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  • Notorious DUer Will Pitt Turns Angrily Against Obamacare

    03/19/2014 11:35:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 85 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | March 19, 2014 | P.J. Gladnick
    Harry Reid is going to have a hard time portraying Will as a Koch brothers shill... William Rivers Pitt, a leftwing editor at TruthOut,  whose foibles have been chronicled in NewsBusters and is probably best known for his journalism "scoop" of predicting the indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006, is back in the spotlight again. While waiting 24 business hours to elapse for the Rove indictment to finally take place, Pitt shocked many at the Democratic Underground by posting an extremely angry attack, What I've learned about the Affordable Care Act, upon Obamacare due to a bad personal...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-13 (Pitt almost stumbles into some truth)

    08/08/2013 4:52:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The man you are looking at is William Rivers Pitt, the erstwhile Wunderkind of DUmmieland, "Pied Piper Pitt," now a 41-year-old has-been/never-was journopundactivist and self-important muckety-muck for an obscure prog blog called "truthout." Ever since Journalist Pitt swore to the high heavens that an indictment of Karl Rove was a done deal, sealed, and would be revealed within 24 business hours, Mr. Pitt has been the laughingstock of the internets. OK, you can stop looking at the picture now and go fetch some eyebleach. BTW, that's a screenshot of the Pittster youtubing for dollars for his little truthout site....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-13 (DUmmies were hoping for a RW Boston Teabomber!)

    04/22/2013 10:36:11 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Let's see. . . . April 15, Tax Day. . . . Boston, site of the original Tea Party. . . . Boston, America's most liberal city. . . . "Patriots' Day," a term that the wingnuts would love to use. . . . So who are the obvious perpetrators of the Boston Marathon bombing? Why, right-wing white Christian conservatives, of course! Teabaggers! TeaBOMBERS! That was the immediate and quite predictable reaction of the DUmmies in the wake of last week's bombing. Never mind the fact that 99% of all terrorist attacks in the world over the past 40+...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'")

    01/24/2013 4:14:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-13 (WILLIAM RIVERS PITT Wants to Know What's Happening at Free Republic)

    01/17/2013 3:54:35 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants to know what is happening at the Free Republic as you can see in his THREAD, "Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?" Since all editions of the DUmmie FUnnies are quickly posted at the Free Republic, Pitt might find out way more than he would like. For example, he might find out about the heinous deeds of a certain Temporary SockPuppet. Or would he prefer to wait 24 business hours for a PARTIAL BIRTH NONAPOLOGY that attempted to explain away one of the biggest journalistic frauds ever perpetrated? A visitor to the Free Republic who...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-12 (Pitt sees Bloomberg endorsement as climax change!)

    11/02/2012 5:49:23 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Drop everything! Yesterday, November 1, 2012, a date which will live in . . . famy, I guess--yesterday was . . . THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! (Version 47.1, is it now, Pitt?) And . . . you were there! Ingrain it in your brain! You see, Pie-eyed Prognosticator Pitt has come out with another prediction! And it's because of what happened yesterday. Now, NOW, we can be sure that Our President, Barack Obamassiah, Healer of Planets and Lowerer of Oceans, will win re-election. It wasn't looking too good up until yesterday, but now The Big Game-Changer has...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-12 (Pitt remembers: "Cindy Sheehan was the first #Occupier.")

    01/30/2012 11:20:11 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, the Summer of '05! William Rivers Pitt was the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, prolix prog blogger supreme, leading an army of psychophants enthralled with the Pitt and the Ponderous. True, a chink had emerged in his armor through the Andyscam scandal, but Pied Piper Pitt had recovered nicely and was back to leading the anti-Bush hatefest at the DUmp. Yes, it was a young, vigorous, 33-year-old William Rivers Pitt back then, a rising star in the ranks of the barking moonbats. And William had his eye set on higher things still: talking headness, punditry, a paid position on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-11 (Will "the Shill" Pitt cheerleads for New DU)

    12/15/2011 4:32:10 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Kook or Kook Klassic? That is the debate going on this week amongst the denizens of the DUmp. "New Kook" is DU3, $kimmer's new moneymaker. "Kook Klassic" is DU2, the DUmmieland so many have come to know and love. Head DUmmie Skinner pulled the switchover this past weekend, but some of the children have refused to make the move and are staying behind in the old, mostly vacated house. Some have even fled the premises altogether and headed for Greener pastures (e.g., Left Underground). This refusal to move is troubling. Sure, $kimmer has sold his soul for a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-11 ("Will Pitt's 40th Birthday today...")

    11/09/2011 4:09:59 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2011 | DUmmie Raven and Charles Henrickson
    OK, I promise: After today, I will take a moratorium on Will Pitt DUFUs for a while. But today IS the man's 40th birthday, after all, and he IS the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, and he has been the #1 star of the DUmmie FUnnies over these past 7+ years. So a special birthday tribute today to William Rivers Pitt. Really, though, it's just an excuse to post a song I came up with since yesterday. Yesterday we DUFUed Will's THREAD, "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail," in which the Pittster bemoaned not some setback in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-11 (Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail.")

    11/08/2011 8:19:32 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt: Citizen. Journalist. Activist. International best-selling author. Bouncer at Bukowski's. Pied Piper of DUmmieland. Where Mr. Pitt leads, the DUmmies will surely follow. And the Magic Man always leads by example. He stood up next to a mountain with Andy. He stood in a ditch with Mother Sheehan, braving furious fire ants for, oh, a good ten, fifteen minutes. William Pitt the Bolder nailed the Downing Street Memos to the White House door, at least mentally, on the Day When Everything Finally Changed. And Journalist Pitt BROKE the Fitzmas scoop on the Rove sealed indictment when no...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-11 (DUmmies are angry that others think they're angry!)

    10/10/2011 7:43:59 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2011 | DUmmie arcane1, DUmmie William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In yesterday's DUFU, we documented how full of hate and anger the DUmmies are toward anyone who has more money than they do, particularly toward those who work in the financial sector. Signs saying "JUMP! YOU F***ERS!" and images of guillotines were typical of the DUmmies' violent fantasies. But even though the DUmmies and the OWSies are filled with such anger and hatred, don't you dare accuse them of posing a potential threat! No, the OWSies are non-violent, peaceful protesters, dontcha know. So any preparedness on the banks' part, trying to protect their employees' safety--this HAS to be a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)

    10/03/2011 7:11:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-11 (Pitt backs down on Obama backing down on Hoffa's comments)

    09/07/2011 11:09:29 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Well, that didn't take long. Will is dancing the Tepid Two-Step. Let's sing while he dances! SELF-RECANTED EVENINGTune: "Some Enchanted Evening"Self-recanted evening, When you see the flip-flops, You may see where Pitt stops Across the DUmmieland. And somehow you know, You know even then, That sometime you'll see him Recant once again. Self-aggrandized weaving, Bloviating windbag, Going where the wind blows, Not knowing where to stand. He'll write to the left-- That's left to go right-- Will's so busy dancing, He can't sleep at night. Who can explain Pitt? Who can tell you why? Will gives two versions, Neither...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-05-11 (Pitt proclaims, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole")

    07/05/2011 4:38:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 5, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Independence Day holiday would not be complete without hearing from the Prime Minister of Great Written, William Pitt the Drunker. Wee Willie puts down his fifth long enough to do an essay on the Fourth, here in this THREAD, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole (some thoughts on the Fourth of July)." So since we're still within 24 business hours of the Fourth, let us go forth into the Mind of the Magic Man, in Written-Long-But-Not-Much-Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]: I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole [Pitt's real...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-05-11 (Damning with faint prez: Pitt calls Obama "The Nowhere Man")

    04/05/2011 9:33:03 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 5, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, has always been, if nothing else, a reliable party hack. So it must pain Pitt to write anything less than a fulsome paean of praise to President Hopenchange. But at the same time, if Pied Piper Pitt doesn't want to lose his audience in DUmmieland, he will have to express SOME level of dissatisfaction with how things have been going, since many progs now consider BO to be Bush Lite. What to do? Democrat loyalist vs. Pied Piper of DUmmieland? Pitt's solution? Damning with faint prez, as he does here in this...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-11 (Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland!)

    03/28/2011 9:46:39 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 67 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    President Bush--sorry, President OBAMA has just finished his speech on the kinetic military action in Libya, and the early reviews are coming in. Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland! Too many are saying they've heard this speech before. Just substitute "Saddam" for "Qaddafi" and "Iraq" for "Libya," and Chimpy McBushitler could have given it. But of course there are some Obama/Democrat Party loyalists trying to spin this thing so as to placate the DUmmies. Chief among the apologists is, as you would expect, William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, loyal party hack, who is starting to tiptoe carefully...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-11 (Hiding Hypocrite Pitt seditiously silent on Obama's War on Libya)

    03/25/2011 12:45:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Why so much war? Because war is a profitable enterprise. George W. Bush and his people can hold forth about the wonders of democracy and peace, and can condemn worldwide violence in solemn tones. Until the United States stops being the world's largest arms dealer, these words from our government absolutely reek of hypocrisy. -- William Rivers Pitt International best-selling author William Rivers Pitt prides himself on being the leading opponent of Bush's War on Iraq, right from the get-go. Early on, he wrote (with his buddy, Inspector Scott Ritter) an international best-selling book, War on Iraq: What Team...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)

    01/04/2011 5:36:27 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It's been at least 20 years since your humble correspondent paid a traffic ticket. Oh, I've gotten my share of tickets but I have gotten out of all of them one way or another. The best way to get out of a traffic ticket is NOT to get into the police officer's face am remain calm and POLITE. You just know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is exactly the kind of complete shmuck that gets into cops faces for a mere traffic infraction by the very exultant title of his THREAD, "Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in...
  • Michael Moore Christmas Message Cites Quote Plagiarized by Perpetrator of Karl Rove Indictment Hoax

    12/27/2010 6:39:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies · 1+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | December 27, 2010 | P.J. Gladnick
    Michael Moore, in his Christmas Message to his readers, cited a quote by William Rivers Pitt who is best known to the world as one of the perpetrators, along with Jason Leopold and Marc Ash of TruthOut, of the journalistic hoax that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006. Here is Moore quoting Pitt who is quoting without attribution Douglas Adams in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": Hey Everyone, I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas (or a Merry Everything) and hope you are all well today.Here's a good thought from the writer William Rivers Pitt: "Before...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-10 (Michael Moore quotes Proud Plagiarist Pitt!)

    12/27/2010 4:34:04 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 3+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday we looked at Pied Pied Pitt's, "All I Want for Christmas." But Pitt has BIG NEWS to report in regard to this latest essay of his! None other than MICHAEL MOORE himself has QUOTED from Pitt's article!! THE Michael Moore!!! OMG!!!! Can you BELIEVE it! But here it is, as Pitt reports in this THREAD, "Michael Moore quoted my Christmas article in his Christmas message." Our Boy Pitt must be walking on air! Sicko quotes Socko! Wee Willie has ARRIVED!!! Only . . . there's one little problem. You see, the part where Michael Moore is quoting Pitt,...
  • One Piper Piping: Pitt's "All I Want for Christmas"

    12/26/2010 8:31:53 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    That nimble Christmas elf, Wee Willie Pitt, is holding court at Bukowski's, telling everyone within earshot his holiday wishes, here in this THREAD, "All I Want for Christmas." The Pied Piper's pipings are in Red-nosed Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how Will's attempt at stopping smoking is going, is in the [brackets]: All I Want for Christmas [IS A FREAKIN' CIGARETTE, D*MMIT! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!] By William Rivers Pitt [One Piper piping . . .] It's snowing in Boston, finally. . . . until yesterday, we here haven't had so much as a flake....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-10 (The Mourning After: Pied Piper Pitt assesses the damage)

    11/03/2010 9:24:33 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Tsunami Tuesday WIPED OUT Democrats across the land! It was HISTORIC! Gains not seen in MANY DECADES in state legislatures, governorships, in the House, and, yes, even in the Senate! The only two "flips" in Congress, Democrat to Republican, that I'm aware of are two predictable House races (Cao in LA and Castle's seat in DE). No R-to-D flips in the Senate; on the contrary, big gains. Truly, it was a BLOWOUT! But, hey, the Democrats managed to hold on to Sen. Harry Reid (D-SEIU) as their their public face in Cong . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! There is no...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-10 (Pitt is BACK!!!)

    08/08/2010 7:06:57 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    AA-OOGA! AA-OOGA! Call off the DUmber Alert! Throw out your milk cartons! He's BAA-AACK!!! The Pittster, I mean! Yes, William Rivers Pitt, aka Pied Piper Pitt, is BACK in DUmmieland! After a three-month time-out for bad behavior--Wee Willie cussed out and threatened DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, a homeless WOMAN--the resident rock star/bad boy of the DUmp finally was readmitted after DUing DUe penance. Papa Skinner has let his Prodigal back in the house! It happened last night. Punxsutawney Will stuck his head out of the ground with this THREAD, the succinctly titled, "Hey." And much rejoicing ensued!...
  • D.U. Administrator Posts Absurdly Detailed Rules to Micromanage Dissent

    The leftwing blogosphere has a big problem: dissent. Last week we saw Keith Olbermann leaving the Daily Kos because he was attacked there for mildly criticizing Barack Obama. And this week, the administrator of the Democratic Underground, David Allen aka Skinner, was forced to deal with a recent wave of purges (tombstoning). One reason was due to simple liberal crackup temper tantrums among the DUers as happened when their most prominent member, William Rivers Pitt of Karl Rove indictment hoax fame, was tombstoned last month for threatening physical violence upon a fellow DUer who turned out to be a homeless...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-10 (Pied Piper Pitt Day 2010: Pitt homeless, Bobo the Hobo still posting)

    05/12/2010 10:48:56 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 87 replies · 1,374+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | Pied Piper Pitt Day, May 12, 2010 | DUmmie bobbolink and Charles Henrickson
    Happy Pied Piper Pitt Day! Yes, today is May 12, the fourth anniversary of that fateful Fitzmas fiasco in 2006, when Prosecutor Fitz indicted KKKarl Rove, and Journalist Pitt then breathlessly broke the scoop to the moonbat multitudes hanging on his every word: "It's a sealed indictment--Sealed vs. Sealed--Rove has ALREADY been indicted, and now, just wait, you will see him frogmarched within 24 business hours!" FREUDENSCHADE, BABY! Break open the champagne! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Tick, tock, tick, tock. . . . 24 business hours came and went. . . . 24 business DAYS came and went. . . . 24...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

    05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 155 replies · 2,644+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS: For the record Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions. We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-10 (Pitt gets a JOB! As a BOUNCER!)

    05/07/2010 6:01:41 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 55 replies · 969+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will wonders never cease? Wee Willie Pitt has gotten a JOB! As a BOUNCER, no less! Remember Pitt's Bukowski buddy Ty the Bouncer? Well, Pitt has BECOME Ty the Bouncer! Trust-fund baby, pedagogue, pundit, press secretary, best-selling author, essayist, activist, ditch-stander-inner, indictment-scooper--now add BOUNCER to the résumé! Is there no LIMIT to this man's talents? Read about it here in this THREAD, "Do The Right Thing." How the mighty have fallen! You see, once upon a time, Our Boy was a rising star in the progressive ranks. Pied Piper to the DUmmies, Wee Willie had attracted quite a following....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-10 (Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog")

    04/15/2010 7:15:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 710+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2010 | Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker
    Happy Tax Day! It's the DUmmies' favorite holiday (next to May Day). Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government. But that's not for the DUmmies. Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams. But surely you would think that in Massachusetts, in Boston, in the Cradle of Liberty, in the HOME of the ORIGINAL Tea Party, all the citizenry would rise up as one, fused in patriotic fervor against the taxing tyrants on the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-10 (Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: "Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday")

    01/20/2010 6:59:09 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 93 replies · 1,755+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    There is nothing that William Rivers Pitt loves more than putting on his Pretend Pundit cap and prognosticate as some sort of political insider for the DUmmies. We have seen this many times and Will inevitably ends up with egg on his face. Remember that courtroom somewhere in Ohio where lawyers for John ("I served in Vietnam") Kerry supposedly filed papers that would somehow overturn the 2004 presidential election? That was a Pitt "scoop." Oh, and Obama would have no problem getting ObamaCare passed because he "parked it" according to Pitt after one of his many boring speeches on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-15-10 (Pied Piper Pitt Plays Pretend Pundit in MA Senate Race)

    01/15/2010 5:47:02 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies · 1,678+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 15, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    Mumsy and Daddy invested some big bucks in your trust fund and what do you have to show for it? Other than heavily investing in "liquid assets" at Bukowski's and shelling out of pocket for vanity press books that only a few friends read, not much. Oh sure, there was that big Hail Mary pass on May 12, 2006 that looked like a sure thing. Unfortunately Karl Rove was NOT indicted and with his non-indictment any chance that the political establishment would take you seriously went up in smoke. Yes, if the indictment had happened William Rivers Pitt would...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-10 (DUmmies Are GO!)

    01/11/2010 3:01:45 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 55 replies · 1,904+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    When I was a kid, one of my favorite TV shows was the "Thunderbirds," a "Supermarionation" series about the Tracy family and their International Rescue team. There would be trouble somewhere in the world, and, from their secret island base, the IR crew would fire up their jets and rush to the rescue. "Thunderbirds Are GO!" That picture came to my mind when I read this THREAD from Pied Piper Pitt, in which he issues the "Go" order to his DU crew. "DUmmies Are GO!" I think Pitt fancies himself as Jeff Tracy or Scott Tracy, or maybe as...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-09 (Pitt puts the year into perspective--well, sorta . . .)

    12/29/2009 8:28:29 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies · 965+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Pied Piper Pitt periodically feels a need to pontificate, and Christmas/New Year's is just such an occasion. Pitt bids farewell to this YEAR by bidding farewell to this awful DECADE, in order to a) bash Bush and b) distract attention from Obambi and this Year of Living Changerously. And through it all, Wee Willie manages to say . . . almost nothing. But it does allow him to pontificate from on high . . . atop his barstool at Bukowski's. And it does allow US to have some FUn with the DUmmies, which is our "mission statement" here at...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-13-09 (Turmoil in DUmmieland! Pitt to the rescue!)

    11/13/2009 3:48:58 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 81 replies · 1,734+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 13, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    There is tension and turmoil in DUmmieland! I know, I know, you're saying, "So what else is new?" But the normal turmoil has spiraled out of control! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!! They've been at each other's THROATS lately! It's the Obama-PelosiCare bill, of course, that has got them all shook up. The DUmmies have discovered that the devil is in the details, and the details are now becoming known. So the DUmmies have been taking it out on their fellow DEMOCRATS there on DEMOCRATIC Underground, in their usual vitriolic style. TA DA! Peace Piper Pitt rides to the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-09 (The gasbag has landed! "Baloney Boy" Pitt back from the honeymoon)

    10/22/2009 10:36:00 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 51 replies · 1,395+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The gasbag has landed! No, not the good ship Jiffy Pop. No, I'm talking about "Baloney Boy" Will Pitt. Mr. Pitt has just gotten back from his honeymoon! Our Little Willie is now a married man! WOOOO HOOOO!!!!! Congrats, Will! We here at DUmmie FUnnies are very happy for you and your bride, and we wish you all the best. I'm series. If I could, I would buy you a beer at Bukowski's and raise a toast in your honor. Li'l Beaver would give you a cigar. We may have our political differences--oh, kind of like the difference between...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-06-09 (Smoking Destroys Throat of William Rivers Pitt)

    10/06/2009 6:57:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 80 replies · 2,076+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 6, 2009 | PJ-Comix
    This is a short but shocking DUFU edition today. William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats. I could post his overlong boring speech which was my original intention but I just couldn't get over his voice. You can't hear him by clicking the pic above but if you go to TRUTHOUT, just scroll down to the video and click on it. If you had ever heard Pitt's voice before his throat started getting eaten away by the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-05-09 (Punditry-Pining Pitt Pumps out the Puff Pieces)

    06/05/2009 1:46:55 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies · 953+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 5, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt and Charles Henrickson
    Our boy Pitt is BACK, in a big way! In recent weeks, the erstwhile Logorrheal One has gotten off his barstool at Bukowski's and hit the keyboard. The disgraced journalist-wannabe has been pumping out columns for truthoutthewindow, mostly puff pieces kissing the rear end of the Obambi Misadministration (and attacking conservatives, of course). Maybe Will the Shill, reliable party hack that he is, is looking for a paying job. Fuggedabout it, Will! That ship left the harbor on May 12, 2006, when you reported with full assurance that Karl Rove had been indicted. Well, even if it only wins...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-09 (May 12: Pied Piper Pitt Day)

    05/12/2009 6:00:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies · 1,450+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 12, 2009 | PJ-Comix
    It is May 12. Pied Piper Pitt Day! Let the bells ring out in joy! Gather up your family for the celebrations! Today we honor the man who on May 12, 2006, just 24 business hours ago, broke the big journalistic scoop that Karl Rove had already been indicted.It was shortly after this revelation and arrest of Rove that William Rivers Pitt became the toast of the journalism world. He quickly left Truthout behind to become a regular guest on MSNBC and a respected pundit published far and wide. He could often be spotted in Peter Luger's steakhouse holding...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-09 (Long Winded Idiot Pitt Blows Ill Wind)

    03/12/2009 6:12:12 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies · 1,148+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It seems like William Rivers Pitt has forgotten his role in perpetrating one of the biggest journalistic frauds (Karl Rove "indictment scoop") of the 21st century. Having conveniently removed that episode from his memory banks, Pitt has now jumped back on his soapbox to lecture conservatives as you can see in his latest DUmmie THREAD, "Idiot Wind." You want some idiot wind, Pitt? Well, this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies is going to blow your own idiot wind right up your butt with your own words. Yes, every single reply will consist entirely of Pied Piper Pitt quotes so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-26-08 (It's beginning to look a lot like Pitt's Missive!)

    12/26/2008 11:03:41 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 78 replies · 1,388+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2008 | Wee Willie Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It's not Christmas, really, without a visit from that nimble little elf, Wee Willie Pitt. Pitt knows this, of course. He EXPECTS his DUmmieland faithful to be looking forward to such a visit, so the Unusually Reticent One feels compelled to post. (The Formerly Logorrheal One was so quiet this year that voting for him as one of the Top Ten DUmmies of 2008 was something akin to, as one person noted, Cal Ripken getting voted to the All-Star team when he was past his prime.) Pitt's missive is found in this THREAD, "This might be me picking a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-08 (Little Orphan Willie sings: "Tomorrow...")

    11/03/2008 6:10:44 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies · 1,307+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Wee Willie feels he must weigh in on the eve of this momentous occasion, since he is, after all, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Here is the Logorrheal One waxing inspirational, using many words to say nothing, in this THREAD, simply and solemnly titled, "Tomorrow...". And the Pied Piper's eloquence moves his DUmmieland sycophants to tears! So let us gather round the Sage of Bukowski's and soak up his wisdom, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you DUmmies that Democrat Voting Day is actually the day AFTER tomorrow, is in the [brackets]: Tomorrow......
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-08 ("Counting Our Chickens": Pitt Plays the Race Card)

    10/26/2008 7:39:25 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 60 replies · 1,116+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    As we've been chronicling, our DUmmie Ants are growing increasingly antsy over the possibility of losing what should be an easy win for them. Thus they are preparing their excuses "just in case"--primarily "election fraud" and "racism." Pied Piper Pitt is warming up the "racism" excuse, as seen in this THREAD, "Counting Our Chickens." Yes, it's the old Pied Piper Pitt essay we've haven't seen in a while: pedantic, prolix, ponderous, pregnant with profound insight into American history (as in Pitt's laughably classic "Third American Empire"). For today's drinking game, the magic word is "The Great Migration." Oh, BTW,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-08 (Look out, DUmmies! Peeved Pyro Pitt gonna burn your house down!)

    02/28/2008 6:07:19 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 71 replies · 184+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 28. 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It must have been a rough night at Bukowski's the other night. Maybe Kevin Spacey wouldn't give him an autograph. Maybe Ty the Bouncer had to help him off the floor. Whatever the reason, William "Cry me a" Rivers Pitt was in his cups and in a foul mood. At times like that, Bottomless Pitt is wont to get on the internets and vent his spleen. When he does, Pie-eyed Griper Pitt is likely to take it out on his fellow DUmmies. And that, my friends, is one of Wee Willie's TWO entertaining and DUFUable personae. You see, to...
  • **FUN FLASHBACK** God Sees The FReepers

    06/19/2006 7:27:18 PM PDT · by rface · 49 replies · 1,137+ views
    Liberal Slant ^ | June 9, 2001 | William Rivers Pitt
    There was a striking moment during the interregnum last November/December (2000) that has stayed with me ever since. Inside Politics was running 24 hours a day on CNN, you will recall. I was watching one evening, several days into the theft, and there was Judy Woodruff interviewing conservative columnist Bob Novak. The question of the hour was whether or not Al Gore should just quit and go home. On this night, Novak was pointing to a public poll that had been running on the CNN.com web site. You know these polls: log on to a news site and give your...
  • It is getting better. Check this out [Truthout trying to hide stealing a fraudulent article]

    07/09/2003 6:26:23 PM PDT · by William McKinley · 175 replies · 2,937+ views
    I am having a back and forth with Japan Today regarding their publishing of an article which appeared in Capitol Hill Blue that has subsequently been exposed to be false.Japan Today did not get the article from Capitol Hill Blue though. They got it from Truthout.org, a leftist propaganda outfit.I wanted to see if Truthout.org even had the story up on their site. I went to their main page, Truthout.org and checked. Nothing. I noticed a search box up at the top. So I took a phrase from the original article, sought significant quantities and hit search.Bingo.Here is what the...
  • Target of F.B.I.("CLOSE ALLY OF CLINTON") Raid Had a Hard Path to Capitol Hill (BOO - HOO!!!)

    05/28/2006 9:03:28 PM PDT · by FairOpinion · 72 replies · 2,313+ views
    NYT ^ | May 29, 2006 | CHRISTOPHER DREW and ROBERT PEAR
    Representative William J. Jefferson has always liked to talk about growing up in an impoverished farm community, picking cotton for $3 a day and hitting the books hard enough to win his ticket out — a scholarship to Harvard Law School. But even as Mr. Jefferson built a reputation as one of Louisiana's brightest, most effective leaders, a less flattering view began to emerge, one signified by his nickname in political circles, "Dollar Bill." Early in his career, as a state legislator, he was criticized for enriching his law firm with contracts from state and local agencies. He also ran...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-06 (Jason Leopold Steals Pied Piper Pitt's Fitzmas)

    04/27/2006 6:24:36 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 101 replies · 1,689+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 27, 2006 | Jason Leopold, William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    A strange thing has happened over the course of the past year. Whenever I search the name of either Karl Rove or Patrick Fitzgerald in Google News, another name keeps popping up, JASON LEOPOLD, who appears as the reporter of some amazing (but wildly inaccurate) insider information on the CIA "Leak" case. Often Jason Leopold appears as the SOLE source of information which NO OTHER reporter has been able to unearth. So who is this intrepid reporter that is constantly on top of the CIA "Leak" case ("Leak" in quotations since it is NOT a crime to reveal the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-06 ("The New Fascism"---Pied Piper Pitt)

    01/17/2006 2:59:52 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 156 replies · 1,866+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Here is the latest blast of Hot Air from DUmmie Temporary SockPu...uh, I mean Pied Piper Pitt. This bloated heat wave emanating from his mouth is pretty much his standard Apocalyptic routine mixed in with a strange feeling of a Swan Song. It is almost as if Pitt is bidding farewell in his current incarnation before Dark Forces conspire to prevent him from fulfilling his "destiny." It is the dark foreboding tone of Pitt's latest overblown treatise that ends up saying really NOTHING that distinguishes this missive from his usual bilge. Is Pitt, perhaps, planning on a trip for...
  • A mob of hyperactive right-wing extremists with an army to play with

    04/29/2003 4:19:22 AM PDT · by SJackson · 13 replies · 153+ views
    Jewish World Review ^ | 4-29-03 | Raoul Lowery Contreras
    Twenty-one Spring days proved that the armed forces of the United States led by the brilliant duo of President George W. Bush, and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield , is unmatched in today's world for the ability to gather resources, gather combat men and to attack and deliver victory in short order. Another factor is their ability to coalesce the support of the American people for the Iraq enterprise. However, there are some in the American population who objected and continue to object to the war. Recent polls indicate that about 22-25% of the American public objected and continue to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-05 ("HEY: Brace yourselves..."---Pitt's Reality Check)

    10/18/2005 3:36:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 93 replies · 1,636+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It looks like I might actually have to award Pied Piper Pitt a Kewpie Doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity. Why? Because he is now admitting the VERY REAL possibility that Karl Rove & Co. WON'T be indicted by Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald as you can see in his DUmmie THREAD titled, "HEY: Brace yourselves..." For what crime they could be indicted on, I have NO idea since it is NOT a crime to reveal the identity of a CIA agent who is NOT covert. Let us watch Pied Piper Pitt toss cold water on...
  • DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (the ultimate mocking of an insane left wing moonbat - Will Pitt)

    08/09/2005 9:48:36 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 20 replies · 711+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    RAT DISCUSSION THREAD PJ-COMIX EXPOSURE THREAD ====================================================================== MIDI - RHINESTONE COWBOY Will Pitt's ready for the long plane flight...he hopes he'll score late tonight He has vaseline and in his suitcase some sex toys There's a cute earring in his ear...that's shouting out "Look, I'm queer" He's been naughty indeed He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his...