USED TAGLINES FOR SALE 50 CENTS EACH

If ignorance ain't bliss I don't know what is.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
War On Terror: If not us, who? If not now, when?
My other tagline is hilarious.
Proud FReeper since 1998. Proud monthly donor.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Why aren't lawyers ever accused of price gouging?
This tagline could indicate global warming.
If Cho had a nuclear weapon would he have used it?
Boomchakalakalaka Boomchakalakalaka
Vini, Vidi, VD: I Came, I Saw, I Cankered.