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  • Conditions just ‘offal’ [Zucotti Park Clean-up]

    11/16/2011 5:10:58 PM PST · by Windflier · 24 replies
    New York Post ^ | November 16, 2011 | REBECCA ROSENBERG and DAN MANGAN
    City sanitation workers yesterday were forced to pick through a filthy pile of property seized from Zuccotti Park including dirty hypodermic needles, moldy food and glass-littered, broken gadgets. “I pick up garbage [for a living], and these were some of the worst smells I’ve ever experienced,’’ one worker grumbled to The Post. About 150 trashmen stuffed the massive pile of soiled tents, old bikes and spoiling food into dump trucks — 26 loads in all — and hauled it to a West 57th Street Sanitation facility so that workers could begin sorting the personal goods from garbage.
  • On private property, a sign depicting Obama in a diaper: “Change me! I stink!”

    09/29/2011 3:33:34 PM PDT · by izzatzo · 10 replies
    HotAir ^ | 09/29/2011 | Tina Korbe
    OK, confession: When I saw this headline on Drudge, I actually laughed out loud. Something about the word “stink” is just funny to me. And I had no reason not to laugh because I generally agree with the sentiment the sign expresses: Obama is a master at making excuses, which does come across as a little, well, babyish. In other words, the sign doesn’t offend me.
  • ACORN Thugs Stink UP the Wrong Bank

    08/01/2011 5:33:37 PM PDT · by Nachum · 13 replies
    big government ^ | 8/1/11 | Matthew Vadum
    Nobody ever said all the criminal street thugs at ACORN were bright. The left-wing astroturfers of ACORN’s new front group in California, Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment (ACCE), were behind a garbage-dumping stunt at a branch of Wells Fargo bank in San Jose, Calif. News reports consistently depict the players as angry homeowners who spontaneously erupted in a spasm of righteous indignation. As if. These “homeowners” were reportedly unhappy about the upkeep at a foreclosed property they thought Wells Fargo was responsible for so they decided to dump uncollected garbage at the bank. The problem is that while Wells...
  • Guru Kailash Singh Quit Bathing 37 Years Ago

    Kailash, 65, a farmer from India, stopped using soap and water in 1974, after his wedding. He also hasn't cut his dreadlocks, according to the news agency Barcroft. It wasn't because he no longer needed to attract the ladies that he let himself go. Kailash reportedly abandoned washing because a priest told him it would help him produce a son.
  • Feces & Urine Problem In Downtown El Paso

    EL PASO - It's disgusting, unsanitary and it's going to leave you shaking your head. Migrant workers have turned a Downtown El Paso alley into a gigantic toilet. Human urine stains the walls and feces is piled up in an alley that's just blocks away from the Convention Center and other tourist hotspots. "If they don't let you go inside, you have to go anywhere. That's why El Paso is like that," Roberto Miranda said. Miranda is a migrant worker. He sleeps outside of the Farm Workers Center, like at-least one-hundred other people, and he waits for work in the...
  • Low-flow toilets cause a stink in SF

    02/28/2011 6:33:25 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 112 replies
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | February 28, 2011 | Phillip Matier,Andrew Ross
    San Francisco's big push for low-flow toilets has turned into a multimillion-dollar plumbing stink. Skimping on toilet water has resulted in more sludge backing up inside the sewer pipes, said Tyrone Jue, spokesman for the city Public Utilities Commission. That has created a rotten-egg stench near AT&T Park and elsewhere, especially during the dry summer months. The city has already spent $100 million over the past five years to upgrade its sewer system and sewage plants, in part to combat the odor problem. Now officials are stocking up on a $14 million, three-year supply of highly concentrated sodium hypochlorite -...
  • What's that Smell?

    02/03/2011 7:19:33 AM PST · by hawkins · 6 replies
    That Christian Website ^ | 01/03/2011 | Travis Main
    One week after moving into our new home, my wife became concerned with a new revelation. She had been out on our deck, enjoying a sunny spring day, when a pipe sticking three feet out of the ground began to spew bubbles. My reply? “Oh, it’s no big deal.”Ever notice, when folks have a problem on their hands, they often do not realize it? Or they minimize the problem, so they do not have to address it?Amo 4:10 I have sent among you the pestilence after the manner of Egypt: your young men have I slain with the sword, and...
  • 'Amorous' Darwin woman attacks taxi after driver rejects offer of sex

    12/27/2010 6:07:12 PM PST · by Free ThinkerNY · 31 replies · 2+ views
    <p>A woman jumped into a cab in Darwin, Australia, suggested to the driver that they have sex and when he declined, started kicking the car and then threw a bottle though the rear window, the Northern Territory News reported.</p>
  • Sewage backup causes United Nations evacuation

    12/21/2010 10:42:25 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 110 replies · 1+ views
    Reuters ^ | 12/21/2010
    (Reuters) - A sewage backup caused a big stink at the United Nations on Tuesday, forcing diplomats and their staff to evacuate the Security Council and General Assembly. Spokesman Farhan Haq said the evacuation was a precautionary measure after a strange smell was noticed in parts of the U.N. secretariat building. He said the odor was due to sewage backup possibly caused by high tides in the nearby East River. "There were gases released from the sewage but they're not harmful," Haq said. Firefighters and hazardous materials experts had been called to the scene. U.N. management officials were working to...
  • Cilantro ingredient can remove foul odor of 'chitlins'

    11/14/2010 6:48:08 AM PST · by decimon · 64 replies · 6+ views
    American Chemical Society ^ | November 13, 2010 | Unknown
    WASHINGTON, Nov. 13, 2010 — With chitlins about to make their annual appearance on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Day menus, scientists have good news for millions of people who love that delicacy of down-home southern cooking, but hate the smell. They are reporting the first identification of an ingredient in cilantro that quashes the notoriously foul odor of chitlins — a smell known to drive people from the house when chitlins are cooking. Their report appears in ACS' Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry. Yasuyoshi Hayata and colleagues note that chitlins — hog large intestines — are infamous for...
  • Stinking in America: Is Not Washing the New PC Trend?

    11/05/2010 7:45:30 AM PDT · by Paladins Prayer · 75 replies
    The New American ^ | 04 November 2010 | Selwyn Duke
    People such as me are often accused of wanting to return to the 19th century. But, if the New York Times is right about a new trend, some on the Left want to go back to the Middle Ages. What is that trend? Avoiding soap, deodorant, and even bathing regularly. Today, though, it’s often for environmental reasons. It seems that top-notch Western hygiene has now joined SUVs, Wal-Mart, tobacco (not the wacky kind — it’s in fashion), guns, McDonald’s, and white males in the Museum of Politically Incorrect Persons, Places, and Things. For example, Guardian writer Kira Cochrane tells us...
  • The Great Unwashed (People Going w/out Soap or Deodorant)

    11/01/2010 11:50:31 AM PDT · by Arec Barrwin · 84 replies
    New York Times ^ | October 31, 2010 | Catherine Saint Louis
    October 29, 2010 The Great Unwashed By CATHERINE SAINT LOUIS A DAILY shower is a deeply ingrained American habit. Most people would no sooner disclose they had not showered in days than admit infidelity. But Jenefer Palmer, 55, of Malibu, Calif., cheerfully acknowledged recently that she doesn’t shower or shampoo daily and doesn’t use deodorant. Ever. No, she does not work from home in pajamas. In fact, Ms. Palmer, the chief executive of Osea, an organic skin-care line, often travels to meet business contacts at the five-star luxury hotels where her line is sold. They might be surprised to read...
  • Scratch 'n Sniff Mailers: Loretta Sanchez Smells Bad ("worst possible scents you can imagine")

    10/30/2010 9:17:33 AM PDT · by Libloather · 18 replies
    The Atlantic ^ | 10/25/10
    Scratch 'n Sniff Mailers: Loretta Sanchez Smells BadOct 25 2010, 1:40 PM ET The Hotline reports that, in the ethnically charged race for California's 47th congressional district, scratch 'n sniff mailers are being deployed to insinuate that incumbent Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D) is smelly: Assemb. Van Tran (R) "is sending out a scratch-and-sniff direct mail piece attacking" Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D) "that features a hideous odor emanating from it." The mailer: "Open for a fragrance sample of 'Loretta, The Scent Of Washington.'" The mailer, on the inside: "Something smells rotten about Loretta. It's the stench of Washington." "Below that is...
  • HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

    10/25/2010 9:34:38 PM PDT · by dfwgator · 86 replies
    America's Team?!?!? heck they're not even the Metroplex's team now......Go Rangers!
  • Vanity: Watch Out for the Media to Attempt an "East Coast Results" Firewall

    10/25/2010 6:30:33 AM PDT · by Puddleglum · 20 replies
    self - like I said, this is a vanity | self
    I predict the media will try to stem the 2010 conservative tide by telling us "the East Coast elections are coming in stronger for Democrats than pundits thought. Exit polls are showing that voters do not trust Republicans because of [X,Y Z - insert Dem taking point]. We may in for a surprising evening, Bill..." They will do this to try to make conservatives across the rest of the nation give up, stay home, and thereby toss close elections to the Dims. I saw this in my crystal ball. This is why they give a damn about O'Donnell. You have...
  • Ahmadinejad Stinks Up Hotel; Guests Forced to Leave

    09/24/2010 6:09:38 PM PDT · by Justaham · 29 replies
    Something besides the Iranian leader’s nuclear plans or calls to destroy Israel seems to be bothering residents of the Big Apple and guests at the hotel in which he is staying. The New York Post reported that hotels guests complained of a foul odor in the hotel caused by the food cooked especially for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The leader of the Islamic Republic does not eat the food prepared by the hotel chefs for guests, but instead brought his own personal chef from Iran to cook his meals for him.
  • Stink Bugs Taking Area by Swarm

    09/24/2010 10:35:42 AM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 77 replies
    NBC 4 Washington DC ^ | Fri, Sep 24, 2010 | By DERRICK WARD
    Smelly, pesky bugs known as stink bugs have been swarming the Washington, D.C. area -- and when you try to kill them, they just smell worse. "When you try to kill them, before death, they stink," said Michael Raupp, an entomology professor at the University of Maryland. "They want to find a place to chill out for the winter. They're not coming in for warmth, they're coming in for refuge. "They'll invade your attack and come in for the winter time. But on a nice warm day in February, they're going to say, 'Oh, spring,' and come down and be...
  • Munich Deploys Custom Bacteria at Oktoberfest to Devour Ubiquitous Stink of Stale Beer

    09/16/2010 11:53:05 AM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 18 replies
    Popular Science ^ | 09.10.2010 | Rebecca Boyle
    Bavarian beer purveyors concerned about a smelly Oktoberfest are hoping bacteria can make the experience more enjoyable. They plan to pour a solution of live bacteria on the floors of Munich's beer tents, in an effort to knock out the inevitable festival smells usually covered up by a fog of cigarette smoke. Voters in Bavaria passed a statewide smoking ban in July, and it took effect last month. Oktoberfest gets an exception through 2011, but organizers want to conduct a test run during the festival’s 200th anniversary, which starts next week. Its ill effects aside, cigarette smoke is a pretty...
  • FReeper Advice Needed!

    08/12/2010 7:04:14 PM PDT · by txroadkill · 60 replies · 1+ views
    Probably a dead mouse ^ | 8/12/2010 | me
    Need Freeper advice! Just got home from vacation and have discovered a horrible odor in the house. I’ve tracked it down to one of the center walls and I’m guessing that either a mouse or a squirrel died between the walls. It’s a two story house so short of tearing down the dry wall I have no idea how to handle this. It stinks bad and is made worse by the 105 degree Texas heat. Any advice would be greatly appreciated; I don’t even know who you would call for something like this!
  • Is the corpse flower finally blooming? (Houston, Texas)

    07/13/2010 2:15:00 PM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 27 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | July 13, 2010 | Kathy Huber
    The corpse flower appears to be finally coming out of her shell. Lois, the giant smelly flower, is starting to give off some nasty odors and bulging toward a bloom, flower-watchers at the Houston Museum of Natural Science, both official and not official, are twittering at this hour. We're keeping our sights on the Hermann Park oddity...
  • Two farms receive stimulus money for manure storage (Adams County, PA)

    06/18/2010 10:44:50 AM PDT · by Virginia Ridgerunner · 9 replies · 357+ views
    The Evening Sun (Hanover, PA) ^ | June 18, 2010 | STEVE MARRONI
    The average dairy cow puts out an average of 65 pounds of excrement every day. When you have 140 dairy cows, well, that can be a lot of poo, especially when you don't have enough storage space. Every day, Randy Brougher has to drive his tractor out to his field, where he grows feed for his cows, and spreads that day's manure. But soon, Brougher will have a concrete storage basin that will hold six months worth - about 1.1 million gallons, which will save him a lot of time and effort. He'll only have to fertilize twice a year...
  • HAZMAT team finds rotting mayo

    06/14/2010 11:54:56 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 20 replies · 598+ views
    upi. ^ | June 14, 2010
    DESTIN, Fla., - A foul odor that resulted in the closing of a road and the evacuation of some Florida homes turned out to be emanating from a 5-gallon jar of mayonnaise. Destin Fire Control District Fire Chief Kevin Sasser said two people living on Bent Arrow Road called to complain of the smell Tuesday and said the odor left them with trouble breathing and a burning sensation in their eyes, the Northwest Florida Daily News, Fort Walton Beach, Fla., reported Monday. Sasser said the team searched the residence and discovered a "large barrel" left behind by the previous occupants...
  • VIDEO: STING UNLEASHED: 'We want big government'...

    04/26/2010 8:15:58 AM PDT · by Blue Turtle · 44 replies · 1,326+ views
    ...a climate skeptic is crazy...we want big government...the man on the street can't do much...
  • Rocker Sting Stung by Controversy Over Secret Concert for Dictator's Daughter

    04/13/2010 9:52:58 PM PDT · by pissant · 37 replies · 1,227+ views
    Fox ^ | 4/13/10 | Ed 'don't call me Fred' Barnes
    Human rights activists are demanding the superstar stinger donate to charity the more than $2 million dollars “in blood money” he received for playing a secret concert for the daughter of one the world’s most brutal dictators. O Sting, where is thy sting? It is not where his principles lie, according to human rights activists who are demanding that the superstar stinger donate to charity the more than $2 million dollars “in blood money” he received for playing a secret concert for the daughter of one the world’s most brutal dictators, Islam Karimov of Uzbekistan. The little known dictator burst...
  • Flower raises a stink in Milwaukee

    01/09/2010 7:20:16 AM PST · by JoeProBono · 20 replies · 1,293+ views
    upi ^ | Jan. 8, 2010
    MILWAUKEE , Jan. 8 (UPI) -- A rare, large and foul-smelling plant in the lily family that blooms about every six years may stink up the Milwaukee Public Museum Jan. 18, authorities say. The corpse flower -- a tital arum (large lily), or Amorphophallus titanium (huge unshaped penis) -- normally grows wild in Indonesian rainforests. The schedule by which they flower is unpredictable, and once they do so, it is only for 24 to 48 hours, says a notice on the Web site of San Francisco State University. In 2008 when the museum's other corpse flower bloomed, it gave off...
  • Fumes From Rotting Food in Office Fridge Send 7 to Hospital

    05/12/2009 8:10:07 PM PDT · by RDTF · 26 replies · 1,524+ views
    Fox ^ | May 12, 2009
    An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday, after the flagrant fumes prompted someone to call 911. A hazmat team was called in. -snip- Authorities said the worker who cleaned the fridge didn't need treatment — she can't smell because of allergies
  • Chinese-made drywall ruining homes, owners say

    03/18/2009 7:37:23 PM PDT · by PAR35 · 71 replies · 2,566+ views
    CNN ^ | 3/18/09 | Jason Hanna
    (CNN) -- Officials are looking into claims that Chinese-made drywall installed in some Florida homes is emitting smelly, corrosive gases and ruining household systems such as air conditioners, the Consumer Product Safety Commission says. ... The drywall is alleged to have high levels of sulfur and, according to homeowners' complaints, the sulfur-based gases smell of rotten eggs and corrode piping and wiring, causing electronics and appliances to fail. ...
  • Senator Harkin defends earmark to research pig odor [we’ve got $1.8 million to study why pigs smell]

    03/04/2009 3:18:59 PM PST · by Sub-Driver · 31 replies · 1,651+ views
    Posted by: Jeremy Pelofsky Tags: Front Row Washington, Iowa, pigs, Tom Coburn, Tom Harkin Some might think it would be hard to defend spending $1.8 million on researching how to deal with the odor from pig manure, but Senator Tom Harkin found it pretty easy to do. Harkin, an Iowa Democrat, succeeded in getting the funds included in the $410 billion omnibus spending bill that is pending in the Senate, drawing protests from some like Senator John McCain that it is wasteful spending of taxpayer dollars. “I’m sure that David Letterman will probably be talking about it and Jay Leno...
  • Shooting Febreeze with Mr. Cleanface

    12/03/2008 9:09:31 AM PST · by CampusKing · 12 replies · 693+ views
    ALG News ^ | December 3, 2008
    "Harry Reid thinks you stink." "In fact, no matter what his lickspittle staffers try to tell him, he wants you to know it – and he wants you to stay the h-e-double-toothpicks away from him." "How can we be so sure? Well, the Pecksniffian Mr. Reid told us so at the grand opening of the new $621 million Capitol Visitors Center (which you, of course, were kind enough to pay for). That’s the place where from now on, Harry expects you and your putrid family and friends to go, instead of smelling up his and his cronies’ exclusive digs over...
  • CVC opens, can’t shake controversy ($621 million Capitol Visitor Center)

    12/02/2008 9:01:42 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 21 replies · 1,039+ views
    The Hill ^ | 12/2/08 | Jordy Yager
    Following years of delays and skyrocketing costs, Tuesday’s opening of the $621 million Capitol Visitor Center (CVC) was marked by more controversy and criticism. At a morning dedication ceremony, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s (D-Nev.) offhand comment about how the taxpayer-funded center meant he and other lawmakers would not have to smell sweaty tourists raised eyebrows. By the afternoon, a Republican senator had claimed the center was godless, while a budget watchdog raised familiar arguments about the project’s wasteful spending. That followed poor reviews of the center’s architecture in two newspapers. House and Senate leaders largely ignored the four years...
  • CA: Watchdog groups raise a stink about waste board picks

    11/26/2008 9:36:11 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 3 replies · 204+ views
    Sac Bee ^ | 11/26/08 | Shane Goldmacher
    The long tradition of political appointees landing high-paid slots on California's waste board continued Tuesday. Two termed-out Democratic state lawmakers – Assemblyman John Laird of Santa Cruz and Sen. Sheila Kuehl of Santa Monica – were appointed to posts on the Integrated Waste Management Board, courtesy of the Democratic legislative leaders. The jobs pay $132,178 a year. Both new recycling board commissioners will replace other well-connected members. Laird will replace Cheryl Peace, the wife of a former state legislator. Kuehl will replace former Democratic Sen. Wes Chesbro. Government watchdogs have criticized the board for its high proportion of highly paid...
  • First the skunk. Then the bigger stink.

    05/09/2008 8:28:45 PM PDT · by Krankor · 44 replies · 504+ views
    Chicago Tribune ^ | 5/09/08 | Lisa Black
    By the time authorities finally cornered the offender under a porch, it was too late. He had done enough damage that Vicki and Mark Royal and their four kids were forced to flee their house and move to a neighboring suburb as men in protective suits stripped the building to its studs and threw out most of their belongings. When the family saw the skunk that started this ruinous chain of events, they were struck by one thing: "It was actually very cute," Vicki Royal said. The situation remains dire nonetheless. A year into the ordeal, the Royals' 5-bedroom, 6.5-bath...
  • Smell ya later! Onions in Logan odor ordeal bound for Florida

    03/27/2008 8:11:15 AM PDT · by billorites · 8 replies · 334+ views
    Boston Herald ^ | March 22, 2008 | O'Ryan Johnson
    After a three-day layover, the 5 tons of minced onions that sparked an in-flight fright for a cargo plane crew are finally bound for Florida, but this particular load of noxious veggies was placed on the No Fly List, according to the FAA. “The cargo was trucked to Miami,” said FAA spokesman Jim Peters. An Alitalia flight was bound to Miami from Milan Tuesday night when the crew was overcome by an odor and donned oxygen masks in order to make a safe emergency landing at Logan International Airport. Initial reports of toxic and flammable chemical leaks and cargo breaches...
  • Scent of a candidate bottled

    03/05/2008 2:03:55 PM PST · by Daffynition · 16 replies · 104+ views
    The Journal - WV ^ | March 5 2008 | JENNI VINCENT
    HEDGESVILLE — April Cline was a perfume designer for six years before giving it up to become a certified life coach. She hadn’t really thought about it much until about a month ago, just after watching one of the Democratic presidential debates. That’s when it hit her — why not design perfumes to compliment the presidential front runners? From that humble beginning came Presidential Perfume, featuring scents created by Cline that represent Democrats Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama as well as Republican John McCain. “Not that the candidates have endorsed these, but these fragrances are simply my idea of them...
  • Challenge may be death blow for Murtha rival

    02/21/2008 9:28:38 PM PST · by smoothsailing · 43 replies · 180+ views
    Johnstown Tribune-Democrat ^ | 2-22-08 | Mike Faher
    Challenge may be death blow for Murtha rival BY MIKE FAHER The Tribune-Democrat February 22, 2008 — William Russell’s campaign to unseat U.S. Rep. John Murtha could meet an untimely end. A challenge filed in the state’s Commonwealth Court claims that Russell, a Johnstown Republican, does not have enough valid petition signatures to get his name on the April 22 primary ballot. If Russell were deemed ineligible, that would leave Murtha – a Democrat who has served 34 years in the House – with no opposition in this year’s elections. “Certainly, I intend to fight this,” Russell said Thursday. A...
  • Egyptian Woman Files for Divorce Over Husband's Refusal To Shower

    11/20/2007 4:14:38 AM PST · by steve-b · 38 replies · 64+ views
    FOX News ^ | 11/19/07
    An Egyptian woman has filed for divorce from her husband on the grounds that he has not showered since they married, AlArabiya.net reported Sunday. The wedding took place two months ago. It was a quick courtship for Yara Saad Al-Din, 23, and Aysar Ali, 31, who got engaged two weeks after meeting on an airplane, AlArabiya reported. But a couple of months into the marriage and the honeymoon is over. Ali recently confessed to his blushing bride that he hasn't showered in all eight weeks of their union, and now the missus is ready to change her marriage vows to...
  • Six weeks without a wash: The soapless experiment

    08/24/2007 12:05:24 AM PDT · by beaversmom · 101 replies · 2,563+ views
    The Daily Mail ^ | August 24, 2007 | NATASHA COURTENAY-SMITH
    Every morning for as long as she can remember, Nicky Taylor — like millions of other women — has carried out her 'getting ready' routine. It starts with shower gel, shampoo and conditioner, includes mouthwash, cleanser and a moisturiser, and ends with an array of age-reversing serums, make-up, hair gel, deodorant, toothpaste and perfume. Exfoliating scrubs, nail varnishes and cellulite-busting creams are often thrown into the mix, too. It is a ritual that not only sets Nicky up for the day but one she has always believed was essential to keeping her looking good and feeling well. But over the...
  • Big stink on their block [neighbor dumps manure . . . .]

    07/19/2007 2:19:53 PM PDT · by StatenIsland · 6 replies · 371+ views
    The Staten Island Advance ^ | 7/18/07 | Kiawana Rich
    BIG STINK ON THEIR BLOCK Wednesday, July 18, 2007 By KIAWANA RICH and MAURA YATES STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- P.U.! A Mariners Harbor homeowner has upped the ante in her feud with the couple next door by dumping two truckloads of ripe horse manure in her yard. In case you're wondering, that's far more of the smelly stuff than anyone would need for gardening chores. Octogenarians Gus and Lucille Midura say they've effectively been sentenced to house arrest. "We can't even sit outside," complained Mrs. Midura, 83, who has a beautiful side yard complete with a screen...
  • TERROR AT TIMES (rats overrun NYT's new building)

    07/05/2007 7:54:33 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 30 replies · 950+ views
    NY Post ^ | 07/03/07
    TERROR AT TIMES July 3, 2007 -- THE New York Times needs glue traps - fast! Editorial staffers on the third and fourth floors of the paper's new Eighth Avenue building are gagging on the smell of dead mice trapped in the vents, an insider tells us. Now, the ad sales department is desperately trying to avoid a similarly stinky situation as vermin run through their offices.
  • Sewage flows down aisles of trans-Atlantic flight

    06/20/2007 8:44:21 AM PDT · by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus · 79 replies · 2,686+ views
    King5.com ^ | 19 June 2007 | Ray Lane
    on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic. "To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight," said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad. "I've never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours," said Brock.
  • I've Been Skunked

    06/03/2007 9:09:02 PM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 36 replies · 691+ views
    self | June 03,2007 | swampsniper
    I live in the woods, not just the suburbs, LOL. Sitting here a few minutes ago, all Hell broke loose outside, followed by a plume of skunk fumes flowing from the AC unit. It is very quiet out there now, I assume the skunk won the fight. I might have to go next door and crash on my daughters couch, LOL.
  • Sarkozy attacks 'immoral' heritage of 1968 **Hippies Stink**

    04/29/2007 8:52:34 PM PDT · by Kitten Festival · 29 replies · 1,681+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 30 April 2007 | Henry Samuel
    To the cheers of 30,000 supporters, Nicolas Sarkozy launched his final push for the presidency yesterday with a stinging attack on France's "cynical" and "immoral" Left, symbolised by his rival, the Socialist candidate Ségolčne Royal. The gathering in Paris appeared to be a final rallying cry from the centre-Right contender at what he called a defining moment in French history, when the country was plagued by "doubts". Nicolas Sarkozy, the French presidential candidate, addressing a campaign rally in Paris yesterday, where he condemned the Left for instinctively backing troublemakers rather than the police He summoned memories of the student revolt...
  • Language Changes

    04/26/2007 8:54:03 PM PDT · by Grizzled Bear · 52 replies · 1,281+ views
    Today | Me
    Language changes. This cannot be denied. Due to one person's brave words we have a new change to our lexicon. Sheryl Crow, the 'one square wonder' has single handedly wiped the way clear the future of our communication. For instance; when things are getting shakey at work you should state that if everyone doesn't work together the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." When someone startles you, tell them you nearly "Crowed your pants." Suppose you are playing poker. Your friend fails to disguise his glee at the hand you dealt to him. While holding your chips closer than your...
  • City May Set Up Panel to Stop Bad Odors

    04/10/2007 2:28:43 PM PDT · by Cagey · 21 replies · 474+ views
    ABC NEWS ^ | 4-10-2007
    OGDEN, Utah Apr 10, 2007 (AP)— The city may be looking for a few good noses. When it meets Tuesday, the City Council is expected to set a public hearing for a law that would create a committee to sniff out objectionable odors. Ogden's chief administrator, John Patterson, said the city is not singling out a specific company for enforcement. But there have been complaints about a pet-food factory, American Nutrition Inc. Despite promises, American Nutrition has failed to install an exhaust scrubber on three ovens that bake treats for dogs and cats, Patterson said. "Stench is not the lasting...
  • Gaza sewage sweeps through village, three dead

    03/27/2007 3:39:15 AM PDT · by atomic conspiracy · 58 replies · 1,818+ views
    Reuters ^ | 3-27-07 | Staff
    (Updates death toll, shots fired near interior minister) GAZA, March 27 (Reuters) - Raw sewage erupted from holding pools and swept through a village in the northern Gaza Strip on Tuesday, causing at least three deaths and many injuries, Palestinian rescue workers said. They said dozens of residents of Gaza's small Bedouin Village were still unaccounted for after the sewage overflowed from ground-level treatment pools, knocking down many makeshift homes. Hospital officials said at least 15 people were injured. It was not immediately clear what caused the sewage to erupt from the pools. Palestinian Interior Minister Hani al-Qawasmi, who rushed...
  • Hippies Smell [Photographic Proof]

    03/19/2007 12:16:55 AM PDT · by Doctor Raoul · 90 replies · 6,711+ views
  • Olympics: 'Unbearable stink' in taxis threatens Beijing's image

    03/03/2007 9:34:22 PM PST · by Jet Jaguar · 7 replies · 306+ views
    Breitbart.com ^ | Mar 03 11:39 PM US/Eastern | N/A
    An "unbearable stink" of garlic in Beijing's taxis is threatening the whole city's image during next year's Olympic Games, a top political advisor was reported as saying on Sunday. Many cab drivers sleep, eat and smoke in their vehicles, leaving a mixed bag of odors for their passengers, said Shi Xiangpeng, a Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference member visiting from Hong Kong. "Sometimes I could smell unbearable stink once I got into the cab, but was afraid of being too rude to get out immediately," said Shi, according to the official Xinhua news agency. "So I had to roll down...
  • Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight

    12/27/2006 5:34:11 AM PST · by pissant · 20 replies · 1,048+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 12/26/06 | staff
    NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail. Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison. Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was...
  • ARMY WILL TANK WORSE THAN JOHN KERRY'S STAND-UP CAREER

    12/01/2006 5:33:46 AM PST · by Hemingway's Ghost · 22 replies · 397+ views
    The God of Football ^ | 01 December 2006 | God
    The Goat is old & gnarly and he's never been to school, But He can take the bacon from the worn out Army mule; He's got no education, but he's brimmin full O'fight, And Bill will feed on Army mule tonight! Army, Army, call the doctor Army, Army, call the doctor Army, Army, call the doctor You're all in, down and out!
  • Couric's debut was a journalistic nightmare (Dinosaur Media DeathWatch™ -Your's truly quoted)

    09/06/2006 4:55:13 AM PDT · by abb · 71 replies · 2,930+ views
    Marketwatch.com ^ | September 6, 2006 | Jon Friedman
    Commentary: CBS should shelve the cute stuff and stick to ... the news NEW YORK (MarketWatch) - "I am very happy to be with you tonight." With those un-momentous words Tuesday night, Katie Couric, 49, was off and running as the new anchor of "The CBS Evening News." At last the hype was over and the former star of NBC's "Today" show would have an opportunity to prove herself as a serious evening-newscaster. She dropped the ball. At its worst, the show reinforced all of the worries of grizzled veteran journalists. This wasn't all Couric's fault. She was, as billed,...