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  • Survey finds millennials lack basic survival skills

    01/13/2017 4:09:04 PM PST · by BBell · 133 replies
    NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune ^ | 1/13/17 | Todd Masson, NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune
    In the coming zombie apocalypse, safe spaces may be in short supply, so millennials will have to take shelter under their Spoonk mats and crack open their cell phones in hopes there's creamy nougat inside. According to a recent survey -- this is shocking, I know -- millennials lack even the most basic survival skills. Apparently SnapChat offers no tutorials on how to build a snare trap. The survey, conducted ahead of the London Boat Show, found even the most basic of life skills are quantum physics to most millennials. More than half were unable to tie a single knot...
  • Zombie apocalypse would wipe out humankind in just 100 days, according to university research

    01/05/2017 1:48:46 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 134 replies
    telegraph.co.uk ^ | 01/05/2017 | Helena Horton
    Using their hypothesis — that a zombie has a 90 per cent chance of turning a human into a zombie once it has found said human, and that a zombie could find at least one human a day — they predicted how long the population could hold out using the SIR model, an epidemiological model that describes the spread of a disease throughout a population. Using the model, they split the population into three categories; the susceptible population (S), zombie (Z) and dead (D). The lifespan of a zombie, they worked out, goes thus: S,Z,D. Natural birth and death rates...
  • Here's What Caused the New York City 'Zombie' Outbreak

    12/15/2016 11:47:17 AM PST · by BenLurkin · 16 replies
    Live Science ^ | December 15, 2016 11:30am ET | Sara G. Miller,
    An uncommon drug caused a "zombie" outbreak in a New York City neighborhood this past summer, and now a new report identifies the exact compound that the affected people took.The report also shows scientists how they could identify other such drugs in the future. The mass intoxication was caused by a type of synthetic marijuana, The New York Times reported at the time. The new report specifically identifies the chemical in the drug product as "AMB-FUBINACA," and also highlights some of the unique difficulties that arise in the study of synthetic drugs. It's not entirely clear why the drug, which...
  • "Blergh!" (Zombie metal, by Yours Truly)

    12/12/2016 5:13:40 AM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 13 replies
    Me, via YouTube ^ | 12/12/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    WARNING: Contains zombie tushie. For a free download of "Blergh!" click here, and then click on More and choose Download.
  • Mark Dice: BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIES 2016

    11/25/2016 10:26:59 AM PST · by conservative98 · 8 replies
    Mark Dice Youtube Channel ^ | Nov 25, 2016 | Mark Dice
    Black Friday Zombie shoppers lined up by the hundreds at Best Buy, Target, Walmart, and other Box Box retailers. Have a look at these parasitic consumers who can't wait to buy more flatscreen televisions, tablets, and toasters, while they go deeper into credit card debt. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.
  • vanity satire, Zombo-Americans Prefer Hillary by 2-1 Margin

    11/01/2016 9:50:19 AM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 9 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 1/11/16 | Eleutheria5
    A new poll by the Ragmuffin Group, sampling 1,000 residents of Chicago's cemeteries has come up with some astonishing results. 660 of the respondents, when canvassed by their tomb, immediately ate the brains of the canvassers. Of the remaining 1/3, 220 would prefer to eat Hillary's brains, while 110 would prefer Donald Trump's. One of the zombified canvassers said they would like Jill Stein's, and the other two said they'd rather have Gary Johnson's. The others were still transforming. None of the zombies could remember what their party affiliation was, or what voting meant.
  • Man Arrested After Shooting At ‘Zombie,’ Nearly Striking Sleeping Man

    10/11/2016 5:07:46 PM PDT · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 26 replies
    WCCO.com ^ | 10/11/16 | WCCO.com staff
    A North St. Paul man has been arrested after a bullet he allegedly intended to take out a zombie ended up nearly striking a man asleep in his home. According to the criminal complaint, the incident happened near the intersection of Memory Lane and Cowern Place East. Police who were summoned there at about 5 a.m. Saturday were told by the resident he was awakened by a gunshot and the sound of glass breaking in his room. Investigators determined the bullet had entered through a window, ricocheted near the head of the man’s bed, and struck a second wall. Just...
  • MARCH OF THE LIVING MILLENNIALS

    10/09/2016 10:37:21 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 11 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 10/09/16 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
    What is a Millennial? A zombie does what its master tells it to do. Somehow, these zombie-like characteristics seem to have been transferred onto our Millennials What is a Millennial? The Millennial person is said to be someone between the ages of about 18 and 35. This is Generation “Y,” the one with the sports-participation trophies they earned just for showing up. The generation that has been told all through its life that it is just so extra special that they can never have enough self-esteem, even if they are actually worthless in life. This is the generation who were...
  • Best Bob Hope Movie Line....Zombies

    09/18/2016 4:15:17 PM PDT · by waus · 11 replies
    You Tube ^ | 9-18-16 | waus
    Bob Hope in the 1940 movie, "The Ghost Breakers," referred to democrats as zombies. Some things never change.
  • Liberal Zombies Endorse Paul Ryan as Hillary's VP Running Mate !!!(???)

    07/26/2016 8:12:57 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 10 replies
    youtube ^ | 07-26-2016 | Mark Dice
    Hillary Clinton picked Paul Ryan, Republican Speaker of the House, to be her Vice Presidential running mate? Why would she do such a thing? Do young American liberals think this is a good strategy to beat Donald Trump in the 2016 Election? Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.
  • Why Vegans Will Survive a Zombie Apocalypse (and Meat Eaters Won’t)

    04/25/2016 6:49:59 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 54 replies
    Care2 ^ | April 24, 2016 | Natalia Lima
    There’s been a virus outbreak. The population at large has been infected and a large part of it now roams aimlessly searching for its next meal — of human brains. You know the drill, you’ve watched enough episodes of ‘The Walking Dead’ so you should be fine, right? Wrong. According to the experts at Psychology Today, it won’t be the toughest or bravest who will survive a zombie apocalypse. The ones who will thrive are vegans. Here’s why vegans will survive a zombie apocalypse and meat eaters won’t: 1. The hunting problem In a world full of zombies, there are...
  • BREAKING – Trump Ohio Attacker, Tommy DiMassimo, Connected To ISIS

    03/12/2016 12:53:45 PM PST · by jpeg82 · 245 replies
    Conservative Treehouse ^ | 3-12-16 | sundance
    BREAKING – Trump Ohio Attacker, Tommy DiMassimo, Connected To ISIS – Suspect Featured In ISIS Propaganda Videos 2015…
  • If Trump and Hillary Are Our Final Options, We Deserve Some Pain

    01/23/2016 11:48:02 AM PST · by TBBT · 223 replies
    Redstate ^ | 1/23/16 | Kimberly R.
    Trump is at the top of the polls, and that may not change. Nevertheless, he will not receive my support. I am rather tired of a screeching establishment requiring that we support whomever is the current frontunner, and telling us we need to "get in line", like robots. That kind of talk is groupthink, much like Obamamania. It has no place in conservatism. Trump is the kind of candidate who appeals to base emotions and the thirst for popular appeal. We should never treat candidates as celebrities. But increasingly, we do. I once thought that those on our side of...
  • Sickening Behavior of 2 Rogue Cops

    12/23/2015 6:29:56 AM PST · by Jeff Chandler · 17 replies
    Independent Journal ^ | December 22, 2015 | VIRGINIA KRUTA
    <p>THIS IS HUGE!!!! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this? This is real brutality! When is the violence going to stop, people? These two officers in Georgia have killed over 250 people in the line of duty. They were best friends in high school and entered the police academy together only to fuel a more sinister and sexually devious lifestyle than anyone could predict.</p>
  • Shaming Thanksgiving Shoppers - Because it Needs to be Done!!! - BULLHORNING BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIES

    11/26/2015 11:05:50 AM PST · by conservative98 · 58 replies
    Youtube ^ | November 25, 2015 | Mark Dice
    Shoppers camping outside of Best Buy on Wednesday evening Thanksgiving Eve got a surprise. OPERATION SHAME THANKSGIVING SHOPPERS HAS BEGUN! These Black Friday and Brown Thursday zombies need to be shamed. These parasites are ruining the Thanksgiving tradition in America.
  • Cats vs Zombies

    11/25/2015 7:13:12 PM PST · by dynachrome · 8 replies
    youtube ^ | 9/10/15 | Mr. TVcow
    Save the kitten!
  • Op-Ed: Islamist-Zombies have snatched the brains of Western leaders

    11/24/2015 5:16:03 PM PST · by Lera · 13 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | November 24, 2015
    We are living through an actual horror movie from hell from which there is no waking up, and from which we cannot escape. Looking at what is going on in the world, one gets the eerie feeling that we are living an ugly genetic-cross between a Zombie Horror flic and a Body-Snatched horror-sci-fi film. Muslim Islamist-Zombies are murdering non-Muslims and Muslims as if they are in a zombie trance. And, President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry act as though Muslims murdering the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists, Jews, and pretty much everybody else really isn’t a big deal, and actually has...
  • If The Zombie Apocalypse Happens, Scientists Say You Should Head For The Hills

    11/11/2015 8:38:49 AM PST · by DogByte6RER · 75 replies
    Tech Insider ^ | October 31, 2015 | Kevin Loria
    If the zombie apocalypse happens, scientists say you should head for the hills If - or when - the zombie apocalypse comes, those of us in big cities are in trouble, according to research presented at the American Physical Society March meeting on March 5, 2015. Starting in a big city like New York or Atlanta would mean you are basically screwed from the start if the epidemic had already hit there, according to Alex Alemi, a graduate student at Cornell University and part of the research team. You are much better off starting further away from people, they say,...
  • The Walking Jeb

    10/30/2015 6:49:37 AM PDT · by ebshumidors · 10 replies
    original submission | 10/30/15 | me
    Just in time for Halloween, CNBC and the Republican Party treated us to the latest, and perhaps final, episode of The Walking Jeb. After Wednesday’s debate, many are wondering if Jeb can continue or if Marco Rubio delivered the headshot that would put a zombie out of his misery. In popular lore, there are many names for these creatures, such as walkers, biters, the infected, etc., but never zombies; even though we all know that is what they are. The reason for this is that in the shows and movies, George Romero never made Night of the Living Dead. These...
  • In the Zombie World, Only the Conservative Survive

    10/18/2015 3:12:32 PM PDT · by Drew68 · 73 replies
    National Review ^ | October 3, 2015 | David French
    The Obama era is the era of the zombie. It is a strange irony that the politician of “hope and change” has presided over a pop-culture world dominated by shuffling, moaning, undead cannibals who mindlessly rule a post-government apocalyptic landscape. In theaters, we’ve seen zombie blockbusters, zombie comedies, and even sweet zombie romances. But the zombie colossus, the rotting king of this macabre world, is AMC’s The Walking Dead franchise. The Walking Dead (TWD to fans) is rewriting the rules of television. Shows aren’t supposed to keep getting more popular every year, year after year. TWD does. Basic cable isn’t...