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  • Man Convicted of Sprinkling Fecal Matter on Pastries

    10/27/2005 8:52:49 PM PDT · by Westlander · 61 replies · 1,264+ views
    KGBT 4 TV ^ | Oct 27, 2005 | KGB TV
    A Dallas man will likely be sentenced today, one day after a jury convicted him of sprinkling feces on pastries at a grocery store. Prosecutors charged 49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products. During the trial, the jury saw store surveillance videotapes of the man tainting the food. Customers had complained the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure. Nahidmobarekeh could get anywhere from 10 years probation to two to 20 years in prison.
  • Hey NFL, how about changing the Thanksgiving menu?(Media idiots in default whine mode alert)

    11/28/2002 11:56:07 AM PST · by Diddle E. Squat · 24 replies · 837+ views
    ESPN ^ | 11/27/02 | Mark Kreidler(Sac Bee Rio Linda liberal)
    Searching the back files over at Simple Truth Inc. during a recent down moment, we discovered that not every tradition endures. That genetically modified turkey that John Madden always rolled out on the Thanksgiving Day football telecasts, for example: Gone. And, for that matter, so goes Madden. Now sentenced to life on Monday nights, more than two decades of NFL Sunday work officially behind him, the big man this week will spend his first Thanksgiving at home in forever. Madden jokes that he won't know where to sit. He will, however, know what to watch, because even the great Madden...