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Despite Polls, Biden Is Confident of Reelection [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/20/2024 9:57:39 AM PDT by John Semmens

Though recent polls of registered eligible voters in swing states show former President Donald Trump is ahead of him, recumbent President Joe Biden remains confident that he will be reelected. He has been telling donors that "the polling data is wrong because it only includes registered voters. It completely overlooks our strength among unregistered and ineligible voters, our robust ballot harvesting operation, the proliferation of unsupervised drop boxes where anyone--registered or not, eligible or not, citizen or not can deposit as many ballots as they desire."

"A new study published by Just Facts found that up to 27% of non-citizen adults in the US are now illegally registered to vote," Biden pointed out. "I'm willing to bet that nearly everyone of these folks will by voting for me because I'm the one who kept the borders open so they could get in. Many have publicly stated that they came here on my invitation. It is Democrats around the country in sanctuary cities and states who are appropriating the money to feed and house these people. Can there be any doubt that Democrats will be rewarded with their votes for our generosity?"

"Republicans know this," Biden insisted. "That's why they seem so desperate to enact the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act requiring that proof of citizenship be shown for a voter to obtain a ballot. This bill will never pass in the Democrat controlled Senate. Even if by some fluke it did, I will veto it. Republicans will be able to say that they tried to keep non-citizens from voting, but the fact is the millions of foreigners that I have brought into this country will add millions more votes for Democrats at all levels of government."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: ballotstuffing; illegalvotes; postandrun; satire; saveact; selfpromotion

1 posted on 05/20/2024 9:57:39 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sure, He knows or at least his handlers know that the fix is in. Biden could kick a toddler down a set of stairs on national tv and still get elected.


2 posted on 05/20/2024 10:01:08 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: BigFreakinToad

He who counts the votes...


3 posted on 05/20/2024 10:08:52 AM PDT by BushCountry (A properly cast vote (1 day voting) can save you $2.00 a gallon.)
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To: John Semmens

The fix is in, Right Jo Jo? If you can’t win honestly and fairly, steal the SOB just like 2020 was stolen and you had the “media” and the DNC’s “FBI” cover for you.


4 posted on 05/20/2024 10:19:37 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (When did WE decide to make America a UN 5-Star Asylum Paradise for Socialist losers?)
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To: John Semmens
Of course Biden is confident he'll win. 10-20 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIEN BALLOTS will be cast AND COUNTED ON ELECTION NIGHT and it will be TOO LATE to do anything about it. As in 2020, NO COURT WILL HEAR ANY TRUMP CHALLENGE TO what is about to happen on election night.

ONE poll question I would like to see asked by ANY major media network:

"If Biden wins the election, WILL YOU THINK THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN?"

5 posted on 05/20/2024 10:27:21 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: John Semmens

Surely nobody thinks that 2024 will be any less corrupt than 2020 and 2022. You’d have to be a DNC base (IQ < 85) to even doubt the outcome.
The only way he or worse (Newsome) is not installed is if the non-commie-trash turnout is like 100M. Lacking that, no hope.


6 posted on 05/20/2024 10:32:41 AM PDT by bobbo666 (Baizuo, )
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To: John Semmens

confident there will be enough ballots

to install him


7 posted on 05/20/2024 11:00:57 AM PDT by joshua c
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To: John Semmens

The Swamp has total confidence in their ability to steal any election. Campaign can just be pocketed.


8 posted on 05/20/2024 12:30:25 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: John Semmens

Biden knows that polls have nothing to do with elections.

Deja vue 2020.


9 posted on 05/20/2024 12:39:54 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: BigFreakinToad

Biden could take showers with a toddler and still get elected.


10 posted on 05/20/2024 12:43:10 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: 353FMG

sad but true


11 posted on 05/20/2024 1:21:52 PM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: fella

“ The Swamp has total confidence in their ability to steal any election.”

Not a hard call, considering that all elections are run by, and all ballots are tallied/managed by government employees.


12 posted on 05/20/2024 1:25:28 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (We have not yet achieved peak crazy)
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