Did they find the alien’s birth certificate?
I wish one of these things would land near me. I have actual video and photographic equipment. I have been trained on how to shoot a scene for perspective and clarity.
If you are in the Northeast part of the US and an alien crashes near your house, just call me and we will get some GOOD pictures that might just stand up to some scrutiny.
If you have a little rubber dummy you wish to stick into a snow bank, call me. We can put together a hoax that is a lot better than this one.
//sarcasm off
Did they find the alien’s birth certificate?
Nope. He has a copy of a letter of reference from the House of Representatives. He also had in his posession a ruling by the USSC declaring that no earthly beings have standing in questioning alien activities before the court.