Why so serious ?

Don't blame me, I and my state didn't vote for the totalitarian Marxist Terrorist-supported PIG.

While I update my page, here's a photo of my nephew with Prince Charles talking about how to get all the hot chicks.

"Hey, Looter Guy, we see your Heinie !"

"Geico -- So easy, even murderous psychotic Mohammadans can do it !"

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Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 80% Catwoman 65% Hulk 55% The Flash 55% Batman 50% Iron Man 40% Superman 30% Robin 25% Supergirl 20% Wonder Woman 20%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze 64% Magneto 61% Apocalypse 60% Dr. Doom 60% Lex Luthor 55% The Joker 49% Two-Face 46% Venom 44% Juggernaut 42% Dark Phoenix 42% Green Goblin 38% Catwoman 36% Mystique 34% Poison Ivy 29% Kingpin 23% Riddler 22%

You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Your results:
You are Chekov

Chekov 65% Deanna Troi 65% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 65% James T. Kirk (Captain) 55% Spock 55% Jean-Luc Picard 55% Geordi LaForge 55% Worf 50% Data 49% Uhura 45% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 40% Will Riker 40% Mr. Scott 25% Mr. Sulu 20% Beverly Crusher 20%

Brash, rash and hasty, but everyone loves you.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

My Political Views
I am a far-right moderate social authoritarian
Right: 7.55, Authoritarian: 3.1

Political Spectrum Quiz

Thanks to the pig-ignorant stupidity of the GOP deciding to slice its own throat by running the last Conservatives out of the Presidential race, here's who I'm supporting in 2008. Lord save us from the liberals in both parties.

And now for a little tune by our favorite preacher of peace... take it away, Jerry...

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,"

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see."

"When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,"

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see."

"Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."

Walter Sobchak for President 2008 -- If you're gonna vote crazy, go whole hog.

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And now, back by popular demand, my female appreciation roster (no endorsement of their politics).

Like the dancing fruit says...

Jenny Agutter ('70s Movie Goddess)

Jessica Alba

Morena Baccarin

Camilla Belle

Valerie Bertinelli (late '70s/early '80s)

Jessica Biel

Rachel Bilson

Jane Birkin ('60s Goddess)

Nazanin Boniadi (GH soap actress)

Molly Burnett

Sophia Bush

Claudia Cardinale (Italian '60s Film Goddess)

Phoebe Cates (early '80s)

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Rosario Dawson

Eliza Dushku

Eva Green (Bond Girl)

Lindsay Hartley

Shelley Hennig

Rebecca Herbst

Katie Holmes (pre-Stepford Wife)

(post-Stepford Wife)

Vanessa Hudgens

Amara Karan

Miranda Kerr

Kristin Kreuk

Mila Kunis

Olga Kurylenko

Adriana Lima (perhaps the hottest Latina on earth)

Jane March

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Minnillo

Kelly Monaco

Ornella Muti (Her "Flash Gordon" Princess Aura inspired my like of exotic females)

Grace Park

Piper Perabo

Freida Pinto

Denise Richards (late '90s)

Jessica Simpson

Shannyn Sossamon

Liv Tyler (late '90s)

Laura Vandervoort

Paz Vega

Mary-Elizabeth Winstead

Helen Thomas (Made you look !)