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  • Fundamentalism divides Christians, Carter tells Baptists

    08/20/2005 8:30:46 PM PDT · by gscc · 49 replies · 654+ views
    Baptist Standard Publishing Co ^ | August 5, 2005 | Ken Camp
    Fundamentalism divides Christians, Carter tells Baptists By Ken Camp Managing Editor BIRMINGHAM, England--Fundamentalism characterized by rigidity, domination and exclusion--practiced primarily by authoritarian males--divides Christians by adding restrictive requirements to the simple gospel message, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter told delegates to the Baptist World Centenary Congress.
  • DFU SONG: The Way We Were (Hiroshima.. ..Barbra Streisand is Major League stupid, stupid, stupid)

    08/05/2005 10:14:22 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 634+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    This has to be one of the dumbest women on the planet. She talks about the A-bomb dropped Hiroshima on her website and claims it was the last time it was used in combat. To say she is stupid does not do the word justice. MIDI - THE WAY WE WERE Memories when Hiroshima was hit Big bright mushroom-clouded memories....we will not forget Nagasaki...had not been hit after all You can read it on my website...I am on the ball Could it be that my IQ's off the chart...and Albert Einstein I would shame Could my brain be in the...
  • Bob Geldof: Twit in a snit

    06/24/2005 10:34:30 AM PDT · by Alexander Rubin · 6 replies · 616+ views
    Canada Free Press ^ | Friday, June 24, 2005 | Klaus Rohrich
    Bob Geldof, the fading B-class rocker formerly of the "Boomtown Rats", recently made it known that Prime Minister Paul Martin wasn’t welcome at the upcoming G-8 summit unless he was prepared to cough up .7% of Canada’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) to help "fight poverty" in Africa. Geldof must have the balls of a canal horse to think that who is or is not invited to attend the summit depends on him. Some 20 years ago Geldof’s Live Aid concert, which was held to alleviate poverty and starvation in Ethiopia, accomplished very little, if anything to that end. At least...
  • ZOT! A Recommendation for you Bushbots

    05/13/2005 3:52:54 PM PDT · by not a bush leaguer · 121 replies · 2,931+ views
    Hey, you suckups to the twice selected Idiot in chief. Let me make a suggestion. Why don't you give the ultimate sacrifice to your Supreme Court/Diebold selected dunce? Why don't you sign up to go to Iraq and die for him? Your efforts won't go unappreciated either. I'll be sure and nominate all who do for Darwin awards.
  • ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

    05/13/2005 11:23:29 AM PDT · by FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde) · 241 replies · 6,513+ views
    Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all,...
  • Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior

    05/05/2005 8:30:15 PM PDT · by Army Air Corps · 17 replies · 613+ views
    St. Petersburg Times ^ | 2 May 2005 | Abbie Vansickle
    INVERNESS - An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors' house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said. Authorities arrested Shyne Harris Phelps, 39, of 2510 Jupiter St., at 1:45 a.m., on charges of kidnapping, burglary of a dwelling, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer with intent to commit a felony, resisting an officer with violence, battery and criminal mischief, an arrest report said. Deputies were called...
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • Why Want Bush Do Something about the cost of gas? (ZOT!!! He awaits orders from Juwish Modz.)

    03/23/2005 4:07:55 PM PST · by John Zell · 175 replies · 8,487+ views
    Gas costs so much. I cant afford it. Why want Bush do something? Don't say he can't. His daddy or his handlers could be on the phone in 2 minutes with the Rothchilds and by 1 week, oil prices would be under $20 and gas would be 1 dollar a gallon. You know it and I know it. Why want he? Do you know? Is there sombody we can call? Plaese advice.
  • I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

    12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST · by hk409 · 36,140 replies · 219,508+ views
  • how does this work

    02/13/2005 5:00:38 PM PST · by Dan19 · 181 replies · 2,563+ views
    how | how | how
    how does this work
  • Hillary Clinton 2008 Confirmed?

    01/17/2005 4:38:09 PM PST · by yoe · 51 replies · 6,759+ views
    National Ledger ^ | Jan. 16, 2005 | Staff
    New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) has long been rumored as desperately seeking the democratic nomination for president in 2008. And while many political observers fully expect the power hungry former First Lady to hit the campaign trail within only a few months of being re-elected as a US Senator in 2006, US News & World report claims to have a confirmation of sorts. From USNews.Com's Washington Whispers: Hillary's in… You don't have to take it from us about Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton 's desire to run for president. Her brothers, Hugh and Tony Rodham, say it's true. Friends...
  • Harry Must Be An Enormous Idiot - War Hero

    01/13/2005 5:54:13 PM PST · by veronica · 58 replies · 1,500+ views
    The Scotsman ^ | 1-13-05 | Laura Elston
    Prince Harry’s Nazi outfit would not have been tolerated in the Army and he would have been punished for his actions, a former British commander said today. Colonel Bob Stewart said he would have given the 20-year-old prince, who will join the forces later this year, two weeks’ worth of extra duties for being pictured dressed up in a fascist uniform, complete with swastika armband. The army hero, who led British UN troops in Bosnia, branded the antics “bad taste”, saying they had caused offence to many people. Harry is set to attend the prestigious Sandhurst military academy for officer...
  • Tucker Carlson to quit CNN's Crossfire

    01/05/2005 2:35:37 PM PST · by mediainsider007 · 44 replies · 1,290+ views
    mediainsider ^ | 1/5/05 | mediainsider007
    Tucker Carlson is leaving Crossfire tomorrow 1/6/05. This will be his last day with the long running political debate show. 202-994-8CNN for tickets to be there. Rumor is that he is upset with CNN. What will happen to Crossfire now? Who will replace him?
  • CNN lets Tucker Carlson go; `Crossfire' likely to end as stand-alone show (does anyone care?)

    01/05/2005 2:42:56 PM PST · by Cableguy · 121 replies · 4,244+ views
    AP Wire ^ | Jan. 05, 2005 | DAVID BAUDER
    CNN said goodbye to pundit Tucker Carlson on Wednesday, and with him likely the "Crossfire" program that has been the granddaddy of high-volume political debate shows on cable television. CNN will probably fold "Crossfire" into its other programming, perhaps as an occasional segment on the daytime show "Inside Politics," said Jonathan Klein, who was appointed in late November as chief executive of CNN's U.S. network. Klein on Wednesday told Carlson, one of the four "Crossfire" hosts, that CNN would not be offering him a new contract. Carlson has reportedly been talking with MSNBC about a prime-time opening replacing Deborah Norville....
  • Was Abe Lincoln Gay? (The blockbuster book that will change America’s history)

    10/28/2004 6:07:00 AM PDT · by Pokey78 · 562 replies · 10,594+ views
    LA Weekly ^ | OCT. 29 - NOV. 4, 2004 | Doug Ireland
    If the loving heart of the Great Emancipator found its natural amorous passions overwhelmingly directed toward those of his own sex, it would certainly be a stunning rebuke to the Republican Party’s scapegoating of same-sex love for electoral purposes. And a forthcoming book by the late Dr. C.A. Tripp — The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, to be published in the new year by Free Press — makes a powerful case that Lincoln was a lover of men.Tripp, who worked closely in the 1940s and 1950s with the groundbreaking sexologist Alfred Kinsey, was a clinical psychologist, university professor and author...
  • Franken goes nuts on radio row

    08/31/2004 5:21:04 PM PDT · by Minus_The_Bear · 136 replies · 7,694+ views
    WizBand blog has a photo of Al Franken getting in somebodies face on radio row.
  • Kerry hurls wild pitch (Kerry offers an excuse)

    07/26/2004 12:39:57 PM PDT · by Vision Thing · 259 replies · 6,606+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | July 26, 2004 | Charles Hurt and Stephen Dinan
    BOSTON - John Kerry bounced the ceremonial first pitch during last night's Red Sox-Yankees game at Fenway Park, but he said he was just going easy on the National Guard soldier and Iraq war veteran standing in as catcher. "I held back," Mr. Kerry told reporters early this morning, on the plane ride after the game. "He was very nervous. I tried to lob it gently."
  • Ron Reagan, Jr. to be on Dateline

    06/17/2004 6:21:16 PM PDT · by Hildy · 224 replies · 1,003+ views
    NBC | June 17, 2004 | Hildy
    Jsut saw a promo..to paraphrase..."his remarks at his Father's funeral have set off a controversy...." Is there ANYONE the media will not exploit to further their cause and bash Bush?
  • Theron Defends Gay Marriage

    02/24/2004 11:58:07 AM PST · by Inspectorette · 74 replies · 575+ views
    KCOY-TV ^ | 02/24/2004 | Unknown
    Oscar-nominated actress Charlize Theron has spoken out in favor of gay marriage, branding those like Arnold Schwarzenegger who oppose it "prehistoric". The Monster star, who grew up around a number of gay and bisexual people in her native South Africa, is appalled that gay marriage is still up for debate in this day and age. Theron, currently dating Irish actor Stuart Townsend, says, "I just don't understand that at all. It's so unbelievably frustrating. "I mean, I am surrounded by so many beautiful relationships just in my life, I can't tell you - just so inspirational. And the fact that...
  • Leftist Twit

    12/10/2003 4:37:53 PM PST · by MN-Right · 3 replies · 173+ views
    QuorumCall.com ^ | 12-8-03 | QuorumCall.com
    Boy oh boy. The Democrats are in trouble. Howard "Dazzle" Dean won't release his gubernatorial records. Dennis "Krazy" Kucinich has the endorsement of Grandfather Twilight on his web site. "Reverend" Al Sharpton hosted Saturday Night Live. John "Ketchup" Kerry feels left out. Read the rest here.
  • In the Zone - Pop Star Offers No Apologies for Feeling Comfortable in Her Own Skin

    11/12/2003 6:19:48 AM PST · by Bubba_Leroy · 223 replies · 423+ views
    ABCNews.com ^ | November 12, 2003 | Unknown
    Britney Spears began shedding her candy shell some years ago, but her new album, In the Zone, makes it very clear that the once sugary sweet girl is now a woman who is comfortable with expressing her sexuality in music, on stage and on the covers of magazines. In an exclusive Primetime interview with ABCNEWS' Diane Sawyer, Spears is very candid about the tremendous pressure she is under to see In the Zone succeed, and how far she is willing to go to prove she's now the hottest woman in music. While Spears, 21, admits her highly publicized too-sexy-for-some September...
  • Leftist Twit of the Week

    08/27/2003 6:37:46 PM PDT · by MN-Right · 236+ views
    QuorumCall.com ^ | 8-28-03 | QuorumCall.com
    Who do you suppose uttered those insightful words? Given his affection for the word "disturbed," one might think it was South Dakota senator Tom Daschle. But, alas, it was QuorumCall.com's Leftist Twit of the Week, Harrison Ford! During a trip to Spain, defender of the universe, Han Solo, expressed concern that his country was headed in the wrong direction. Despite numerous attempts, QuorumCall.com was unable to reach Admiral Akbhar or R2-D2 for comment. Here's the rest.
  • Leftist Twit of the Week

    08/13/2003 7:36:47 PM PDT · by MN-Right · 1 replies · 282+ views
    QuorumCall.com ^ | 8-14-03 | QuorumCall.com
    There has been something missing in society for quite some time now. Oh, sure, we've seen some crazy things recently. The Unabomber wants his bomb back, Democrats are fleeing Texas and Ralph Nader got "pied." Still, there is a definite void. What could it be...what could it be...? Here's the rest.
  • Leftist Twit of The Week

    08/06/2003 7:21:56 PM PDT · by MN-Right · 6 replies · 258+ views
    QuorumCall.com ^ | Aug. 07, 2003 | QuorumCall.com
    The Leftist Twit of the Week, Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D. TX) is no stranger to stupid statements. After all, she was the member of the House Science Committee's space subcommittee who asked if the Mars Pathfinder probe would pass by the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong. Man, you can't make that up.... Here's the rest...
  • Leftist Twit of the Week

    07/31/2003 9:22:10 AM PDT · by MN-Right · 5 replies · 222+ views
    QuorumCall.com ^ | 07-31-03 | QuorumCall.com
    ...during an exhibit at the Minnesota State capitol earlier this week, PETA crossed a very important line. When a person or a group breaks the law by assaulting someone, law enforcement and the judicial system can step in and render an appropriate punishment. When PETA likens the butchering of more than 6 million innocent people in a maniacal genocide to ol' Gobbles-turned-Thanksgiving-dinner, it is a different story. Here's the rest.
  • Leftist Twit of the Week

    07/12/2003 5:34:34 PM PDT · by MN-Right · 3 replies · 195+ views
    http://www.quorumcall.com ^ | July 10, 2003 | QuorumCall.com
    Last week, when President Bush was asked about the pockets of resistance that still operate in Iraq, he answered by saying, "bring 'em on." Now, this was certainly a little over the top — perhaps stupid — but the criticism that followed was tendentious at best. Sure, we heard the catcalls from the usual suspects: Kerry, Gephardt, etc. But one, our Leftist Twit of the Week, the Reverend Al Sharpton, was particularly out of order. Read the rest.
  • What's it all about, Alfie? [Zot]

    07/08/2003 8:48:13 AM PDT · by BRIMAC · 32 replies · 324+ views
    Some lefty
  • Scientology Drove Actress Kirstie Alley to Vote for Bush

    05/27/2003 9:58:22 AM PDT · by fight_truth_decay · 83 replies · 3,253+ views
    MRC ^ | Tuesday May 27, 2003 | BrentBaker
    Belonging to the Church of Scientology, which opposes the use of pharmaceuticals for psychiatric problems, drove actress Kirstie Alley, "Rebecca" on Cheers, to vote for George W. Bush for President in 2000 even though she preferred Al Gore on most issues. In an interview with Washington Post "Reliable Source" gossip columnist Lloyd Grove, Alley revealed she voted for Bush because, "although I love Al Gore and I like many of his ideas, I just had a problem with his wife," Tipper, who supports using drugs to correct mental problems. An excerpt from Grove's piece in the Sunday, May 25 Post:...
  • BJ CLinton: "I had lots of screwy things happen to me"!! ON CSPAN2 Now

    05/23/2003 9:03:09 PM PDT · by nwrep · 244 replies · 915+ views
    nwrep
    Speaking at U of Arkansas
  • Anchor (Ashleigh Banfield): Coverage was biased

    04/25/2003 1:16:19 AM PDT · by KQQL · 60 replies · 2,050+ views
    The Topeka Capital-Journal ^ | 04/24/2003 | Matt Moline
    MANHATTAN -- War's sobering realities never reached American TV screens during the recent U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, according to NBC News correspondent Ashleigh Banfield. "We didn't see what happen when Marines fired M-16s," Banfield said during a Landon lecture appearance Thursday at Kansas State University. "We didn't see what happened after mortars landed, only the puff of smoke. There were horrors that were completely left out of this war. So was this journalism? Or was this coverage?"On the other hand, she said, many U.S. television viewers were treated to a non-stop flow of images presented by "cable news operators who...
  • Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Afghanistan

    01/30/2003 5:18:15 AM PST · by Clintons Are White Trash · 12 replies · 307+ views
    Front Page Magazine ^ | 1/30/2003 | Michelle Malkin
    Since its inception last year, the National Security Entry-Exit Registration System (NSEERS) has stopped 330 known foreign criminals and three known terrorists who attempted to come into the country at certain official ports of entry. In addition, the targeted registration of certain foreign nationals already in the country has resulted in the apprehension of 15 illegal alien felons. Naturally, Sen. Teddy Kennedy, D-Afghanistan, wants to stop the Bush administration from using NSEERS to catch any more criminal aliens and illegal aliens who pose law enforcement threats to America.
  • Pro-Murray Letters at WND...

    12/31/2002 4:41:33 AM PST · by DocFarmer · 35 replies · 512+ views
    WorldNetDaily.com ^ | 31/12/2002 | Lib/Dem/Soc/Commie Morons
    TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2002 Bad Art Moore! Bad, bad, bad … You and the type of people you cater to, are the kind of "mindless sheep" that are as dangerous to America as a thousand Osamas! The shameless way in which you attack Sen. Murray reminds me of a very frightened little boy that wants to lash out at anything that moves because of his own fear. I know you will not print this, it was never meant for that. What it was meant for was Art Moore, a person that shows off his own brand of mindless gibberish...
  • SADDAM TRICKS PENN PAL

    12/18/2002 1:13:40 AM PST · by kattracks · 72 replies · 447+ views
    New York Post ^ | 12/18/02 | BILL HOFFMANN
    <p>Sean Penn, just back from his three-day "fact finding" trip to Iraq, turned on his new pals in Saddam Hussein's government - claiming they've transformed him into a weapon of mass propaganda.</p> <p>Penn and various Iraqi bigwigs seemed to be fast friends on Sunday when the star issued a statement saying, "If there is a war or continued sanctions against Iraq, the blood of Americans and Iraqis alike will be on our hands."</p>
  • Caption Tom Daschle's America

    11/23/2002 4:58:03 PM PST · by Paul Atreides · 43 replies · 180+ views
    The Arrakis Street Journal | November 23, 2002 | Paul Atreides
  • Clearing up the election that won't die

    11/08/2002 5:11:15 PM PST · by big bad easter bunny · 1 replies · 246+ views
    http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/tallahassee/news/ ^ | Posted on Mon, Sep. 02, 2002 | By Lance deHaven-Smith
    Opinion Posted on Mon, Sep. 02, 2002 Clearing up the election that won't die By Lance deHaven-Smith CONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST Lance deHaven-Smith Soon, Florida voters will have their first opportunity since the disputed 2000 presidential election to express their judgment about the performance of public officials who were responsible for administering the state's election laws before and during the election fiasco. When the election controversy was unfolding, many rumors and accusations circulated about official wrongdoing, but time and information were insufficient, then, to assess their validity. Now, however, much more is known about what happened. Listed below are typical questions about...
  • REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT AT EVENT COMMEMORATING END OF RAMADAN Presidential Hall

    10/18/2002 2:33:11 PM PDT · by Flashman_at_the_charge · 7 replies · 398+ views
    THE WHITE HOUSE - Office of the Press Secretary ^ | January 10, 2000 | President Clinton
    Remarks by the President at Event Commemorating End of Ramadan THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release January 10, 2000 REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT AT EVENT COMMEMORATING END OF RAMADAN Presidential Hall 11:30 A.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Thank you very much, Eid Mubarak, and welcome to the White House. N'Imah Saleem, you did a fine job for a 14-year-old, or a 24-year-old, or a 44-year-old. I thought she was terrific. Thank you very much, thank you. (Applause.) And, Imam Hendi, thank you so much for your words, your prayer, and for serving as the...
  • Oppose Bush's Power Grab

    09/08/2002 11:26:24 PM PDT · by GalvestonBeachcomber · 49 replies · 1,304+ views
    King Features Syndicate ^ | 09/09/02 | Charley Reese
    Americans who value the Constitution should stand with Sen. Robert Byrd, D-W.Va., and oppose George Bush's attempted power grab in conjunction with establishing a Department of Homeland Security. The Bushies are trying to frame the debate as either protecting bureaucracy or providing security for Americans. In fact, the debate is about preventing an authoritarian president from sacrificing the Constitution in the name of providing security. Let me remind you that those who prefer security to freedom will lose both. Bush wants to be able to disregard labor contracts and civil-service rules, as well as move money within the department as...
  • Archbishop attacks Iraq invasion plan

    07/12/2002 6:26:46 PM PDT · by dighton · 29 replies · 305+ views
    The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 07/13/2002 | Jonathan Petre
    Dr Rowan Williams, who is expected to be named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury within weeks, yesterday stepped up his criticism of the West’s war on terrorism by denouncing plans to attack Iraq as “immoral and illegal”.In a declaration signed by other peace campaigners, Dr Williams, the Archbishop of Wales, deplored any action which took innocent lives as fighting “terror with terror”.He added that an assault on Iraq could never be justified unless it had invaded another country first, and criticised the world’s “most powerful nations” for threatening war.The intervention, which follows his description in January of the Afghanistan...