First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy for taking time out from their busy schedule of awarding things to each other, and presenting me with the first-ever Best Oscar for a Musical Translated from Latin into Pig-Latin. Ix-nay on the inging-say! if you catch my drift.

Ha ha, just a little off-the-wall humor there, designed to illicit angry responses from Liberals. Actually, I don't really take myself seriously enough to put up a bunch of actual information on this page. After all, they're only liberals. Right? The absolute worst they could possibly do is completely destroy this country!

So fight 'em where you find 'em, and remember there's more to life than injustice. No need to give yourself ulcers along the way. I can't see that it helps to be angry and super-serious all the time -- all it does is make you miserable.

Being self-righteous and anal-retentive is for the politically-correct crowd. (Still, there are some Republicans who are guilty of it too.) If you can't laugh at yourself and at life, you're pretty much dead already.

That's my take on it, anyway.