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  • Wendy Davis selling lingerie in Estate Sale

    02/26/2016 2:53:18 PM PST · by catfish1957 · 55 replies
    The Houston Chronicle ^ | February 26, 2016 | Kelsey Bradshaw
    AUSTIN — Former gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis is putting up a pink pair of Mizuno Wave Rider 17 running shoes, identical to the ones she wore during her 11-hour filibuster over abortion rights in 2013, this Friday and Saturday at her moving sale in Ft. Worth, according the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram. Davis plans to keep her original pair of pink shoes, but an identical pair with an autographed box will be sold at the former senator’s moving sale. Davis is cutting down on her belongings since recently moving to Austin................Her sale has it’s own estate sale listing online and boasts...
  • AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd loses appeals against convictions

    10/09/2015 9:26:45 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 11 replies
    Manchester Guardian ^ | Tuesday 6 October 2015 11.01 EDT | Tim Jonze and Agencies
    AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has lost his appeal against a string of recent convictions in New Zealand. The musician had been ordered in June to serve a sentence of eight months home detention along with six months of post-release conditions and payment of $NZ120,000 (51,000) reparation after pleading guilty to charges of threatening to kill and possession of methamphetamine and cannabis. However, his appeal, which argued that the sentence was manifestly excessive, was rejected by New Zealands high court.
  • Schaumburg girls quinoa burger a winner in Michelle Obamas healthy lunch' contest

    07/05/2015 8:24:10 AM PDT · by PROCON · 58 replies ^ | July 4, 2015 | sontiveros
    Nine-year-old Shreya Patel of Schaumburg will be among the young winners of Michelle Obamas healthy lunchtime challenge wholl get to dine with the first lady at the White House later this week. Her garam masala quinoa burger with raita was chosen as the winning recipe entered from Illinois, winning her a spot at the awards luncheon Friday. Entries had to be healthy, affordable and tasty. Shreya wrote in an essay accompanying her entry that shes been cooking since she was 3 and said she loves to mix, measure, chop and even clean up afterwards. Heres her recipe: GARAM MASALA QUINOA...
  • Dodgers hosting LGBT and Giants Friday night

    06/19/2015 10:34:29 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 31 replies
    mynewsla ^ | June 2015
    The Los Angeles Dodgers will conduct their third annual LGBT Night at Dodger Stadium at Friday nights game against the World Series champion San Francisco Giants. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Lisa Vanderpump will throw the ceremonial first pitch. Country singer Ty Herndon will sing the national anthem. Recording artist Lance Bass will announce the Dodgers starting lineup. Major League Baseballs Ambassador of Inclusion Billy Bean, who played 59 games for the Dodgers in 1989, will be present for pregame festivities. David Kopay, a former NFL running back who in 1975 became one of the first professional athletes...
  • Maya Angelou Stamp Includes Quote That Isn't Hers

    04/07/2015 5:22:10 PM PDT · by IncPen · 61 replies
    AOL News ^ | Apr 7th 2015 | Staff
    Maya Angelou was known for her inspirational and thought-provoking quotes, so it's only fitting that a stamp commemorating her features one. A new postage stamp that was unveiled in a dedication ceremony Tuesday morning celebrating the late literary icon aimed to do just that. It features her image with the quote, "A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song." Except that quote ... isn't Angelou's.
  • Meet the couples who will be part of history in the same-sex marriage battle

    01/17/2015 8:11:53 AM PST · by HomerBohn · 38 replies
    Washingon Post ^ | 1/16/2014 | Jerry Markon
    April DeBoer never intended to be a legal pioneer, much less a public face of perhaps the most significant civil rights challenge to reach the Supreme Court in years. She and her partner just wanted to be able to adopt children as a couple. But when their lawsuit challenging Michigans adoption code came to a federal district court in 2012, the judge shocked DeBoer and her partner, Jayne Rowse, telling them they should instead be contesting the states same-sex marriage ban. After much anguished discussion, the couple agreed, DeBoer recounted. By no means did we set out to be...
  • How Can Chirlane McCray de Blasio be a Former Lesbian?

    06/16/2014 2:00:56 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 38 replies
    Conservative Read ^ | 12/28/2013 | Gary DeMar
    NY Magazine is reporting that Before she was married to New York City public advocate and Democratic mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio, Chirlane McCray was a lesbian. How is this possible? Once gay, always gay. Isnt this what weve always heard? I was born that way. . . Homosexuality is not a choice. . . You didnt choose to be heterosexual. I didnt choose to be homosexual. The claims go on and on. Gm When someone leaves the same-sex lifestyle, the homosexual community goes into recovery mode: The persons in denial. Is Mrs. De Blasio in denial? The homosexual...
  • Lesbian Real Estate Agents of North Carolina

    05/13/2013 1:36:30 PM PDT · by goodnesswins · 47 replies
    The Internet ^ | 5/13/13 | Idiots
    Lesbian real estate agents of North Carolina
  • Obama Speech - Will he mention gun control? Place your bets.

    04/18/2013 9:08:15 AM PDT · by struggle · 38 replies
    TV ^ | 04/18/13 | struggle
    Place your bets folks, he's speaking generally now, but will he go on about gun control?
  • Deployed soldier begins sex change

    10/20/2012 9:50:57 AM PDT · by markomalley · 15 replies
    Air Force Times (link only) | 10/15/12
    Gannett rag, so link only. Article is here.
  • South Florida Man Wins Live Cockroach-Eating Contest, Then Suddenly Dies

    10/09/2012 9:23:17 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 48 replies
    AP ^ | October 9, 2012 | SUZETTE LABOY
    Man dies after live roach-eating contest in Fla. MIAMI (AP) A contestant in a roach-eating contest who downed dozens of live bugs and worms collapsed and died shortly after winning the contest in South Florida, authorities say. About 30 contestants ingested the insects during Friday night's contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python. Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed outside the store, according to a Broward Sheriff's Office statement released Monday. He was taken to...
  • Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

    06/15/2012 5:01:50 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 100 replies
    mailonline ^ | 6/2012 | hartley-parkinson
    Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth' She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving By Richard Hartley-parkinson PUBLISHED: 03:40 EST, 15 June 2012 | UPDATED: 15:06 EST, 15 June 2012 A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report. The real-life 'octo-mum', from South...
  • State of the Union style: First Lady wears Barbara Tfank (Moo in blue at tonight's doo)

    01/24/2012 9:39:18 PM PST · by Zakeet · 107 replies · 1+ views
    Philly.Com ^ | January 24, 2012 | Esther Lee
    In 2010, she wore red. In 2011, she wore white. So, what did Michelle Obama wear in 2012? A politically-charged, patriotic shade of blue. The First Lady looked regal in a short-sleeved, sapphire-blue, Barbara Tfank dress Tuesday evening for the President's State of the Union address. Tfank, a New York and Los Angeles-based designer, prides herself upon designing pieces that are "timeless." [Snip] The First Lady's hair and makeup looked perfectly elegant as well... and we're dying to see some photos of her shoes.
  • Angry Manhattan residents lambast Zuccotti Park protesters (They're defecating on our doorsteps)

    10/20/2011 5:58:40 PM PDT · by jimbo123 · 79 replies
    NY Post ^ | 10/20/11 | JOSH SAUL
    Infuriated lower Manhattan residents went ballistic on Zuccotti Park protesters at a chaotic Community Board 1 meeting tonight while blasting politicians for allowing the siege to continue without any end in sight. "They are defecating on our doorsteps," fumed Katherine Hughes, a stay at home mom who has the misfortune of living one block from the chaos. "A lot of people are very frustrated. A lot of people are concerned about the safety of our kids." Fed up homeowners said that they've been subjected to insults and harassment as they trek to their jobs each morning. "The protesters taunt people...
  • Woman's "loud sex noises" lead to her arrest (Prominent Atheist, In Front of 10-year-Old)

    05/06/2011 1:00:19 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 49 replies
    NBC2 ^ | May 05, 2011
    A prominent Florida atheist activist has been charged with verbally simulating sex in the presence of a 10-year-old neighbor. Ellen Beth Wachs, 48, was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. Wachs has been prominent in her opposition to prayer at public meetings and challenged the constitutionality of the sheriff donating jail basketball hoops to Polk County churches. An arrest affidavit said she was arrested following a Saturday morning dispute with a neighbor. According to the affidavit, the 10-year-old boy was playing basketball when Wachs yelled through her open bedroom window for him to stop. The boy was joined outside by...
  • Jefferson High School dance coach charged with improper relationship with student

    03/18/2011 5:44:19 AM PDT · by Dacula · 70 replies ^ | Tuesday, March 15, 2011 | Eva Ruth Moravec
    A Jefferson High School dance coach was free on bail Tuesday after her arrest on allegations she had a relationship with an 18-year-old male student, officials said. Destini Michelle Munoz, 25, was released from a holding cell at the city magistrate's office after posting $15,000 bail around 9:50 a.m., charged with one count of being involved in an improper relationship between an educator and a student, Bexar County records show. San Antonio Independent School District police and the Texas Rangers arrested her about 11 p.m. Monday. A student told her mother about Munoz's alleged relationship, and the parent called district...
  • First Barack, now Michelle Obama hits the chat show circuit as she busts a move on Ellen ...

    10/29/2010 4:23:08 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 49 replies
    U.K. Daily Mail ^ | October 29, 2010 | Andrea Magrath
    With her husband facing electoral oblivion at next week's mid-terms, Michelle Obama is clearly prepared to do anything she can to help. Whether showing off her dance moves on Ellen was a politically astute gimmick, however, remains to be seen. The First Lady appeared on the daytime chat show just hours after her husband went on The Jon Stewart Show in a desperate attempt to woo younger voters. The President has been attacked for appearing on a comparatively lightweight show hosted by a comedian. At one point Stewart even called him 'dude', the first time word has been used...
  • Rogue American Woman (Dowd reads Sarah Palin's book)

    12/08/2009 6:35:50 AM PST · by reaganrevolutionin2010 · 80 replies · 4,079+ views
    New York Times ^ | 11/17/09 | Maureen Dowd
    Of course, the subtitle of Sarah Palins book is An American Life.Because she is the lovely avatar of real Americans ordinary, hard-working, God-fearing, common-sense, good, ordinary, real Americans. If you are not living an American life, you are, to use a Palin coinage, living bass-ackwards.(snip) I approached reading her book with trepidation, worried I might learn that I am not a real American, dang it, just another dreaded, jaded enlightened elite.
  • Michelle Obama's Toned Arms Spark A Trend "[New Kind Of Low-Key Status Symbol"]

    03/17/2009 10:03:33 PM PDT · by Steelfish · 77 replies · 1,842+ views
    London Times ^ | March 17, 2009
    March 18, 2009 Michelle Obama's toned arms spark a trend Dress designers and Michelle Obama have developed an obsession with toned biceps. Is this a new kind of low-key status symbol, asks our Fashion Editor Lisa Armstrong Who knew that when the faintest dimple on the mountain of Michelle Obama adulation manifested itself, it would be incurred by the First Lady's propensity to display her biceps? It began, as barely perceptible dips in adulation (and concurrent spikes in envy) often do, when she appeared on the March cover of American Vogue. The accompanying gallery, in which the First Lady's fine...
  • Babs Dem lovefest hits high note at Kerry soire

    10/24/2006 12:10:07 AM PDT · by MadIvan · 20 replies · 1,019+ views
    The Boston Herald ^ | October 24, 2006 | Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
    Barbra Streisand made a political pit stop at the palatial pad of Sen. John Kerry the other night, shortly after the Demmie diva mocked President Bush from the stage at the TD Banknorth Garden.According to our Streisand spies, the Funny Girl and her hubby, James Brolin, pulled up to 19 Louisburg Square after midnight in a rather un-divalike minivan for a late-night supper and political gabfest with her fave Boston liberal and his daughter, Alexandra. Earlier in the evening, after belting out Happy Days Are Here Again during the soapbox portion of the show, Streisand told the throng I hope,...
  • Savage Nation!!! Friday May 12, 2006

    05/12/2006 2:54:17 PM PDT · by fishtank · 95 replies · 1,774+ views
    Borders!!! Language!!! Culture!!!
  • Michael Savage LIVE Thread!!! Thursday May 11, 2006

    05/11/2006 3:00:23 PM PDT · by fishtank · 59 replies · 1,738+ views
    Dear Mr. President, Please defend our borders! Ask Congress to make English the solitary official language, and then sign the bill! Help us to maintain the distinctive American culture! Legal immigration: yes! Say "No!" to open borders, illegal aliens, globalism and the America-Mexico-Canada-NannyState!
  • Michael Savage LIVE Thread!!! Wednesday May 10, 2006

    05/10/2006 2:59:48 PM PDT · by fishtank · 71 replies · 2,280+ views
    Defending the borders! Speaking the language! Lifting the culture! It's the SAVAGE NATION!!!
  • Savage NATION Live Thread!!! Tuesday May 9, 2006

    05/09/2006 2:59:51 PM PDT · by fishtank · 64 replies · 3,656+ views
    Gettin' ready!!! Just as few more minutes!!!
  • Changed My Mind On Newt {Vanity}

    05/07/2006 6:34:53 AM PDT · by 9999lakes · 199 replies · 2,634+ views
    Gingrich, without saying it aloud, has been running as hard as he can for the '08 GOP Presidential Nomination -- And when Newt does anything, he does it full-tilt. Until now I have thought his chances were nil -- Too many successes that libs would never forget, and too many failures that conservatives would never forgive. I've changed my mind. When I look at the list of potential GOP candidates, I can't think of anyone that has more long-term vision, more drive and energy, and more understanding of how to get things done in the short-term, than Newt. Just take...
  • Michael Savage LIVE Thread!!! May 2, 2006

    05/02/2006 3:07:13 PM PDT · by fishtank · 31 replies · 1,122+ views
    Let's kick it up!!!
  • Michael Savage LIVE Thread!!! May 1, 2006

    05/01/2006 3:03:40 PM PDT · by fishtank · 120 replies · 4,966+ views
    Gettin' ready!!! Potential topics??? (1) Illegal marches? (2) Rush Limbaugh? (3) Joe Biden's Iraq partition plan?
  • Savage LIVE!!! Friday Apr. 28, 2006

    04/28/2006 3:10:52 PM PDT · by fishtank · 174 replies · 2,602+ views
    He's dissing Schumer for his absence now on the second Dubai deal............
  • Cruise: I will eat placenta

    04/18/2006 2:23:24 AM PDT · by MadIvan · 191 replies · 4,579+ views
    The Evening Standard ^ | April 18, 2006 | Staff
    Hollywood actor Tom Cruise is planning to eat his new baby's placenta, it emerged today.It is the latest in a series of unusual revelations by the 43-year-old Mission Impossible star about the child he is expecting with fiancee Katie Holmes. He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." Cruise has also claimed he knew actress Holmes, 27, was pregnant, even before she told him. A follower of Scientology, he has defended the religion's belief that women should give birth in silence....
  • Teacher's Aid Accused Of Sex With Student

    03/17/2006 10:05:27 PM PST · by JRios1968 · 57 replies · 3,937+ views
    KELO-TV ^ | 16 March 2006
    A teacher's aid from Hull, Iowa, is accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student. 38-year-old Kelli Cuperus works at the Boyden-Hull Community School and was arrested on felony sexual abuse charges. The Sioux County Sheriff's Department believes the first incident happened in May of last year, when the boy was still 15 years old. That's where the sexual abuse charges come from, because the boy wasn't old enough to consent.
  • Many Straight Guys Say 'No Thanks' to 'Brokeback Mountain'

    01/05/2006 4:21:21 PM PST · by Incorrigible · 330 replies · 7,500+ views
    Newhouse News ^ | 1/5/2005 | Dru Sefton
    Many Straight Guys Say 'No Thanks' to 'Brokeback Mountain' BY DRU SEFTON It's true, the movie "Brokeback Mountain" does provoke what one researcher calls "a very strong ick factor" in some straight men. What is it in this story of two cowboy pals in 1960s Wyoming who find themselves in lifelong love -- yet go on to marry women -- that elicits this response from heterosexual males? The answers are as complex as the plot. A psychologist who coined the word "homophobic" said the revulsion is precisely that. A scientist who discovered genetic links to sexuality said he simply does...
  • DFU SONG: Mandy (Bwahahahahaha.....Matt Cooper sings to his burqa wearing wife)

    07/17/2005 10:16:28 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 22 replies · 1,323+ views
    DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - MANDY (Barry Manilow) Last week while we were in bed "Let's get Karl Rove," you said We can pull it off...the press will play What we start, I know, won't go away Together we'd be helping Hillary We'd set it up easily Wilson will comply...and so will his wife For the RNC, we'd cause so much strife Oh, must put on that leather pink burqa It's not my fault, you know Oh, Mandy...even with Viagra, it won't work-a If you let your face show...oh, Mandy True believers, that we are We'll be following her star We'll...
  • Gay Men Respond Differently to Pheromones (Nature or "Nurture?"

    05/09/2005 2:09:15 PM PDT · by Pyro7480 · 146 replies · 3,637+ views
    Yahoo! News (AP) ^ | 5/9/2005 | Randolph E. Schmid
    Gay Men Respond Differently to Pheromones By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - Gay men's brains respond differently from those of heterosexual males when exposed to a sexual stimulus, researchers have found. The homosexual men's brains responded more like those of women when the men sniffed a chemical from the male hormone testosterone. "It is one more piece of evidence ... that is showing that sexual orientation is not all learned," said Sandra Witelson, an expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation at the Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine at McMaster University in Ontario, Canada. Witelson, who...
  • DFU SONG: It Must Have Been Love (eewwwww...Robert Byrd is the love of Barbara Boxer's life)

    03/17/2005 6:58:23 PM PST · by doug from upland · 11 replies · 507+ views
    DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE West Virginia...California...we have been a perfect team We've been Senate colleagues...for several years now Every day he...drinks Jim Beam...drinks Jim Beam He's so old, but I don't care...not at all The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd The love of my life...I know that sounds absurd The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd My panties are wet when his sweet voice is heard In his condo after dinner, I will let him rub my feet He goes to the closet...and presto change-o He's appearing in a sheet He is so...
  • Side dish

    12/23/2004 7:06:13 AM PST · by nypokerface · 7 replies · 494+ views
    New York Daily News ^ | 12/23/04 | George Rush & Joanna Molloy
    Jim McGreevey is out - and about. The former New Jersey governor crossed the river the other night to sway to dance music upstairs at Meatpacking District hot spot Aer with a group of male friends ...
  • A look at Kinsey

    11/14/2004 11:16:15 PM PST · by kattracks · 60 replies · 1,759+ views ^ | 11/15/04 | John Leo
    The unending 50-year war over Alfred Kinsey and his sex research is about to flare up once again, thanks to the new movie Kinsey. The film manages to be fairly faithful to the biographies of Kinsey while sliding by or simply omitting a lot of negative material that might interfere with a heroic view of the man. Kinsey was a highly intelligent, fearless man and an unusually skilled interviewer whose question-and-answer techniques heavily influenced the way polls and surveys are done today. Conservatives seem quaint when they argue that Kinseys two reports, Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) and...
  • DICK MORRIS: Kerry's Boston tea party could yet end in tears

    07/26/2004 3:04:04 PM PDT · by MadIvan · 35 replies · 3,299+ views
    The Times ^ | July 27, 2004 | Dick Morris
    THE CENTRAL question facing the John Kerry campaign is whether to tilt left or go down the middle this week at the Democratic national convention in Boston. While American political conventions do not make any important decisions everything is arranged in advance they amount to a four-day opportunity to showcase the party programme on prime-time television. Even though the broadcast networks constantly cut back on their coverage of the conventions, cable news channels more than pick up the slack. In 2000 half of all American voters watched more than four hours of convention coverage and a quarter, the...
  • Taste in women that takes some swallowing

    07/18/2004 1:55:00 AM PDT · by MadIvan · 65 replies · 3,649+ views
    Scotland on Sunday ^ | July 18, 2004 | JULIAN RYALL
    UNDER five feet tall and with a head too big for his body, Issei Sagawa makes the most unlikely of cannibals. Stepping inside his apartment, where images of Snow White and Diana, Princess of Wales, are juxtaposed with his own explicit pastel drawings and an extensive collection of pornography, offers a better insight into his twisted mind. He comes close to tears twice during the two hours it takes to show me his pictures of naked women with slices taken out of their buttocks and thighs. Sagawa, 55, claims that he is lonely and no longer able to earn a...
  • Senator and Democratic VP Candidate John Edwards Populist Politics of Us vs. Them

    07/08/2004 6:54:26 AM PDT · by MadIvan · 6 replies · 563+ views
    The Intellectual Conservative ^ | July 8, 2004 | Frank DiFulvio
    Senator and now Democratic Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards of North Carolina had always been on the 'A' list of VP Candidates for Democratic nominee in waiting John Heinz Kerry. It was finally made official Tuesday morning, shortly before Senator Kerry made the public announcement at a rally in Pittsburgh. The Massachusetts' patrician choose Edwards in order to infuse some energy into his often uninspiring campaign, by putting a good ol boy with a populist message from down South on the ticket. Kerrys choice wont help the Democrats win one deep Southern State. However, it may cause the GOP to...
  • If in doubt, shut up

    06/20/2004 10:53:17 PM PDT · by MadIvan · 20 replies · 197+ views
    The Daily Telegraph ^ | June 21, 2004 | Staff
    We can allow Madonna her self-healing quest to "discover her inner light" in the wisdom of the Kaballah, but such a mission seems a little painful when set out in the memoirs of the former leader of the free world. Bill Clinton's descriptions in his forthcoming autobiography, My Life, of his inner "demons", and his teenage terror at his first sexual urges, might have been better left to the "relationship therapy" sessions he attended in 1998 with his wife, Hillary. The ex-president's psychological self-portrait of a man leading "parallel lives" outward confidence masking inner turmoil and weakness is...
  • DFU SONG: American Gigolo (yep, that is RAT nominee John F'n Kerry)

    04/30/2004 12:54:47 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 3 replies · 222+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - AMERICAN GIGOLO Sit down, I have a...long way to go Just watch, I'm gonna...put on a show Off to Nam I that evident? My wife's ketchup money I will blow I will sleep with her...if I must I'll say what I need to grab that big tru-ust I will sleep with her...but I swear that I will not like it Omigosh, what's that!...her old naval ring has mold Omigosh, I've been grossed out...her old naval ring has mold Mold covers the gold I'm as good as Clinton...I'll fool 'em all Just where he left off, I'll...
  • Caption the Photo-Kerry n' Teresa post-Kenya

    02/18/2004 8:52:05 AM PST · by Diogenesis · 129 replies · 427+ views
    AFP,Yahoo,Reuters ^ | 2/18/04 | Intern?, Helper?, Volunteer
    Caption the Photo- John Kerry and Teresa at the victory rallyafter the narrow win in the Wisconsin primary because of his Kenyan Connection.
  • Gays Celebrate Recent Victories: "It was a very gay year" & "Dems go gay"

    01/03/2004 2:45:53 PM PST · by nwrep · 34 replies · 238+ views
    Washington Blade ^ | January 2, 2004 | KEVIN NAFF and KEN SAIN
    Gay news wasnt just made in the courts in 2003. Apart from the U.S. Supreme Court decision overturning sodomy laws and rulings on same-sex marriage in Massachusetts and Canada that brought hard fought victories for gay rights proponents, there was big news out of Hollywood, New Hampshire and on the presidential campaign trail. Five gay guys turned television on its head as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy became TVs most talked about show. Rev. V. Gene Robinson was consecrated in New Hampshire as the first openly gay bishop in the Episcopal Church, and Democratic presidential candidates campaigned hard for...
  • DFU SONG: We Gotta Get Outta this Place (Thailand - don't put swab near that place)

    10/18/2003 3:20:21 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 6 replies · 229+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE 'Cause world leaders will soon be in Bangkok...they must know we're disease free I don't think I like what they've planned for me They have said every last food server...must bend over and then spread We're so angry that we're turning red...yes, we are Get the phone...make the call...where have our union bosses gone? NOOOOOOOOOO...I say NO, NO, NO, NO Do not put your swab near that place...or it's the last thing you'll ever do Do not put your swab near that place...this is no idle threat...I'm warning you NO, NO,...
  • DFU SONG: End of the World (gay marriage)

    06/30/2003 2:59:36 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 11 replies · 213+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - END OF THE WORLD Some say that gays ought to marry...two extra gonads we see Some may proclaim that it wont end the world But it may end our society Though parts dont fit as intendedthey still can play he and he Some may proclaim that it wont end the world But it may end society We look around and sometimes we must wonder When some guy might unite with a skunk Some say its okayit is really okay But people, look how low weve sunk Some things, we know, shouldnt happeneven though they make a plea...
  • DFU SONG: Cabaret (torture for Khalid)

    03/04/2003 10:40:53 PM PST · by doug from upland · 2 replies · 212+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CABARET Khalid Mohammed is in our controlhe'll talk, you're gonna see To get the info right awaymake him do Hillary Sleep deprivation, I guess, is okaybut if it's up to me I wouldn't waste a moment, friendsmake him do Hillary He'll spot her rearyou'll see his fear He'll realize that he's not dreamingvery soon we'll hear him screaming Though some may claim that it's too inhumane...there'll be no apology To get the info right awaymake him do Hillary He'll spot her rearyou'll see his fear He'll realize that he's not dreamingvery soon we'll hear him screaming We'll...
  • DFU SONG: Pretty Women (naked women) 1-15-03

    01/15/2003 9:39:13 AM PST · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 2,132+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - PRETTY WOMAN Naked womenas you're protesting Naked womenI gotta say one thing Naked womenUpland is a friendly town To pull your tops and pants down Naked womenwinter's mild here Naked womenand the sky is clear Naked womenhere on Euclid Avenue It is such a pretty view Naked womenwe'll await You'll find your trip will be great We'll be gracious and we all will wave We'll have coffee if you like Come ride naked on my bike Upland men have said they will behavewe'll behave How excitingwe'll have such fun Tell us what you needand it is done...

    10/02/2002 10:32:17 PM PDT · by MadIvan · 3 replies · 194+ views
    The Daily Telegraph ^ | October 3, 2002 | Frank Johnson
    As delegates excitedly awaited Bill Clinton in the packed and sweltering hall, word went around that, the night before, he had visited one of the charming little restaurants specialising in Blackpool cuisine (McDonald's). In the eyes of a Labour conference, this would normally make him a symbol of American corporate exploitation of the developing world (Blackpool).But, for some irrational reason, delegates had decided that Mr Clinton was one of their own. The great figures of New Labour stood near the platform waiting to be presented when Mr Clinton entered - like maharajahs awaiting the arrival of the King-Emperor in another...
  • Bill's seaside show (GAG. COUGH. VOMIT. UGH. ALERT)

    10/02/2002 1:54:19 PM PDT · by MadIvan · 17 replies · 297+ views
    BBC News ^ | October 2, 2002 | Mark Davies
    It was all kind of fun, Bill Clinton said as he held Labour delegates in awe in the Winter Gardens. "I don't get to do this anymore."Praise God from whom all blessings flow and get out of here Bill - Ivan President Clinton had breezed into Blackpool, grabbed a burger and then schmoozed a starstruck Labour conference with his Hollywood pal Kevin Spacey. How things change. Where once Labour conference would have come to life via a screaming contribution from a protest badge-clad delegate, now they whoop and cheer the arrival of a movie superstar. Yes they love reward without...
  • Kennedy attacks 'imperialist' Bush (HOLD MUH LAGER ALERT)

    09/23/2002 11:04:30 PM PDT · by MadIvan · 21 replies · 245+ views
    The Daily Telegraph ^ | September 24, 2002 | Benedict Brogan
    Charles Kennedy tapped into growing anti-Americanism in his party yesterday by accusing President Bush of "imperialism" in the build-up to war against Iraq.In case you're wondering what spawn of JFK this is, he's not - he's a Scot, and the leader of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK, the 3rd largest party. Still, the Kennedy name seems to bring deranged leftism - Ivan On the eve of the emergency recall of Parliament, he warned Tony Blair that he could not count on Liberal Democrat support in a Commons vote for military action. Making an emergency statement to his party...