[catnipman]

who knew that cannibals were picky eaters ...

[Verginius Rufus]

Yes, Michael Rockefeller was eaten out of respect for his father, the Governor of New York.

(That happened on the other side of the island, not the part which is now Papua New Guinea.)

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Well, most cannibals won’t eat clowns because they tase funny.