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What does a woman in the world's oldest profession say?
Posted on 09/14/2019 12:36:42 AM PDT by Jonty30
Hunting and gathering is so hard.
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posted on
09/14/2019 12:36:42 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
To: Jonty30
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posted on
09/14/2019 12:59:31 AM PDT
by
coaster123
(Distrust everyone under fifty.)
To: Jonty30
I thought you had to swear on the koran.
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posted on
09/14/2019 1:17:14 AM PDT
by
Track9
To: Jonty30
“I’m going to run for President as a semi black woman from California.”
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posted on
09/14/2019 1:42:04 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(Every liberal should be red-flagged.)
To: Jonty30
The oldest profession is farming. Husbands and wives working togeather to support and improve their family.
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posted on
09/14/2019 1:54:29 AM PDT
by
fproy2222
(MAGA; The United States of American is still the best place to live and it can become better.)
To: Jonty30
I’m not sure. I haven’t talked to your daughter in a while.
Hee, hee.
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:10:11 AM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /joke?)
To: fproy2222
Nice thought. But not true.
The cultivation of plants came later than hunting and gathering. The people of Jericho were the first to have been known to live from the cultivation of crops (perhaps 8,000 years ago).
To: RoosterRedux
“The cultivation of plants came later than hunting and gathering”
Adam and Eve tilled the ground and tended the flocks.
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:21:54 AM PDT
by
fproy2222
(MAGA; The United States of American is still the best place to live and it can become better.)
To: fproy2222
In America, sure. But I think our Paleothic ancestors might lay claim to having done something older than farming. :)
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:27:34 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
To: Do_Tar
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:27:47 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
To: fproy2222
Well, that's true. But that came after the fall and we really don't have a time line on that except that it came before the Flood. Adam and Eve and their kin may have live by hunting and gathering for a long time before farming started. IIRC the Torah indicates that Adam lived to 930+/- years.
And of course, Cain was a farmer.
To: fproy2222
Adam and Eve tilled the ground and tended the flocks.
Sure. Then they became Seven Day Adventist, supported Kellogg, started the American dietectic association, American heart association and condemned humanity to metabolic syndrome, disease and death from now to eternity.
Do you know why Kellogg created corn flakes?
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:32:29 AM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
To: Jonty30
The costumer always comes first...
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posted on
09/14/2019 2:43:33 AM PDT
by
metesky
(My investment program is holding steady @ $0.05 cents a can.)
To: PA Engineer
Corn flakes was an accident. Granola had been left out overnight and when put thru the rollers, corn flakes were the result.
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posted on
09/14/2019 3:02:01 AM PDT
by
siamesecats
(God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
To: fproy2222; RoosterRedux
Bible says Adam & Eve were given every plant yielding seed & each tree yielding seed for them to eat, Gen. 1:29. The animals were given every green plant for food too, Gen. 1:30
Then came the fall. The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam & his wife, & clothed them, Gen. 3:21—the first time that blood was shed.
It is a picture of the covering or clothing of God’s righteousness to everyone who believes in His beloved Son, who died for the forgiveness of our sins.
To: Jonty30
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posted on
09/14/2019 3:12:22 AM PDT
by
SteveH
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To: Jonty30
“Twenty bucks. Same as in town.”
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posted on
09/14/2019 3:23:33 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: Jonty30
“Paleothic ancestors might lay claim”
“Scientific” time line is an on going, ever changing gas like theory. It expands and contracts according to the latest addition.
It takes a lot of Faith to create a “scientific fact” derived on 0.00005% observation.
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posted on
09/14/2019 3:31:37 AM PDT
by
fproy2222
(MAGA; The United States of American is still the best place to live and it can become better.)
To: Jonty30
Advertising is the oldest profession. That other one had to be advertised first.
To: Jonty30
What does a woman in the world's oldest profession say?I should be President...it was my turn?
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