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    12/16/2011 4:39:41 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    There....my lights are hung Now to come up with some Christmas Tree ideas:   Two Idiotic Reactions to Freezing Weather: [Don't try these at home] 1) This is a true story about John Porter, from New York State, USA, whose pipes in his home froze one winter.  Anxious to unfreeze them, Mr Porter backed his car up to an open window so that the exhaust would warm up the house.A little while later and Porter, his wife and their three children had to be rushed to hospital suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.2) George Gibbs, from Columbus, Ohio, suffered second-degree...
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    12/09/2011 4:50:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies · 3+ views
    Christmas Card Day Always on December 9th.....Honors Sir Henry Cole (1818 - 1874) of England. Cole created the first commercial Christmas Card in 1843. Just a few decades ago, sending Christmas cards through the mail was a holiday "must". Sending cards through the mail continues to be very popular. The cost and time for writing and sending cards has caused many people to stop sending them. Free Ecards have surged in popularity. Animated Christmas and seasonal Ecards have made sending and receiving them a lot of fun.  Today is  a good day to send out your Christmas cards and holiday...
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    12/02/2011 4:49:32 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies · 1+ views
    How many are done with their Christmas shopping? In a small southern town, she saw a 'Nativity Scene' that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered her: The three wise men were all wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, she left. At a quickie mart on the edge of town, she asked the gentleman behind the counter about the helmets. He exploded into a rage, yelling at her, 'You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!' She assured him that indeed she did, but simply...
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    11/23/2011 5:01:14 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies · 4+ views
    I am thankful for the Friday Silliness Thread....especially when it comes early......(like on Wednesday, because Friday most people won't be around, because they'll be recovering from Thanksgiving....or worse......shopping!) So...here is some Thanksgiving humor Horn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument “felt stuffy” and he couldn’t blow air through it. It’s not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small...
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    11/18/2011 4:53:26 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    You are getting very.....sleepy...... Hmmmm...this goes right along with what's happening in our world today.... November 18th is Occult Day! Occult Day is a mysterious day, outside the realm of the normal and natural world. Concealed, secret, hidden, mysterious, un-natural. These are all words to describe the world of Occult. Astrology should readily come to mind. Alchemy, too. Many secret groups are occults.   How do you partake and enjoy Occult Day? It's a cinch! Join or start a secret society. Get out the ouija board. Visit an Astrologer. Or just sign on to get emails from the DNC...
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    11/11/2011 5:04:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 58 replies
    11/11/11 : Welcome to the Age of Prophecy and Mass Stupidity Significance of 11/11/11 Based on past calendar dates such as 10/10/10, or October 10, 2010, no significant or unusual phenomenon occurs simply because of a date that has the same numbers in a sequence. The numerical sequence of November 11 holds a special significance in the binary numeral system, which is the base-2 number system that represents numeric values using two symbols, 0 and 1. The date of November 11 has a binary number of 111110 where it has a decimal equivalent of 62 in the year 2010, and...
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    11/04/2011 5:30:37 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."   Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a...
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    10/28/2011 5:30:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex.10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2. You...
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    10/21/2011 6:09:21 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Not to be stuck on the same theme again...but they're just so silly....  Actual Craigslist ads: good morning delusional obots (over the cliff) Date: 2011-10-18, 10:25AM EDT Reply to: comm-bxk4f-2655843943@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] The Marxist Muslime Illegal Alien's attempt at 'misdirection' via his "Occupy" gambit - is not really paying off is it? The usurper is a disaster. Wannabe hippies on Wall St. who've been told to emerge from their parents' basement can't change that. Anyone found the teleprompter yet? Have A Nice Day   Obama's "Occupy" Policy Creates A Dozen Dumpster Diving Jobs! Date: 2011-10-18, 10:38AM EDT...
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    10/14/2011 5:25:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 120 replies · 1+ views
    Best Signs from Occupy Wall Street Protests "It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)Can I steal you dinner and a movie?Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your needHey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for youWorkers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.“What time do you get off from not working?”“You...
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    10/07/2011 6:04:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    R.I.P. Steve Jobs Some funny tweets on TWITTER: #OccupyWallStreetMovies: 10 Things I Hate About The Rich 12 Angry Vegans 12,000,000 Angry Men A Hard Pays Night A Pot Dispensary Now AI: Artificial Intellect Apocalypse Phew Bend It Like Bernanke Body Dirt Brokeback Mountain Of Debt Casablankfein Cheech And Chong's Up In Smoke Children Of Doom Citizen Kenya Clear And Present Dandruff Clear And Present Petulance Close Encounters Of The Wrong Kind CSI: Criminally Subsidized Intellect Day Of The Locust Deep Impact Defending Your Freebies Dependent Day Dodgework: A True Underdog Story Dude, Where's My Czar? Dude, Where's My Handout?...
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    09/30/2011 5:36:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Can We Occupy Wall Street? Oh, Yes We Camp! I'm confused Comrades. We're going to throw shoes at Wall Street? Red Eye’s Bill Schulz Joins Wall Street Protest - video A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll...
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    09/23/2011 6:14:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies · 2+ views
    Get out the Checker Board. Today is Checkers Day. So, do you want the red checkers? Or, the black ones? It may surprise you to know that it is also Dogs in Politics Day. Read on, and I will explain the connection. Origin of Checkers Day: In 1952, Richard M. Nixon was a candidate for Vice-President of the United States, running with Dwight D. Eisenhower.  Media speculation centered around an $18,000 campaign contribution, and speculation that Nixon may have used some for his personal use.  In a brilliant political maneuver, Nixon took his case to the American people. On September...
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    09/16/2011 5:42:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    Just remember, no matter what happens... #AttackWatch -something funny going on at the stock exchange, everytime obama speaks the market starts to tank. Please advise! #TeaParty We don’t have to worry about #attackwatch, just make Obama run on his record, 9.1% unemployment, record #’s on foodstamps & in poverty “hey #AttackWatch some teabagger set up this goofy web site called #AttackWatch that they are using to make Obama look silly.” Someone should report @AttackWatch to #attackwatch since it is demolishing Obama’s reelection chances. It is the joke of the month on obammy “Obama tells ‘SuperCommittee of 12′ he thot...
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    09/09/2011 6:40:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Well, I’ve drawn a blank on ideas for this week, so I’m punting the ball off to you guys...... Obama Jobs Speech - leaked They see me scrollin’...
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    09/02/2011 6:02:09 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    Obama's Job Package? For all the SNL fans out there.... Obama's Team is hiring (translated): Obama for America is looking for talented social media copywriters and strategists anyone who still worships Obama, to join our digital thuggery team at our Chicago headquarters. We're going to run the most effective, creative, and innovative vile, corrupt, and dirty digital campaign in the history of politics, and our digital team will be core to achieving the communications, fundraising, and organizing propaganda goals of the cause. Our social media team will help tell the story sell the BS of the campaign and move...
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    08/26/2011 9:19:10 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    National Dog Day When : Always August 26th National Dog Day is intended to honor dogs for all that they do for us. In addition to giving love and companionship, dogs help us out in countless ways. They are watchdogs for our safety. They lead the blind. Dogs aid in search and rescue, and they seek out bombs and drugs. It's an opportunity for us to recognize and appreciate the value and importance of dogs in our lives. A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a...
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    08/19/2011 5:48:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies · 1+ views
    Name Obama’s Bus… OBAMA'S OPERATION ROLLING BLUNDER As usual, I missed the Twitter hashtag meme from a few nights ago. It solicited names for President Obama's bus tour of battleground states that will operate at -- what else? -- taxpayer expense. My favorites? 20. Downgrade One 19. End of an Error Tour 18. 57 States 17. We have to ride it to know what's in it 16. Spinning the Future 15. Obama, the Bachmann Slayer 14. Continental Failways.13. The "Bus-driver acted stupidly" tour 12. Debt Race 2012 11. Titanic on wheels 10. StimuBus 9. America Under the Bus Tour...
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    08/12/2011 6:14:42 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library.. and it only cost a trillion dollars. WHAT A DEAL... A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly, a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened; what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. "They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going...
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    08/05/2011 5:59:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the...
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    07/22/2011 5:45:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    We got yo money. Gonna borrow mo money. Gonna spend yo money. Gonna print mo money. *Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.   *The Lord's prayer: 66 words.   *Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.   *The 10 Commandments: 179 words.   *The Gettysburg address: 286 words.   *The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.   *U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.     ...and that says it all. Government Efficiency I went into the Department of Motor Vehicles to obtain the title and license plates for my new truck. After spending five minutes typing all my personal information into a...
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    07/15/2011 8:29:31 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    The Behind the Scenes look at the Debt Talks at the White House After several days of tense negotiations, a Seattle-area family has decided to increase the maximum amount of money it can borrow, also know as its “debt ceiling.” The Watterson’s previous limit was $286,000, an amount that included a mortgage, two car loans, and a 60-inch flat-screen television. “By increasing our indebtedness to $300,000, we can finally get back on a strong financial footing,” said Helen Watterson, the wife in the family and the lone female representative. “And get a new summer dress.”Husband George voted in favor of...
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    07/15/2011 8:01:04 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 23 replies
    Teh Webz | 7/15/11 | martin
    ... where be the Friday Silliness?
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    07/08/2011 6:20:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 53 replies
    The twirling twit tweets at twelve, twisting the twopenny's, twiddling the economy, twinkling the twofold...this twat has created the worst tweedling and twattling in the twenty-first century. If you had one chance to ask the President of the United States a question, wouldn't you want to make it a really good one? Wouldn't you stay up all night and dig deep into the depths of your soul and mine out that one big political truth you're after? Well, President Obama just finished up hosting the first-ever Twitter Townhall from the White House -- and average Americans were asked to pose...
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    07/01/2011 5:42:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
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    06/24/2011 6:23:10 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 68 replies
    "President Obama said regarding the economy, 'The sky is not falling.' The poll numbers are falling, the market is falling, support for the war in Libya is falling, Anthony Weiner's pants are falling, but the sky is fine." ~ Jay Leno"President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s a trap, don’t do it!” But President Obama’s tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner’s. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it’s the unemployment numbers." ~ Jay Leno "It has now...
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    06/17/2011 6:07:31 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    The Right Choice My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father’s Day and he had neglected to buy a card for our dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to our father.Upon opening it, Dad read this message: “You’ve been like a father to me.” He looked at Ryan, puzzled.“Well, Dad,” Ryan tried to explain, “it was either that or the card that said,...
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    06/10/2011 6:04:58 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies · 1+ views
    SEPARATED AT BIRTH? Chinese imitate Anthony WeinerAnd you thought Anthony was the only one showing wieners to kids. Chuck Norris's new business got off on the wrong foot. Fox News ran a photo of SNL actress Tina Fey instead of Sarah Palin. Funny, considering Fey works for NBC and Palin has taken a paycheck from Fox. Do you mean Enhanced Fujita scale? Admittedly, "Enhanced Fajita" sounds tastier. Maybe like something on Taco Bell's menu. Which leads us to the next FAIL... Make a run for the border! Mmm, customers is so tasty. Sally's new Audi really made a splash with...
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    06/03/2011 8:01:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    "In real life, in my memory, this guy had a lot more 'Anthony' and a lot less 'Weiner.' … "The only thing they have in common is that they both lean to the extreme left!" ~ Jon Stewart "I'm not certain of a lot of things. But there are three things in this world that I know for certain: Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. OJ killed those people. And what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear from a bird's-eye view." ~ Jon Stewart "I see only two options here: Either Anthony Weiner...
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    05/27/2011 5:31:02 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    It's well past time for someone to step in an take the Guinness out of President Obama’s hand; because as usual, he has a bit of trouble staying out of the news for gaffes that many thought were a thing of the past once the “most brilliant man to ever be elected President” replaced… well, George W. Bush. The Beast bottoms out... And he doesn't even remember what year it is... Then, there is his toast to the Queen..... Awkward.... Maybe Obama needs to read up on this?
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    05/13/2011 6:57:48 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies · 1+ views
    Click here to see recent feeds. Also to give credit where I got this....   Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.   Princess Diana Good luck with that! America likes the album "Hats!"   America is back to hating monarchy. George Washington likes this. Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info. Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification. The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."   General William Tecumseh Sherman likes this. Barack Obama...
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    05/06/2011 6:10:01 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 63 replies
    “Abbottabad? Talk about a Abbottabaddd place to hide! OH!” Life Imitates Weekly World News? In the wake of Osama Bin Laden's death, a host of revelations regarding the al-Qaida terror network's methods are emerging. Especially shocking is their use of dwarves. Oddly, this 2004 headline from Weekly World News may very well be true. Consider the evidence in this video: Watch Video » "There's already been some trouble for Osama Bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." –David Letterman "After all the talk about caves, Bin Laden was hiding in...
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    04/29/2011 5:32:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    "We do not have time for this kind of silliness.....We got better stuff to do. I've got better stuff to do." The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump. It’s the 75th anniversary of the introduction of Social Security checks. For the younger viewers who don’t know what a Social Security check is, you’ll never see one in your lifetime, so don’t worry about it. The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless. The price of...
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    04/27/2011 9:15:49 AM PDT · by Rational Thought · 17 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 04/27/2011 | Jonathan Strong
    In a press conference announcing the release of his long form birth certificate, Obama denounced the “silliness,” the “sideshows and carnival barkers” that forced him to release a completely unremarkable document after years of speculation on the issue had metastasized into a political phenomenon he could no longer ignore. “We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do. I’ve got better stuff to do. We’ve got big problems to solve,” the president said. Minutes later, he boarded a helicopter, bound for Chicago where he will interview with Oprah, the queen of daytime TV...
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    04/27/2011 9:24:08 AM PDT · by Nachum · 32 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 4/27/11 | Jonathan Strong |
    In a press conference announcing the release of his long form birth certificate, Obama denounced the “silliness,” the “sideshows and carnival barkers” that forced him to release a completely unremarkable document after years of speculation on the issue had metastasized into a political phenomenon he could no longer ignore. “We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do. I’ve got better stuff to do. We’ve got big problems to solve,” the president said. Minutes later, he boarded a helicopter, bound for Chicago where he will interview with Oprah, the queen of daytime TV...
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    04/24/2011 1:50:08 PM PDT · by Gamecock · 51 replies
    Westminster Seminary, California ^ | 3 / 25 / 2011 | W. Robert Godfrey
    If you were to drive the freeways of southern California, you would see from time to time billboards proclaiming the Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 and declaring that the Bible guarantees it. Presumably these billboards may be seen in many other parts of the country as well. Who is responsible for these signs and what do they really mean theologically? The signs have been placed by Harold Camping and his followers to warn people that the end is at hand. To understand these signs we must know something of the history as well as the theology of Harold Camping....
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    04/22/2011 6:10:21 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 128 replies
    "I'm gonna have to take your eggs and spread them around..." "And then the Easter Muslim said....'all you infidel bunnies must die, unless you bow down to Allah'..." And who's the evil wittle puppet, working to destroy our fweedoms? A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. He tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100, against one of your sheep, that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the...
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    04/15/2011 6:01:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies · 1+ views
    <p>I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.  ~Bob Thaves, "Frank & Ernest"</p> <p>Count the day won when, turning on its axis, This earth imposes no additional taxes.</p>
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    04/01/2011 5:43:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies
    I'm sorry, but due to financial difficulty and being overwhelmed with everything going on in the world, I am not going to do the Friday Silliness Thread anymore.
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    03/25/2011 8:47:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Top 10 Rejected Obama Mission Names Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at "Operation Odyssey Dawn":10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn't Prepare Me For This 9. Operation Organizing for Libya 8. Operation Double Standard 7. Operation FINE! I'll Do Something 6. Operation Enduring Narcissism 5. Operation So That's What the Red Button Does 4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner 3. Operation Start Without Me 2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel 1. Operation Aimless Fury Other ideas for Mission names: Operation...
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    03/18/2011 6:14:06 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 92 replies
    Obama is going on ANOTHER vacation, so it’s the perfect time to mess with his stuff and play jokes on him: * Reprogram his teleprompters to automatically translate everything to Klingon. * Replace all his spending bills with spending cuts. When he gets back he’ll be like, “What?! The deficit has gone down instead of up? Something as gone horribly wrong!” * Replace the Democrat congressmen with people from the insane asylum and see how long it takes him to notice. “There’s Pelosi going on about people-faced spiders again. You tell those townhall protesters!” * Schedule Biden for a...
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    03/11/2011 4:57:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 76 replies
    Today is Worship of Tools DayNo....not this tool.... There are few things that the male population worships more than his tools. To some, a tool is a natural extension of their arm. So, Worship of Tools Day is a logical day of celebration. And, it's definitely a guy thing. Please note however, there are more than a few ladies who love to work with their hands, and find today to be an important holiday. Song of the Day: If I Had a Hammer The Real Uses of your Tools HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays...
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    03/04/2011 4:02:25 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    Who said it: Charlie Sheen or Muamar Gaddafi? (select to see answer) "The [ringleaders/network execs] are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun." Answer:Muamar Gaddafi "I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets." Answer:Charlie Sheen "I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world." Answer: Charlie Sheen "Respond to them, put them to shame." Answer: Muamar Gaddafi "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned." Answer: Charlie Sheen "How can you justify such misbehavior from people who live in good neighborhoods?" Answer: Muamar...
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    02/25/2011 4:34:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 85 replies
    A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he goes down to five meters above ground and asks a passing wanderer: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?" Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says: "You are in a downed red balloon, five meters above ground." The balloon's unhappy resident replied, "You must be a republican." "How could you possible...
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    02/18/2011 4:44:29 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    Barack Obama's Budget Rules 1. If Obama calls deficit spending an investment, then it must not cost anything. 2. Cutting a billion dollars from the military justifies giving a trillion dollars to bankers. 3. When Obama sends a spending proposal to Congress, it doesn't count if they want to spend even more. 4. If Obama reduces a proposed increase in spending, he counts it as a budget cut. 5. When Obama eliminates our deductions, the higher payments we make aren't a tax increase. 6. Obama's budget is like his golf game. He eventually winds up in the hole. 7....
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    02/11/2011 4:23:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse RatchedBe It KnownIn the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy… and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental. No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didn’t eat a one.First Lady,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/04/2011 4:20:41 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Politicians say the dumbest things.... "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."" --Barack Obama "UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." --Barack Obama "The Cambridge police acted stupidly." --Barack Obama "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --Barack Obama "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/28/2011 4:16:36 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    I talked to a psychic about what the future holds and I've got good news and bad news about it. The good news is Obama isn't president after 2012. The bad news.... The Top 10 Misconceptions About the 2011 State of the Union10. Obama was actually giving a "pre-action" to Paul Ryan's speech on the state of the union.9. Biden laughed when Obama said he would veto earmarks because he thought it would be silly to ban place holders for audio books.8. While praising the ratification of START Obama forgot to mention that piece of paper was his idea of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/21/2011 6:17:54 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 76 replies
    Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean. "Right to privacy" - Abortion"Heteronormative"= Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships"Progressive"= Left Liberal or Socialist"Radical" = Conservative"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million"Fundamentalist" = Conservative"Greed" = Profit motive"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles."Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda "Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences"Lies" = "Policy Differences" "Patriotism" = "Judgement" "Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us" "Fascism"= "We don't have a clue what it means, but we...
  • THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD

    01/14/2011 4:18:40 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    I wonder who thought of the new slogan for the Memorial-Pep Rally? Didn't they know it was already taken? Are they there for the memorial or a rally for Obama?  Nice t-shirt(s).... But....this is not a campaign rally...just a memorial.....riiight....Opening music"We Are The World" followed by "Don't Stop Believing" for that all-important Clinton nostalgia.A Native American blessing"Screw the white eyes!"Welcome by University of Arizona President Robert N. Shelton"In our diversity is strength. Welcome to all of our undocumented comrades. And, by the way, screw the white eyes!"The playing of the National AnthemGlory to the Motherland, united and free! The stronghold...