I always think of that line from The Simpsons, when Moe says, “I’ve done some things in my life I ain’t proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting.”
The main reason I’ve never had a Costco dog is that the line was always too long. Haven’t been to Costco since last year, so I don’t know if that’s still the case.
The title of the episode was “It May Look Like a Walnut”. I didn’t remember that, of course, but it came right up on a search. That was my favorite Dick Van Dyke episode ever.
Oh, I’ve known for a long time that I’m the only human left, and everyone else is an alien masquerading as human. They’re pretty clever at it, but not quite clever enough to fool ME!