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  • Bruce the dog offered a personal cheque by Darwin [Australia] council for his testicles

    03/02/2014 10:35:53 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 42 replies
    NT News ^ | February 26, 2014 | MARIA BILLIAS
    BRUCE Wallder the great dane may well be the first dog in history to receive a cheque in the mail as consolation for having his testicles removed. That is exactly what Darwin council did last week, much to the amusement of Bruce's owner Tom Wallder. De-sexed dog owners receive a registration reimbursement of $60 from the council for having their pets de-sexed, however the last thing Mr Wallder - the human - was expecting was for the cheque to be sent out in the name of his beloved and recently castrated eight-month-old canine. "I said to my wife, 'that's funny,...
  • Cooking with balls: Serbian chefs honor animal testicles

    09/09/2013 6:24:32 PM PDT · by Decombobulator · 28 replies
    <p>A delicacy for medieval monarchs, a plate for the poorest and a treat for Tito, animal testicles, with a pinch of humour, are back on the menu, at least at one Serbian food festival.</p> <p>A visitor needs no road signs to reach the tiny central village of Lunjevica, population 500. They can follow the smoke and smells from the barbecues and kettles at the 10th unofficial testicle-cooking "world championship".</p>
  • Vulgar: Bashir Says Rubio In Senate Hearing Sought To Show He Had 'Very Strong Testicles

    02/08/2013 2:34:20 PM PST · by governsleastgovernsbest · 19 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Once again demonstrating that Martin Bashir represents the bottom of the admittedly deep MSNBC barrel . . . On his MSNBC show this afternoon, Bashir suggested to a female guest that by his questioning at the Senate confirmation hearing of John Brennan, Senator Marco Rubio sought to demonstrate that he had "very strong testicles." Bashir elicited nervous laughter from guest Karen Finney. View the video here.
  • Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]

    04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT · by NoLibZone · 70 replies
    chinadaily.com ^ | April 27 2012 | chinadaily.com
    April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted...
  • Mice That Eat Yogurt Have Larger Testicles (Probiotics may endow rodents with a "mouse swagger")

    04/27/2012 1:42:49 AM PDT · by rawhide · 24 replies
    Scientific American Magazine ^ | May 2, 2012 | Elie Dolgin
    Last sum­mer a team of researchers from the Massa­chusetts Institute of Technology set out to better understand the effects of yogurt on obesity. They were following up on the results of a long-term study from the Harvard School of Public Health that had suggested yogurt, more than any other food, helped to prevent age-related weight gain. The M.I.T. team, led by cancer biologist Susan Erdman and evolutionary geneticist Eric Alm, wanted to replicate the work in mice. The researchers took a group of 40 males and 40 females and either fed the animals a high-fat, low-fiber, low-nutrient diet meant to...
  • Obscene ornament trial upcoming for SC woman

    12/14/2011 7:37:46 AM PST · by PilotDave · 82 replies
    Sun News ^ | 14 Dec 2011 | AP
    <p>A South Carolina woman who displayed plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck is set to appear in court.</p> <p>The attorney for Virginia Tice of Bonneau (bah-NO') said her trial is set for Wednesday morning in municipal court in the Berkeley County community.</p>
  • Cricket Has World's Biggest Testicles

    11/11/2010 1:25:49 PM PST · by JoeProBono · 53 replies · 1+ views
    nationalgeographic ^ | November 9, 2010 | Christine Dell'Amore
    The new title for world's biggest testicles (relative to body weight) goes to the tuberous bushcricket, a type of katydid, according to a new study. The sperm-producing organs account for 14 percent of the body mass of males of this bushcricket species. The previous record holder's testicles—belonging to the fruit fly Drosophila bifurca—tipped the scales at about 11 percent of its body mass. "I was amazed by the size of the testes—they seemed to take up the entire abdomen," said study leader Karim Vahed, a behavioral ecologist at the University of Derby in the U.K.
  • Teen shoots his own testicles

    03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST · by Mikey_1962 · 119 replies · 613+ views
    Mercury News ^ | 3-8-10 | Staff
    A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound. The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative
  • Stem cells from testicles an option to embryos

    10/08/2008 2:18:41 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 23 replies · 626+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 10/8/08 | Seth Borenstein - ap
    WASHINGTON – Cells taken from men's testicles seem as versatile as the stem cells derived from embryos, researchers reported Wednesday in what may be yet another new approach in a burgeoning scientific field. The new type of stem cells could be useful for growing personalized replacement tissues, according to a study in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature. But because of their source, their highest promise would apply to only half the world's population: men. Embryonic stem cells can give rise to virtually any tissue in the body and scientists believe they may offer treatments for diseases like Parkinson's and...
  • 'Battered' Testicles On the Menu in Nutty E-Cookbook

    10/01/2008 8:34:05 AM PDT · by ex-Texan · 36 replies · 820+ views
    Yahooooo AFP ^ | 10/01/2008 | AFP Staff
    LONDON (AFP) - Squeamish men look away now: a Serbian chef is bringing out Thursday a no-holds-barred guide to cuisine with a twist: "The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls." Hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection by e-book publishers YUDU, the cookbook includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets. The e-book, available for download from the Internet, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks. + + +
  • Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama's Testicles

    07/10/2008 4:22:09 AM PDT · by Quaker · 24 replies · 267+ views
    Stuck On Stupid ^ | July 10, 2008 | Quaker
    Jesse Jackson in one of his moments of complete stupidity has targeted Barack Obama’s testicles for removal. Jackson’s jealousy of the first bi-racial man to be nominated for the Presidency by a major political party must be overwhelming. (Video Snippet Included)
  • O'reilly won't show whole Jackson video b/c it will hurt him personally

    07/09/2008 9:09:26 PM PDT · by cdchik123 · 60 replies · 648+ views
    Fox News ^ | Bill Oreilly
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twzoec7zZig
  • Stem cells from testicles offer organ bonanza

    10/01/2007 9:52:41 PM PDT · by Coleus · 13 replies · 289+ views
    the register ^ | September 20, 2007 | Lewis Page
    US medi-boffins believe they may have developed a new way of obtaining potentially useful stem cells, which could be key to a range of therapies in future. The catch is that they plan to harvest the basic material from human testicles.  Stem cell research is considered one of the more exciting fields in medicine at the moment. It uses the body's basic "master," or stem cells, which can at least theoretically be made to produce any other type of cell. This might allow injured or wasted tissues to be healed, or perhaps even permit failed or degraded organs to be...
  • Illegal immigrant loses testicles, freedom after firing on SWAT team

    09/20/2007 3:40:07 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 20 replies · 388+ views
    blogs.kansascity.com ^ | 9-20-07 | James Hart
    It's been a year and a half since Texas police raided Guillermo Urquiza's home, looking for proof that he tried to order a hit on a police officer. Urquiza, who was asleep, grabbed a gun and fired when he heard the commotion. Officers fired back, hitting him in the crotch and stomach. He had to be castrated as a result. He's been sentenced to five years for firing at the officers -- they were never able to prove the original accusation. He says it's unfair because he didn't know they were police. The authorities say they clearly announced and identified...
  • Early-Onset Dementia May be Linked to Vasectomy, Study Suggests

    03/02/2007 3:35:02 AM PST · by cinives · 86 replies · 2,179+ views
    LifeSite ^ | Thursday March 1, 2007 | Gudrun Schultz
    CHICAGO, Illinois, March 1, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) - Researchers at Northwestern University have discovered a link between vasectomy surgery and a form of dementia that usually strikes men in their 40’s and 50’s. Known as Primary Progressive Aphasia (PPA), the disease targets the language center of the brain, causing victims to have difficulty remembering and understanding words. People afflicted with PPA lose the ability to talk and understand speech, and gradually deteriorate in other areas of function until they are fully incapacitated. Lead researcher Dr. Sandra Weintraub, professor of psychiatry and behavioral sciences and or neurology at Northwestern’s Feinberg School of...
  • Mouse testicle cells behave like stem cells, suggesting new source for therapy

    03/24/2006 1:56:33 PM PST · by JTN · 60 replies · 1,449+ views
    Atlanta Journal-Constitution ^ | 03/24/06 | MALCOLM RITTER
    NEW YORK — German scientists say cells from the testes of mice can behave like embryonic stem cells. If the same holds true in humans, it could provide a controversy-free source of versatile cells for use in treating disease. Embryonic stem cells can give rise to virtually any tissue in the body and scientists believe they may offer treatments for diseases like Parkinson's and diabetes and spinal cord injuries. But to harvest the cells, human embryos must be destroyed. Some religious groups and others oppose that. The new research into testicular cells, published online Friday by the journal Nature, comes...
  • Deckchair trapped testicles

    08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT · by Millee · 68 replies · 1,145+ views
    Ananova ^ | 8/2/06 | Staff
    A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats. He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent...
  • Big Ride Across America (SF Chron writer goes to MT Testicle Festival)

    07/17/2006 7:02:26 PM PDT · by T-Bird45 · 42 replies · 547+ views
    SF Chronicle ^ | 7/11/06 | Steve Rubenstein
    Success, which spoils things, has most surely changed the time-honored menu of the great Testicle Festival. "It's not the same anymore,'' moped Bob Zeier, a 75-year-old retired cattle rancher, sitting in the Ryegate Bar and Cafe and dragging on a Camel filter. "Not the same at all. A bull testicle is just not the same as a calf testicle.''
  • Injured Husband Talks to Action News (Follow Up)

    05/21/2006 5:46:18 AM PDT · by CrawDaddyCA · 7 replies · 266+ views
    abclocal.com, Philadelphia, PA ^ | 5/17/06 | Dann Cuellar
    A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal. The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage. Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a...
  • Sac attacker was AWOL from mental hospital

    05/21/2006 5:30:48 AM PDT · by CrawDaddyCA · 5 replies · 192+ views
    Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 5/17/06 | DANA DIFILIPPO & TOM SCHMIDT
    A Nicetown woman who tried to tear off her husband's testicles with her bare hands Tuesday had skipped out on a four-hour pass from a mental facility the day she attacked him, her brother said yesterday. Monica Randolph, 39, was charged with aggravated assault and related offenses for skinning the scrotum of her husband Howard, 52. His genitals suffered severe wounds that required stitching, an overnight hospital stay and a lot of morphine. "They asked me to describe the pain between one and 10," Randolph said yesterday. "I said 20. I honestly don't think I could have gotten through this...
  • Woman Accused Of Cutting Off Husband's Testicles

    05/21/2006 5:01:14 AM PDT · by CrawDaddyCA · 16 replies · 306+ views
    A woman in Philadelphia was arrested after allegedly cutting off her husband's testicles while he slept, according to a Local 6 News report. The woman told police that she caught him cheating on her so she took action while he was asleep in their home located in the Tioga-Nicetown section, the report said. The man was taken to the hospital with severe bleeding. A TV news station in Philadelphia reported that the man's genitalia were reattached at a hospital. He was reportedly in stable condition. The woman could face aggravated assault or attempted murder charges in connection with the incident,...
  • The Difference Between Fallen Angels, Demons, Aliens, Jedi, and the Watchers

    05/12/2006 8:24:27 PM PDT · by restornu · 121 replies · 31,935+ views
    The Watcher Files ^ | By Sherry Shriner
    In these last days, the Bible says it will be a time of mass hybridization and the mixture and corruption of human DNA by fallen angels, also known as "Aliens." The government is and has been, conditioning the existence of aliens through Hollywood, science fiction, cartoons, and other sources. However, they are not telling you the whole truth. These Aliens are not ascended masters, or enlightened ones, or beings from galaxies millions of miles away, nor are they our forefathers or original creators. They are fallen angels who were kicked out of heaven for their rebellion against the headship...
  • Mice testicles yield 'ethical' stem cells

    03/24/2006 8:32:43 PM PST · by hocndoc · 24 replies · 891+ views
    The New Scientist ^ | March 24, 2006 | Andy Coghlan
    Mice testicles yield 'ethical' stem cells * 16:22 24 March 2006 * NewScientist.com news service * Andy Coghlan Men’s testicles may provide an “ethical” source of embryonic stem cells (ESCs), suggest new experiments in mice. A team in Germany has successfully grown mouse ESC-like cells from spermatagonial stem cells which normally turn into sperm. The ESC-like cells can be grown into all tissues of the mouse body, suggesting that if the same could be done in men, it would provide patients with a source of tissue-matched cells for repairing any damaged organs or tissue. So far, all existing colonies of...
  • Testicles may provide a better kind of stem cell

    03/25/2006 4:02:17 AM PST · by FerdieMurphy · 47 replies · 6,478+ views
    The Times (London) ^ | 3/25/2006 | Mark Henderson
    Men may be carrying in their testicles an almost limitless supply of spare part cells for treating disease and injury, research has suggested. Scientists in Germany have successfully isolated a new kind of stem cell from the testes of adult mice that can grow into a full range of tissue types, offering a possible alternative to embryonic stem (ES) cells for medical therapies. If the findings are repeated in people, it could become possible to harvest the cells from testicles and grow them into specialised tissues for treating conditions such as diabetes, Parkinson’s disease and paralysis. As the cells would...
  • Bats and balls: Bigger testes mean smaller brains

    12/09/2005 7:01:03 AM PST · by billorites · 40 replies · 1,199+ views
    Economist.com ^ | December 8, 2005
    MEN are often accused by women of, to put it bluntly, having their brains in their balls. A joke, of course. But perhaps not as much of one as people might like to think. For a study of bats carried out by Scott Pitnick, of Syracuse University in New York State, and his colleagues, suggests that there really is a trade-off between the two organs. With about 1,000 species, bats are the second-largest group of mammals (rodents are top), so there is plenty of material for interspecies studies. Dr Pitnick's project, published in this week's Proceedings of the Royal Society,...
  • Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation [Darwin Award finalist?]

    11/18/2005 5:11:08 AM PST · by varyouga · 39 replies · 1,918+ views
    Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it. Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England. After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans. He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts. He was put in a psychiatric ward but has...
  • GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

    10/13/2005 6:47:37 PM PDT · by Zuben Elgenubi · 3 replies · 201+ views
    Sky News.com ^ | October 13, 2005 | STAFF
      No glowing testicles here... GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! Scientists in London have created a mosquito with glowing testicles in a bid to stamp out malaria.The male mosquitoes are genetically modified to make them infertile so when they mate with females, no more mosquitoes are produced. The mosquitoes' sperm has been made fluorescent green so they can be easily identified from females.This makes the mosquitoes' testicles glow under ultraviolet light, enabling scientists to separate the two sexes.The males are then sterilised and released into the wild, causing a crash in the local mosquito population within weeks.The team of researchers from...
  • The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

    10/07/2005 3:26:12 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 21 replies · 952+ views
    AP/Yahoo ^ | Thu Oct 6, 9:40 PM ET | MICHAEL KUNZELMAN
    The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN, Associated Press Writer Thu Oct 6, 9:40 PM ET BOSTON - Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs. What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine. "Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a...
  • Rocky Mountain Recipes

    07/23/2005 1:00:53 AM PDT · by MaxMax · 15 replies · 2,818+ views
    It doesn't matter what you call them, cooked right, testicles are a treat! If you have any family jewel recipes I've missed, send me a mail.
  • Looks Like Chimps are Too Damned Human, or something.

    03/13/2005 4:06:03 PM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 2 replies · 435+ views
    TV news | March 13, 2005 | swampsniper
    Mr. Muggs has been outed, no more Mister nice Guy, Fred J. How can a sweet little, vegetarian, sweetypie rip off someones nuts, and nose, and hand, and still claim vegetarian sweety status? Hell, I forgot, I think a foot was ripped off, too! Don't take Me wrong, I walk around with wild critters every day, and love them with all My heart and soul, but, I never, ever, forget that any of the little bastards would eat Me for lunch, in a NooYawk heartbeat. May I say, "Thank God, I'm a country Boy"? http://photobucket.com/albums/v244/tsiya/
  • Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...(Welch Rugby Fan Cuts off Own Testicles)

    02/10/2005 4:51:24 PM PST · by Gaetano · 13 replies · 819+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 02/07/05 | Reuters
    LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. Reuters Photo Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had...
  • Fake testicles say more about your boyfriend than dog: Limbaugh: "Neuticles are just plain neat!"

    01/07/2005 8:43:52 AM PST · by rface · 43 replies · 1,740+ views
    Dear Dog Lady, For almost six months, I've been dating Monty. I thought I was falling in love with him until he presented my dog and me with an inappropriate Christmas present. Now, I'm not sure. The gift was a pair of NeuticlesOriginal, fake testicles for dogs. My dog, Magic, was intrigued by them and tried to chew them and then tried to play with them. My dog rolled the little balls around the floor until Monty took them away and scolded Magic. I just watched stunned as all this was going on. I couldn't have imagined Neuticles until I...
  • Men fined for removing bull's testicles

    02/27/2004 9:02:39 AM PST · by Redcoat LI · 30 replies · 342+ views
    Abc news online ^ | 2/27/2004
    Men fined for removing bull's testicles Four men have been fined $300 each in the Rockhampton Magistrates Court for removing testicles from a bull statue in the beef capital. Police charged the men, all aged in their 20s, with wilful damage after they found the testicles in their car. Police prosecutors say the men said they had taken the property for a bit of fun and had returned to the airport to replace them. Rockhampton City Council's Tom Wyatt, says the city's bull statues are repeatedly subject to vandalism and ratepayers foot the bill. "The vandals think it's quite a...
  • Budundumula Robbers Torture Man’s Goats In Order To Attract His Attention

    10/06/2002 3:00:00 AM PDT · by Neanderthal · 8 replies · 325+ views
    New Vision (Uganda) ^ | Sunday October 6, 2002 | New Vision reporter
    Budundumula Robbers Torture Man’s Goats In Order To Attract His AttentionBudumbuli village in Bugembe, Jinja is rife with talk of thieves who battered a man and stole his money. The thugs lured him out of his house by squeezing the testicles of his goat tethered in the compound outside. The incident happened in the early hours of September 20. In a statement to local authorities, Awali Muganza, a grain dealer said he was beaten into submission when he came out to check what had happened to his goats which were bleating incessantly in the middle of the night. “I heard...
  • Cannabis 'worse than tobacco'

    07/10/2002 7:15:32 AM PDT · by SheLion · 106 replies · 6,685+ views
    BBC News ^ | 10 July 2002
    Cannabis poses a greater threat to health than tobacco, lung experts have warned. The warning comes on the day that Home Secretary David Blunkett is due to make a Commons statement about the future of government drug policy. Many young people are simply not aware that smoking cannabis may put them at increased risk of respiratory cancers and infections . Dame Helena Shovelton: The Home Affairs Select Committee has recommended that cannabis is downgraded from a class B drug to class C. This would mean that possession would lead to a caution, rather than arrest. The British Lung Foundation is...