Since Oct 2, 2004
Q: Whats the difference between a uniparty politician and a jellyfish?
A: One is a spineless,poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: Why do you never see a uniparty politician at the beach?
A: Cats always try to bury them in the sand.
Q: Why do uniparty politicians refuse to wear snakeskin boots?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: How do you make A uniparty politician smile for a photo?
A:Yell out: CONTRIBUTION!