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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/20/2017 5:03:03 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies
    In honor of National Cheese Lover DayHere is some cheesy memes....       And now we begin a new chapter....      But there needs to be some control   Some will need this today and going forward....      And for some...  and
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    FRIDAY THE 13TH | Me, bwahwaha
     I'm skeptical today, though...And...    and  and  and, Skeptical Kangaroo Is still skeptical   but... Is just dramatic   Because...we still have this guy....    But hey, at least today is Make Your Dream Come True Day  Still skeptical?  I'm still with this guy...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/06/2017 4:21:06 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 47 replies
       I love cuddling.......technology  Dun...dun.......dun..dun.....dun..dun....dun..dun.....dun...dun....da..da..da....  But I LOVE you!  That's harsh   Not feeling the love  Cats, be like...
  • Why the Education Establishment Hates Cursive

    12/23/2016 5:03:55 AM PST · by Kaslin · 182 replies
    American Thinker ^ | December 23, 2016 | Bruce Deitrick Price
    Modern educators are dismissive of cursive. Indeed, many are hostile to such a degree that you should immediately suspect that they are up to something. Here is an education journalist providing the Party Line: "Cursive writing is an anachronism. Spending any classroom time on it is comparable to teaching how to use an abacus: it's interesting as a history lesson, and probably offers some side benefits, but it is not at all practical as a day-to-day skill in the modern, connected world." A professor of education argues: "Cursive should be allowed to die. In fact, it's already dying, despite having...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/23/2016 4:54:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Let the Festivus Silly begin...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/16/2016 4:53:16 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    It's that time of year again...What Christmas Fails have YOU seen? Just sayin' Palm trees should NOT be decorated...Glorious Christmas Gifts? Yeh, maybe for your commie loving friendsWhat goes on in this family, stays in this family Not one person is bothered by this?Talk about uninformed Yeh, I think I saw pics of Jesus' birth on SnapChatUm.... The giant, pooping elf is actually a mega-sized version of a popular ornament called a Caganer, a popular ornament in Catalonia and other areas of Spain, Portugal and Italy. Lonely Couple Christmas Card Baby Mac has his mother's eyesLet There Be Pease...
  • The Twelve Days of Christmas (Election Edition)

    12/12/2016 2:42:06 PM PST · by rightwingintelligentsia · 20 replies
    December 12, 2016 | Me
    On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Four-letter words, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Five...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/09/2016 4:55:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    I am sure everyone knows about "Ugly Christmas Sweaters" and all the hoopla surrounding them. I want to start a collection of "ugly Christmas memes". I will start it off with a couple, everyone post your favorite......I actually want this one My kids are creeped out by Elf on the Shelf
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/02/2016 5:32:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    Takin' the kids to see Santa, be like... Look How Jolly He Is…2. Santa That Look Really Will Scare The Kids…3. Another Jolly Santa4. Is it me, or does his smile seem out of place here?5. Hey Santa… I think you forgot something… I mean someone…6. Hurry, snap the pic before she gets away…7. She's. Not. Liking. It.8. Santa thinking...."well, this is just ruining the mood"9. All together now...10. Santa You Look Tired?11. Santa is wayyyy too happy here12. Santa Your Shades Don’t Help…13. I don't trust you Santa....14. Santa When You’re Hopeless Making The Baby Smile… Cry Along...
  • The Secretary of State Kerfuffle. Obvious Choice Only one: (Vanity)

    11/27/2016 7:37:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 52 replies
    KellyAnne Conway. Loyal. Smart. Articulate. Worldly. Wise. Succinct. Attractive. Winner. Deplorable. Come on Trump Team. See It.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/23/2016 4:47:16 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    Because Friday is Black Friday, and most folks are out and about, or just sleeping it off...This weeks silliness,will be brought to you, today! And here are some tips to make Thanksgiving successful: Don't listen to the media, they often are incorrect.*****Avoid getting too close to a turkey.Get your turkey good and dizzy, so he's easier to catch Make sure to wear the proper attire for your feast.*****Share your meal with friends and family.*****If you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Gay Parade, mute the TV and play a heavy metal song to go with the Broadway performances. It's hilarious.*****Remember to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/18/2016 4:46:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    And this week, in silliness.... ********** ***** *****Too cloudy to see the Supermoon? Place a tortilla on your window for an authentic experience **********Scary accurate...**********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/11/2016 4:37:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    I made it to silliness.... ***** ***** ********** **********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/04/2016 5:43:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    Today's Challenge should be fun for everyone.... DESCRIBE THE 2016 ELECTION WITH A GIF *****The 2016 presidential election is in exactly one week! One weak Republican, and one weak Democrat. That’s right, there’s exactly one week until Election Day, and this is probably a bad sign, but that’s where the calendar just stops. ~ Seth Meyers********** Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” ~ Colbert...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/28/2016 5:51:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 63 replies
    What are YOU going to be for Halloween? Here are some ideas.... *****PROS & CONS OF HALLOWEEN*************** KEVIN & JIMMY VISIT HAUNTED HOUSE***** **********INSTAGRAMS COSTUMES************************* ***************
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/21/2016 5:45:37 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    R.I.P. And, one for Bill. #FALLSONGS***************MORE #FALLSONGS**********EVEN MORE #FALLSONGS******************************Halloween Tip:
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/07/2016 5:45:06 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 41 replies
    And now, for some random silliness... *****Headline Fail *****SMOD 2016 WH PRESS SECRETARY ‏@weknowwhatsbestFEMA is flying Tim Kaine to Florida where Hurricane Matthew will make landfall to see if he can interrupt it.***************It's good to be prepared ***** Hold my beer.... ***** Anyone up for a swim? **********  
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/30/2016 6:04:57 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    September 30th is International Translation Day Will someone translate this election, please?*****Translator gets 400 words to translate.Client: How long will it take?Translator: About a week.Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days.Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.**********Two translators on a ship are talking.“Can you swim?” asks one.“No” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.”**********The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
    September 23rd is Bisexuality Day This thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.*****We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary**********The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest**********If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.**********I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.**********Did you hear about the bisexual support group? It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe,...
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies
    When You See It..... Well Played, Bookstore Now, that's what you call a textbook Rick Roll.***** Rock Star It takes a lot of stones to do something like this.***** Double Take She's so sassy, she's double sassy.***** Fun Fact If you say "Beetlejuice" out loud, three times, Lady Gaga will photo bomb you.***** Background Check He wears glasses because he's "Far Sided"***** D-Neck This is the opposite of a v-neck, if you know what I mean.***** Purrfect Just the Way She Is I wonder what this adorable kitty's name is? I hope it's Eileen.***** Did Nazi That Coming Too soon?...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/09/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    It's not just any Friday Silliness....**** I almost want to know the reason for why this sign was needed...**** So conflicted...**** I am not shore what they mean Maybe I need to surf the net to find out water they docking aboat ****Brilliant Pieces of Furniture Made from Recycled Car Parts **** Right?**** Go granny....it's your birthday...**** Ewwww 31 Pumpkin Spice Abominations That Will Bring Society To Its Knees****
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/02/2016 6:10:46 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    ************SJW offended by Hula Dancing Bobble Doll - like, can you remove it, like it's offensive, and like I'm sooo valley girl....like yeh, like......omg....like I'm offended.************
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/26/2016 5:54:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    ********Now, for today's demonstration****************Just why? **** Who wore it better? Hillary or Rand McNally News Fails Quote from Stabber, "I done stabbed you."**** No. **** Why is the flashlight there?**** This reminds me of my first mystery novel: A Murder Most Permanent.**** How do you get that job? **** I'm guessing someone's gonna finish that haircut around the same time they give him a free orange jumpsuit. ****There are days, and there are days...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    ********73 Bad Puns In 5 Minutes********************************I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!**** ****So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.A blind man walks into a bar....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Impressive Chinese Dive Why is that pool green? It could be algae. Or maybe …. Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, MidoriPool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtickSecret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspectionMany people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promiseSynchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we meanGFP GMOsWater actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths“Blood-colored” feels a little too...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/05/2016 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 38 replies
    Let the games begin! President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts Twitter Olympics Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics ********Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics **** "Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics ********Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics ****Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics ****The 30,000 email delete...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/29/2016 6:01:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 72 replies
    Let thy Democratic Convention begin...or rather Let thy Silliness begin.... But....I repeat myself She broke it alright....like she does every glass she passes Funny Tweets Can Hillary please hire the genius/magician who dressed Palin in 2008 and stop dressing like my weird cat-lady aunt who works at JCPenney?****Let's all agree on one thing, as Democrats, united together, both Bernie AND Hillary would benefit from whitening strips.****Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.****Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy. Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags?...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/22/2016 6:12:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Let thy silliness begin... Happy Retirement Sheriff Here's your drink
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/15/2016 5:41:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    This weeks collection of silliness When Your Dad Works in Hollywood A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/08/2016 6:10:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    This is a test of the Emergency Silliness System This is only a test. Let's see how many pass this test....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/01/2016 5:49:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    Happy Independence Day Weekend Extravaganza And in honor of the holiday, I encourage independent "free for all" silliness! America!!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREA***

    06/24/2016 7:29:05 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    What Democrats think this sit-in looks like vs. what this sit-in actually is Ben Shapiro  ‏@benshapiro Jun 22 Looks like Democrats want to work on the Buffet Rule. Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I'm still under the weather (bronchitis) and just don't have it in me. So it's up to you all, to carry the silliness today. I'm counting on you.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/17/2016 8:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    Since Father's Day is this weekend, here's a tribute to Dads! Dads. They helped bring you into this world and are still trying to figure out how to navigate that world through technology — specifically smartphones.Now they often use texts to send their corny humor and valiant attempts at communication instead of a phone call, and as they say, father knows best...1.They dispense sage advice.2. And help temper expectations.3. They help calm you when you're scared.4. And won't take any crap.5. They'll stick by you no matter what.6. Not to mention provide for all your needs. Lead the Way!...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/10/2016 6:03:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Hillary Clinton Remix******************Wait......what?******************Creepy Dr. Phil ******************Can I get an extra hand here?******************That's a very interesting diagram...******************A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?""Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast."Oh, shit Mum,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/03/2016 5:45:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    Story Time************************************ When you're too worried about when the alarm's going off... ******************************************************A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.”Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/20/2016 6:29:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I say we go back in time.....   For all those born (and growing up) in the 70's and 80'sWe were the last generation that learned to play in the streets, we are the first to have played video games, see cartoons in color & go to the amusement parks. We were the last to record songs from the radio on cassettes, and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms...We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with the Atari, SuperNintendo & believed that the Internet would be a free world all on a 56kb...
  • First Lady Michelle Obama: ‘So Many Communities Are Becoming Play Deserts’

    05/19/2016 2:33:14 PM PDT · by Nachum · 147 replies
    CNS News ^ | 5/19/16 | Melanie Hunter
    (CNSNews.com) – At a summit by the Aspen Institute’s Project Play, first lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday that some U.S. communities are “play deserts,” because they don’t have sufficient opportunities for kids to participate in sports and other outdoor activities, compared to wealthy communities. “So many communities are becoming play deserts, but in wealthy communities, there is a wealth of resources. You can be in field hockey, or you can learn how to swim. There are aquatic centers and -- I’ve seen the difference. The disparities are amazing to me,” she said. As CNSNews.com previously reported, the Obama administration coined...
  • 20 people you can bet on to be Donald Trump's vice president

    05/14/2016 10:58:35 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 133 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | May 13, 2016
    Donald Trump says there’s a 40 percent chance he picks someone from this year’s Republican presidential field as his vice president. But the odds-on favorite to win the veepstakes: Newt Gingrich. The former speaker of the house was a perpetual thorn in the side of the Bill Clinton administration. And he sounds like he’s relishing a shot at Hillary Clinton. Gingrich has lavished praise on Trump. The business mogul has not said much about the man named Newt. But oddsmakers and betting markets like Gingrinch’s chances nonetheless. In this unpredictable election season, bookies have some other strange options in mind...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/13/2016 6:25:52 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....I want one of these
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/06/2016 6:21:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Who's ready for Silliness?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/22/2016 5:35:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    "Prince dying has completely ruined my day. I can’t even imagine how Queen Elizabeth must feel… no mother should have to bury her son." ~ Millenials of NYWho is ready for things that don't make sense? \What the duck?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/15/2016 5:44:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Who is ready for silliness?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/08/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    With that said, bring on the silliness....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/01/2016 6:12:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    In honor of the times we're living in... ********** April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain ********** Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb ********** Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680) ********** He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb ********** Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse! This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/18/2016 5:52:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    Donald Trump won every Republican state primary last night except for Ohio, which went to John Kasich. Trump didn't seem to mind, since, as he put it, “The word Ohio is full of zeros.” (It's 50 percent zeros!) ~ Fallon
  • (~‾▿‾)~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS~(‾▿‾~)

    03/11/2016 6:19:13 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 42 replies
    The Ant and The Grasshopper TRADITIONAL VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/04/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 160 replies
    This is what it's come down to...I'll take immigration for $100, Alex! All they need are little buzzers on their podiums.But, what is his tax plan? Since attendance has been down on this thread, I'm just gonna leave it to you FReepers to add your silliness here. Maybe you can push the thread to at least, 100 posts of silliness.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/26/2016 4:42:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Put on a happy face, it's Silliness time ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/19/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    An election is coming.  Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.  ~George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter 5 ********** The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.  ~Clare Boothe Luce ********** If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.  ~Lindsey Nelson ********** I offer my opponents a bargain:  if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.  ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952 ********** A politician thinks of...