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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/31/2015 5:41:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    Quick...let's all be silly! RANDOM SILLINESS BEGINS......NOW.... White man problems... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident."Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'' "That...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/24/2015 5:49:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    It's summer time....and boy it's getting crowded out there... Obama was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Every time he moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, ''Hey, could you go walk the dog?''Arriving at the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/17/2015 6:22:57 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work. I've been in Consistent, but not on a regular basis.      I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/10/2015 6:20:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Random silliness anyone? I liked the story of Lot and his wife. On the day they were to leave Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot and his wife and children were leaving the house. Lots wife: “Lot, I can't believe that you offered up your beautiful daughters to those men to protect men we don't even know. What kind of a man are you to do such a thing? Now, after all the time wandering in the desert, you say we have to leave home here and move off into the wilderness again, I swear, I think I married the wrong...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/12/2015 6:03:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 88 replies
      My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "butthead". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/05/2015 5:43:10 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    Some OXYMORONS to contemplate ....Some old…some new…1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/29/2015 5:57:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    It's that time of year again.... After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear David, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/22/2015 5:42:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    In Obama's world - our military's top priority is to fight the weather.  PRESIDENT OBAMA: Climate change is one of those most severe threats. This is not just a problem for countries on the coasts or for certain regions of the world. Climate change will impact every country on the planet. No nation is immune. So I am here today to say that climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security, an immediate risk to our national security. And make no mistake, it will impact how our military defends our country. So we need to act and we need...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/01/2015 5:39:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 93 replies
    May DayDate When Celebrated: Always May 1st May Day, the first of May is celebrated around the world. It has a number of meanings. In many other countries it is a celebration of spring and the coming of summer. It is celebrated with many spring flowers, many of them blooming right in your own backyard. To communist and socialist countries, it is a celebration for the workers. In many countries it is celebrated as part of a one to three day holiday. Of particular note, it is not a national holiday in the United States, except in Hawaii where...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/24/2015 5:51:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Listen up all you Young Whipper Snappers ~You all know, I have been a retired for a long time. I've become very bored so decided to open a medical clinic. I put a sign up outside that said: "Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."My neighbor, a 'young' doctor, was positive that this 'old geezer' didn't know beans about medicine, and thought it would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  So he visited my clinic ... 'Old Dr. Geezer's Clinic'. This is what transpired: He told me, "Old Dr. Geezer,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/17/2015 5:20:55 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    So, you're campaigning to be President of the United States, and your idea of "being one of the people" is to walk into a restaurant, with your sunglasses on, incognito? No hand shaking, no talking with customers, no mingling with the people...And no one recognizes you? LOL...... too funny This is what four days of inane Clinton-Chipotle coverage looks like On Monday, Hillary Clinton popped into a Chipotle in Ohio, sending reverberations through the 2016 race. What did the former secretary of state order? And what did her order mean? Did a side of hot sauce signify a fiery...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 100 replies
     We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S. U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama SummitJeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be ‘LGBTQ+’    A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ FallonA new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/03/2015 6:56:25 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    Because of so much intolerance on the internet, lately....I say today is a good day for a..... Free For All!!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/27/2015 5:29:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    In honor of "National Joe Day"....heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Joe: "The United States has traded an American POW for five Taliban prisoners. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no." –David Letterman "After discovering a new dwarf planet orbiting the sun beyond Pluto, scientists have named it '2012 VP113' or 'Biden' for short. Scientists say they chose the name because the planet, like Biden, is pretty far out there." –Seth Meyers"President Obama said that his strategy for foreign policy is to be patient and determined. Which is also his strategy when it comes to Biden's bedtime." –Jimmy Fallon "On...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/20/2015 6:43:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    You were saying, Starbucks? Dennis Miller - Just ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was informed that "de-creamed" was the preferred term.~~~~~~~~~~~~With the best intentions, Starbucks recently launched a new campaign to get people talking about race. The campaign was promoted by their CEO Howard Schultz and involves a barista writing #RaceTogether on your morning cup of coffee and engaging you in a conversation about race relations.Now, that might’ve sounded like a good idea in the boardroom, but the reality is people aren’t at their best in the early morning before they’ve had their cup of the strong...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/06/2015 4:11:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    WTFashion? I don't even have to iron my shirt Someone got carried away with the three bears This chick is all legs I guess if we need music, we can always play his pants Talk about an eye sore...No matter where you go, there you can sitBoy George has really let himself go...So...this is what we've come to men? That is some serious bed headDoes anyone have time for this?What a boob
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/27/2015 4:22:42 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 47 replies
    The Paperless Future - Emma!! The small, family owned company I work for, is trying to go paperless. Not for environmental reasons, just because they don't like paper, and want to move into the age of technology. So, they are pushing hard for us to do every thing digitally and electronically now. Is it me, or is that a bit extreme, considering the mom and pop shops that we deal with, and how many of those customers won't be "digital" or may not even be electronic savy? Somehow, this logic is lost on our new management....which is the younger generation...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/20/2015 4:56:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he goes down to five meters above ground and asks a passing wanderer: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?"Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says: "You are in a downed red balloon, five meters above ground." The balloon's unhappy resident replied, "You must be an economist." "How could you possible know...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/13/2015 4:04:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Blame Someone Else Day When : The first Friday the 13th of the year What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility, or the blame, for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you! So.......if the is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/06/2015 4:26:13 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    Lame Duck Day When : Always February 6th Hey, today is everything it's quacked up to be. Lame Duck Day is set aside to give recognition to people whose tenure in a position is running out. Okay, so you are probably thinking that a "lame duck" is a duck with some sort of injury. If only that were the reason for toady! Rather, a "Lame Duck" by human, definition is a person who is in a position of some kind, and will soon be "shown the door". The best example is an incumbent politician who lost in the November...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/23/2015 4:38:03 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    Tomorrow is Beer Can Appreciation Day When : Always January 24th   Now here's a day that I can really get into! Actually, I can "get into" the stuff inside even more. What this author really appreciates, is a beer can that is full and icy cold.Beer Can Appreciation Day celebrates that great day in 1935 when beer was first sold in cans.   Okay, laugh if you will. But, believe me when I say that Beer Can Appreciation Day is a big and important day to many people.   A lot of people do not know that there's...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL STATE OF THE UNINFORMED SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/20/2015 2:37:36 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    <p>In a surprise last minute announcement, the White House has revealed that President Obama will live tweet his own State of the Union address before Congress Tuesday night. Spokesman Josh Earnest confirmed that the president will have a smartphone with him at the podium in the House chamber so he can make real time comments on Twitter as he delivers his nationally televised speech.</p>
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/16/2015 4:16:37 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    France is mad at Obama for not being at the Charlie Hebdo rally. He tried to go but didn’t make it past airport security. It’s messed up when your president fits the profile.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 84 replies
    I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/02/2015 6:55:36 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 65 replies
    It's 2015So....here are some calendars to start the year
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    #WorstHolidayTradition@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.” @ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"Hearing this, the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/05/2014 4:24:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky! Knock, knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left?     What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!   What...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I am thankful for the Friday Silliness Thread....especially when it comes early......(like on Wednesday, because Friday most people won't be around, because they'll be recovering from Thanksgiving....or worse......shopping!) So...here is some Thanksgiving humorHorn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument “felt stuffy” and he couldn’t blow air through it. It’s not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small tangerine dropped...
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    “If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? … lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass.” 18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesn’t know who he is? Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall:  “Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and I’m not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/14/2014 5:04:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    Flashback Friday Since I completely spaced out doing the OFST this week, I'm pulling from my archives. Enjoy!!! Puns & Other Word Play Many see puns as cheap humor, one-liners, or groaners, despite their prevalence in our culture. They are most often seen in the names of businesses, or advertising. Others, like the writer Jonathan Swift, see them as a challenging art form, where one shapes words like a cobbler bends leather. 'Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words,' said Swift, 'which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed...
  • Missouri police respond to Ferguson Protest Leadership’s ground rules

    11/10/2014 7:08:07 PM PST · by Beave Meister · 37 replies
    Call the Cops.net ^ | 11/10/2014
    Protest leaders from Ferguson have created a 19 point set of ground rules they expect police to follow. These rules are for when they re-start the riots after the Grand Jury makes a decision about charging officer Wilson in the death of Michael Brown. In response Missouri police have released 9 point set of rules for protestors 1. The first priority will be for protestors to remember “don’t break the law” 2. Protest leaders will communicate to all protesters the need for non-violence. Leaders will accept responsibility for any acts of violence any protesters engage in. 3. Protesters shall give...
  • Ferguson Cop ALWAYS known he won't be charged for shooting Michael Brown-his parents'll tell the UN

    11/10/2014 6:52:54 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 40 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | November 9, 2014 | Daniel Bates
    * Relatives of Brown, including parents, attack police officer who killed teen * Say his 'brazen confidence' meant he was sure he would not be punished * Darren Wilson, 28, killed Brown, 18, in Ferguson, Missouri, this August * Brown family complained about treatment of his body in report for UN * The Browns will fly to Geneva, Switzerland, to deliver document tomorrow The family of the black teenager shot dead by a white cop in Ferguson, Missouri, have claimed that he knew all along he would get away with it. Relatives of Michael Brown said that Darren Wilson had...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/07/2014 4:45:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    House of Representatives — 2008 and......................................2014 Who are the most bitter on Twitter? Bette Midler ✔ @BetteMidler - Well, we can look forward to: unregulated banks, no health care, filthy air and oceans, and WAR, WAR AND MORE WAR. Thanks, folks! Michael Moore ✔ @MMFlint - INSANE:Maj of US for gay rights, womens rights, civil rights, want climate change laws, raise min wage- then let minority elect Repub Senate Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Prediction: Republicans win control of your body. Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Well at least colorado voters decided life does not begin at your erection....
  • ***THE GET OUT THE VOTE SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/04/2014 4:51:12 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    How about some silliness to help ease the tension of the day... "A new study estimates that only 3.4 percent of Americans will vote in the midterm elections next month. But on the bright side, 100 percent will still complain about the results." –Jimmy Fallon "At a polling station while President Obama was standing next to a woman, a man shouted out, 'Hey, Mr. President, stay away from my girlfriend.' He didn't say this because Obama was flirting with her, but because his girlfriend is a Democrat running for re-election." –Conan O'Brien"Today President Obama gave a speech in California...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/31/2014 5:45:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    And now from our WTF Halloween Dept We examine the many and diverse #LiberalHalloweenTraditions Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating. Heh.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/24/2014 8:24:03 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 50 replies
    Actual Table of Contents 1. Paid Vacations for Bureaucrats Gone Wild 2. Swedish Massages for Rascally Rabbits 3. Army Creates Free First-Person Shooter the Intelligence Community Worries Could Train Terrorists 4. Mountain Lions on a Treadmill 5. Anti-Terror Grant Buys State-of-the-Art SWAT Equipment for Safest Small Town in America 6. OPM Pays Contractor To “Flush” Security Clearance Investigations “like a dead goldfish” 7. Spouses Stab Voodoo Dolls More Often When “Hungry”, Study Reveals ($331K spent) 8. Scientists Hope Gambling Monkeys Unlock Secrets of Free Will ($171K spent) 9. Subsidies for Sports Stadiums Leave Taxpayers Holding the Bill 10. Teen...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now. FREE FOR ALL
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/10/2014 5:39:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Freakin' Crazy Satire or Real story...you decide According to sources, there is an antidote for the virus.  The cure was tested at the CDC facility in Georgia this week, where an infected doctor has been nearly cured, against all odds.Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola.Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama.  The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/03/2014 6:20:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Bad Morning?More boobs than brainsJeff Gordon pranks a car salesmanWhen you gotta go...you gotta go... (wait for it...) What If The Illegals Left? Somebody really did their homework on this one. Best on the subject to present date.What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America? I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament."I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver last week. Hernandez said, "Illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy clothes. What happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go away?"Hmmm, I thought, what would happen?So...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    Why did Holder resign? Maybe he wants to hold office...or something? Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless... Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder ***********************************************************At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    In honor of Constitution week... Stupid Things Democrats Say "It's time to take back America!" ~ Joe Biden (D) Delaware, 9/1/14 Just two points... a) you've had the White House for 6 years now, take it back from "what"? b) Eric Holder says that phrase is racist.***********************************************************President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.” Well that sounds great... except for two very minor issues: 1) None of the founders were Muslim 2) We live...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 165 replies
    Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD! Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.  Try not to repeat a song title.It's harder than you think....I'll start first: Pick Your Artist: THE FIXXAre you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTIONHow do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUTDescribe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHERDescribe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIREIf you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLEYour favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATIONYour best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/05/2014 6:32:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Dear Comrades, Comrade Vice President Joseph Biden has announced that the USSA will chase The Islamic Caliphate (PBUI) ‘to the gates of hell’ with a barrage of fearsome Twitter messages and fatally ironic Instagram photos. Already successful used by the USSA State Department’s Information Directorate against the bourgeois imperialist Vladimir Putin and the Boko Haram in Nigeria, The Islamic State can soon expect to receive thousand of potentially embarrassing texts and pictures from high-capacity online accounts being prepared at the White Fortress. Throughout the USSA, countless college students have already volunteered to repost and retweet State messages, adding even...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    Thanks to Lazamataz's new book, I came across some other silliness:   ***BREAKING*** Woman Shot in her own Driveway* Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/22/2014 5:33:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Random Silliness When : On Friday, DUHDo you know someone that drives like this? Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer...
  • ***The Official Friday Silliness Thread***

    08/15/2014 5:27:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Relaxation Day When : August 15th Relaxation Day is a day to kick back and do nothing. Ahhhh! What a great day. The stresses, the hustle and bustle seemingly consumes us, every day of the year. Even Sundays are no longer days of rest and relaxation. There never seems to be a day to just kick back and relax.  For those us with a hectic lifestyle, Relaxation Day is a day to look forward to. It provides a break from the madness of your busy work and personal schedule. Todays is the day to enjoy either doing absolutely nothing,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/08/2014 5:37:32 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Things aren't always what they appear to be Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?Or if I...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/01/2014 5:50:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    Hamas Bumper Stickers These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too. Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how My other car is a bomb 80 percent of success is just blowing upBaby suicide bomber on board This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.Kill, baby, kill What car bomb would Mohammed drive?Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized "Palestinian rebels"...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/25/2014 5:52:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Culinarians Day When : July 25th Culinarians Day is a special day for anyone who cooks. That means just about everyone of us get to celebrate this day. You don't have to be a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute to celebrate this delicious day. You simply have to cook, and to enjoy the results. There's national concern over growing obesity in America. Recognizing this fact, one would think that this is a huge holiday. However, we found this to be one of the least known holidays in the country..... up to now. Not anymore! We have...