Skip to comments.Beto Promises to Let Boys Compete in Girls' Sports [semi-satire]
Posted on 06/25/2019 10:39:23 AM PDT by John Semmens
In a bid to corner the transgender vote, 2020 presidential contender former Rep. Beto O'Rourke (D-Tex) vowed to "break down the doors of girls' locker rooms across the nation and let boys who identify as girls participate in girls' sports."
"I am aware that many parents are uncomfortable with this next step in the evolution of sexual freedom, but we can't allow prejudice to tie our hands," the candidate said. "Many boys feel uncomfortable trying to compete with other boys. I know because I was one of them. If I had had the same options as the boys of today are beginning to seize there's no doubt in my mind that I could've won championships and maybe even an athletic scholarship in field hockeya sport that was strictly limited to cis-gendered girls when I was in high school. Voters can count on me to lead the nation into a more sexually inclusive future."
In related news, the Beto campaign announced that he will be staying at homeless camps as he campaigns "in order to build a better bond with those most in need of my leadership and to demonstrate my willingness to sacrifice my own comfort when I lack the funding for accommodations more suitable to my status in society."
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High School basketball try-outs:
OK, all you men who didn’t make the varsity cut, your uniform skirts are over there and welcome to the varsity women’s basketball team.
We are very confident that we will win our record 6th straight state championship this year.”
This just shows how twisted the bastard is! Only an idiot would want boys to compete with girls in physical sports.
By mentally ill boys...
Girls will be out. Parents will have to create a new place do they can do sports.
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