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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREA***

    06/24/2016 7:29:05 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    What Democrats think this sit-in looks like vs. what this sit-in actually is Ben Shapiro  ‏@benshapiro Jun 22 Looks like Democrats want to work on the Buffet Rule. Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I'm still under the weather (bronchitis) and just don't have it in me. So it's up to you all, to carry the silliness today. I'm counting on you.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/17/2016 8:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    Since Father's Day is this weekend, here's a tribute to Dads! Dads. They helped bring you into this world and are still trying to figure out how to navigate that world through technology specifically smartphones.Now they often use texts to send their corny humor and valiant attempts at communication instead of a phone call, and as they say, father knows best...1.They dispense sage advice.2. And help temper expectations.3. They help calm you when you're scared.4. And won't take any crap.5. They'll stick by you no matter what.6. Not to mention provide for all your needs. Lead the Way!...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/10/2016 6:03:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Hillary Clinton Remix******************Wait......what?******************Creepy Dr. Phil ******************Can I get an extra hand here?******************That's a very interesting diagram...******************A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?""Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast."Oh, shit Mum,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/03/2016 5:45:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    Story Time************************************ When you're too worried about when the alarm's going off... ******************************************************A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked, May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/20/2016 6:29:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I say we go back in time..... For all those born (and growing up) in the 70's and 80'sWe were the last generation that learned to play in the streets, we are the first to have played video games, see cartoons in color & go to the amusement parks. We were the last to record songs from the radio on cassettes, and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms...We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with the Atari, SuperNintendo & believed that the Internet would be a free world all on a 56kb...
  • First Lady Michelle Obama: So Many Communities Are Becoming Play Deserts

    05/19/2016 2:33:14 PM PDT · by Nachum · 147 replies
    CNS News ^ | 5/19/16 | Melanie Hunter
    (CNSNews.com) At a summit by the Aspen Institutes Project Play, first lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday that some U.S. communities are play deserts, because they dont have sufficient opportunities for kids to participate in sports and other outdoor activities, compared to wealthy communities. So many communities are becoming play deserts, but in wealthy communities, there is a wealth of resources. You can be in field hockey, or you can learn how to swim. There are aquatic centers and -- Ive seen the difference. The disparities are amazing to me, she said. As CNSNews.com previously reported, the Obama administration coined...
  • 20 people you can bet on to be Donald Trump's vice president

    05/14/2016 10:58:35 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 133 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | May 13, 2016
    Donald Trump says theres a 40 percent chance he picks someone from this years Republican presidential field as his vice president. But the odds-on favorite to win the veepstakes: Newt Gingrich. The former speaker of the house was a perpetual thorn in the side of the Bill Clinton administration. And he sounds like hes relishing a shot at Hillary Clinton. Gingrich has lavished praise on Trump. The business mogul has not said much about the man named Newt. But oddsmakers and betting markets like Gingrinchs chances nonetheless. In this unpredictable election season, bookies have some other strange options in mind...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/13/2016 6:25:52 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....I want one of these
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/06/2016 6:21:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Who's ready for Silliness?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/22/2016 5:35:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    "Prince dying has completely ruined my day. I cant even imagine how Queen Elizabeth must feel no mother should have to bury her son." ~ Millenials of NYWho is ready for things that don't make sense? \What the duck?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/15/2016 5:44:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Who is ready for silliness?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/08/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    With that said, bring on the silliness....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/01/2016 6:12:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    In honor of the times we're living in... ********** April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain ********** Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb ********** Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~Franois VI de la Rochefoucault (16131680) ********** He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb ********** Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse! This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/18/2016 5:52:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    Donald Trump won every Republican state primary last night except for Ohio, which went to John Kasich. Trump didn't seem to mind, since, as he put it, The word Ohio is full of zeros. (It's 50 percent zeros!) ~ Fallon
  • (~‾▿‾)~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS~(‾▿‾~)

    03/11/2016 6:19:13 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 42 replies
    The Ant and The Grasshopper TRADITIONAL VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/04/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 160 replies
    This is what it's come down to...I'll take immigration for $100, Alex! All they need are little buzzers on their podiums.But, what is his tax plan? Since attendance has been down on this thread, I'm just gonna leave it to you FReepers to add your silliness here. Maybe you can push the thread to at least, 100 posts of silliness.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/26/2016 4:42:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Put on a happy face, it's Silliness time ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/19/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ~George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter5 ********** The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. ~Clare Boothe Luce ********** If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner. ~Lindsey Nelson ********** I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952 ********** A politician thinks of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    So, with that said, let's work our way toward picking up some silly... BAD PICK UP LINES Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number? If you stood in front of a mirror and held up...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/05/2016 4:47:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    Lately, I feel more and more like we are.... Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.Trump: "Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are Jews." He hesitated, "but you know, enough is enough!"Crowd: "Enough is enough!"Trump: "And as far as the Indians go, you know, the ones with the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/29/2016 4:54:23 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    A famous world statesman wanted to be remembered so he commissioned a special postage stamp which was to carry his picture. He instructed his people to design it, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and he was delighted. However, within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and this made him very annoyed. He 'phoned the stamp makers and ordered them to investigate the matter. They checked out the problem by visiting several post offices, and then they reported back...
  • Donald Trump shares bizarre image of a balding Ted Cruz

    01/21/2016 8:01:44 AM PST · by Isara · 276 replies
    Business Insider ^ | January 21, 2016 | Colin Campbell
    Property magnate Donald Trump shared a strange Twitter image on Thursday in order to mock his top primary rival, Sen. Ted Cruz....Trump, the Republican presidential front-runner, retweeted someone who had altered the cover of Cruz's book, "A Time for Truth," so that the Texas senator looked as if he were balding. The altered book's title: "A Time To Lie."Text beneath the title echoed a number of Trump's recent campaign-trail attacks against Cruz: "I am an untrustworthy person, I took loans from Wall Street and lied about it. I was in cahoots with Wall Street, also Trump was also right I...
  • McAllister: Why Did Sarah Palin Endorse Donald Trump?

    01/20/2016 8:11:20 AM PST · by Isara · 61 replies
    Conservative Review ^ | January 20th, 2016 | D.C. McAllister
    Last night, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump’s “very special guest,” endorsed him at Iowa State University. Of course, a lot of people are shocked that she would endorse him over Ted Cruz. She’s the Tea Party darling after all, standing for conservative values from supporting gun rights to defunding Obamacare. Cruz communications director Rick Tyler said earlier Tuesday that the campaign would be very disappointed if Palin supported Trump because she:...has been a champion of the conservative cause and if she was going to endorse Donald Trump, sadly she would be endorsing someone who's held progressive views all their life on...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/15/2016 4:48:30 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    So...I don't need to buy a Powerball ticket, because I already seem to have my fortune waiting for me.... Dearly Beloved Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ Amen! With a heart heavy laden I write this email to you. I am Mrs. Tumelo Tebogo, (Widow) from South Africa. I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to Mr. Masego Tebogo (A Rich Business Man). Before his sudden death in a fatal motor accident we were married for twenty years without a child. Besides, we were both true Christians before died and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/08/2016 4:47:52 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    By Executive Order, your attendance and participation on The Official Friday Silliness Thread,will be made mandatory EVERY Friday. If you do not participate, there will be silliness to pay!! One of the perennial arguments in the gun-control debate is pro-gun-control demagogues saying that guns should be licensed just like cars, expecting their listeners to have never thought abut how the two actually compare and thus convince people that still more gun laws are a good idea. Gun owners naturally turn around and point out embarrassing things such as, if guns were licensed just like cars are:* anyone could own...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/23/2015 5:13:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    Due to the Christmas holiday, The Official Friday Silliness Thread, will be closed on Friday. However, there will be plenty of silliness for sale today!!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/18/2015 5:03:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    Come over to the Merry side... Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi~Q: What do you call 5 siths heaped on top of a lightsaber?A: A Sith-Kabob!~Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!~Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks~Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.~Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb.~Q: And why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?A: Because he’s always...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/11/2015 4:52:42 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 160 replies
    Who's naughty? Who's nice? 1.This elf who's clearly had too much to drink.2.This elf who won't hesitate to murder some Barbie dolls.3.This elf who watched Silence of the Lambs one too many times.4.This elf who quit gift-making to become a ladies' man.5.This elf who's feeling a bit devious. 6.This elf who didn't think twice before he put his you know what in a box.7.This narcissistic elf.8.This elf who wants to make angels.9.This elf who has taken the game of tag too far.10.This elf who has an addiction problem.11.This elf who's enjoying his white privilege.12.This elf who likes a good office...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/04/2015 5:04:57 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    Due to a miscommunication at a marketing meeting we are not so proud to reveal the Dave Advent ColanderLooks can be deceiving...This is why we can't have nice things Holiday Dinners are so fun at my house!Every day...Hey, if Obama can reuse and recycle photo-ops, I say we should be able to recycle photoshops. Click pic for the "Caption This" thread. This morning my husband finished a piece of artwork he was working on and yelled to me: "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama depicting the last seven years of the Obama Administration!" I yelled...
  • Is Obama Criminally Insane? (call to pressure Cruz to initiate impeachment)

    12/03/2015 2:33:26 PM PST · by LucienCA13 · 58 replies
    To The Point News ^ | 12/03/2015 | Dr. Jack Wheeler
    snip "It is now far too dangerous for our personal and national security to be governed by a president who is clearly and criminally losing his marbles."
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    My message to our government and all terroristsRight? Dear Family and Friends! I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue ( PIST-AWF ). For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to: Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/13/2015 4:56:19 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Modern Educayshun Ready for Christmas? Make It So Right? HAPPY NOW?
  • Who would you follow into battle?

    11/11/2015 6:36:20 AM PST · by nikos1121 · 84 replies
    11/11/2015 | Nikos1121
    I think debating is one thing... but doing and leading is another. The two are different as night and day. Someone can have a great debate, e.g. Td Cruz always debates well, he's about as professional as it gets at it, but does he possess the trait that leaders have, i.e. that people will instinctively follow them? We hear that Jeb Bush did well last night, but will it change his persona of someone who might have the math down, but doesn't have the instincts when the going gets tough? I bet the people at Apple would follow Steve Jobs...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/06/2015 4:19:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 72 replies
    Marooned Without a Compass Day & Saxaphone Day Date When Celebrated : Always November 6 Marooned Without a Compass Day is today. Which direction will you take today? How is your sense of direction? Do you often find yourself going around in circles? Do you feel hopelessly lost? Do you know where you are? If any of these questions describe your current state of being, then you are in tune to this special day. As a Boy Scout leader, this author sees this special day as no problem at all. We'll just navigate the day (and night) by the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/30/2015 5:28:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak. I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown ****** Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider******'Tis now the very witching...
  • Happy Birthday Hillary - Silliness Thread

    10/26/2015 8:59:11 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Just because we need silliness, on this day...****** Hillary, do you have any idea what the people want? Do you understand what it takes to run a country? Show us how you spend your free timeHow do you feel about the children?What do you think about your scandals?How is your relationship with Bill? Do you honestly think people want you to be President? She's doing whatever she can, to not look her age and to appeal to the youth...It will take a lot more than some drug, to get me to vote for this wretched woman....Like Hell freezing over.************And this...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/23/2015 5:39:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Just random Silliness today, cuz I'm too busy napping....******************************
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/09/2015 6:27:44 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Come at me...************Mike Portnoy "Name That Tune" on Hello Kitty Drum Kit ****** These 25 facts youre about to read sound totally false, but go ahead and check for yourself. #1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.#2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.#3. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theatres.#4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company.#5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States.#6. There are more stars in space...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/02/2015 5:55:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    ************What a last name...************Mars: Im wet.Earth: Im coming over.************ ************House Speaker John Boehner announced that he is resigning from Congress. When he heard Congress lost Boehner, John McCain said, Oh I got a little blue pill for that. No, BOEHNER. We lost House Speaker Boehner!" It's pronounced Bay-ner. ~ Fallon************************After their meeting got off to a tense start, Obama and Putin wound up talking for 90 minutes, and Putin described the talks as "surprisingly open." Putin said it was the most productive conversation he'd ever had with someone who wasn't tied to a chair. ~ Fallon************************"On Friday, despite our...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/25/2015 6:14:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 65 replies
    is it me, or did anyone listening to the Pope speak, expect him to say "It's a-me, Mario!"? ****** "Pope Francis was named Time magazine's person of the year, and today he performed his first miracle he got people to buy Time magazine." Conan O'Brien******"Pope Francis revealed that he used to work as a nightclub bouncer. In the same interview he announced that on Tuesday night ladies get into heaven for free." Conan O'Brien******"According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the most viewed profile...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/18/2015 6:00:01 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    A RECAP OF THE DEBATES The moderators kept it sizzlingAnd throughout the night, the candidates connected..........awkwardly And the audience reaction, every time the RINO candidates spoke?It is interesting how those in the bottom tier (10% or less) and in the 1st debate, still think they have any chance of winning.....at all. But...... onto what happened at the little kids table Lindsey Graham had trouble being relevant, maybe he had too much on his mind? Every time Jindal spoke, I couldn't help thinking of this: Why is George Pataki even there? He doesn't even sound like a Republican,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/11/2015 6:13:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    That is all
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    09/04/2015 5:55:01 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 46 replies
    14 Obnoxious Things We Can Finally Stop Doing Now That Summer's Over Thanks for everything, Summer. Don't come back for another 12 months, m'kay?1. Being punched in the face by sunlight at 5 am. Dear Sun. Some of us would like to sleep in until 7. K-thx. 2. Worrying about whether there may or may not be a visible hair on your legs. Bring on jeans, leggings, and never, ever having to bandage bloody nicks. 3. Feeling like you have to do something EVERY SECOND OF EVERY WEEKEND. Sometimes I just want to sit in my dark, den of a...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/28/2015 5:54:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    Donald Trump‬ goes vogue‬ in his press conference. *** I love God. He's a builder. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble. But He did a nice job. #TrumpBible *** I have a lot of Jewish friends. Jesus is one of them. Great guy. Cherishes women. The blacks love him. The Hispanics love him. #TrumpBible *** "I'm gonna build a pyramid and I'm going to do it without letting your people go." #trumpbible *** "Jesus wasn't a martyr. He's a martyr because he was crucified. I like people that weren't crucified, ok I...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/21/2015 5:58:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    "FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS: 2015" A Bad Lip Reading of The Republican Debate Today is Bill Clinton's birthday. Hillary sent Bill an e-birthday card and out of habit she immediately deleted it. ~ Conan*** Today, Hillary Clinton released an ad that emphasized her humble economic background. In the ad she says, "Just 15 years ago, my family and I were evicted from our house." ~ Conan***Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/14/2015 6:35:40 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    This week, in the news.... Oddly shaped weather map sends WGN Morning News into fits of laughter FROM REPORTS ACROSS TOWN.... Hillary Clinton has a $350 billion plan that she says will make college more affordable. Which has to be better than my parents' plan to make college affordable: Be good at sports. ~ Fallon*** Liberal Democrat Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot. ~ Conan***A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    Did you know there are 17 Democrats who have declared their candidacy? Let's see.... Clinton - "At this point, what difference does it make?"*Pretty much sums up all of her scandals and atrocities. Bernie Sanders - "when one thinks about the long march of human history, it is no small thing that democratic countries like Finland exist that operate under egalitarian principles, which have virtually abolished poverty, which provide almost-free healthcare to all, and free education through graduate school." *People with brains, do not want a self described socialist. ...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/31/2015 5:41:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Quick...let's all be silly! RANDOM SILLINESS BEGINS......NOW.... White man problems... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident."Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'' "That...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/24/2015 5:49:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    It's summer time....and boy it's getting crowded out there... Obama was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Every time he moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, ''Hey, could you go walk the dog?''Arriving at the...