Pro-life, pro-gun, pro-tax cuts, pro-family...
That being said, I am also pro-choice:
Pro-choice in selecting the best education for my children
Pro-choice in deciding the best way to invest my retirement funds
Pro-choice in not letting the food nazis tell me what to eat/not eat
Pro-choice in not letting said nazis tell me what to drink/not drink
Pro-choice in not letting said nazis tell me what to smoke/not smoke
Oh yeah, and pro-choice in letting GOP voters choose who should represent the GOP in elections without party interference (see Specter-Toomey, 2004)
Who is Ogie Oglethorpe?
Jim Carr: This young man has had a very trying rookie season, what with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him...Well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.