JOHN WILLIAM'S (sic) TAGLINE HALL O' FAME!!
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(Factoid: Conan O'Brien's hair is made of highly-advanced synthetic materials in order to achieve and maintain maximal perfect coifness. The materials used are classified by the CIA and unauthorized access to such is punishable by death and/or an hour-long sit-in with either Katie Couric, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore or Rosie O'Donnell, depending on availibility.)

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Only picked from the finest of minds, namely mine.

"He who sups with the devil should use a very long spoon."

"In bacon and eggs, the chicken is merely involved. The hog is committed."

"Tagline on sale for $49.99 plus tax. Credit cards accepted."
(Only offer I got was a guy who wanted to put it on layaway. No dice. No tagline, either.)

"Mommy is no longer with us. The Republican Party is now a single parent."

"Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner."

"One usless man is called a disgrace, two become a law firm, and three or more become a Congress."

"Che Guevara -- Gives new meaning to the term 'Banana Republic'"

"If they can't eat it or ***k it, then they break it."

"YR SCARING US.................YR SCARING THE WORLD" -- Average DU Member.
(I took a look around DU. Once. And I still feel "unclean".)

"The Nanny State is defined by two classes: victims and criminals. You're either one or the other."

"Scots die younger because, in the end, they can't face another dinner."

“Sometimes.......it takes guns to make butter.”

“Everyone gives 100% of their wealth to Castro. That's Castro's idea of equality.”
(and pretty much every other dictator.)

"Praise be unto Allah the Pitiful, the Sackless...may pig's feet be upon him like Rosie's heft."
(Since Rosie's composition is 78% pig fat, she is halaam and thus must be slain by an infidel. That could be a problem...)

"Religion without the liberating Spirit of God is nothing but spiritual bondage."
(Paging Islam and all Christian churches not following the Spirit of God.)

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"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." -Winston Churchill