Since Feb 26, 2000
AGE: Old enough to know better and still young enough to enjoy it.
PARENTS' NAMES: Mom and Dad, of course!
PROFESSION: Making mischief with pen, typewriter (yep, I'm old enough to remember using one), computer, and guitars.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? So who wants to grow up?
FAVOURITES . . .
BOOKS Preferably, with covers and binding
MUSIC Preferably, with sharps, flats, blue notes, and backbeats.
FILMS Preferably, with stories and wit.
TELEVISION I'm partial to my Sony bigscreen.
RADIO I'm partial to my Bose.
POLITICIAN Living or dead?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GAVE ANYONE A STRAIGHT ANSWER? I've been straight all my life.
GIVE ME A TWO-WORD PHRASE FOR GOVERNMENT Organised crime.
GIVE ME A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND TEN Pi.
GIVE ME AN F! Freedom. (Ha! I saw what you did!!!)
IF A RELATIVE WIRED YOU SAYING "SEND $10,000 OR I'LL JUMP FROM THE SIXTEENTH FLOOR!" WHAT WOULD YOU ANSWER? Jump from the eighth, I can only afford $5,000.