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  • Consultants Advise: Bring Sporks to New Gunfight with The Left

    11/28/2012 6:46:26 AM PST · by Lloyd Marcus · 14 replies
    LloydMarcus.com ^ | 11-28-2012 | Lloyd Marcus
    Word on the political street from GOP consultants and the Left is that Rush Limbaugh and the Tea Party cost Romney the election. We Conservatives are advised to “moderate our tone” and back away from our “extremist ideas”. So let me make sure I understand. Obama and company were allowed to go for the jugular, using false narratives (lies), to win votes. They said Romney hates dogs, blacks, women and the poor. Heck, they even threw in the absurd accusation that Romney was responsible for the death of a working man's wife. Check and mate. Game over. Obama won. Did...
  • Zombie Survival Kit Features Real Tactical Ax and a Spork

    10/16/2012 3:13:05 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 17 replies
    CNET ^ | October 15, 2012 | Amanda Kooser
    Zombie Survival Kit features real tactical ax and a spork Be prepared for the dead to rise again with a zombie kit containing a tomahawk, snacks, zombie crime scene tape, and a spork. You have options when it comes to zombie-slaying weapons. Loud guns may attract unwanted zombie attention. Baseballs bats can require several swats to work. Chainsaws need gas. A tactical ax, however, is portable and effective. ThinkGeek's Zombie Survival Kit features a stainless-steel SOG Tactical Tomahawk, suitable for close combat or hurling from a distance at the undead. Zombie crime scene tape helps you alert other survivors to...
  • Man with dead weasel accused of assault

    06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 1,385 replies
    Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011
    HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
  • Does anyone have a link to Sprok-Weasle?

    09/28/2010 12:11:58 PM PDT · by starlifter · 25 replies
    Anyone?
  • Is Drudge's site down or overloaded?

    03/20/2010 12:00:14 PM PDT · by Kevin in California · 33 replies · 1,217+ views
    03-20-10 | me
    I can't get into his website. Can you?
  • End of free TV ?

    12/31/2009 7:47:28 AM PST · by Joedaddy88 · 64 replies · 1,678+ views
    If the credit card companies tried to charge me to use their product I would cut them off; the same goes for TV, if they do away with free over the air broadcasting I will stop watching. I gave up cable and satellite because the programming was not worth 2 cents and now this new digital signal comes and goes like satellite in a rainstorm, it’s a disaster. The suckers will pay $10 a day for TV but millions of us will shut it off.
  • It’s a Fork, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?

    10/12/2009 5:54:24 AM PDT · by reaganaut1 · 158 replies · 5,422+ views
    New York Times ^ | October 11, 2009 | Ian Urbina
    NEWARK, Del. — Finding character witnesses when you are 6 years old is not easy. But there was Zachary Christie last week at a school disciplinary committee hearing with his karate instructor and his mother’s fiancé by his side to vouch for him. Zachary’s offense? Taking a camping utensil that can serve as a knife, fork and spoon to school. He was so excited about recently joining the Cub Scouts that he wanted to use it at lunch. School officials concluded that he had violated their zero-tolerance policy on weapons, and Zachary now faces 45 days in the district’s reform...
  • Sunday Morning Talk Show Thread 28 January 2007

    01/28/2007 5:05:56 AM PST · by Alas Babylon! · 825 replies · 13,888+ views
    Various big media television networks ^ | 28 January 2007 | Various Self-Serving Politicians and Big Media Screaming Faces
    The Talk Shows Sunday, January 28th, 2007 Guests to be interviewed today on major television talk shows: FOX NEWS SUNDAY (Fox Network): Sens. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., and Joe Lieberman, I-Conn.; Ellen Miller, executive director of the Sunlight Foundation.MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee; Sens. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., and David Vitter, R-La.; former presidential speechwriter Michael Gerson; Kenneth Pollack, a Brookings Institution analyst. FACE THE NATION (CBS): Sens. Jim Webb, D-Va., Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and Arlen Specter, R-Pa.THIS WEEK (ABC): Sens. Joe Biden, D-Del., and Richard Lugar, R-Ind.; Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif.; actor Kevin Bacon. LATE EDITION (CNN)...
  • What have Liberals/Democrats really done? What is their agenda

    08/09/2006 2:38:26 AM PDT · by CAUGHTUP77 · 115 replies · 2,506+ views
    8/9/2006 | CAUGHTUP77
    Ok after 8 years of "lurking" I finally have to post a question. After searching and searching I cannot find a list of what the Liberals and Democrats have done to hurt the USA. Could some of you provide a list for me?
  • Sporks Are Godlike

    08/05/2006 6:29:17 AM PDT · by dirtboy · 54 replies · 1,092+ views
    Sporks Are Godlike ^ | Since 1995 | Justin W. Merry
    Here it is, your complete spork referenceHey, it's a slow news day, gotta come up with SOMETHING.
  • Watch out for posters from this site

    08/01/2006 10:46:03 AM PDT · by freeheeler1690 · 92 replies · 1,389+ views
    Urban75.org ^ | 07/31/06 | niksativa
    looking to cause disruption on right wing forums -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone know a right-wing forum, probably an american one, where i can go and argue (debate...deabte) with right-wingers? Also, does anyone fancy coming with me for a bit of a raid? - A bit of entryism onto a board might go down well... People from urban75.org are notorious for supporting islamic terrorists and very anti amarican and anti israeli
  • Do you think that 10 guys could turn over a Dodge minivan by rocking it from side to side?

    07/29/2006 6:26:48 PM PDT · by nb5000000 · 116 replies · 1,652+ views
    I was just wondering, do you think that 10 guys could turn over a Dodge minivan by rocking it from side to side? I was just wondering.
  • Inmate charged in Pennsylvania spork attack (ban assault sporks!)

    01/22/2004 8:17:05 AM PST · by the_devils_advocate_666 · 17 replies · 398+ views
    The Dominion Post ^ | 1/22/04 | AP
    SOMERSET, Pa. (AP) -- A state prison inmate is charged with attempted homicide for allegedly attacking a prison guard with a sharpened plastic eating utensil known as a spork. State police this week charged Steven Cave, 22, who is serving a five- to 10-year sentence for robbery, for the Dec. 18 attack at the State Correctional Institution-Somerset. A corrections officer told police the trouble began when Cave threw a container of urine at him while he was serving meals in the restricted housing unit where Cave was being held. After the meal, Cave then refused to return his tray and...