I am a conservative originally from South Carolina (God's Country). I predict a total meltdown from Jackass Democrats by 2008. We are currently witnessing the largest political suicide in history, and I will enjoy every minute of it. From their baseless attacks on President Bush, to their reprehensible exploitation of our dead soldiers, Jackass Democrats will never get it. Democrats are just Jackasses. Go to Jackass Democrats.com for interesting daily news and opinion. Now a little bit about the loves of my life.

My Girls. They love their Daddy.

My Wife. She is soooo smokin'

Me and my Daddy, or more commonly known as "The Man".

And if you are wondering, I do not want a little junior. Not from my seed. This world should be allowed a few more good years without having to witness the anti christ. For all Christians out there, this is not meant to be offensive. Separation of church and humor shouldn't exist in this country.