Hmmmm.... Yeah, I'd better go out and buy some more guns. (Like I need an excuse.)
Yep. Since I've been on my gun-a-month program my state has not seen a single hurricane. Coincidence? I think not!
I could stop, of course, if I wanted to take a chance on blowing Idaho away, but I'm just not the kind of guy to risk my neighbors' well-being like that. A saint, that's what I am.
It's time to join the NRA. If you're already a member, please put the initials in your tagline. Thanks.