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Save the planet, kill the whales
my big mouth blog ^ | 12/15/10 | Flood

Posted on 12/15/2010 9:21:32 AM PST by jpf

I've often imagined what the world would be like if things were different, like for example if Dick Cheney had announced the theory of global warming in 2003. Undetected for decades, NASA scientists had discovered that a colorless, odorless, tasteless gas, was warming our planet and posing a threat to our very existence. After a briefing from NASA scientists, the Vice President crawled out of his secret lair to announce the discovery to the world. Dick being Dick, the discovery was reason to immediately begin the construction of 10,000 nuclear power plants across the country, post haste.

I'm just wondering what sort of conspiracy theories would have sprung up. Perhaps the guys from Loose change would have developed a theory that global warming was the result of the US government imploding the world trade center. Al Gore would have needed a new hobby, that could have been dangerous. Just as a side note, for all the screaming about the 2000 election it sure worked out for all concerned. George Bush got to be President just like his dad and Al Gore got to do, well, what Al Gore does. It worked out. Except for the butterfly ballot lady down in West Palm, I hear she's still persona non grata at bingo games through out the greater South Florida area. snip

http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: cheney; earth; globalwarming; gore

1 posted on 12/15/2010 9:21:40 AM PST by jpf
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To: jpf

Save the whales, not the males!


2 posted on 12/15/2010 9:49:27 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

What about George and Gracie?


3 posted on 12/15/2010 10:17:30 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

These are not the hell your whales!


4 posted on 12/15/2010 10:27:59 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: massgopguy

Too late!


5 posted on 12/15/2010 10:42:27 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Whenever an obvious democrat chick at a bar (obvious before they even speak because of the stupid glasses)..if she asks me what I do, I always replay that I build nuclear powered whaling stations


6 posted on 12/15/2010 11:42:26 AM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ...In the US the number is 54%)
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To: jpf
There is no reason to kill the whales. Just kill the hippies and feed them all to the sharks. The sharks will then keep the whale population under control by natural means. Lets you honestly call a Progressive chum.
7 posted on 12/15/2010 11:44:39 AM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: jpf

I was just wondering what would happen if some person named Flood with a blog named my big mouth wasted everyones time by posting nonsense on free republic.com.? Just wondering.


8 posted on 12/15/2010 4:57:41 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
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To: Mind-numbed Robot

My apologies, I’m sure for you it took most of the day to read.


9 posted on 12/15/2010 7:04:20 PM PST by jpf (http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/)
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To: jpf

as bad as those useless sacks of blubber stink if you are downwind from them I say kill them all!!!!


10 posted on 12/15/2010 7:06:15 PM PST by dalereed
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To: jpf

I wouldn’t click on or read a blog if you put a gun to my head, I just read the title.


11 posted on 12/15/2010 7:08:17 PM PST by dalereed
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To: jpf

“I’m just wondering what sort of conspiracy theories would have sprung up.”

There would have been many conspiracy theories. Above all though, If Dick proclaimed global warming the MSM would not have reported on it and the scientific community would not have thrown a dime at researching it.


12 posted on 12/16/2010 5:33:03 AM PST by 3rdcoastislander
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