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Oh nancy, we're going to miss you
my big mouth blog ^ | 01/06/11 | flood

Posted on 01/06/2011 10:05:26 AM PST by jpf

Yesterday was moving day in Washington. Robert Gibbs is going to be moving to an office in the White House where cameras and microphones can't find him and Nancy Pelosi moved out of the speakers office. We haven't talked much about Nancy here at My Big Mouth, but that's no reason not to give her a swift kick in the rear on her way out the door.

The thing that makes Nancy so funny is she's so earnest. Earnest people can be funny because they generally lack self-awareness. Nancy's hair could be on fire and she'd never notice because she's too busy remembering all the important things she wants to say. For example, telling us how unemployment compensation is better for the economy than tax cuts.

Frankly, I don't blame Nancy, she knows she's not smart enough to figure this stuff out on her own. She just goes out there and parrots what's been fed to her by educated people from Yale and Harvard. Professional idiots, not amateurs like her. She's thinking, 'The guy who told me this is from Harvard, how could this information be wrong?'

She hears laughter in the background as she's talking, how rude! She doesn't let it stop her, they must be laughing about something else, something that happen earlier in the day. Everyone knows that unemployment and the stimulus it provides to our economy is no laughing matter.

A smart person might stop and think, hey wait a minute, does what I just said really make sense? My argument taken to its logical conclusion would mean 50% unemployment is the key to sustainable economic growth. Could that be right? Taxes are paid by people who are working and unemployment compensation is paid to people who are watching Oprah, how's that good for the economy? But Nancy learned early on that over thinking is a dangerous thing in the Democratic party and it was a lesson she applied everyday as speaker of the House.

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link http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; congress; democrats; gibbs; pelosi
This is an excerpt because I'm being paid millions and millions of dollars for pageviews. I figure, three or four weeks of this and I can retire to West Palm Beach Florida. It'll be nice because spring training will just be starting by then.
1 posted on 01/06/2011 10:05:27 AM PST by jpf
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To: jpf

...like a dog misses fleas


2 posted on 01/06/2011 10:11:43 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

Blogpimp alert


3 posted on 01/06/2011 10:15:19 AM PST by databoss
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To: jpf
"...they must be laughing about something else, something that happen earlier in the day."

Before you retire, you might consider spending some of your "hit money" on a proofreader.
4 posted on 01/06/2011 10:18:04 AM PST by shibumi (Sleeping amphibians are TASTY! (burp!))
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To: jpf
STUPIDITY REIGNS SUPREME

In remarks at the 2010 Legislative Conference for the National Association of Counties, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of controversy.”

Dumbest statement of the 111th Congress. In the Top Ten of Politics For All Time.

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5 posted on 01/06/2011 10:30:34 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: databoss

Proper capitalization not required, dog!

6 posted on 01/06/2011 10:41:06 AM PST by relictele
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To: relictele

Word...


7 posted on 01/06/2011 10:42:46 AM PST by I Buried My Guns (Novare Res!)
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To: relictele

Hey, that’s my bad side.


8 posted on 01/06/2011 10:45:44 AM PST by jpf (http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/)
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To: shibumi

“Before you retire, you might consider spending some of your “hit money” on a proofreader.”

You want a part time job? I’ll give you a 20% cut of the “hit money” and half my lunch.


9 posted on 01/06/2011 10:49:03 AM PST by jpf (http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/)
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To: Doogle

Like a flaming hemorrhoid.

On botox.


10 posted on 01/06/2011 11:43:48 AM PST by DPMD (~)
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To: Doogle
..like a dog misses fleas

... or a boil on my ass.

11 posted on 01/06/2011 12:26:46 PM PST by dearolddad
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To: jpf

I can’t believe people think she is going anywhere. She is going to be WORSE than ever before. It is EASY to be in the minority and she will only have time on her hands to complain and complain. This will probably be a way easier two years than the previous two she had. She is going nowhere and I wish people would quit saying it because she will cause more havoc than ever before. She is dangerous and alive and she will destroy whatever she can during these two years. Count on it....She is EVIL!


12 posted on 01/06/2011 12:51:40 PM PST by napscoordinator
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