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  • Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

    06/15/2004 11:11:49 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 211 replies · 3,836+ views
    phone conversations with the USSS | 6-15-04 | dfu
    Yes, ladies and gentlemen it was the conversation that all political junkies dread. It was the conversation with the United States Secret Service. Doug from Upland was reported yesterday to the Secret Service. What could Doug have done? Who turned him in? Is harmless Doug a threat to anyone? Has he ever harmed anyone? This would be so out of character. This is a guy who delivers Meals on Wheels to the elderly and reads to the Kindergarteners for his Kiwanis group. He opens doors for ladies, doesn't eat meat, and has helped save several lost pets. Are we speaking...