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  • Human Urine Eroding World’s Tallest Church Tower

    10/26/2016 8:44:29 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 26 replies
    Big Government (Breitbart) ^ | October 25, 2016 | Katherine Rodriguez
    The world’s tallest church is slowly disintegrating at its base due to human urine. Officials responsible for upkeep of the Ulm Minster Church in Ulm, Germany, say the stone base of the tower is eroding due to salt and acids in urine from drunken revelers urinating on the base, CNN reports. The erosion has become such a problem that city officials doubled fines to 100 euros for anyone caught urinating. “I’ve been keeping an eye on it for half a year now and, once again, it’s coated with urine and vomit,” Michael Hilbert, the building’s head of maintenance, told Südwest...
  • Here's what it's like when President Obama gets mad

    03/10/2015 6:09:53 AM PDT · by Citizen Zed · 31 replies
    Business Insider India ^ | 3-10-2015 | AMANDA MACIAS
    When he's mad, President Barack Obama gets eerily quiet. A 21-year-old former Duke University football and basketball star improbably became then-Senator Obama's right-hand man during his first presidential campaign. Reggie Love went on to work as Obama's personal aide for five years, crisscrossing the nation with America's future president, serving him meals, carrying around his luggage, buying him clothes, challenging him on the basketball court, and babysitting for his children. In a new memoir, "Power Forward: My Presidential Education," Love discusses being by Obama's side "on the campaign trail when no one believed in him" to the "seconds before stepping...
  • Obama’s caught in the headlightsPresident's reflexive action ... (More from Canada)

    09/17/2012 6:25:25 PM PDT · by Steven Tyler · 3 replies
    The Toronto Sun ^ | September 17 2012 | Simon Kent
    By Simon Kent, Toronto Sun U.S. President Barack Obama’s administration’s first response to protesters in Cairo attacking the U.S. Embassy over an Internet clip posted by an obvious nut job was to endorse the anger of the mob — and then say sorry.
  • Obama photobomber gets wee-wee’d up — literally

    09/17/2012 12:28:16 PM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 46 replies ^ | September 17, 2012 | Twitchy Staff
    Well, it took a couple of days, but we’ve finally determined what Valerie Jarrett was thinking when she tweeted out the letter “P.” At a campaign event in Cincinnati this morning, President Obama really got his audience’s enthusiasm flowing. One man apparently drank in a little more of Obama’s greatness than everyone else, and, unable to contain himself any longer . . .
  • Obama says 2012 will be a 'fun debate'

    04/05/2012 8:32:26 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 30 replies
    Associated Press ^ | April 5, 2012
    WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama said Thursday that the 2012 election will be a "fun debate" over two competing visions for the nation, referring to Mitt Romney as the Republican "front-runner" who has backed policies that would undermine middle-class families. At a fundraiser held at a Washington hotel, Obama told supporters that his administration had spent the past three years "cleaning up after some of that mess, and I don't want to have to do it again."
  • Gerard Depardieu 'Sorry' To Have Urinated On Plane Carpet

    08/17/2011 6:06:37 PM PDT · by Steelfish · 37 replies
    Telegraph(UK) ^ | August 17, 2011 | Henry Samuel
    Gerard Depardieu 'Sorry' To Have Urinated On Plane Carpet Gerard Depardieu's entourage has said he tried to urinate into a bottle "as discreetly as possible" while on a flight, and said he was "sorry" to have spilt some on the plane's carpet. By Henry Samuel 17 Aug 2011 The French actor was caught short on a Paris to Dublin flight after the seat belt sign had been switched on for take-off. With the lavatories closed, the 62-year-old called out "I need to piss, I need to piss". But the cabin crew said no. So the corpulent star of Cyrano de...
  • Actually, Anthony Weiner Sexted From His Congressional Office--And Had Phone Sex, Too

    06/07/2011 8:11:38 AM PDT · by AAABEST · 30 replies
    Business Insider ^ | June 7, 2001 | Henry Blodget
    In his apparently full confession yesterday, Rep. Anthony Weiner said that he had never used "government resources" to sext with his gal pals. Sending out lewd photos, he implied, was just some dumb thing he did on his own time. That appears to be another lie. According to Radar Online, one of Weiner's partners said he used to sext with her all the time from his office. She also said that they had phone sex from there. [SNIP] An examination of congressional records, the official bible of the proceedings and debates of the U.S. Congress, has found Rep. Weiner (D-Brooklyn/Queens)...
  • Report: Anthony Weiner coached woman (porn star) to lie

    06/07/2011 7:04:24 AM PDT · by AAABEST · 54 replies
    Politico ^ | June 7, 2011 | JENNIFER EPSTEIN
    Rep. Anthony Weiner encouraged a porn star to lie about their on-line relationship and offered her the help of his public relations team, according to a report on Tuesday. Weiner sent emails to former X-rated performer Ginger Lee – to whom he’d previously acknowledged sending innocuous messages via Twitter – coaching her to deny that they had been communicating, reported TMZ, which obtained the messages and says the two had exchanged “scores of sexual emails over a long period of time.” “The key is to have a short, thought out statement that tackles the top line questions and then refer...
  • SEGA's New Urinal-Based Gaming Interface Lets You Pee for Points

    12/16/2010 12:56:13 PM PST · by llevrok · 34 replies
    Popular Science ^ | 12/15/2010 | Clay Dillow
    Toirettsu, SEGA's Bathroom-Based Gaming Interface There was a time when you had to go down to the arcade or pizza shop and pump quarters into machines if you wanted to enjoy a video game experience. Then computers and home gaming consoles brought video game entertainment into our living rooms. Now Sega is cornering the niche bathroom gaming market with a gaming interface named “Toirettsu” in which the user controls the game by peeing on sensors in a urinal. If you can’t go standing up, perhaps Toirettsu isn’t for you (sorry ladies, but your hands-free method allows you to play Angry...
  • LGBT Books Vandalized With Urine in Lamont Library

    Approximately 40 books dealing with LGBT issues were vandalized with what appeared to be urine in Lamont Library on November 24, according to a report filed Friday by the library security staff to the Harvard University Police Department. HUPD spokesman Steven G. Catalano wrote in an e-mail that the vandalized books' subject matters included lesbian and gay issues and same-sex marriage. Due to the nature of books, HUPD is currently investigating the incident as a bias crime.
  • White House becoming a cuckoo's nest?

    11/22/2010 9:09:45 AM PST · by usalady · 46 replies
    Examiner ^ | Nov. 22, 2010 | Martha
    A tweet from a CNN reporter traveling with Obama on Air Force One, describing an irrational remark and behavior exibited by the President, has brought to the surface the question of his emotional and mental stability.
  • Exclusive: Obama Says Democrats Endangered if Election Is Referendum on Economy

    09/08/2010 5:04:32 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 58 replies · 1+ views
    Exclusive: Obama Says Democrats Endangered if Election Is Referendum on Economy September 08, 2010 6:45 PM If the midterm elections become a referendum on the economy then Democrats risk losing majority control of Congress, President Obama told me this afternoon. "If the election is a referendum on are people satisfied about the economy as it currently is, then we're not going to do well," he said. 92% of Americans say the economy is not doing well, according our latest poll. Today the president acknowledged the growing frustration with slow recovery. “I think everybody feels like this economy needs to do...
  • Rep. Weiner READY For House/Senate Summer Break

    07/30/2010 11:10:25 AM PDT · by Biggirl · 18 replies · 2+ views ^ | July 30, 2010 | annem040359
    You know you are ready for a summer vacation break when you feel all worked up. Such as US House Representative Anthony Weiner (D/NY) when he goes into what I call a CLASSIC RANT over money, 7.4 billion dollars for health care treatment of people sickened by the dust from the destroyed World Trade Center. Rep. Weiner, you sure look like a person who is READY for the USA House/Senate summertime break,”S”.
  • President Obama to repeal-minded Republicans: 'Go for it'

    03/25/2010 11:25:36 AM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 69 replies · 1,637+ views ^ | March 25, 2010 | Sam Youngman
    President Barack Obama on Thursday flipped into campaign mode and dared Republicans to repeal the healthcare law. With his signature agenda item signed into law, Obama switched from selling the bill to aggressively promoting it during a speech in Iowa City, Iowa, the town where Obama announced his healthcare reform agenda as a candidate in 2007. “This is the reform that some folks in Washington are still hollering about. And now that it’s passed, they’re already promising to repeal it,” Obama said. “They’re actually going to run on a platform of repeal in November. Well I say go for it.”
  • Man shot after urinating on vehicle (San Antonio)

    03/01/2010 7:48:02 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 65 replies · 1,711+ views
    San Antonio Express-News ^ | 02/28/2010 | By Eva Ruth Moravec -
    A man was shot in the leg early Sunday morning after he reportedly urinated on someone's vehicle at a Northeast Side home, authorities said. San Antonio police were called to the 15100 block of Branding Iron around 12:15 a.m. Sunday for a shooting victim, and found Jason Allen, 27, bleeding from his right thigh. A police department incident report states Allen wasn't able to give police much information other than that he was drinking at a home when he urinated on a vehicle. He told police, “They got mad, I said sorry but they shot me,” the report states. Allen...
  • (FLA) Teacher urinates on curb after nearly running over cop

    12/26/2009 10:33:51 AM PST · by llevrok · 43 replies · 2,770+ views
    The Sun Sentinal (FLA) ^ | 12/26/09 | Barbara Hijek
    First, she nearly hit a cop while driving. Then she blows "intoxicated" on a breathalyzer test. And, for her final act, she publicly pees in front of strangers. The details: Jennifer Lee De Roberto, 35, of Temple Terrace, is a Hillsborough County elementary school teacher. She was driving by cops on a traffic stop in Fort Myers and nearly hit one. A cop pulled her over. De Roberto, who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, opened the car window and the smell of alcohol wafted out of the car, reports the Naples Dily News. She claimed to have had nothing to drink...
  • Obama Says Expect No More White House Gate-Crashers

    12/13/2009 6:32:01 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 39 replies · 1,166+ views ^ | 12/13/09 | AP
    WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama says the White House gate-crashers got in through a "screw-up," he's unhappy with everyone involved and it won't happen again. "What I know is what everybody knows, which is that these people should not have gotten through the gate," Obama told CBS' "60 Minutes" in an interview airing Sunday night. "I was unhappy with everybody who was involved in the process," Obama said in the interview. "And so, it was a screw-up."
  • Sarah Palin Says Critics Of Her WaPo Op-ed 'Got All Wee-Weed Up'

    12/10/2009 2:42:37 PM PST · by Justaham · 66 replies · 2,329+ views ^ | 12-10-09 | Noel Sheppard
    Showing the sense of humor millions of Americans fell in love with last year, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said Thursday that critics of her previous day's op-ed in the Washington Post "kind of got all wee-weed up about it and wanted to call me and others deniers." Palin, chatting with conservative talk radio host Laura Ingraham, was obviously poking fun at something President Obama said over the summer: "There's something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up." According to Palin, who might have been referring to derogatory comments from folks like MSNBC's Chris...
  • Chris Matthews spills Kool-Aid on his tingling leg. Obama thinks Chris is all wee-weed up.

    11/17/2009 4:39:23 PM PST · by cruise_missile · 20 replies · 1,883+ views
    11/17/2009 | cruise-missile
    The impartial Chris Matthews (and next Nobel Prize winner) has a Kool-Aid accident.
  • Urinating tourist attacked by crocodile in Mexico

    09/30/2009 8:13:44 PM PDT · by Saije · 36 replies · 3,132+ views
    Daily Mail ^ | 9/30/2009 | Staff
    A U.S. tourist got more then he bargained for when he was attacked by a crocodile while attempting to answer the call of nature in the Mexican resort of Cancun this week. According to Mexican police 20-year-old Andrew Dales, from Dallas in Texas, confessed that he had been on a mission to relieve himself at the edge of the local Nicupté lagoon , in the popular tourist resort of Cancun, when the crocodile suddenly snapped at him. He suffered ‘multiple bite wounds’ to his leg and neck and was also left with a head injury after the reptile knocked him...
  • Reporter Sneezes the Wrong Way in Front of Secy Sebelius

    09/18/2009 1:18:41 AM PDT · by Badabing Badablonde · 18 replies · 985+ views
    ABC News ^ | Tapper | Jake
    At a briefing just now, NBC's Chuck Todd just sneezed into his hand, rather than his arm, prompting the joking disapproval of Health Secretary Sebelius and press secretary Robert Gibbs. Gibbs pointed out that a print reporter had just sneezed the correct way. Your humble correspondent noted that his 2-year-old did it the correct way this morning, prompting Sebelius to offer Chuck an Elmo video.
  • '08 race worker held in damage to Colorado Democratic HQ

    08/26/2009 6:51:18 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 90 replies · 5,965+ views
    Denver ^ | August 26, 2009 | Jessica Fender
    One of two people suspected of shattering 11 windows Tuesday morning at the state Democratic Party headquarters has an arrest record and a history of helping a Democratic political candidate, public records show. Police said that about 2:20 a.m., 24-year-old Maurice Schwenkler, now in custody, and an at-large accomplice took a hammer to the picture windows displaying posters touting President Barack Obama and his health care reform efforts. Early Tuesday, Democratic Party chairwoman Pat Waak said the damage to her building in Denver's art district was a consequence of "an effort on the other side to stir up hate." She...
  • Barack Obama's top pet peeves

    08/25/2009 8:15:14 PM PDT · by mojitojoe · 36 replies · 1,137+ views
    Politico ^ | 8/25/2009 | Amie Parnes
    It was one of those nonstop days: President Barack Obama was flying back to Washington from Los Angeles to meet President Mahmoud Abbas, then he was scheduled to tape an interview for "The Colbert Report" and sit down for his regular briefing with advisers. Read more:
  • Barack Obama Performs "All Wee Wee'd Up"

    08/24/2009 8:02:10 AM PDT · by smokingfrog · 2 replies · 399+ views
    To the tune of "I'm All Shook Up."
  • President Denounces “Disinformation” Campaign against His Health Care Proposal

    08/23/2009 10:14:05 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies · 1,139+ views
    A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 August 2009 | John Semmens
    President Barack Obama came out swinging against the “wee-weed up” opponents of his health care bill, claiming that contentions it will lead to runaway government spending are unfounded. “Using past cost overruns in Medicare and Medicaid as a forecast for my reform is misleading,” Obama declared. “My bill has provisions that will prevent irresponsible spending.” “First, my reform will ensure that any woman who wants an abortion will get an abortion,” Obama pointed out. “This simple procedure will save the government a lifetime of medical expenses that would otherwise be incurred tending to the needs of these unwanted children.” “Second,...
  • Obama: This irresponsible talk of “death panels” offends me

    08/22/2009 11:19:49 AM PDT · by Lou Budvis · 90 replies · 2,427+ views
    Hot air ^ | August 22, 2009 | Allahpundit
    I can’t decide which part I like best. The ode to “vigorous debate” from a guy who wanted a bill rammed through Congress before the recess? The tut-tutting about divisive rhetoric from the leader of a party that’s spent the past month demagoguing its opponents as evil-mongering political terrorists? Or the demand from Captain Deficit that we stop putting off until tomorrow the big problems that need solving today?
  • When Obama's newest catchphrase 'wee weed up' left the press puzzled

    08/22/2009 2:30:43 AM PDT · by AmericanMade1776 · 50 replies · 2,163+ views ^ | August 22, 2009
    London, August 22 : U.S. President Barack Obama left the national media struggling to get the meaning of his newest catchphrase 'wee weed up', which he uttered at a healthcare forum with Democratic party activists in Washington on Friday. He spokes these words while comparing his recent negative press coverage with similarly dire predictions made during his run for President. “There’s something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee weed up. I don’t know what it is. But that’s what happens,” Times Online quoted him as having said.