To: Tennessee_Bob
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad.
10 posted on
10/10/2005 8:41:02 AM PDT by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: hispanarepublicana
Those Lutherans say they won't stop until we stop, and we're not going to stop until they stop, because it could be a trick and they're just waiting for us to stop so they can start again - so we're not going to stop until they stop.
Power to the Methodist Front!
16 posted on
10/10/2005 8:43:28 AM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
To: hispanarepublicana
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad.
AFTER the Knights of Columbus came in and spiked the punch.
34 posted on
10/10/2005 8:48:31 AM PDT by
Just Lori
(Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.)
To: hispanarepublicana
I think it is highly irresponsible and politically incorrect for you to mention "carrot-raisin salad" on this thread.
You may have to be detained and lashed by the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals for such blatant insensitivity.
49 posted on
10/10/2005 8:51:16 AM PDT by
Thrusher
("...there is no peace without victory.")
To: hispanarepublicana
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad. Death to the infidel Methodists! Anyone killing a Methodist will immediately enter Lutheran Paradise and be treated to 72 casseroles that never go empty. The casseroles will be served by Norwegian grandmothers who reek of the sacred lutefisk.
To: hispanarepublicana
In Jello, no less. That feud could last 1000 yrs.
71 posted on
10/10/2005 9:04:37 AM PDT by
tiki
To: hispanarepublicana; Tennessee_Bob; SeeRushToldU_So
I'm Presbyterian - we're the cool ones who just stand on the sidelines and sip our beer - and watch other Protestants fight........;^)
Now back to the story - let us know if you hear anything further about this bomb.
81 posted on
10/10/2005 9:08:01 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: hispanarepublicana
Carrot-Raisin Salad is small stuff - lucky they didn't bring the Heavy Artillery!!
Over here, when we Lutherans crash a party, we bring a big portion of Pickled Ox Tongue Smothered in Capers!
95 posted on
10/10/2005 9:15:52 AM PDT by
An.American.Expatriate
(Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
To: hispanarepublicana
when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad. "Bet that went over like a Satan burger with a side of Hell fries..."
144 posted on
10/10/2005 9:47:08 AM PDT by
talleyman
(Moose lips sink ships.)
To: hispanarepublicana
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad.Just for THAT culinary faux pas, he needed a beatin! ;o)
146 posted on
10/10/2005 9:48:26 AM PDT by
SuziQ
To: hispanarepublicana
"This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad."
Well, that was the PR story, actually it all started when the Methodists raided the Sunday morning coffee period and drank the 17 gallons of coffee meant for the Lutherans. After that, there can be no peace.
222 posted on
10/10/2005 10:48:18 AM PDT by
alarm rider
(Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
To: hispanarepublicana
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad. And what's wrong with carrot-raisin salad :-)
237 posted on
10/10/2005 11:09:08 AM PDT by
steveegg
(The quarterly FReepathon is the price you pay for FR...until enough people become monthlies!)
To: hispanarepublicana
Shameful! Everyone knows Methodists only like jello salads. :)
327 posted on
10/10/2005 12:49:30 PM PDT by
kalee
To: hispanarepublicana
462 posted on
10/11/2005 8:31:52 AM PDT by
GVnana
To: hispanarepublicana
I thought it was when a Methodist invaded a Lutheran fellowship hall and drank all the coffee.
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