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  • Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then

    05/11/2024 9:27:07 AM PDT · by dayglored · 16 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 10, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK CITY, NY — Former President Donald Trump made sure members of the jury in the Stormy Daniels hush money trial knew the adult film actress was much much hotter when he first met her. "She was an eight or a nine back then, let me tell you," Trump explained to members of the jury. "Now she's a bit of a dog; Dogface Daniels, that's what they call her. But not when I met her, I would never touch a dog, not a dog guy. Not that I did touch her…but if I had…she was smokin'. Don't know what...
  • Today's Toons 5/10/24

    05/10/2024 3:30:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
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  • RACIST NY GOV " Black people don’t know what a is " This is how they think we act

    05/09/2024 10:14:10 PM PDT · by Morgana · 25 replies
    Terrence K Williams ^ | May 9, 2024 | Terrence K Williams
    The Honorable Terrence K Williams lays down the law on New York Governor and other Democrats.
  • What "conversation-starter" phrases are most likely to trigger T.D.S. sufferers?

    05/09/2024 10:34:01 AM PDT · by desertsolitaire · 69 replies
    Vanity; self
    Just a friendly outreach to ask what other Freepers have found to be the most triggering of conversation starter or reply words or phrases in day to day living and interactions with Biden voters?
  • Israel Warns Gazans to Evacuate Rafah in Most Incompetent Genocide Ever

    05/09/2024 7:24:43 AM PDT · by Kid Shelleen · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/09/2024
    With its forces pressing deeper into the Hamas-controlled stronghold, Israel warned civilians to evacuate Rafah in what analysts are calling the most incompetent genocide ever. --SNIP-- Geopolitical analysts around the world were confused by the move. "What a debacle," said renowned historian and observer of global events, Dr. Blake Rumsey. "This is, without a doubt, the most incompetent genocide I've ever seen. What country intent on committing genocide would make such a huge mistake to warn people to evacuate?
  • Today's Toons 5/9/24

    05/09/2024 3:45:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
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  • NYT: RFK Jr. says worm ‘got into my brain and ate a portion of it’

    05/08/2024 9:08:41 PM PDT · by Krosan · 42 replies
    CNN ^ | Wed May 8, 2024 | Michelle Shen
    In 2010, Kennedy, now 70, experienced severe memory loss and mental fog, he said in a deposition two years later. According to the Times, he consulted top neurologists familiar with the medical history of his uncle, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, who had died of brain cancer in 2009. A New York doctor, after reviewing a scan of his brain, told him that his health issues could be “caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the 2012 deposition, which concerned a divorce from his second wife,...
  • Contractors spray-painted over pro-Palestinian protesters at Case Western Reserve University

    05/08/2024 7:07:09 PM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 34 replies
    Youtube ^ | 8 May 2024 | Youtube
    To stop the contractors, several students stood in front of the Spirit Wall as workers directly sprayed white paint over them. One student, wearing a face shield, was seen completely covered in the paint in a video shared with The Plain Dealer and Cleveland.com by Case’s Students for Justice in Palestine group.
  • Today's Toons 5/8/24

    05/08/2024 3:40:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
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  • Today's Toons 5/7/24

    05/07/2024 3:48:55 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
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  • Hitler phones Biden

    05/06/2024 4:43:55 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 12 replies
    Hitler gives Joe Biden another call because he's thinks Biden is too old to be re-elected president.
  • Why Do My In Laws Hate Me? (rare 1960's bluegrass country vinyl) 1:46 / 2:10 Why Do My In Laws Hate Me? (rare 1960's bluegrass country vinyl)

    05/06/2024 3:20:15 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 13 replies
    YouTube.com/ Uncanny Valley ^ | 5-6-2024 | Uncanny Valley
    Bobby Bones, often regarded one of country music most formidable songwriting forces, released "INLAWS" immediately after his previous hit single "OUTLAWS" dominated the charts for 32 months. Not only was he a brilliant mandolin player, but he was generally a soft spoken friendly and humble man. He also originated the trend of country and folk singers covering their faces in badly done tattoos. Truly one of Nashville's most prized treasures, Bones left an impression on everyone he met. People all across the lands shared wild stories of Bobby and his gang's shenanigans as they toured the southern states.
  • Today's Toons 5/6/24

    05/06/2024 1:22:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
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  • Two Alabama moms welcomed a baby Johnny Cash and a baby June Carter on the same day, at the same hospital

    05/04/2024 2:31:32 PM PDT · by CFW · 8 replies
    NotTheBee ^ | 5/4/24 | HarrietRigby
    Two Alabama moms, Sophie Clark and Nicole Davis, were total strangers when they went in to deliver their babies at Huntsville Hospital on April 10th, but they couldn't pass up the chance to meet after they serendipitously named their babies after the most famous power couple in country music history, Johnny Cash and June Carter. [snip]] The hospital staff then arranged for the moms and babies to meet, and the two families say they plan to stay in touch. [snip] In addition to being named after the country music stars, both of the babies were actually named after their own...
  • These 14 Crazy Laws in Idaho Will Leave You Scratching Your Head

    05/04/2024 7:44:49 AM PDT · by Twotone · 35 replies
    OnlyInYourState.com ^ | February 2, 2024 | Jennifer
    The Gem State is no stranger to the weird and wonderful world of silly legislation, and like many states, we harbor a number of outdated statutes written too long ago to be relevant, and too nonsensical to make removing them from the rulebooks worth the effort. So, we dug a little deeper into Idaho’s hidden vault of crazy laws to see what sort of ridiculous ordinances we could find that you haven’t heard of yet. Here are just a few of the weirdest laws in Idaho: 1. It is against the law to live in a dog kennel (or house)...
  • Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

    05/03/2024 8:00:19 AM PDT · by Twotone · 28 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 2, 2024 | Staff
    U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of African believers felt a strong prodding from the Holy Spirit to venture into an entirely foreign culture and bring the Gospel to a dark and godless place. "If we do not go, who will?" asked Abosede Adeyemi, a Nigerian Christian burdened to reach lost Americans. "These United Methodists are in urgent need of the Good News....
  • VIDEO — ‘This Is Bananas’: Florida Monkey Sightings Have Neighbors on Edge

    05/03/2024 7:25:54 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 27 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 5-2-24 | AMY FURR
    Numerous Florida residents in the Clermont and Groveland areas say they keep seeing monkeys roaming their neighborhoods. Clermont resident Aime Krug told Fox 35 she spotted one of the animals Tuesday on the roof of a house on Minnehaha Avenue and was shocked at the sight of it, the outlet reported Thursday: Possible wild monkeys seen walking around Florida neighborhood https://t.co/yenznMSAVn — FOX 13 Tampa Bay (@FOX13News) May 2, 2024 “This monkey went across the road, and I had to do a double take because I didn’t think that it was actually a monkey,” she recalled, noting that because she...
  • Today's Toons 5/3/24

    05/03/2024 1:44:55 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
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  • Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (a letter from campus)

    05/02/2024 11:56:30 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 9 replies
    Vaad HaBadchanim (not a parody) ^ | 2/5/24 | Alan Sherman
    Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I have joined Camp Intifada Camp is very instigating And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining The tuition is so pricey To attend a Poison Ivy You remember Ilhan's daughter She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter All the comrades hate the Zios Who lack pronouns in their bios And we want to charm the Houthis So we hold hands and chant ‘Death to the Yahudis’ I've made new friends who are less white And my Hebrew is now left-right And when Jew kids, start to roll in We demand that they all...
  • Florida Man Arrested for Attacking His Sister with Fried Chicken During Argument

    05/02/2024 7:41:02 PM PDT · by bimboeruption · 70 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 5-2-2024 | Cullen Linebarger
    A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee. As the Smoking Gun reported, 20-year-old Khanye Edrayieze Medley was arrested on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly got into a verbal altercation with his sister, who he lives with, that turned physical in a most unusual way. The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and...