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  • Despite Polls, Biden Is Confident of Reelection [semi-satire]

    05/20/2024 9:57:39 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Though recent polls of registered eligible voters in swing states show former President Donald Trump is ahead of him, recumbent President Joe Biden remains confident that he will be reelected. He has been telling donors that "the polling data is wrong because it only includes registered voters. It completely overlooks our strength among unregistered and ineligible voters, our robust ballot harvesting operation, the proliferation of unsupervised drop boxes where anyone--registered or not, eligible or not, citizen or not can deposit as many ballots as they desire." "A new study published by Just Facts found that up to 27% of non-citizen...
  • VIDEO: Reality Check on NBC's Pathetic Coverage of Hunter Biden Laptop Story

    05/20/2024 7:34:49 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 20, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOn the May 19, 2024 "Meet The Press" during a contentious interview with Senator Marco Rubio, host Kristin Welker claimed NBC News did cover the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020. Yeah, they covered it by discounting it as the result of RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as you can see here. So when will Welker and NBC News issue a CORRECTION by admitting that the Hunter Biden Laptop story was true and NOT the result of Russian Disinformation? And while they are at it. will Andrea Mitchell also correct her highly laughable claim in 2020 that Joe Biden was some sort of...
  • New US bill aims to force full UFO disclosure within 270 days

    05/19/2024 3:17:33 PM PDT · by Macho MAGA Man · 32 replies
    Unexplained Mysteries ^ | May 17, 2024 | T.K. Randall
    Rep. Tim Burchett is introducing a new bill designed to force the US government to release all of its UFO files. Things could soon get very interesting for UFO disclosure advocates - that is, at least, if a new congressional bill introduced by Rep. Tim Burchett this week actually passes. At only 1.5 pages in length, the bill - entitled 'The UAP Transparency Act' - isn't exactly very large. If it did happen to pass, however, it would force the President of the United States to not only order all government agencies to release all of their UFO-related documents to...
  • DHS Defends Privacy of Terrorists [semi-satire]

    05/19/2024 11:05:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Fox News reporter Bill Melugin's request to know the nationalities of persons on the terrorist watch list arrested after illegally entering the US was rebuffed by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Spokesperson Ikhil Yudhimmi explained that "the privacy interests of those apprehended outweigh the minimal level of public interest in such information." Melugin found the rejection and explanation "inane. I did not ask for any names, IDs, addresses, or law-enforcement information. The people on the terrorist watch list are not families with children seeking a better life. They are suspected of being here intending to attack, damage, and kill....
  • VIDEO: South Florida TV Weatherman Plays "Climate Change" Politics

    05/19/2024 8:08:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 19, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO They are getting soooo desperate over Joe Biden's diminishing 2024 election chances that now weathermen are engaging in political campaigning while absurdly PRETENDING they are not campaigning. One such weatherman is Steve MacLaughlin of WTVJ's NBC6 station down here in South Florida. Watch how he jumps up on the Climate Change (Global Warming) bandwagon to lecture the audience while piously pretending he would never tell us who to vote for while obviously telling us who NOT to vote for. (Hint: NOT Trump, WINK! WINK!). Is it too much to ask weathermen to simply report on the weather and stay...
  • Crockett Mocked Into Next Week for Huge Mistake She Made While Trying to Raise Money Off Fight With MTG

    05/19/2024 7:46:13 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 52 replies
    https://redstate.com ^ | May 18, 2024 | Nick Arama
    "So we are going to drop ‘A Crockett Clapback Collection,’" she wrote in the caption. "This collection will feature various swag that includes random things I’ve said. The money will go to ensuring that we have a Democratic House! Give me a little time to really get the swag online etc., but B6 will drop first."
  • VIDEO: 2024 NATO Youth Summit Declares TRUMP as Threat to Democracy

    05/18/2024 11:31:02 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 52 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 18, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe 2024 NATO Youth Summit on May 13, 2024 was chock full of young globalist Trust Fund kids so it is really not surprising that they chose President Donald Trump as a threat to Democracy. They also declared "Disinformation" as a major threat as well. Disinformation being inconvenient truths that the globalists want to hide from you.
  • NFL Brass Rejects Player's Traditional Values [semi-satire]

    05/18/2024 10:22:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, Harrison Butker, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs football team gave a commencement speech at Benedictine College--a small Catholic liberal arts college in Atchison, Kansas. In this speech Butker said to the women graduates "some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world." USA Today featured a column denouncing Butker's "extremist, Neanderthal views." On ABC's The View, the panelists chastised Butker for "not following the example of...
  • "Keeps Falling" - The Ballad of Joe Biden

    05/18/2024 6:47:16 AM PDT · by Dr. Marten · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | 05.16.2024 | Jimmy Failla
    "Keeps Falling" - The Ballad of Joe Biden
  • Bragg Justifies His Priorities [semi-satire]

    05/18/2024 2:04:44 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    While Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg has been pouring his energy into prosecuting Donald Trump for the crime of winning the 2016 presidential election against the heavily favored former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, crime in New York City (NYC) has taken a dismal turn. In 2023, of NYC's 109,000 prosecuted arrests only 7% resulted in imprisonment. Worse, over 70% of NYC's reported crimes remain unsolved. Repeat offenders, some of them violent, are routinely released without bail while awaiting prosecutions that may never occur. Bragg insists that "my priorities are not out-of-whack. All the assaults, robberies, rapes, and murders that...
  • Support For 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply

    05/17/2024 11:18:16 AM PDT · by DFG · 32 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/17/2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tempers flared among girl congressmen on Capitol Hill yesterday, all male congressmen found themselves in unprecedented agreement that the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was clearly a mistake. Stern-faced congressmen glanced at each other in silent unity as multiple girl congressmen erupted into a shameful shouting match during a House Oversight Committee hearing, with all the men sharing the same sentiment that granting women the right to vote and hold office was a severe miscalculation. "Yeah, the 19th Amendment was a mistake," said Democrat Representative Jamie Raskin. "Back in 1920, I don't think our predecessors...
  • VIDEO: Even TDS Lawrence O'Donnell Admits Michael Cohen's Credibility was DESTROYED

    05/17/2024 8:02:36 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 17, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIt's one thing to hear conservative commentators state that Michael Cohen's credibility was destroyed during the Manhattan trial. However, it is quite amazing to hear someone as chock full of TDS hate as MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell admit that the Trump defense lawyer, Todd Blanche, utterly shredded Cohen's credibility.
  • Lefties losing it: Rita Panahi reacts to ‘narcissist’ trans activist at Disneyland

    05/16/2024 12:17:49 PM PDT · by TigerClaws · 5 replies
    ky News host Rita Panahi reacts to a “self-indulgent narcissist” at Disneyland explaining their upcoming gender-affirming surgery. Lilly Contino posted a video to social media of them explaining their upcoming gender-affirming surgery using Disney-themed treats, while at the theme park. 'I’m about to get banned from Disney', she begins, before continuing to explain how her surgery has not gone as planned. “That is the definition of TMI, too much information,” Ms Panahi said.
  • Sean Lennon Comments on Portrait of Charles III

    05/16/2024 6:46:46 AM PDT · by shadowlands1960 · 55 replies
    Twitter ^ | May 16th, 2024 | Sean Lennon
    Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon I just wish I could have listened in on the meeting… ‘Your Highness, it would seem the people have begun to grow weary and possibly suspicious of the institution of the monarchy.’ ‘Well what are we going to do about it?’ ‘One idea is to have your portrait painted as an ancient hell demon emerging from a sort of murky lake of blood, ready to claim rule over the people of light, dragging them into the shadow realms for all eternity.’ ‘Terrific idea! I’ll get my fancy red coat!’ 5:09 PM · May 15, 2024 ·...
  • Migrant Horror Stories [semi-satire]

    05/15/2024 10:13:24 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    In Britain, the vast majority of gang rapes are committed by Pakistani Muslims. In Denmark, "asylum seekers" from Muslim countries commit more crimes than citizens born in Denmark. In Sweden, more than 50% of the rapes are committed by "foreign born" assailants. Because of its open borders policy toward refugees from Muslim countries Sweden also has a firearms homicide rate twice that of any other European nation. In Germany, Marie-Thérèse Kaiser was fined $6,500 for publicly mentioning official government statistics showing that a disproportionate number of rapes are committed by Afghan "refugees." In the United Kingdom, the prediction that admitting...
  • Former GOP VP Nominee Won't Vote for Trump [semi-satire]

    05/14/2024 11:34:07 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 24 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Former Congressman and Republican vice-presidential candidate in the 2012 election Paul Ryan confirmed that "I will not be voting for Donald Trump no matter what. Character matters. I cannot support a person of low character for the top job in our government." Ryan fended off criticism of President Joe Biden's character, saying "using his position in government to obtain bribes for his family and himself are the normal kind of abuse of power that is common in our politics. Almost everyone does it--Republicans and Democrats alike. Our country has and can continue to survive this type of self-serving misuse of...
  • VIDEO: Hammock Guy on Bus Demands Freedom to Hammock

    05/14/2024 6:54:37 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 14, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe first time you watch the Hammock Guy demanding his right to hammock on a bus you might think he is just an annoying jerk. That was my first impression which is why I have replayed the Hammock Guy's performance. By the second viewing, there is a good chance your antagonism towards the Hammock Guy will change from annoyance to growing admiration along with strong doses of amusement. And the more I watch the Hammock Guy the more I admire him despite my initial impression. Oh, and I also laugh harder each time I watch him defy authority and assert...
  • RFK Takes Extreme Abortion Stance [semi-satire]

    05/13/2024 10:34:15 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    In a bid to outflank Biden for the women's vote, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. came out in favor of abortion at any time and for any reason up until birth, saying "every baby's death is a tragedy. Many of them leave permanent trauma on a woman. But I think, ultimately, I don't trust government to have jurisdiction over people's bodies." This announcement stunned RFK's running mate Nicole Shanahan who insisted "that is not Bobby's position, at least as far as I understand it. My understanding is that he absolutely believes in limits on abortion, and we've talked...
  • VIDEO: Donny Deutsch Claims Michael Cohen Is an Incredibly Credible Witness

    05/13/2024 7:41:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 13, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOMichael Cohen is a credible witness? Well, if Morning Joe's Donny Deutsch says so then it MUST be true.
  • VIDEO: The CNN Obvious TELL When Lying about NO Democrat Lawfare

    05/12/2024 1:02:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 12, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThere is a very very obvious "Tell" that CNN uses when trying to deny that the Democrats are using Lawfare against President Donald Trump. It is when their reporters say "We know" that it's not true that the Democrats are using that Lawfare. CNN reporter Alayna Treene just recited this CNN Tell while pretending that the Democrats are not conducting Lawfare against President Trump when he brought up the topic at his Wildwood NJ speech. Keep looking for CNN to continue invoking "WE KNOW!" whenever trying to deny the OBVIOUS about Democrat Lawfare against President Trump.