Free Republic 1st Qtr 2024 Fundraising Target: $81,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $74,893
92%  
Woo hoo!! And we're now over 92%!! Thank you everyone!! God bless.

Keyword: silliness

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/18/2014 5:26:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Calderón, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train. As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued. Barack Obama says, "This is a fine bottle of wine Nicolas". Upon hearing this, President Nicolas Sarkozy throws out a case of France's finest wine and says, "In France, fine wine is bountiful and plenty!"Not to be outdone by Vladimir Putin, who then throws out two cases of Russia's finest Vodka, "In Russia,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/11/2014 5:57:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    Cheer Up the Lonely Day When : July 11th Cheer Up the Lonely Day is an opportunity to make a lonely person happy. Any time you can make someone happy, you've done a good thing, and should be proud of yourself. Lonely people have few friends and loved ones. They may have lost loved ones over the years. They may be elderly. They see people on an infrequent basis. Spend some time today cheering up lonely people. It's easy to do.....just spend some time with them. When you visit, bring happy things to talk about. Keep the conversation upbeat,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/03/2014 5:31:34 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Happy Independence Day FReeper FRiends!!!I am posting this on Thursday so we can have some silliness before the Holiday weekend.  Today is the anniversary of the day America broke up with England  To celebrate, I found a little song someone wrote on Tumblr:Cuz if you liked it then you shouldn’t have put your rules on itIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have put that tax on itDon’t be mad once you see our freedom hitIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have badly governed itWo oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, wo oh...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    Random Silliness anyone? Fed Up With "Frozen," 2 Dads Perform Parody Song   A good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?""Yep"."Would you like me to help you upstairs?""Yep".When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?""Yep".Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 108 replies
    This is why we can’t have nice things. The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:     This wish:     This question:     This observation:     This shocking discovery:     This history lesson:     This welcome sign:     This origin story:     This stupid question:     This very important question:     This sad fact:     This call for help:     This tragedy:     This amateur art historian:     This person’s plug struggle (puggle):     This elevator drama:     This person’s severe lack of toast:  ...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
     On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.Page 2 is critical: Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle) Hard Decisions                             Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?                            Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 124 replies
    Siri says... RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING. It's time for a workout:
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.” Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    It's Friday Silliness Time An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Love a Tree Day When: Always on May 16th It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two. Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 139 replies
    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies
    Welcome to the Silliness Thread! Just join right in, post your funny pictures, jokes, comments and random humor and it will make every ones day better. THIS JUST IN... A public school teacher was arrested today at Tampa International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didn’t mean. Here’s some hilarious texts.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/18/2014 5:38:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver.The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.'Oh my word, thank you,' said the taxi driver.Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,' said the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious. 2.) Fair point. 3.) Well, he’s not wrong. 4.) Now THAT’S how you math. 5.) Touche. 6.) A+ 7.) That teacher is heartless. 8.) I love...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 132 replies
    Random silliness anyone?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/21/2014 5:57:41 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Mysterious Light On Saturn Moon. (crash of the Mayalsia jet?) As the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines flight drags into its 12th day without tangible progress, Internet sleuths are looking for answers. Any answers. From anyone.The characteristically outspoken Courtney Love was the latest self-styled expert to weigh in with her theory last night on Twitter — which is marvelously evidence-based (!), as far as such theories go. Love, one of the thousands of people scouring crowdsourced satellite site Tomnod for signs of the plane, thinks it crashed into the ocean a mile from the small Malaysian island of Pulau Perak....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    Today's lesson, from Common (Commie) Core Let's start out with English and Language Arts Reading Time! Church Ladies Typewriters. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. --------------------------...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/07/2014 4:43:41 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    For those who believe anything...(I got this in an email): Dear Customer!!! We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirm able Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential Location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your package. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $750,000.00 USD, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but can ship Bank Drafts. The package is registered...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/28/2014 4:09:28 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies
      A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around...