Posted on 06/11/2007 10:08:25 AM PDT by Jakarta ex-pat
I was always liked this one better.
“Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner”
Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray
Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war
Fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese
Roland the Thompson gunner...
His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest
But of all the Thompson gunners Roland was the best
So the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead
That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland’s head
Roland the headless Thompson gunner (Time, time, time
For another peaceful war
Norway’s bravest son But time stands still for Roland
‘Til he evens up the score)
They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland’s Thompson gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland’s Thompson gun
Roland searched the continent for the man who’d done him in
He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn’t say a word
But he blew Van Owen’s body from there to Johannesburg
Roland the headless Thompson gunner...
The eternal Thompson gunner, still wandering through the night
Now it’s ten years later but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland’s Thompson gun
And bought it
-Warren Zevon
Yeah yeah ... I know. No world beater. But I like ‘em!
What did you think
I would at this moment?
When you’re standing before me
With tears in your eyes?
Trying to tell me that you -
You found you another,
And you just don’t love me no more.
What did you think
I would say at this moment?
When I’m faced with the knowledge
That you just don’t love me?
Did you think I would curse you
Or say things to hurt you
‘Cause you just don’t love me no more?
Did you think I could hate you,
Or raise my hands to you?
Now, come on you know me too well.
How I could I hurt you,
When, darlin’, I love you?
And you know, I could never hurt you, ooh, ohh, ooh.
What did you think
I would give at this moment?
If you’d stay I’d subtract
Twenty years from my life.
I’d fall down on my knees,
Kiss the ground that you walk on
If I could just hold you again.
I’d fall down on my knees
Kiss the ground that you walk on, baby
If I could just hold you -
If I could just hold you -
If I, if I could just hold you
Again.
At This Moment
Billy Vera and the Beaters
... and these ... (I’m a sucker for a weepy love song) ...
Hey, maybe I’ll dye my hair
Maybe I’ll move somewhere
Maybe I’ll get a car
Maybe I’ll drive so far
They’ll all lose track
Me, I’ll bounce right back
Maybe I’ll sleep real late
Maybe I’ll lose some weight
Maybe I’ll clear my junk
Maybe I’ll just get drunk on apple wine
Me, I’ll be just
Fine and Dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won’t let
Sorrow bring me way down
I’ll be fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won’t let
Sorrow get me way down
Hey, maybe I’ll learn to sew
Maybe I’ll just lie low
Maybe I’ll hit the bars
Maybe I’ll count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe I’ll settle down
Maybe I’ll just leave town
Maybe I’ll have some fun
Maybe I’ll meet someone
And make him mine
Me, I’ll be just
Fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won’t let
Sorrow bring me way down
I’ll be fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won’t let
Sorrow bring me way down
I’ll be fine and dandy
Lord it’s like a hard candy christmas
I’m barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won’t let
Sorrow bring me way down
‘Cause I’ll be fine
(I’ll be fine)
Oh, I’ll be fine
Hard Candy Christmas
Dolly Parton
What’s funny is that Clarence’s “Slip Away” is a great number; nothing like a lot of the sleaze he recorded.
LOL. Lennon probably has to listen to that 24/7 for eternity.
Actually, I love that song. Also like Patches.
Statesboro Blues (but you have to do the guitar licks in your mind at the end of each line):
Wake up momma, turn your lamp down low;
Wake up momma, turn your lamp down low.
You got no nerve baby, to turn uncle john from your door.
I woke up this morning, I had them statesboro blues,
I woke up this morning, had them statesboro blues.
Well, I looked over in the corner, and grandpa seemed to have them too.
Well my momma died and left me,
My poppa died and left me,
I aint good looking baby,
Want someone sweet and kind.
Im goin to the country, baby do you wanna go?
But if you cant make it baby, your sister lucille said she wanna go.
(and I sure will take her).
I love that woman, better than any woman Ive ever seen;
Well, I love that woman, better than any woman Ive ever seen.
Well, now, she treat me like a king, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I treat her like a dog gone queen.
Wake up momma, turn your lamp down low.
Wake up momma, turn your lamp down low.
You got no nerve babe, to turn uncle john from your door.
MAMMAL
Glass of milk
Standing in between extinction in the cold
and explosive radiating growth.
So the warm blood flows
Through the large four-chambered heart,
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have.
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
One of us might lose his hair
But you’re reminded that it once was there
From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail.
So the warm blood flows
with the red blood cells, lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
Their cousin called Monotreme
Dead uncle Allotheria
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
The fox, the ox
Giraffe and shrew
Echidna, caribou
- They Might Be Giants
Started reading this post and thought it had to be you! :)
Collideascope - The Dukes of Stratosphear (aka XTC)
Collideascope
Careful, don’t look down the wrong end
You will see ships that fall out of the sky
Who put that nail in your eye
You make me want to cry with your...
Collideascope
Everything looks smashed and broken
You will see fishes that drown in the sea
If you don’t alter your mind
I’d hate you to go blind why don’t you
Wakey Wakey Wakey
Little Sleeper
If you doze much longer
Then life turns to dreaming
Wakey Wakey Wakey
Little Sleeper
If you doze much longer
Then dreams turn to nightmares
Collideascope
Everything looks topsy turvy
You will see one young girl split into two
One half who’s false one half true
You better get your glue ready
Wakey Wakey Wakey
Little Sleeper
Collideascope
Careful don’t look down the wrong end
All the world’s colours will crash into one
Monochrome living’s no fun
You’re staring down a gun with your
Collideascope
Tom Waits Step Right Up Lyrics
Step right up
step right up
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Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
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how ‘bout an engagement ring?
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that’s right
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Change your shorts
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Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
see you later alligator
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It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
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it is a job
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Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you don’t know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
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‘Cause it’s effective, it’s defective
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step right up
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You got it buddy: the large print giveth
and the small print taketh away
Step right up
you can step right up
you can step right up
C’mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up
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Memories, they can't be boughten.
They can't be won at carnivals for free.
Well it took me years to get those souvenirs,
And I don't know how they slipped away from me.
Broken hearts and dirty windows
Make life difficult to see.
That's why last night and this morning
Always look the same to me.
And I hate reading old love letters
For they always bring me tears.
I can't forget the way they robbed me,
Of my sweetheart's souvenirs.
Memories they can't be boughten,
They can't be won at carnivals for free.
Well it took me years to get those souvenirs
And I don't know how they slipped away from me.
One of the best love songs of all time. Great vocals.
Jefferson Starship
Miracles
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I.
I might have to move heaven and earth to prove it to you, baby
So we’re makin’ love and you feel the power
And I feel the power
Then there’s really nothing that we can’t do
If we wanted to, baby
We could exist on the stars
It’d be so easy
All we gotta do
Is get a little faith in you
Oh, I’ve been (to) so many places
I’ve seen some things
I know, love is the answer
Keeps holding this world together
Ain’t nothing better
Ain’t nothing better
And all the answers to our prayers
Hell , it’s the same everywheres, baby
Nothing ever breaks up the heart
Only tears give you away
Then you’re right where I found ya
With my arms around ya
Oh baby, baby, baby, love is a magic word, yeah
Few ever find in a lifetime
But from that very first look in your eyes
I knew you and I had but one heart
Only our bodies were apart
That was so easy, so easy
I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl.
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I.
I can hear windmills and rainbows
Whenever you’re talkin’ to me
I feel like swirling and dancin’
Whenever you’re walking with me
You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin’ inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing
Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby
Oh yeah, all right
Baby, we’re sure doin’ it tonight
Everytime you come by, let me try
Pretty, please sugar on it
That’s how I like it
I can’t even believe it, with you
It’s like having every dream I ever wanted
Come true
I picked up your vibes
You know it opened my eyes
But I’m still dreamin’ yeah
And you’re right where I found ya
With my arms around ya.
“The Trees” - Rush
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
(And they’re quite convinced they’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream ‘Oppression!’
And the oaks just shake their heads
(Insert most awsome bitch’n instumental here..)
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
‘The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By Hatchet! Axe! And saw!
Red Vines Aimee Mann
They’re all still on their honeymoon
just read the dialogue balloon
everyone loves you—why should they not?
And I’m the only one who knows
that Disneyland’s about to close
I don’t suppose you’d give it a shot
knowing all that you’ve got
are cigarettes and Red Vines
just close your eyes, cause, baby—
you never do know
and I’ll be on the sidelines,
with my hands tied,
watching the show
Well, it’s always fun and games until
it’s clear you haven’t got the skill
in keeping the gag from going too far
So you’re running ‘round the parking lot
til every lightning bug is caught
punching some pinholes in the lid of a jar
while we wait in the car
With cigarettes and Red Vines
just close your eyes, cause, baby—
you never do know
and I’ll be on the sidelines,
with my hands tied,
watching the show
And tell me, would it kill you
would it really spoil everything
if you didn’t blame yourself
do you know what I mean?
Cigarettes and Red Vines
just close your eyes, cause, baby—
you never do know
and I’ll be on the sidelines,
with my hands tied,
watching the show
watching the show
LOL!! It does have quite sensual lyrics!! I could never understand all they were saying but when I got a copy of the lyrics and followed along, I felt, WOW!! I do like how they all sing their parts in this recording. It’s one of those goosebump songs for me. Some songs do that to me. It might be the vocalizing or the instrumentation that does it, or both.
The Nearness of You, not sure if I know that one. If I heard it I would probably go, oh yeah! I remember that one! Sounds like a good old fashioned romance song, nice sentiments.
Giving up smoking was a good thing to do, but giving up feeling “tingle-y” would be a real downer!lol
“Xanadu” - Rush
(Bitchin’ long instrumental intro)
‘To seek the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
To break my fast on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise...’
I had heard the whispered tales of immortality
The deepest mystery
From an ancient book I took a clue
I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
Time and Man alone
Searching for the lost Xanadu
Xanadu...
To stand within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste anew the fruits of life
The last immortal man
To find the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
Oh, I will dine on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise
A thousand years have come and gone but time has passed me by
Stars stopped in the sky
Frozen in an everlasting view
Waiting for the world to end, weary of the night
Praying for the light
Prison of the lost
Xanadu
Xanadu...
Held within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste my bitter triumph
As a mad immortal man
Nevermore shall I return
Escape these caves of ice
For I have dined on honeydew
And drunk the milk of Paradise
(written by Neil Peart)
Yes, that is a very good, sultry version. I knew the song when I heard it. I checked my record collection and have it by many different artists. Listened to a few of them, Nancy Wilson did one of the best versions of the ones I have.
I have Norah Jones first cd but haven’t listened to it in some time. I have to drive into town to run errands, that would be a good time to pop it in and listen to it again.
One of my favorite female singers is Roberta Flack. I never get tired of listening to her. Great songs,great voice, and sexy too! At least it is to me.
It is amazing what a song can do for your memories. I hear a song on the radio from years ago and it will take me back to a place I had long forgotten about. Sometimes happy, sometimes sad. Most music just gets my toes to tapping, but some songs are definite movers of the soul.
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