Having said that, Sauers will work if Duke's is not available.
Posted on 07/18/2018 8:13:45 AM PDT by Blue House Sue
Victor Lachin, an electrical engineer living in southern Mississippi, vividly recalls the first time he tried mayonnaise as a child.
The year was 1966, and he was having lunch at a friend’s house in the Lakefront area of New Orleans. The friend had “a ham sandwich with white Bunny Bread, slathered with Blue Plate mayonnaise,” he tells me over Facebook Messenger. “Asking me what I would like, I responded ‘Peanut butter sandwich, ma’am!’ She complied with a nice Bunny Bread sandwich and a glass of cold white milk.”
Lachin bit into the sandwich, expecting a creamy, nutty taste to fill his mouth. Instead, “Mayonnaise oozed out the side of the crusted bread, coating my tongue and all senses with an oily, sulfur semi-liquid. ... Gagging, I leapt from the kitchen table as her hate-filled babbling told me to never come back again. I remember the sound of a worn corn broom chasing my bare feet out the back door. I climbed the fence to get home.” He was 5 or 6 years old, he reckons.
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Take one warm tomato out of the garden and slice thick. Lay it with reverence on slices of cheap store bought white bread liberally slathered with real mayo. Salt and pepper. Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Bananas are for monkeys. I sure don’t want one on a sammich with mayonnaise.
I can’t stand Miracle Whip, either. Must be real mayo.
No. Don’t know where you got the idea about egg whites.
Mayonnaise did not exist till after God cursed the earth.
My old man used to do that in the summers when I was a kid....he washed it down with an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! I used to say the same thing!.................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnIEJdzzws
I like Blue Plate better than Hellman’s.
And eat pizza with a fork.
Wal-Mart sells Dukes on line.
Mayo...banana..and peanut butter sandwich’s...are the bomb.
Thanks. Good to know.
During their Field training Exercises they eat MREs. The training where you eat whatever you can catch is if you go to survival school.
At my survival school when I was in the Air Force I was lucky as I went out at night and caught snakes and snared one rabbit. I did eat bugs but was adept enough to catch real meat.
There were lots of foods I didn’t like as a kid. Then, I grew tall enough to see over the stove top and learned to cook. Turns out, it was mother’s idea of cooking that I hated. Still do. I only allow her to bring the salad to holiday dinners. She puts avocados in fruit salad, ugh, and everything is diced so small it looks like brown chunky sludge. No one touches it and it gets tossed in the garbage first time her back is turned.
She thinks she’s a great cook. Tried to teach her how to let rice get a bit toasted the other day. Lost cause. Got such a sick headache and went home.
Definitely Miracle Whip, especially with deviled eggs.
Having said that, Sauers will work if Duke's is not available.
Give me my mayo!
It’s a wonder we’re still Married.
I'll take her off your hands if it is that bad. :-)
I put both catsup and mustard on my hotdogs. I also like a bit of sweet relish if it is available, if not, then I go for onions.
Nasty stuff, mayonnaise. We used to use it to culture disgusting pathogens. Stuff'll kill you. And to think they named a clinic after it!
We had this sort of controversy last time we debated whether toilet paper should come off the back side of the roll or the front side as God intended.
“Tried to teach her how to let rice get a bit toasted the other day”
I guess you’re not Asian——sticky rice rules in that community.
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