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Okay, so I lied... so stune me.

My current location: In my skull, somewhere above my shoulders.
Due to some idiot repeatedly checking my bio page to see if I am banned, I have to remove my images for a bit.
Yes, I know who it is.
Yes, he is a moronic anti-military troll.
And he should get the zot merely for being an idiot who has praised Cindy Sheehan among other moronic things.
That said, I now return you to the regularly scheduled weirdness

Are you SURE that you really wanna think about me?
Honest, I may just be a figment of your imagination.
Everything I say is just illusion, only happening in your mind.
You're raving mad, strapped down and foaming at the mouth.
And just think, all of this is ONLY occuring to you!
You're imagining this whole page, and everything I say.
Isn't this terrible?
And just think, the only one you have to blame for imagining any of this is you
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I find myself in need of quickly throwing a new pingluist up here due to Islamofascist misogynist trolls showing up.
FR "Ladies of FR" ping list:
Neets; sweetliberty; .38sw; cyborg; tuliptree76; grannie9; nicmarlo; restornu; Conservobabe; Borax Queen; nopardons; nycgopchick; SandyInSeattle; happygal; MEG33; stands2reason; Brad's Gramma; MS.BEHAVIN; gabz; Mo1; Cindy Dawg; Politicalmom; RikaStrom; tiamat; BerthaDee; Dashing Dasher; Howlin; Paul_Denton; EX52D; EsmeraldaA; Victoria Delsoul; pax_et_bonum;

If you want to be added to any of these horrid lists, simply ask.
I'm more than happy to do so.

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RKBA (Road Killed Beeber Association) Ping List:
Neets; darksheare; scott0347; timpad; conspiracy guy; nycgopchick; meekonegop; fedora; osha; onyx; cyborg; tiamat; harmless teddy bear; laura earl; americanwolf; lady jag; 4mycountry; watery tart; slings and arrows; simcha7; DocRock; trussell; SandyInSeattle; happygal; chode; libwhacker; congressmanbillybob; nopardons; Jet Jaguar; bad company; najida; AQGeiger; Old Sarge- on down time; monkey face; MEG33; TBarnett34; NicknamedBob; LongCut; Iris7; K1avg; Delta 21; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; BJClinton; international american; lavrenti; stag; Do not dub me shapka broham; RKBA Democrat; tuliptree76; Asphalt; DarkshadowNY; concretebob; Hi Heels; Knitting a Conundrum; dead corpse; Brad's Gramma; Squarebarb; Gabz; Zavien Doombringer; MS.BEHAVIN; shibumi; MikeinIraq; Genesis Defender; Apple Pan Dowdy- on down time; Dawsonville_Doc; Freedumb2003; Anne of DC; humblegunner; expatguy; Wakeupandvote; Grampa Dave; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Mrs.Nooseman; azhenfud; mplsconservative; Textide; Army Air Corps; DarkChylde; mware; darkwing104; Translates; Alice au Wonderland; Caryatid; Eaker; Paul_Denton; calrighty; EsmeraldaA; Victoria Delsoul; phantomworker; eeevil conservative; StarCMC; rzeznikj at stout; pax_et_bonum; King Prout;
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Field Artillery/ Mortar Ping List:
1stFreedom; Cannoneer No. 4; Redleg Duke; SAMWolf; archy; I got the rope; 300winmag; cavtrooper21; American in Israel; Darksheare; sd-joe; Colonel_Flagg; Travis McGee-on downtime; neverdem; SICSEMPERTYRANNUS; U S Army EOD; RedlegCPT; T-Bird45; where's_the_Outrage?; CatoRenasci; RoseinRoseBear; snippy_about_it; fourdeuce82d; Chuckster; xone; Poodlebrain; Bethbg79; MoJo2001; TheSailor; gilliam; skepsel; Cannoneer; humblegunner; Paul_Denton; MikeinIraq; DHak; Da_Shrimp; phantomworker; OldEagle; Ultra Sonic 007; pax_et_bonum; PROCON ;

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Free Republic Treadhead Ping List
mostly cajun ;archy; Gringo1; Matthew James; Fred Mertz; Squantos; colorado tanker; The Shrew; SLB; Darksheare; BCR #226; IDontLikeToPayTaxes; Imacatfish; Tailback; DCBryan1; Eaker; Archangelsk; gatorbait; river rat; Lee'sGhost; Dionysius; BlueLancer; Frohickey; GregB; leadpenny; skepsel; Proud Legions; ExSoldier; King Prout; Professional Engineer; alfa6; bluelancer; Cannoneer No.4; An Old Man; hookman; DMZFrank; in the Arena; Bethbg79; neverdem; NWU Army ROTC; ma bell; MoJo2001; The Sailor; dcwusmc; dts32041; spectr17; Rockpile; Theophilus; Radix; humblegunner; Delta 21; Paul_Denton; Ultra Sonic 007; ChadGore; 17th Miss Regt; pax_et_bonum;

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Stryker Brigade Combat Team Tactical Studies Group (Chairborne)
af_vet_rr; airborne; ALOHA RONNIE; American in Israel; American Soldier; archy; armymarinemom; bad company; BCR #226; Bethbg79; blackbag; BlueOneGolf; Born Conservative; Cacophonous; Calpernia; cavtrooper21; centurion316; colorado tanker; Conservative84; consort; Crowcreek; CWOJackson; Darksheare; Dark Wing; dcwusmc; dead; demlosers; Don L; .cnI redruM; dragon6; dts32041; exnavy; ffusco; 1stFreedom; Fred Mertz; Freedom4US; FreedomPoster; Flyer; Ford Fairlane; Future Snake Eater; gatorbait; Graybeard58; Grumpy Bear; hchutch; historian1944; humblegunner; Humidston; in the Arena; lshoultz; Jimmy Valentine; Jonah Hex; John Jorsett; jriemer; kattracks; Kenny Bunk; Khurkris; KiaKaha; Lazamataz; LibKill; Lil'freeper; Little Ray; Lion Den Dan; MadJack; mark502inf; Matthew James; mcshot; Michael121; MizSterious; Mochamadness; MoJo2001; murdocj; neverdem; New Zealander; norton; Nurse Ratched; NWU Army ROTC; Old Sarge -on downtime; Orwellian; Paul_Denton; Paul Ross; petertare; phantomworker; pax_et_bonum; Poohbah; PsyOp; Proud Legions; Qatar-6; Radix; Ragtime Cowgirl; RedlegCPT; rightwing2; Rockpile; R. Scott; SauronOfMordor; sauropod; sd-joe; servantoftheservant; SJSAMPLE; Skybird; SLB; Sparta; Spyder; Squantos; Stand Watch Listen; Tailback; Tallguy; 30-06 Springfield; ThePythonicCow; The Sailor; Thunder 6; TigerLikesRooster; Travis McGee -on downtime; tricky_k_1972; Tunehead54; txzman; Valin; vannrox; VeniVidiVici; Walkingfeather; wardaddy; watchin; wretchard; xzins; Yasotay; yhwhsman; Ultra Sonic 007;

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You're still reading this page?
Well, you've seen the nickel tour.
And that's only for the Bio page flame morons, and the DU types anyway.
Besides, anyone who has any business being here, and who knows me, knows whether or not this is serious or a joke anyway.

"Reading Noam Chomsky is like passing a bladder stone. A lot of angst, a lot of wiggling, some pulsing anguish, and in the end producing nothing useful to anyone." - ME