[RaceBannon]

Because the guy telling the story only wrote it down because he is going to college for vocational rehab due to a spinal injury and had to take a lit and comp course for his new degree, his instructor is a conservative and he told her the story, and she wanted him to write it as a short story.

[DustyMoment]

Because the guy telling the story only wrote it down because he is going to college for vocational rehab due to a spinal injury and had to take a lit and comp course for his new degree, his instructor is a conservative and he told her the story, and she wanted him to write it as a short story.

I used to be in the Navy, Race. You know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time . . . . . ". A sea story begins "Now this ain't no sh&t!" Methinks we have a sea story, here, masquerading as a college assignment.