Alan Colmes’s lips are so damn swollen it’s unbelievable (He says he fell on them)

The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

[smoothsailing]

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...

[CatherineofAragon]

My late mother, upon seeing Alan Colmes on TV, said he looked like a frog peeping through ice.

[Mr. K]

SOMEONE GOT COLLEGEN INJECTIONS!!

Why lie about it? That just makes you look (even more) stupid

I had a mini-facelift and told everyone when it happened- its not like it wasn't obvious

Typical liberal- lies even when the truth would actually be better

[cripplecreek]

I’d guess it was collagen injections or something.

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her.

[circlecity]

He fell on his face hard enough to cause massive swelling of his lips but there aren’t any other marks, cuts, bruises or scrapes. I call bS on that. Alan is doing the botox thingy.

[brownsfan]

Ha! A liberal ghoul surgically making his exterior as hideous as his inner self. (Not that he wasn’t ugly on the outside to start.)

I’m pleased to know that this evil man is so tormented that he feels a need to do this to himself.

[pgkdan]

Didn’t think Alan Colmes could get any uglier. I was wrong.

[TheConservativeParty]

I saw Colmes this morning on Fox and was stuned like a beeber on full auto, at how strange he looked, and we are used to his usual strangeness. He looked like he had some bad plastic surgery. Recently saw Courtney Cox (while channel flipping) on some talk show and she looked horrible,with the stretched face of another plastic surgery fail.

[showme_the_Glory]

I would have used “bee sting allergy”.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[PGR88]

When I see Alan Colmes on TV, I turn the channel. I don’t have much stomach for O’Reilly anyway, but Colmes puts me over the edge.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Not collagen, that’s the result of having them stuck to Obama’s ass for the last four years.

[RC one]

I’m sure his boyfriend, Barack, will appreciate those new lips.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Looks like Botox to me.

He and all the other Hollywood starlets.

[ConservativeStatement]

[smoothsailing]

LOL!

[laweeks]

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her

NO! She's one of my all-time favorite faces . . . I hope she didn't make any changes.

[tx_eggman]

Sly Stallone's mom fell down the same steps

[BigFinn]

A muppet with a flying eyebrow.