | November 9, 2014 | Daniel Bates
    * Relatives of Brown, including parents, attack police officer who killed teen * Say his 'brazen confidence' meant he was sure he would not be punished * Darren Wilson, 28, killed Brown, 18, in Ferguson, Missouri, this August * Brown family complained about treatment of his body in report for UN * The Browns will fly to Geneva, Switzerland, to deliver document tomorrow The family of the black teenager shot dead by a white cop in Ferguson, Missouri, have claimed that he knew all along he would get away with it. Relatives of Michael Brown said that Darren Wilson had...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/07/2014 4:45:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    House of Representatives — 2008 and......................................2014 Who are the most bitter on Twitter? Bette Midler ✔ @BetteMidler - Well, we can look forward to: unregulated banks, no health care, filthy air and oceans, and WAR, WAR AND MORE WAR. Thanks, folks! Michael Moore ✔ @MMFlint - INSANE:Maj of US for gay rights, womens rights, civil rights, want climate change laws, raise min wage- then let minority elect Repub Senate Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Prediction: Republicans win control of your body. Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Well at least colorado voters decided life does not begin at your erection....
  • ***THE GET OUT THE VOTE SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/04/2014 4:51:12 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    How about some silliness to help ease the tension of the day... "A new study estimates that only 3.4 percent of Americans will vote in the midterm elections next month. But on the bright side, 100 percent will still complain about the results." –Jimmy Fallon "At a polling station while President Obama was standing next to a woman, a man shouted out, 'Hey, Mr. President, stay away from my girlfriend.' He didn't say this because Obama was flirting with her, but because his girlfriend is a Democrat running for re-election." –Conan O'Brien"Today President Obama gave a speech in California...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/31/2014 5:45:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    And now from our WTF Halloween Dept We examine the many and diverse #LiberalHalloweenTraditions Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating. Heh.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/24/2014 8:24:03 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 50 replies
    Actual Table of Contents 1. Paid Vacations for Bureaucrats Gone Wild 2. Swedish Massages for Rascally Rabbits 3. Army Creates Free First-Person Shooter the Intelligence Community Worries Could Train Terrorists 4. Mountain Lions on a Treadmill 5. Anti-Terror Grant Buys State-of-the-Art SWAT Equipment for Safest Small Town in America 6. OPM Pays Contractor To “Flush” Security Clearance Investigations “like a dead goldfish” 7. Spouses Stab Voodoo Dolls More Often When “Hungry”, Study Reveals ($331K spent) 8. Scientists Hope Gambling Monkeys Unlock Secrets of Free Will ($171K spent) 9. Subsidies for Sports Stadiums Leave Taxpayers Holding the Bill 10. Teen...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now. FREE FOR ALL
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/10/2014 5:39:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Freakin' Crazy Satire or Real story...you decide According to sources, there is an antidote for the virus.  The cure was tested at the CDC facility in Georgia this week, where an infected doctor has been nearly cured, against all odds.Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola.Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama.  The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/03/2014 6:20:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Bad Morning?More boobs than brainsJeff Gordon pranks a car salesmanWhen you gotta go...you gotta go... (wait for it...) What If The Illegals Left? Somebody really did their homework on this one. Best on the subject to present date.What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America? I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament."I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver last week. Hernandez said, "Illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy clothes. What happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go away?"Hmmm, I thought, what would happen?So...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    Why did Holder resign? Maybe he wants to hold office...or something? Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless... Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder ***********************************************************At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    In honor of Constitution week... Stupid Things Democrats Say "It's time to take back America!" ~ Joe Biden (D) Delaware, 9/1/14 Just two points... a) you've had the White House for 6 years now, take it back from "what"? b) Eric Holder says that phrase is racist.***********************************************************President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.” Well that sounds great... except for two very minor issues: 1) None of the founders were Muslim 2) We live...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 165 replies
    Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD! Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.  Try not to repeat a song title.It's harder than you think....I'll start first: Pick Your Artist: THE FIXXAre you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTIONHow do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUTDescribe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHERDescribe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIREIf you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLEYour favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATIONYour best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/05/2014 6:32:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Dear Comrades, Comrade Vice President Joseph Biden has announced that the USSA will chase The Islamic Caliphate (PBUI) ‘to the gates of hell’ with a barrage of fearsome Twitter messages and fatally ironic Instagram photos. Already successful used by the USSA State Department’s Information Directorate against the bourgeois imperialist Vladimir Putin and the Boko Haram in Nigeria, The Islamic State can soon expect to receive thousand of potentially embarrassing texts and pictures from high-capacity online accounts being prepared at the White Fortress. Throughout the USSA, countless college students have already volunteered to repost and retweet State messages, adding even...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    Thanks to Lazamataz's new book, I came across some other silliness:   ***BREAKING*** Woman Shot in her own Driveway* Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/22/2014 5:33:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Random Silliness When : On Friday, DUHDo you know someone that drives like this? Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer...
  • ***The Official Friday Silliness Thread***

    08/15/2014 5:27:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Relaxation Day When : August 15th Relaxation Day is a day to kick back and do nothing. Ahhhh! What a great day. The stresses, the hustle and bustle seemingly consumes us, every day of the year. Even Sundays are no longer days of rest and relaxation. There never seems to be a day to just kick back and relax.  For those us with a hectic lifestyle, Relaxation Day is a day to look forward to. It provides a break from the madness of your busy work and personal schedule. Todays is the day to enjoy either doing absolutely nothing,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/08/2014 5:37:32 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Things aren't always what they appear to be Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?Or if I...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/01/2014 5:50:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    Hamas Bumper Stickers These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too. Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how My other car is a bomb 80 percent of success is just blowing upBaby suicide bomber on board This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.Kill, baby, kill What car bomb would Mohammed drive?Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized "Palestinian rebels"...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/25/2014 5:52:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Culinarians Day When : July 25th Culinarians Day is a special day for anyone who cooks. That means just about everyone of us get to celebrate this day. You don't have to be a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute to celebrate this delicious day. You simply have to cook, and to enjoy the results. There's national concern over growing obesity in America. Recognizing this fact, one would think that this is a huge holiday. However, we found this to be one of the least known holidays in the country..... up to now. Not anymore! We have...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/18/2014 5:26:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Calderón, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train. As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued. Barack Obama says, "This is a fine bottle of wine Nicolas". Upon hearing this, President Nicolas Sarkozy throws out a case of France's finest wine and says, "In France, fine wine is bountiful and plenty!"Not to be outdone by Vladimir Putin, who then throws out two cases of Russia's finest Vodka, "In Russia,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/11/2014 5:57:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    Cheer Up the Lonely Day When : July 11th Cheer Up the Lonely Day is an opportunity to make a lonely person happy. Any time you can make someone happy, you've done a good thing, and should be proud of yourself. Lonely people have few friends and loved ones. They may have lost loved ones over the years. They may be elderly. They see people on an infrequent basis. Spend some time today cheering up lonely people. It's easy to do.....just spend some time with them. When you visit, bring happy things to talk about. Keep the conversation upbeat,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/03/2014 5:31:34 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Happy Independence Day FReeper FRiends!!!I am posting this on Thursday so we can have some silliness before the Holiday weekend.  Today is the anniversary of the day America broke up with England  To celebrate, I found a little song someone wrote on Tumblr:Cuz if you liked it then you shouldn’t have put your rules on itIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have put that tax on itDon’t be mad once you see our freedom hitIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have badly governed itWo oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, wo oh...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    Random Silliness anyone? Fed Up With "Frozen," 2 Dads Perform Parody Song   A good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?""Yep"."Would you like me to help you upstairs?""Yep".When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?""Yep".Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 108 replies
    This is why we can’t have nice things. The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:     This wish:     This question:     This observation:     This shocking discovery:     This history lesson:     This welcome sign:     This origin story:     This stupid question:     This very important question:     This sad fact:     This call for help:     This tragedy:     This amateur art historian:     This person’s plug struggle (puggle):     This elevator drama:     This person’s severe lack of toast:  ...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
     On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.Page 2 is critical: Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle) Hard Decisions                             Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?                            Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 124 replies
    Siri says... RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING. It's time for a workout:
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.” Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    It's Friday Silliness Time An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Love a Tree Day When: Always on May 16th It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two. Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 139 replies
    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies
    Welcome to the Silliness Thread! Just join right in, post your funny pictures, jokes, comments and random humor and it will make every ones day better. THIS JUST IN... A public school teacher was arrested today at Tampa International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didn’t mean. Here’s some hilarious texts.