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We’ll leave the biggest True Crime this past week of an Islamonut murdering 12 of our country’s finest to other reporters. But we do have another horrific crime done in the name of this fine religion that will bring tears to your eyes and rage to your heart. For these people even murder their own children by running them over in a car. Also, what’s the real story of baby Shannon and where’s the other missing kid from 1987? It was THREE hours that those airline pilots were out of touch and where’s the outrage? Updates on Rodney King and...

Obama's health care reform agenda is failing, Democrats are turning against it, and the powers that be haven't got an answer on how to turn it around. Obama, however, has a technique sure to turn public opinion in his favor... NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying the comic within this thread. Thanks a bunch!

Controversial filmmaker and author Michael Moore was recently asked to be on the next season of NBC’s The Biggest Loser series. Moore immediately accepted, NBC sent him contracts to lock in his appearance, and Moore signed and returned them by express mail the very next day. However, Moore, who claims he was previously unfamiliar with the show’s concept, has dispatched his legal team to negotiate his release from the contracts with NBC. Moore’s sources revealed to him months ago his nomination for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Being positive he would win the famous award, Moore had already planned to...

What has happened to common sense? According to WGY and Fox News, an Honor Student at upstate New York's Lansingburgh High School, Matthew Whalen, has been suspended for twenty days for having a two-inch pocket knife in a locked kit in his car. Accoding to Fox: Lansingburgh High has a zero-tolerance policy, and when school officials discovered that Whalen kept his knife locked in his car, he says, they suspended him for five days -- and then tacked on an additional 15 after a hearing.

Today we will have a presentation on how North Korean institutions have changed since the death of Kim Il Sung. One particular item, the presenting group this week has looked at is the new North Korean constitution, adopted in late September of this year stands out to highlight how much North Korea has fallen. Below is a rough draft of a translation of the North Korean constitution. There is a section missing on the draft copy of the translation, but I hope to have that updated shortly. But, what is fascinating about looking at the constitution is how far North...

How'd you do with your Halloween Trick or Treating? Get the goodies you wanted? Every now and again, there's always something that shows up in the goodie bag that you can just live without! NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying your cartoon within this thread. Thanks a bunch y'all!

SafeLink Wireless is a government supported program that provides a free cell phone and airtime each month for income-eligible customers. I received a notice from a local tea party group here in CT about this new government giveaway. This a is a free cell phone along with 64 minutes (varies from state to state) that the government gives recipients to certian programs. Here is an excerpt from their website:Lifeline Assistance is part of a program that was created by the government to provide discounted or free telephone service to income-eligible consumers. To help bring you this important benefit, SafeLink Wireless...

Couple of updates on some old crimes in this True Crime post, one really old but desperately in need of a revisit. I speak of Gary Condit, that congress critter who lied endlessly about his relationship with Chandra Levy and his activities in the days leading up to her disappearance. Chandra Levy’s body was found. Now some pathetic immigrant has been charged with Chandra’s murder. Is yet another injustice in the making here? Two mystery crimes grab the headlines-one a 9 year old murdered by a 15 year old and another involving a 15 year old rape victim whose torment...

Washington- Citing extreme executive privilege during a time of national economic crisis President Boraq Obama has issued a sovereign decree implementing a new federal code that will, for the first time ever, regulate the centuries old fall tradition of “trick or treating”. This proclamation, currently being designated as the “2009 Candy Recovery and Reallocation Emergency Act”, will -among other things- form a new regulatory commission to oversee the uniform application of several new rules concerning the holiday pastime. Duties, responsibilities and powers held by this agency are still largely unknown but it is thought that the aggregate of changes it...

The Ship of Fire On a certain evening every year, at the mouth of the wide Neuse River, a large bright object speeds into view.  It looks like a sailing ship being destroyed by fire, its deck and masts in blazing outline.  The apparition disappears, then reappears, then again disappears for another year.  It burns furiously but is not consumed. It is the ship of the Palatines.  The Palatines were a group of German Protestants who left England in 1710 to settle New Bern.  As the vessel crossed the Atlantic, the prosperous Palatines, pretending to be poor, hid their gold...

There was little to disguise what these two had been up to moments before police pulled them over. Would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller's masterplan had one tiny flaw --their 'disguises' comprised of masks drawn on their faces with permanent marker pen.

Tomorrow is Halloween or as known to the Pagans as Samhain, or even All Hallows eve. What ever. To me, it is a massive party night! I wonder what our President and First Wookie will be wearing on their first Halloween? Up until now, the First Wookie has been scary enough with her outfits, so dressing up for Halloween can only appear normal compared to what we, the American people have seen. As for scary? Well we have already been scared by the bills they are trying to pass and have already passed. Ghosts and goblins on Halloween? Those are...

Obama and his staff tried to have Fox News banned from the White House Press Corps, but that plan fell through. What's he to do now? NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying the cartoon within this thread. Thanks!

Jihadis with a death-wish attempt to engage a pair of AH-64 Apaches with an anti-aircraft gun, promptly turned into Allah-brand swiss cheese....

For years, pet "owners" suspected, but were unable to prove the absolute fact that dogs who live with liberals tend to be more liberal than dogs who live with conservatives. Now, for the first time ever, this was confirmed in the Indian science journal Jonwar Chodu. Pulling from an absolutely staggering sample size, they were able to scientifically conclude that not only are there general political similarities between humans and their dogs, but in fact these dogs became MORE politicized than their human companions. For example, if the human were to lean to the left a little on social issues...

1) 500 pound JDAM hits a IED factory producing a jaw dropping explosion.... 2) WP classic, Predator UAV turns five of Allah's holy warriors into itty-bitty-bits.... (Both short clips)

First of all, whatever, its great that the so-called "press" is reporting that the GDP grew by 3.5 percent in the 3rd quarter of the 2009 fiscal year. But what they aren't telling you is that it has ACTUALLY grown by much, much more. According to the National Research Firm of Non-Partisan Activists, the annual GDP adjusted for market fluctuations, derivatives, premiums and amortization of dynamic assets is actually about 200 times what is being reported by the so-called "news". Basically, its more than ever, and proves that Rush Limbaugh and the right wingers do NOT know what the hell...

"Watch this exclusive preview of AMC's "The Prisoner" that premiered at Comic-Con." "The Prisoner"

F/A-18 Hornet catches jihadist firing rockets at US base in Iraq, uses its M61 Vulcan gatling gun to turn them into pieces and spread them across the desert....

Iraqi jihadist planting an IED takes a 50 cal round to the head. Note: This is a long clip, I'd recommend fast forwarding to the 9:30 mark.

A retired construction worker from Flint, MI named Wally Wallington thinks he might know one way [Stonehenge may have been built]. He even goes so far as to demonstrate it by building a min-Stonehenge on his property… all by himself.

My profession as a companion animal veterinarian is under threat: if two authors based in New Zealand have their way, we’ll soon be eating our pets rather than cherishing them.  Their recently published book, provocatively titled “Time to Eat the Dog? The Real Guide to Sustainable Living”, includes figures for carbon footprints of pets compared with other more well-known energy guzzlers. An article in the New Scientist includes some of the calculations, which are worth reprinting so that you can see the sums for yourself.“A typical medium sized  dog eats 164 kilograms of meat and 95 kilograms of cereals every...

The world's smallest working model train set has been unveiled – measuring just 1/8th of an inch by 1/4 of an inch. At 1-35200 scale to the real thing, the five-carriage train travels around an oval route including ride through a tunnel. Powered by a standard two-inch-long rotating motor head and carved out of mouldable plastic, the model train cost Mr Smith just over £6 to make. "To get a sense of scale you have to remember that the River Branch project is being built to the scale of 1-220," Mr Smith added. "It has taken up two and a...

The very symbol of the freedoms we enjoy in America is represented by the Statue of Liberty. However, after 123 years, one gets the impression that her birthday aint much to celebrate! NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying this cartoon within this thread. Thanks!

Best part: Insurgent tries to fires his AK-47 at one of the Apaches and is quickly gunned down with 30mm cannon fire (1:90 mark). 4 star clip

Filmmaker Michael Moore will probably want to steer clear of one of his favorite leftist countries -- Hugo Chavez's Venezuela -- after he inadvertently insulted El Presidente and enraged the strongman's rabid supporters. Chavez's devoted followers (no doubt at Chavez's behest) are deriding Moore as a liar, racist, and coward -- all for the filmmakers outrageous statements about their leader during an appearance on a late-night talk show, ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live." (A film clip of the Oct. 9th show may be seen here.) Moore described a strange encounter with Chavez during last September's Venice Film Festival. Chavez was there...

AH-64 Apache uses a hellfire missile and its 30mm cannon to turn 8 Iraqi jihadists into a fine red Allah-mist....

Huge JDAM vaporizes house full of Taliban fighters....

It is important to understand radical Muslim theology, not because it is true, but because some of the people who believe it want to kill you. Likewise, it is important to understand a lesser known theology which may also spawn efforts to harm. This week, Fightin Words entertains the fringe, exploring the New Age movement, theosophy, Luciferianism, and similar paradigms which share a common vision of a coming “enlightenment” or “shift in consciousness” which will subvert the “Old Order” and unify humanity under a single banner. Those who resist this shift will be “holding humanity back,” and are to be...

American F-16 attacks a group of insurgents using its M61 Vulcan cannon (very rare to see a F-16 strafing run clip).....

Obama...indecisive? Perish the thought! He's just wants everyone to know that he's the type of Prez that will think things through before acting! And now that he's sent tens of thousands of soldiers into combat, there is no question who Obama is trying to destroy! NOTE: The author of this Comic requests that you please visit his web site and refrain from copying the cartoon within this thread. Thank you

Warning: If you don't like watching jihadists being cut to pieces by 30mm rounds then this isn't the video for you. If you are a fan, then it's game on!....

They paid $9,000 each to die. Sweat Lodges Gone Wild. Speculation as to who might have killed little Somer Thompson…what prompted police to quickly search those landfills? Thieves steal and eat their catch; thieves wear bras as disguise. A rant on Dave Letterman, proof that he’s Bill Clinton’s acolyte. Arrested for being naked in his home? Way more to this story than as originally reported. Much more in this True Crime post with pictures as entertaining as the text.

I’ve been a fan of SciFi since my first Tommy Tomorrow comic book when I was eight years old. I joined the Science Fiction Book Club when I was twelve and have been a member since. SciFi was my major flotation device, helping me survive the rough seas of a lousy school life until I went to college. Stargate SG-1 is my second favorite TV show, after the original Twilight Zone. That said, I am dismayed and disappointed that the same people who created Stargate SG-1 have laid such an egg with Stargate Universe. The producers and writers seemed to...

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Artillery pounds a compound containing Taliban jihadists (note the air bursts) then finished off with a JDAM.....

Think that everything you get with a Google search is the real deal? Not when you search for "Ruth Bader Ginsburg"! And this is one search you might regret making! NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying the cartoon within this thread. Thanks much peeps!

Nice compilation of Apache strikes with a few Predator ones thrown in as well. Run time is a little over 2 minutes....

There has been much talk of late about the "Enemies List" that the Obama administration is working off of. As a public service to our readers, we are publishing the items one must be aware of in order to be taken off the Obama Hate list.You might be on Obama's Enemies List if: If you have a degree from a college in something other than Law, Civics, Theater Arts, Education or Political Science If you have ever attended a tea party or ever complained about paying your taxes If you make enough money to have to pay taxes If you...

HOW TO UPGRADE WINDOWS 7 BETA OR RC TO WINDOWS 7 RTM (RETAIL VERSION) You can’t upgrade directly from a pre-release version—at least, not without a quick and easy workaround. Here is that workaround...The ProblemWindows 7 checks whether or not the current version you are running is a pre-release copy, and prevents you from upgrading further. For reference purposes, this is the error you’ll see when you try and upgrade.The SolutionThe solution is to edit a file inside the Windows 7 DVD—which you’ll have to extract to the hard drive to proceed. If you are using an ISO image for...

I want Freeper advice. I went to pick up my son today from (government run) school for a Doctor's appointment as requested by my wife. I was informed by the school that I required my wife's permission to take him from school early. Here is the issue: I am the child's legal guardian. I was completely unaware of this, and there has been no judicial order issued to the contrary. What in the h%ll is the school district's authority for such an action? What should I do about it? Advice is appreciated.

The Wall Street Journal recently published an article discussing a theoretical collapse of the United States in 2010. Igor Panarin presented his theory in 1998, and cites mass immigration, economic collapse, and moral decline as key triggers to a second American civil war that will fragment the US into four pieces, with Alaska going back to Russia and Hawaii ending up in Japanese or Chinese hands. Here’s what Panarin’s theoretical United States region would look like, post second American civil war: (MAP AT LINK) Now, there are a few things I agreed with right off the bat, like California being...

Ever get the idea that what you were searching for on Google aint quite what you got back in the results? We know how you feel in today's "Geeks On Caffeine"! NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying then cartoon within this thread. Thanks a bunch y'all!

By Michael Peabody The other day someone sent me a link to an “Antichrist Decoder” that has been posted online by an otherwise reputable Christian ministry. You can type in anybody’s name and the program will calculate the value of the name in Roman numerals. After checking my name to make sure that I was not the Antichrist I looked at the other names that people had plugged into the decoder and learned that Barack Obama is not the antichrist, neither is Barack Hussein Obama. Ronald Wilson Reagan’s name doesn’t add up to 666 even if you type in two...

Perhaps the reason I don't want Kevin Jennings masquerading as a safe school czar is because I'm a BHOmophobe. Aside from the fact that I don't think we need another large government paycheck going to an un-vetted, over-authorized czar, to be honest, I wouldn't want any person whose main rise to notoriety has been centered around sexual practices of any kind acting as a safe school czar. But honestly, that would make me a racist and a homophobe I guess, eh? A 2-for-1 enemy of the state.

A new online "game" called Internet Eyes is about to be launched in the UK. The game allows the "players" to connect to CCTV cameras in the UK to monitor for criminal activity. If a resident witnesses a crime, they can then report it for a reward of up to £1000.

A Beijing boutique rides on the back of the 60th anniversary of China celebrations and Obama mania to bring 'Oba Mao' products to its customers video-1:32 min

Massive airstrike levels building housing insurgents, soldiers taunt what's left of their victims over loudspeaker, awesomeness ensues. Note: Make sure you have your sound on.