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  • The Twelve Days of Christmas (Election Edition)

    12/12/2016 2:42:06 PM PST · by rightwingintelligentsia · 20 replies
    December 12, 2016 | Me
    On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Four-letter words, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Five...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/09/2016 4:55:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    I am sure everyone knows about "Ugly Christmas Sweaters" and all the hoopla surrounding them. I want to start a collection of "ugly Christmas memes". I will start it off with a couple, everyone post your favorite......I actually want this one My kids are creeped out by Elf on the Shelf
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/02/2016 5:32:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    Takin' the kids to see Santa, be like... Look How Jolly He Is…2. Santa That Look Really Will Scare The Kids…3. Another Jolly Santa4. Is it me, or does his smile seem out of place here?5. Hey Santa… I think you forgot something… I mean someone…6. Hurry, snap the pic before she gets away…7. She's. Not. Liking. It.8. Santa thinking...."well, this is just ruining the mood"9. All together now...10. Santa You Look Tired?11. Santa is wayyyy too happy here12. Santa Your Shades Don’t Help…13. I don't trust you Santa....14. Santa When You’re Hopeless Making The Baby Smile… Cry Along...
  • The Secretary of State Kerfuffle. Obvious Choice Only one: (Vanity)

    11/27/2016 7:37:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 52 replies
    KellyAnne Conway. Loyal. Smart. Articulate. Worldly. Wise. Succinct. Attractive. Winner. Deplorable. Come on Trump Team. See It.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/23/2016 4:47:16 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    Because Friday is Black Friday, and most folks are out and about, or just sleeping it off...This weeks silliness,will be brought to you, today! And here are some tips to make Thanksgiving successful: Don't listen to the media, they often are incorrect.*****Avoid getting too close to a turkey.Get your turkey good and dizzy, so he's easier to catch Make sure to wear the proper attire for your feast.*****Share your meal with friends and family.*****If you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Gay Parade, mute the TV and play a heavy metal song to go with the Broadway performances. It's hilarious.*****Remember to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/18/2016 4:46:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    And this week, in silliness.... ********** ***** *****Too cloudy to see the Supermoon? Place a tortilla on your window for an authentic experience **********Scary accurate...**********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/11/2016 4:37:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    I made it to silliness.... ***** ***** ********** **********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/04/2016 5:43:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    Today's Challenge should be fun for everyone.... DESCRIBE THE 2016 ELECTION WITH A GIF *****The 2016 presidential election is in exactly one week! One weak Republican, and one weak Democrat. That’s right, there’s exactly one week until Election Day, and this is probably a bad sign, but that’s where the calendar just stops. ~ Seth Meyers********** Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” ~ Colbert...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/28/2016 5:51:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 63 replies
    What are YOU going to be for Halloween? Here are some ideas.... *****PROS & CONS OF HALLOWEEN*************** KEVIN & JIMMY VISIT HAUNTED HOUSE***** **********INSTAGRAMS COSTUMES************************* ***************
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/21/2016 5:45:37 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    R.I.P. And, one for Bill. #FALLSONGS***************MORE #FALLSONGS**********EVEN MORE #FALLSONGS******************************Halloween Tip:
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/07/2016 5:45:06 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 41 replies
    And now, for some random silliness... *****Headline Fail *****SMOD 2016 WH PRESS SECRETARY ‏@weknowwhatsbestFEMA is flying Tim Kaine to Florida where Hurricane Matthew will make landfall to see if he can interrupt it.***************It's good to be prepared ***** Hold my beer.... ***** Anyone up for a swim? **********  
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/30/2016 6:04:57 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    September 30th is International Translation Day Will someone translate this election, please?*****Translator gets 400 words to translate.Client: How long will it take?Translator: About a week.Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days.Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.**********Two translators on a ship are talking.“Can you swim?” asks one.“No” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.”**********The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
    September 23rd is Bisexuality Day This thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.*****We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary**********The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest**********If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.**********I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.**********Did you hear about the bisexual support group? It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe,...
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies
    When You See It..... Well Played, Bookstore Now, that's what you call a textbook Rick Roll.***** Rock Star It takes a lot of stones to do something like this.***** Double Take She's so sassy, she's double sassy.***** Fun Fact If you say "Beetlejuice" out loud, three times, Lady Gaga will photo bomb you.***** Background Check He wears glasses because he's "Far Sided"***** D-Neck This is the opposite of a v-neck, if you know what I mean.***** Purrfect Just the Way She Is I wonder what this adorable kitty's name is? I hope it's Eileen.***** Did Nazi That Coming Too soon?...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/09/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    It's not just any Friday Silliness....**** I almost want to know the reason for why this sign was needed...**** So conflicted...**** I am not shore what they mean Maybe I need to surf the net to find out water they docking aboat ****Brilliant Pieces of Furniture Made from Recycled Car Parts **** Right?**** Go granny....it's your birthday...**** Ewwww 31 Pumpkin Spice Abominations That Will Bring Society To Its Knees****
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/02/2016 6:10:46 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    ************SJW offended by Hula Dancing Bobble Doll - like, can you remove it, like it's offensive, and like I'm sooo valley girl....like yeh, like......omg....like I'm offended.************
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/26/2016 5:54:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    ********Now, for today's demonstration****************Just why? **** Who wore it better? Hillary or Rand McNally News Fails Quote from Stabber, "I done stabbed you."**** No. **** Why is the flashlight there?**** This reminds me of my first mystery novel: A Murder Most Permanent.**** How do you get that job? **** I'm guessing someone's gonna finish that haircut around the same time they give him a free orange jumpsuit. ****There are days, and there are days...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    ********73 Bad Puns In 5 Minutes********************************I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!**** ****So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.A blind man walks into a bar....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Impressive Chinese Dive Why is that pool green? It could be algae. Or maybe …. Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, MidoriPool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtickSecret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspectionMany people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promiseSynchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we meanGFP GMOsWater actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths“Blood-colored” feels a little too...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/05/2016 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 38 replies
    Let the games begin! President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts Twitter Olympics Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics ********Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics **** "Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics ********Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics ****Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics ****The 30,000 email delete...